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Author has written 19 stories for Devil Wears Prada, ER, and Harry Potter.

Multidisciplinary artist, writer.

Avid fanfiction reader and writer, even if I don't always review or post my stories/updates with any regularity.

My ff fascinations lie within: Harry Potter, The Devil Wears Prada, Star Trek: Voyager, ER, SVU and very recently, Scott & Bailey

Specifically with: Minerva McGonagall, The Black Sisters, Miranda Priestly, Kathryn Janeway, Kerry Weaver/Abby Lockhart, Olivia Benson, and I've recently become completely obsessed with Gill/ Rachel pairing.

shrug* I love women.


Dorothy Allison:

"Fiction is a piece of truth that turns lies to meaning."

"Behind the story I tell is the one I don't.
Behind the story you hear is the one I wish I could make you hear.
Behind my carefully buttoned collar is my nakedness, the struggle to find clean clothes, food, meaning, and money. Behind sex is rage, behind anger is love, behind this moment is silence, years of silence."

In the Desert

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter – bitter", he answered,
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

Stephen Crane


69 Sexiest Songs Fic

Here are the songs on the "69 Sexiest Songs Of All Time" list that I have no idea what to write for. As long as they involve Minerva McGonagall in some way, feel free to PM me if you'd like to see anything included, and we can see what we can work out :)

