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Joined 06-28-10, id: 2423660, Profile Updated: 12-06-12
Author has written 9 stories for Night World series, Artemis Fowl, Merlin, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Inglourious Basterds.

Helloooo :)

These are my stories:

For Sophia and Magic runs in the family: I'm stopping them both! I'm having a crisis so I'm doing a third attempt of it in a new story coming soon... It's going to be slightly different... considering the new series is out (so sad it's ending! What will I do without my Merlin?) but my OC is still Sophia see her down below...

ARTY PLAYS TRUTH OR DARE: I have stopped this fanfic! I have writers block and don't know how to continue the story... It wasn't meant to be a long one :(

WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER: I will be trying to get this finished soon!

HUNTRESS: I am continuing this at the moment and will try and get another chapter up soon

COMING SOON...

A STORY IN THE STARS: Star Wars fanfic, starting just after the Empire Strikes Back- not set in the new ones (the old trilogy is THE best!!!) a Luke/OC fanfic

My OC's

Queen Sophia: Queen of the Kingdom of Firegate, an ally of Camelot, however she allows magic and has magic herself. A fantastic fighter she is a strong leader, and loved by most in her kingdom, although there are huge hostilities from the neighbouring kingdoms that are between Firegate and Camelot.

Ida McPhearson: British ex-Naval officer, now Nazi hunter living in France, working with the Basterds. She had a Jewish friend and impersonated her dead brother to become a doctor, extremely inteligent but has a secret streak that when unleashed can cause huge pain for people who upset her.

Irene Graham: A loud mouthed, stand up for her rights kind of woman, she is greatful of the kindness Atticus Finch gives her and works in the courthouse with him. She learns from him, how he so calm, to become a gentle person who has a lot of patience, especially with her two children; Jem and Jean-Louise

COMING SOON:

Queen Shosanna of the planet Belcekiz: ...

79 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
42. Shave.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.
74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

LOL i stole this off Oldsoul23's profile because i almost died laughing!!!!!

My Favourite Night World couples are...

Ash and Mary-Lynette- I don't Know why everybody loves them, but they are awesome!!!!!!

Quinn and Rashel - because I love Rashel XD she's soooooo cool!!

Jez and Morgead- they just go together

Keller and Galen- Galen is so sweet

Maggie and Delos- i love all the hard guys!!

IS IT ME OR IS EVERYONE FED UP OF WAITING FOR STRANGE FATE?- PLEASE BRING IT OUT SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ash? Get bent and die." Mary-Lynnette (Daughters of Darkness) One of my favourite quotes from a book XD

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For her Majesty by AnnaRambam reviews
Knowing that his childhood friend and flame Molly Heathcliff would like nothing than to be brought back into the British Army, Lieutenant Archie Hicox has been given permission to bring another member of the army with him on his mission to France and he chooses her. Only, Molly is not easy to handle and rathers things her way. Don't read if you're afraid of the steam! Rated M!
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/15/2012 - A. Hicox, Donny D.
Stars, Space and Surrey School Girls by starrycat05 reviews
Alice Miller was never the sci-fi type of girl. In fact, quite the opposite. So being sucked into a galaxy far, far away, not the best possible thing that could have happened... Light, comic ramble through the Star Wars trilogy with an out-of-her-time heroine.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,753 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Luke S.
Star Crossed Lovers by LittleXMissXFatale reviews
Her name is Monique Darling. His is Dieter Hellstrom. She is a member of the French Resistance. He is a Gestapo Major. Their countries are at war, keeping these lovers from ever being together.But will their love for each other conquer all?
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,735 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - D. Hellstrom, A. Hicox
In the Stars by PhantasmicDragon reviews
Ash's return home to Mary-Lynette when she graduates highschool. How will the members of both families react when an illness threatens the life of one of their own? Please Review! It helps with the inspiration Rated T for a few kissing scenes and such.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,568 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C.
Children Once by crossing reviews
Ida Graham, a shy, bookish, naive girl, learns the price of innocence the hard way. Please read and review! Atticus/future wife and Arthur Radley/Atticus' future wife
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
The Drabbles of Merlin by PreTitlesSequence reviews
My collection of 100 drabbles about Merlin! In chapter six, a five-part Sherlock crossover begins.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Bet by Said The Liar 13 reviews
Merlin and Gwaine argue about who would last longer-Merlin without magic or Gwaine without...drinking? They decide to settle this with a month long bet. Who will survive? And what will happen when the others get involved?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Jem the Wedding Planner by DragonWriterZZ reviews
Dill and Scout have decided to finally get married...at eight years old. When Jem gets involved, it becomes a stressful two days...well, for him anyway. He's just looking out for the kids. ONESHOT. Dill/Scout. First TKAM fic. Hope you like it! 8D
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
The Warlock's Sister by Carol J Forrester reviews
Merlin's sister comes to visit. The one he hasn't seen in years except for the odd letter now and again while she's been off traveling. But her she is, dressed unlike anyone Camelot has ever seen and apparently stealing Gwaine's heart.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,349 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Eight Special Gifts by writing-at-random reviews
On Christmas Eve, Santa pays a visit to Camelot, and he seems to have a pretty good idea of what all of its inhabitants are in need of! A drabble a day until Christmas is here! No Slash... and SPOILERS for season 4!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Ela's Disguise by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
Merlin tries to catch a mischievous Ela faerie whilst trying to deal with his feelings for Arthur. But neither task is going to be as simple as it originally seemed... GwainexMerlin, ArthurxGwen
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Merlin, Gwaine
Gaius's Partay! by fortheloveofcamelot reviews
IT'S TIME TO PARTY - Gaius style! When Gaius throws a party he tells EVERYONE... everyone, except Merlin it seems leading to a fine string of events in which everyone's lives change forever or primarily just for the weekend...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Take My Breath Away by kitsuneshadow47 reviews
Merlin's tried to keep his secret for so long, but the time of judgment had finally come. He disappears all of a sudden but has no choice but to return after 2 years when his true love falls ill. Here Merlin realizes just how much Arthur needs him. SLASH
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Servant of Magic by CatchingCraziness reviews
Based after Season 3. Morgana, driven by revenge, kidnaps Merlin while he, Arthur, Gwaine, and Lancelot are out hunting.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Testing Luck, Fate, And Destiny by waterrain reviews
Merlin and Gwaine decided to mess with Arthur. However things might become more between Merlin and Gwaine. Arthur does not understand why he had an urge to punch Gwaine when he saw him kiss Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Merlin, Gwaine
The Rich Protector's Pearl by fictionette reviews
Her homeland was beautiful; a place teeming with life and love of the arts and the earth. But daddy's little pearl is far away from home now and without her rich protector. How will she survive, stripped of everything she loves? Eventual Gwaine/OC
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Merlin, Gwaine
Slamming doors by moonlightdreamer1 reviews
This story blamed on Yuki. Any way Merlin catches Arthur in bed with one of his knights...you'll have to read to see what happens after that. One shot slash warnings don't like then please don't read.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Twas the Knight Before Yuletide by Squilf reviews
In the fortnight leading up to Yuletide, Merlin learns some important lessons about friendship, drinking, Gaius' porridge, finding a lost love, mistletoe, and most of all, love. Merlin/Gwaine, set after Series 3. Mild language and sexual references.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,977 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Twelve Days of Merlin by Emachinescat reviews
A collection of parodies of The Twelve Days of Christmas for all the main characters. See what Uther, Morgana, Gaius, Morgause, Cenred, Arthur, Merlin, and more get from friends and enemies. Silliness with a sprig of cleverness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Teenage kicks or just a teenage circus? by s11235 reviews
Modern AU based on the Channel 4 series 'The Inbetweeners.' Merlin is the new kid and has decided that Arthur, Gwaine and Will i.e. Sir William from 2.02 - the three least popular guys at Camelot High- are going to be his new best friends.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Artemis Goes To Sports Camp by Padfoot's Blondie reviews
When Artemis's parents force him to go to sports camp, Artemis is horrified. Juliet and Holly go with him to keep him company, but that doesn't mean they keep him from making a complete fool out of himself! AxH. Rated T cuz I feel like it COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,659 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
That's Entertainment by rubycaspar reviews
An AU ending of the episode 'Gwaine' - instead of just watching from the parapet, Arthur legs it down to the path to barge in on Gwen and Gwaine's conversation. Merlin enjoys the show. Mild A/G, spoilers for episode 3x04.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Flying Bullets and Falling Hearts by PorcelainHeart835 reviews
Once Upon a Time in Nazi Occupatied Poland, Tabitha lived in a Jewish Ghetto with her family. When she escapes and runs to France, who will she meet there? The Basterds of course! She gets along great with all of them, but what about The Bear Jew? DonnyOC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Donny D.
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Huntress reviews
There wasn't just the Basterds who were Nazi hunters in France- There was one who they called 'The Hunter' - please read! XD oh and slight swearing DonnyxOC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Donny D.
The Round Table Years reviews
Set in the three golden years between series 4 and5. Arthur sends his Knights on the famous quests, Sir Gwaine being the most noble is sent to find the Holy Grail, but when he is attacked it signals a certain battle is on the horizon, with the aid of the beautiful Queen Sophia of Firegate, they take on the ruthless Grobalar, will love triumph? Sounds cheesy but please R&R Gwaine/OC
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin
Sophia reviews
Gwaine/OC. A princess comes to Camelot, warning the King of a planned attack on his kingdom, but is she all as she seems. Is she hiding a big secret? and can she find love in everyones favourite knight? please R R XD
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
Magic Runs in the Family reviews
Here's my rewrite of Sophia, Queen Sophia of Firegate comes to Camelot asking for help in her kingdom's impending doom, but she meets more than she bargined for, seeing her brother for the first time in 14 years and capturing the heart of a knight
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
When We Were Younger reviews
Multi-Chapter story of Atticus' wife, Irene Graham moves to Maycomb in search of work and a fresh start, working in the Courthouse alongside an intriguing and kind lawyer NEW CHAPTER UP!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
CIRCLE DAYBREAK 3 THE LAST FIGHT reviews
The apocalypse, the last thing that would stand in the way of the happiness of circle daybreak. please enjoy! XD not the last story promise! XD
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Circle Daybreak 2 reviews
Sequel to Circle daybreak lol, tell me what you think, Jez's birthday party, Hunter Redfern's evil plans and some horror movies. what could go wrong? rubbish summary but please read anyway!XD
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010
Arty Plays Truth or Dare reviews
Artemis, Holly, Mulch, Butler, Foaly and Juliet are bored so Holly suggests a game of Truth or Dare maybe some A/H later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010
Circle Daybreak reviews
Circle Daybreak stories,this one set in Brair Creek. Delos, Quinn and Morgead cry. Rubbish summary thinking of a Sequel. please Read! This story is Ash and Mare mostley but some circle daybreak. Tell me what you think!
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010