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Author has written 10 stories for Soul Eater, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Mortal Instruments.
Heeeeeeey everyone!!! How's it goin'? Here's some info about me:
Real Name: Okay, so there is a reason I have a PEN NAME, but you can call me any of the nicknames listed below
Nickname(s): Oyshileyley, Max, Herman, Granger
Age: Fifteen - Same age as Edward Elric! Just puttin' that out there!(I'll update this on my birthday)
Gender: Imma girl, peoplez!!! Call me a boy and you die!!!
Favorite Books (Favorite characters in *s): The Faerie Path *Zara, Harry Potter *Hermione, Percy Jackson and the Olympians *Annabeth, The Heroes of Olympus*Piper, Leo, Hazel, Frank, Percy, Maximum Ride *Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy* The Mortal Instruments *Magnus, Clary, Jace, Alec, Isabelle, Maia, Max*The Clique *Claire, Kristen, The Baby-Sitters Club *Mary Anne, Dawn, Jessi, Mallory, Kristy...*... (Believe me, there are MANY more books!!!)
Favorite Movies: Get Smart, Monsters VS Aliens, Lilo and Stitch, Original Pink Panther Series (Peter Sellers forever!), The Pink Panther Strikes Again (I know that's included in the Pink Panther series, but I especially love this one!)
Favorite Shows: The Nanny, Dancing With The Stars, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Castle, Full House...
Favorite Pairings (At least some from the books/tv shows listed above):
The Faerie Path- TaniaxEdric, CordeliaxBrython
Harry Potter: HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, (and everyone else together or married!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians- PercyxAnnabeth, GroverxJuniper, BekendorfxSilena, ClarissexChris
The Heroes of Olympus: PercyxAnnabeth, HazelxFrank, JasonxPiper
Soul Eater: SoulxMaka, Black*StarxTsubaki, Kidx Liz, Patty, or Crona (girl version), SteinxMarie
Maximum Ride: MaxxFang, IggyxElla, DylanxDEATH!!! (Sorry, I just REAAAAAALLY hate Dylan!!!)
Fullmetal Alchemist: EdxWinry, MustangxHawkeye
The Mortal Instruments: JacexClary, AlecxMagnus, LukexJocylyn, MaiaxJordan, SimonxIsabelle
*Notice how putting an "x" in between two names can make it sound so FanFiction-y*
Favorite Authors: Frewin Jones, Rick Riodan, JK Rowling, Meg Cabot, Gail Carson Levine...
Hobbies: READING, writing (well, what do you expect, I post my STORIES on FanFiction!!!), TALKING (nonstop, no joke), hanging out with friends, fantasize about random things...
Here are some AWESOME quotes:
"Drama is required reading"- The Mother-Daughter Book Club
"Athena always had a plan"- Annabeth Chase
"What could be worse than hummus?"- Percy Jackson
"HE JUST ATE YOUR SOUL YOU DAMN CAT, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP THERE!?- Maka Albarn
"I can't believe you called me a butt-head, no one's called be that since the 9th grade!" -Emmett (Legally Blonde)
"Patty: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...(continues laughing hysterically the whole quote) Liz: There's a limit to the insanity I put up with, you can worry about it when we get home! Kid: Im worrying, im worrying... Liz: Don't worry about it! I won't let you worry! Kid: Im worrying, im worrying... Liz: SHUT UP!!! YOU SPOILED BRAT!!! Kid: Worrying, worrying..." -Liz Thompson, Patty Thompson, Death the Kid (Kid)
"My sister: HORSEY!!! Me: PERCY!?!?!?! WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!" - Me and my sister when she saw a pic of a horse (yeah, I am soooo not obsessed with Percy Jackson!!!!!
"I despise Gingers and Mudbloods, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be friends?" Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequal
"Hey, Coach Supergoat, I just fell of the freakin' Grand Canyon, stop asking for challanges!" Leo, The Lost Hero
"EXPEL THE OBJECT! REGURGITATE YOU BIG MORON!" Freak, Freak the Mighty
"I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait- why are those logs moving?" Naveen, The Princess and the Frog
"Me: I'm just an idiot. My best friend: No, it's more like naive... wait, wait! You're a naive idiot!" Me and my best friend after we were talking about how I kept pushing on a door that said pull, and kept tugging on a door that was locked for at least 3 years.
"Esposito: He called her a... *sees Alexis* B-I-T-C-H. Castle: You know she can spell. Ryan: *To Esposito* Probobly better than you." Esposito, Castle, and Ryan, Castle
"LAY OFF THE FREAKING HORN!!!" Max, Maximum Ride
"There's a skylight up there, maybe i can- ooh, Max no fly" Max, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports (I think...)