69. George Michael, 'I Want Your Sex'

20. Pussycat Dolls, 'Don't Cha'

68. Nelly Furtado, 'Promiscuous'

19. R. Kelly, 'Sex Me'

67. Mazzy Star, 'Fade Into You'

18. Janet Jackson, 'If'

64. T. Rex, 'Bang a Gong'

17. Otis Redding, 'Try a Little'

61. Mtume, 'Juicy Fruit'

60. Madonna, 'Like a Virgin'

14. Nina Simone, 'Sugar'

58. Keith Urban, 'Raining on Sunday'

13. TLC, 'Red Light Special'

57. Portishead, 'Glory Box'

12. Def Leppard, 'Pour Some Sugar'

56. Dave Matthews Band, 'Crash Into Me'

11. Rick James, 'Give It to Me'

55. Romeo Void, 'Never Say Never'

10. The Art of Noise, 'Moments in Love'

54. Christina Aguilera, 'Dirrty'

9. Britney Spears, 'I'm a Slave 4 U'

53. David Bowie, 'China Girl'

8. LL Cool J, 'Doin' It'

51. Peaches, 'AA XXX'

7. Led Zeppelin, 'Whole Lotta Love'

6. Barry White, 'Love Serenade'

4. Prince, 'Do Me, Baby'

3. Donna Summer, 'Love You Baby'

2. Nine Inch Nails, 'Closer'

41. Prince, 'Darling Nikki'

39. Sade, 'No Ordinary Love'

38. Rod Stewart, 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy'

37. Bel Biv DeVoe, 'Do Me'

36. Aretha Franklin, 'Natural Woman'

35. Chris Isaak, 'Wicked Game'

33. Liz Phair, 'Flower'

32. Jodeci, 'Freek N You'

31. Luther Vandross, 'Love Won't Let Me Wait'

29. Patti LaBelle, 'Lady Marmalade'

27. Tweet, 'Oops (Oh My)'

26. Massive Attack, 'Inertia Creeps'

25. The Notorious B.I.G., 'One More Chance'

24. Rolling Stones, 'Let's Spend the Night Together'

23. Vanity 6, 'Nasty Girl'

22. Ginuwine, 'Pony'

21. Isley Bros., 'Between Sheets'

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Bonding by asouldreams reviews
Morning twilight; a starlit sky; to have you; to hold you; to love you; forever...bound. As darkness rises, friendships are tested, allegiances made & love is re-discovered & lost; set during Hogwarts yr 2009-10. A friendship that turns into so much more. Hermione/Minerva. Remains canon compliant through books not Pottermore. Harry, Ginny, Ron, includes most characters from books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 1,102,971 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Misplaced Adorations by owlofathena reviews
MM HG. Adolescent affection towards a certain professor at Hogwarts has a catastrophic effect on others. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] Severus S. - Complete
The White Queen Falls by WrittenSword reviews
What if Miranda had NOT known? A slowly progressing Miranda/Andrea femslash story that takes place on Vancouver Island. COMPLETED!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,747 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Andy S., Caroline P., Cassidy P., Miranda P. - Complete
Merrily We Roll by Greyella reviews
The Black sisters explore/deny their greys & bloodgift as they come of age. The Dark Lord rises & sides are chosen. Minerva finds herself along the edge of an abyss as her protégé stumbles closer toward the darkness within. Cissatrix central. Bella/Min hints. For mature audiences only (18 & up).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,169 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] Minerva M., Andromeda T.
What shouldn't be easy by Smartwillow reviews
It was a violence really, the closeness of her body, the worry in her eyes. Thanks to HedgieX!
Scott & Bailey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Rachel B., Gill M. - Complete
Ready by Brithna reviews
It's not so much the label that's important; no, it's the process that leads to the label that holds discovery and true understanding.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Andy S., Miranda P. - Complete
Holding Back The Tide by RileysHell reviews
For every line on Maura's face, Jane can tell a story. Every scar on her body has been soothed by Jane. There's not an inch of Maura that Jane doesn't know. And it kills her that Maura some days can't feel what it's like to know someone so deeply. One-shot song fic. Inspired by Temple Scene - Holding Back The Tide
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Lie To Me by AlainnRain reviews
A mixture of pain and relief filled her face and she asked with what was left of her damaged voice. "Lie to me. Please, just one last time. Lie to me." For a second he was silent, then... "I hate you, Hermione." He choked out just loud enough that she could hear before a whisper from his lips sent a horrifyingly familiar green light speeding her way. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Bellatrix L.
Don't buy a 50p telescope (You'll only see 50p stars) by thegirl20 reviews
Gill's retirement do is a bit of an eye-opener for Rachel.
Scott & Bailey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Gill M., Rachel B.] Janet S., Julie D. - Complete
Aftermath by lostlashes reviews
Rachel has to deal with her brothers crime, Janet has to deal with Ade's rejection.. they work it out together, in unexpected ways.
Scott & Bailey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012
I Object by Sela McGrane reviews
Minerva has a problem, of the arranged marriage sort. Hermione has a solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Roses in December by Kelly Chambliss reviews
As teacher and student, Professor McGonagall and Mr Longbottom understand their relationship very well. But what happens when they are forced to become Minerva and Neville? Set during the Deathly Hallows year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Minerva M., Neville L.] Poppy P., Severus S. - Complete
Subolesco by Lina.Chivas reviews
Hermione has left Hogwarts, but her heart is left behind. This fic has somehow become a therapy project for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
In Vita, Veritas(erum) by wendymarlowe reviews
McGonagall has a bone to pick with Snape - a rather large one, actually. When she finally tracks him down in the potions classroom, he blows her off. But she's found a way to *make* him listen - and she learns more than she bargained for . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
When I Waked, I Cried to Dream Again by Squibstress reviews
Every now and then, he needs her. But she doesn't need him. Does she? Winner - 2nd Place, "Best Het S*m*u*t" & 3rd Place, "Best Drama/Angst Story" - 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Remembrance by emeraldorchids reviews
Andrea Sachs deals with memories of Miranda Priestly. Andy/Miranda sort of.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
The Observer Effect by Squibstress reviews
Minerva watches Severus. She sees through a glass, darkly. Written for the 2012 Minerva Fest on LiveJournal. Nominated for Best Darkfic in the Fall/Winter 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards. A featured story at Mugglenet Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
Touch by PerProteggere reviews
"I'll make you a deal," Olivia whispers, her hot breath hitting Amanda's neck. "One night. Whatever you want, whatever you need." Rated M!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - A. Rollins, O. Benson - Complete
Voice Messages from Friends by WastedOn reviews
What will Miranda do when Andrea is snatched from Runway by a rival fashionista? ***Written for the IDF Big Bang. Miranda/Andy, Andy/Cruella, M/A/C. So... yeah.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Admiral by SouthernMic reviews
Takes place a few years after Endgame and my way to try and tie Janeway and Seven back together. What happens when Janeway is faced with an old enemy? Currently working on a sequel.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Love Has Gone And Left Me by winter156 reviews
Love is a fragile creature that must be nurtured in order to survive
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Tomorrow Too by asouldreams reviews
On the eve of her wedding Hermione seeks a moment of clarity and finds far more than she realized ever existed behind her mentor's emerald eyes; her future though...is already written, and waiting...as is Ron. HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Office by RatherLipstick reviews
Andy thought her first time with a woman would be romantic. It wasn't. A smutty fic with a fluffy ending.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
20 things you didn't know about by Jeffie reviews
20 things you did'nt know about...The forgotten characters of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Beyond the Ink Pot by ChimericalParoxysm reviews
A series of one-shots for the 34 stories competition over on the HPFC forum. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
Dawns of Yesterday by MadameCissy reviews
It is not the living we should fear. It is the dead. Six years after the Final Battle the unthinkable happens and Hermione finds herself at the dawn of a new war and faced with a choice she thought she would never have to make. [Bellamione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,960 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
Suspended in Time by mommaXbear reviews
George recieves a few letters from the past. One person that has been gone for so long, seems to live again for a few short seconds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - George W., Fred W.
That Feeling Like No Other by FanFicLove101 reviews
MM/HG fanfic, r&r guys! Not sure how to summarise this so just enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Dear Fanfictioneers by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"You all know the truth now, I am very scary when it comes to my children. I will end you." -Molly Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Club Glamour by tigertales reviews
Club Glamour... where the famous and infamous become safely anonymous. MM/HG Femmeslash. Don't like, then please don't read. Rated "M" to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,407 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
to a discordant melody by Incendiarist reviews
Because hell can be on the mortal coil just as well as not. /MinervaxLucretia. TW: character death, bullying./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Minerva M., Lucretia B. - Complete
Fur? No Thanks, I'd Rather Go Naked! by WrittenSword reviews
Miranda Priestly likes to wear fur. What if she ended up in a situation where she had to re-evaluate? A slightly magical, slightly insane story about a developing romantic relationship between Miranda and Andrea. That means femlash! COMPLETE!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
When Nothing Leads To Something & Everything by McGonagall's Bola reviews
Hermione encounters the Headmistress in a rather unanticipated state, which leads to something far more intimate... and further... and further... HG/MM -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,361 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Five Facts about Professor Minerva McGonagall by princess-kally reviews
Five facts about Professor McGonagall, according to Ron. Written for ChallengeMistress87's Character Perspective Challenge. Oneshot. Set in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ron W., Minerva M. - Complete
Children of the Week by TuesdayNovember reviews
Drabble series. A traditional English nursery rhyme foretells of certain aspects of a child, depending on the day they were born. How well does this rhyme really work?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
After Life by Captain Katie-cat reviews
A remarkable woman's life is remembered by those who knew her and thus loved her
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Lessons taught on the Ides of June by Scarlet Secret reviews
Nine years after the war the surviving members of the Order bury Minerva McGonagall. As Harry wonders the grounds he begins to see apparitions of Hogwarts' long and illustrious past, and he learns the last lesson the castle has to teach him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Ancient Magic by Headmistress X reviews
Minerva understands why one ought to be very, very careful. f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,451 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Adieu by McGonagall's Bola reviews
Minerva recalls over her life. HG/MM /Sequel to: Chocolate/ -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smashed To Pieces by 27dayz reviews
What was it about Harry that made Professor McGonagall want to break the rules and allow him to play Quidditch in his first year? Was it his flying ability? His reputation? Or was it even about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sirius B., James P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Dance Like Sex by TheTruthBetween reviews
Janeway asks Seven to dance - both vertically and horizontally.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [K. Janeway, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Amberlight by J. E. Talveran reviews
Devil Wears Prada AU story. Andy finds herself in the middle of a dominance ploy between the editor she'd left behind in Paris and her latest mentor.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Waiting by TheFutilitarian reviews
Almost a series of vignettes told backwards, spanning the course of several years of Mirandy's relationship. Love: lacking, obsessive, adoring, cruel. Can - when does right become a wrong?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
When Words Aren't Enough by MirellaArabesque reviews
The more times Tonks kisses her way down Ginny's body, the more words she can't bring herself to say. Contains sex and SELF-HARM. I mean it. Rated M most definitely. One-shot, Ginny/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - N. Tonks, Ginny W. - Complete
Black Blood by MadameCissy reviews
What if everything you knew turns out to be a lie? Hermione uncovers the secrets about her blood status and finds herself having to choose between the life she has and the one she is destined to live. [Bellamione] [Hermione/Narcissa]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,787 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Time is the fire in which we burn by Lina.Chivas reviews
This is the end. The ending of my story starting with "Hidden and Forbidden", followed by "The Rose never Weakens". HG/MM. AU. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Incomprehensible Desire by JustAnotherPseudonym reviews
Devil Wears Prada Movie. Miranda let Andrea go. MirAndy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,858 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2008
Have I Become The Enemy by McGonnemort reviews
The Trio set out on one last mission when they realize that Professor McGonagall has mysteriously gone missing. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,268 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Storytelling by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Had Hermione known what a cliché it was for a young girl to have a crush on a teacher, she might have been more cautious about giving away her heart. But she didn't know. A story about stories and how we read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G., Neville L., W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete
Birds and the Bees by omegathirteen reviews
This is a J/7 standalone story. Pre Endgame - with hot, angst-fuelled action between our two intrepid heroes, as they struggle to find themselves and each other.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91,412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2009 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
You Can't Erase What Was Mine by McGonnemort reviews
“When one thinks that the great Albus Dumbledore was incapable of treachery they need only look to what he did to his most faithful servant.” Rated M now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
The Enemy of Love by fembuck reviews
Bellatrix and Andromeda love each other as much as two people can. But there is love, and then there's life, its enemy. Contains Deathly Hallows spoilers. BellatrixAndromeda, blackcest, femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
For Him by Bil reviews
She's not surprised that Severus is the first and only one to notice. McGonagall and Snape discuss Dumbledore. MM, SS, AD. Warning: mature themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Dream, Upon Waking by yarrow and thyme reviews
We are such stuff as dreams are made on and our little life is rounded with a sleep... The Tempest
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Minerva M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Losing Patience by owlofathena reviews
Set 12 years after book 6. Minerva McGonagall is short a Potions professor. Hermione is looking for a new post. MM HG Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Desiring Flight by Dicere reviews
Sometimes you need... someone who will allow you to fly. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Wrong by celeria reviews
She knows it's wrong, but she can't seem to stop." MinervaNarcissa, implied NarcissaLily and LilyJames, set during Narcissa Black's last year at Hogwarts. Written for the hpgirlslash Summer of Smut challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Minerva M., Narcissa M.
Angel Tempted by Dicere reviews
He looked like an angel as he told her she was beautiful. And tempted her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Minerva M., Lucius M.
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69 Sexiest Songs reviews
Minerva McGonagall-centred one-shots, both about and from her POV. Based on songs from a list of the 69 steamiest songs of all time. Currently features mostly Hermione Granger but will include other characters. M rated given the subject matter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,346 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M., W. Grubbly-Plank
When it Rains reviews
"We need the rain, first. That's why it rains. So that when the sun does shine, slowly, it'll seem all the brighter, and we'll all be lighter for it. Eventually." After the Battle, Hermione and Minerva meet in the Boathouse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Emily's Book of Strange reviews
Emily may be a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them, although she notices a lot of stupid things. She thinks far more than she ever lets on: about Miranda, Andrea, Runway ... life. Contains Miranda/Andy hints from Emily's POV
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Quicquid reviews
34 stories; 34 people; 34 loves found, lost, never told, never accepted. Chap 3 M rated. Bellatrix/Narcissa, warning included inside. NEW: Chap 4. Fred/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Fred W., Blaise Z.
Rainbow Moments reviews
Moments in the relationships of Harry, Neville and Hermione, pertaining to colours of the rainbow. Drabbles for The Skittles Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
For All The Things That Are reviews
...Have Been, And Will Be Again. Miranda writes a letter to Andrea, thinking that she will never read it. But somehow, Andy writes back.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
He does not doubt that she loves him; but there is a difference, he knows, between their love and the in-loveness of Harry and Ginny. And he knows that, unlike Hermione and himself, they are not living to the expectations of anyone but themselves...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione and the Architeuthis Hogwarts reviews
Written for Adephegia's Absurd Pairing competition femmeslash Because nobody said the Giant Squid was definitely male. And cephalopod's need love, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hermione G., Giant Squid - Complete
Cold Comfort reviews
It wasn't about desire, or passion, or want, but the need for comfort; to feel real again. Once again useless at titles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Hermione G., Cho C. - Complete
Sometimes reviews
He was married to the Forces of Nature, which came from Chaos itself, and sometimes...sometimes, she would remember that she was married to him, too. He couldn't ask for more...Rodolphus muses about his wife; the Night, daughter of original emptiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
HopeHelplessness reviews
Hermione has a restless night and voices her fears to her professor, who later muses. A short one-shot from the night before Harry's Ministry trial OoP. Terrible at titles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shame reviews
Well there's three versions of this story, mine, and yours and then the truth. And we can put it down to circumstance our childhood then our youth...what once was can never be again...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Heart's Desire reviews
Hermione agrees to test out a potion for George; the consequences of which are more than she can handle alone... Bit smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
I am an Island reviews
My name was Isla Black. I was an Island; I was alone. The first woman removed from the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. Scorched; forgotten...Pure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Isla B. - Complete
The Calendar Club reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the war is over to sit her final exams. She decides that the Wizarding world is in desperate need of some lightening up, and comes up with a novel idea. Perhaps some light romance also. Based on a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Healing the Healers reviews
After Carter and Lucy are hurt, there's one person Abby Lockhart thinks needs comfort. Follows Weaver and Abby's relationship or my interpretation of it! building from series 6.
ER - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Abby L., K. Weaver
There'll Always be Paris reviews
Paris throws up a few surprises; but is one night all there will ever be between them? Rubbish at summaries! Not sure about the romance category - suppose it is in a very Miranda-esque way! please read, anyway!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Miranda Law reviews
Miranda Law: Definition; what Miranda wants, she gets. Maybe a hint of Mirandy.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
SongFic Drabbles reviews
Largely Miranda's perspective; general musings to the jukebox; just bored in work and fancied a challenge!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete