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Joined 06-28-10, id: 2423830, Profile Updated: 03-28-15
Author has written 5 stories for Girl Meets World, Step Up, and Hunger Games.

Hi! :)

My name is Christina. I'm 21 years old!

About Me:
Name: Christina
Age: 21 *BIRTHDAY TODAY 1/17
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Born: South America, Paraguay
Currently lives: North America, Pennsylvania (I'm adopted)
Siblings: 1, older brother
Pets: 1 male dog, Shetland Sheepdog. Name is Nuggett.
Favorite Movies: Drumline, any Step Up movies, and the old/classic Disney movies
Favorite Food: Pizza preferably from Papa John's, chicken nuggets and French fries
Favorite Snacks: Twix
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Delirium, probably many more but can't think of anything
Favorite TV Show: The Big Bang Theory

My pen name was formerly known as Lallipalutzi

[Favorite Pairings]

(Harry Potter)
Viktor Krum/Hermione
Lily Luna/Scorpius Malfoy

(Hunger Games)



(Girl Meets World)



(Secret Life of the American Teenager)

(The Big Bang Theory)

(Make It or Break It)


[About Me]

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Oh, definitely.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm ASIAN, so I must eat rice and sushi every meal. (I eat rice almost ever meal.)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm ASIAN, so I must have more than five Apple products.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Not 24/7)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in the ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I mean, I'd love to party if I was actually invited to any.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins ...
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I am Greek so I must have a sword.
I like reading/writing fanfiction so I must be a perverted weirdo.
I am a MUSICIAN so I must be in the marching band.
I like things in an orderly fashion so I must have OCD. (Or as I call it, CDO. Congratulations if you got that.)
I'm Asian so I must like photography.

Favorite Songs:
1) Meatloaf - I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
2) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
3) Beyoncé ft. Jay Z - Crazy in Love
4) Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk & Locked Out of Heaven
5) Missy Elliot - Lose Control
6) Sia - Chandelier
7) Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang
8) Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (my guilty pleasure...)
9) Maroon 5 - One More Night
10) Gorillaz - Feel Good

Favorite Books:
Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling
The Eona Duology by Alison Goodman
Rebel Belle by Rachel Hawkins
My Life Next Door by Huntley Fitzpatrick
The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins
The Delirium Series by Lauren Oliver
Legend Trilogy by Marie Lu
Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell
Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell
(there's many more...)

Favorite TV Shows:
The Big Bang Theory
Boy Meets World
Girl Meets World
Make It or Break It
The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Favorite Singers:
Ariana Grande
Michael Jackson
Bruno Mars
Idina Menzel
Demi Lovato
Christina Aguilera
Adam Levine

Interesting Quotes:
"Quiet people have the loudest minds." - Stephen King

"Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr. Suess

"Let no man pull you low enough to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"From heaven to hell and back again, life is a funny thing. Beauty can come from the most strangest of places, even the most disgusting places." - Alexander McQueen

"Young girls need to learn that sexiness isn't about being naked." - Marc Jacobs

"The less you reveal, the more people can wonder." - Emma Watson

"We teach girls to shrink themselves to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, 'You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful otherwise you will threaten the man.' Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support, but why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don't teach boys the same? We raise girls to teach each other as competitors. Not for jobs or for accomplishments which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are. Feminist: the person who believes in the social political, and economic equality of the sexes." - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore

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Until Death by hayniss-evernathy reviews
When District 12 residents are forced into marriage with their "perfect match," Katniss expects her husband to be a fighter, like her. What she doesn't expect is a life with Haymitch Abernathy, victor of the 50th Hunger Games. Hayniss-centric. Strong hints of Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,910 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M.
Unraveled by xlightmycandlex reviews
Frankie suspects something is wrong with Axl. The truth is more horrible and devastating than any one ever could have imagined. How will the Heck family deal with the news?
Middle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/6 - Axel H., Frankie H.
The Social Bonding Development by Angelic Guardian reviews
If Leonard and Amy had powered through the intimacy experiment. Oneshot. Shamy and Lenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27 - Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Girl Meets First Time by sean.p.ware reviews
Riley and Lucas have their first time together.
Girl Meets World - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13 - Riley M., Lucas F. - Complete
Eona: An alternate ending by Miisheep reviews
An alternate ending to the Eon/Eona duology. Eona sets off on a journey with Ido that leads her towards new discoveries about them both. Ido/Eona
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,501 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Lord Ido, Eon/Eona, Prince Kygo/Pearl Emperor - Complete
Life After Death by Alexabee reviews
[Reposted] After the Victory Tour, Katniss and Gale go through with their plan to escape into the woods. But in order to protect the lives of those they've left behind, they must fake their own deaths. When all they have left is each other, they learn that life after 'death' is not what they expected. Canon divergence inspired by the movie Blue Lagoon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,831 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Katniss E., Gale H.] Haymitch A., Peeta M. - Complete
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Our First Summer reviews
SEQUEL to For the First Time. Riley and Lucas are going to Texas for the summer. What happens when Riley sees his friends and his past comes back to him? Will Riley still think of him as the same Lucas Friar or someone completely new and different?
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/2 - [Lucas F., Riley M.] [Joshua M., Maya H.]
Don't Leave Me reviews
The euphoria of winning the Vortex battle died down after three years when Andie suffered an injury. In fear, she quit dancing and started to live a 'normal life'.
Step Up - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/21 - [Sean, Andie W.] [Camille G., Moose A.]
Safe & Sound reviews
Katniss is pregnant. But no one knows. Except for Peeta since he's the father. She didn't want the whole big, white and Capitol wedding. She didn't want everyone to know her business. Now, that she's the symbol for the war and Peeta is gone, what can she do?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/29 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.]
I'm Not Crazy reviews
Riley knows how she feels. It may sound crazy, but she knows she's not. She's in love with Shawn Hunter.
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,737 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Shawn H., Riley M.] [Lucas F., Maya H.]
For the First Time reviews
COMPLETE! The gang is older. 17. Riley and Lucas are dating. Riley is contemplating on if they should take their relationship to the next level. Are either of them ready for it? Or does Riley want to do it just because of Maya?
Girl Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Riley M., Lucas F.] - Complete