"DON'T CALL ME SMALl!! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!!!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"I look like Prep School Barbie *sees Max* Actually, you look like Prep School Barbie, I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge, Schools Out- Forever
"You are a fridge with wings, we are freakin' BALLET DANCERS!!!" Fang, Schools Out- Forever (I'm pretty sure)
"What is this 'our side', Kemosabe?" Max, Maximum Ride
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Theresa into an ax murderer." Max, Maximum Ride
"Ter Borcht: Vhy do you let a girl be de leader? Fang: She's the tough one. Max: Dang right." Ter Borcht, Max, and Fang, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"No thank you. I'm a butler, not one hell of a dog trainer." Sebastian, Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo!" Fred Weasley, Harry Potter
"Oh good, Yoda captured us." Fang, Maximum Ride: The Final Warning
"Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war-It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin-Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo- the octopus is worse than the shark- I HATE THIS PLANET!!!" Pleakly, Lilo and Stitch
"*Stitch and Jumba passing gun back and forth after Jumba realizes it's gonna explode* Jumba: Oh, I just remembered, it's your birthday! Here you go! Stitch: Uh, merry Christmas! Jumba: It's not Christmas! Stitch: Happy Hannukah! Jumba: It's not Hannukah! *Pleakly grabs Lilo and starts running* Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?! Pleakly: Trust me, this is NOT going to end well! Jumba: One potato! Stitch: Two potato! Jumba: Three potato! Stitch: Four! Jumba: Five potato! Stitch: Six potato! Jumba: Seven potato more! Stitch: My! Jumba: Mother! Stitch: Told! Jumba: Me! Stitch: You! Jumba: Are! Stitch: The best! Jumba: Ha I win! *gun explodes*" Stitch, Jumba, Pleakly, and Lilo, Lilo and Stitch
"Iggy: About my mixer... Gazzy: It was all I had at the time! Max: You mixed someone to death!? Gazzy: I adapted to the circumstances!" Iggy, Gazzy, Max, Maximum Ride: Fang
"Evan: Finally! It's clear that I can do something better than Brett! Brett: *to Eddie and Malcom* THINK! Evan: Exactly!" Evan, Brett, 13
"Eddie and Malcom: I got myself a brand new rocking horse!, Brett: Wait, what? Eddie and Malcom: Why don't you climb on up here, mama? And rock it rock it al night loonnnggggg *Eddie hits insanley high note* Brett: Wait, wait, woah, woah, woah, stop! Rocking horse!? Yeah, not gonna work! Eddie: Yeah, SO gonna work! It's double edge- Eddie and Malcom: Smooooooth! Brett: Guys, Kendra's a 'good girl'. I can't just hit on her like whack-a-mole! If I do that, I'll never get... the tounge! Eddie and Malcom: The tounge!" Brett, Eddie, Malcom, 13
"Lucy: No, no, no, no, no! You can't go to the movies on friday night! Eddie and Malcom: No, no, she can't do it! Lucy: I said you can't go, Eddie and Malcom: Uh-uh, no way! Lucy: 'cause you're already commited to do that thing! Kendra: What thing? Lucy: That thing! Kendra: What thing? Lucy: That thing you said you would do on Friday! Kenra: There is no thing! Lucy: Yes, there is, Kendra! Kendra: I'm going to the movies friday night with Brett! Lucy: NO, YOU'RE NOT, DON'T CONTRADICT ME IN PUBLIC, KENDRA, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! Kendra: FINE! *Lucy and Kenra turn around and smile at Brett, Eddie, and Malcom.*Kendra, Lucy, Malcom, Eddie, 13
"Clary: There's no fireworks! Maia: Patience, grasshopper. Good things come to those who wait. Simon: I always thought it was 'good thinkgs come to those who wave'! No wonder I've been so confused all my life! Jace: Confused is a nice word for it..." Clary, Maia, Simon, and Jace, The Mortal Instruments: City of Glass
"Esposito: *Watching Ryan being tortured by Hal Lockwood* OKAY! Ryan: *Getting pulled out of the ice water* Don't tell this jackhole anything! Esposito: Sorry, bro, i can't watch this. *To Lockwood* Listen to me. You're too late. The cops already know all about... me and your mom. *Ryan and Esposito start laughing hysterically as Lockwood looks confused*" Esposito and Ryan, Castle
"Percy: *To Hazel about her drawing of a map that he thinks looks like a seagull after she draws a train line across it* You just cut off the seagull's head."
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Soul Eater: Future Resonance Characters
Resonance “Rez” Kami Evans
Daughter of: Soul and Maka
Weapon Partner: Suki Star
Sibling(s): Percy Evans (younger- fraternal twin)
Percy “Perce” Evans
Son of: Soul and Maka
Weapon Form: Demon Scythe
Meister Partner: Zander
Sibling(s): Resonance Evans (older- fraternal twin)
Daughter of: Black Star and Tsubaki
Weapon Form: Dark Arm
Meister Partner: Resonance Evans
Eyes: Dark green/blue
Son of: Kid and Crona
Weapon Partner: Percy Evans
Sibling(s): Suzie (younger-one year)
Hair: Black with three white sanzu lines
Daughter of: Kid and Crona
Weapon Partner: Nick Anderson (demon gun)
Sibling(s): Zander (older-one year)
Hair: Dark pink
Nicholas “Nick” Anderson
Son of: Liz and Justin
Weapon Form: Demon Gun
Meister Partner: Suzie
Sibling(s): None (Yet... *wink wink*)
Hair: Light brown
Well, that's all for now... SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING: I AM A COMPLETE SPAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE, JUST BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!