Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Hi, im new and have decided to give writing some stories ago as i love reading books but have never tried writing before.
Name- Alice's Fashion
Occupation- student studying fashion- just finished first year at uni :)
Likes- Fashion, cheesecake, twilight, my friends and family
Dislikes- Spiders, bullies, chavs
Intresting fact-Im allergic to caffine (keep the evil chocolate away)
I would love you to give me a review even if you dont think im very good maybe you could give me suggestions how to improve? :)
A bit about me;
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth (its slimming-best colour for any female)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (youngish)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (apart from spiders and bugs)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend (im english jocks dont exist)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (so ive been told)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I was BULLIED so i must be an UGLY FREAK
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(what can i say im a uni student its an uwritten law to party)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(i have mixed accent from been round loadsa accents at uni, im allergic to tea. crickets boring (sorry cricket fans) my teeth are ok)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED