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Hey So My Name Is Liza And I Am Super Obsessed With Twilight. That's All You Need To Know.


My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong

I cant speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlies bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

Hes already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but I'm not.

And if you read this

and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

please pass this on!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Well...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I Really don't... That Stuff is NASTY!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so I Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD
I like dudes who sparkle, so I Must be a preppy Idiot

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile


--YOU ARE--

Name: Liza
Single or taken: Single, Sadly
Gender: Female
Birthday: April 6
Sign: Aries

--APPERANCE--

Hair colour: Dark brown
Eye colour: Brown
Height: 5’0”
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Ross, TJ Max, JC Penny, etc...
Favourite designer?: Don't have one.
What is your sexiest outfit?: My white and gold "freakin" dress with a wide black belt and black 4 inch heels.

What is your most comfortable outfit?: my pjs; shirt and shorts

What do you usually wear?: jeans & a halter top

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Avon something
What are you listening to right now: Children snoring
Who is the last person that called you?: My grandmother
How many buddies are online right now?: None

--FAVORITES--

Food: Mexican and Italian - yum.
Girls names: Rosalie
Boy’s names: Jasper, Jasper, JASPER
Subjects in school: Math, Science, Lunch
Animals: Snakes, Dogs, horses

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Yes
Smoked?: Never
Bungee jumped?: No
Made yourself throw up?: No
Skinny dipped?: No
Ever been in love?: Still am
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Hell yeah!!!!
Pictured your crush naked?: OMG I think I have a problem
Actually seen your crush naked?: Sadly no
Cried when someone died?: Yes
Lied: Duh
Fallen for your best friend?: Yes and now he is with my best friend/sister who knows I like him and ihelped them get to get over the phone. Afterwards i ended up crying when they said they loved each other. i better go to heaven for this.
Rejected someone?: It's like a daily thing
Used someone?: No.
Done something you regret?: I have lost count how many times

--WHAT--

Clothes: Skinny jeans halter tops 4+ inch heels
Music: Hip-hop pop rab R&B.
Smell: Febreeze fresh linens
Desktop picture: Jasper Hale.
CD in player: Don't got one.

DVD in player: Twilight.

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: my beautiful crush.
You hugged: ditto
You IMed: my bestie.
You yelled at: lil sis
You kissed: its been so long I don't remember

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: Somewhat
Open-minded: Somewhat
Arrogant: Somewhat
Insecure: Somewhat
Random: Very
Hungry: Always im like a pregnant woman i have CRAVINGS
Smart: Too much for my on good
Moody: Again i like a pregnant woman
Hard working: Somewhat
Organized: Does it count if everything is completly scattered but i know where everything is
Healthy: As a Horse
Shy: Somewhat
Difficult: Very
Bored easily: Very
Obsessed: with Jackson Rathbone *swoons in his arms*
Angry: I think i might be emo. ive always liked black
Sad: Hardly ever

Happy: What is there to be happy about. Yep im emo

Hyper: I can be Alice's worst nightmare
Trusting: Somewhat

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: My cousin

Slap?: my cousin

Get really wasted with?: My crush
Get high with: My crush

Talk to offline: My crush
Talk to online: My crush
Sex it up with: My crush... or maybe Jackson Rathbone

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: sleep in
Love is: what i need from Jackson Rathbone or my crush
I dream about: I have no idea about my night dreams. Day dreams on the other hand . . .mmmm Carlisle Cullen
Sexual preference: Men
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: if they have an unusaul eye color

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Flowers or candy: Flowers
Tall or short: tall

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: Myself

Makes you smile: Just about everything remotly funny
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: myt goddamn crush. ugh!

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Hell no!!
Wish you were younger: No
Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: once right now
Of hearts I have broken: None that I know of
Of guys I've kissed: Two
Of girls I've kissed: None
Of CD's I own: Few
Of scars on my body: mostly my legs.


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile


FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!" (Some kid named Colby form my old middle school did that all the time)

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.


Do the Questionnaire, please don't look ahead! (This thing really works!)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday


If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you couldn't possibly survive without your type of music, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (I always want to, people just really piss me off!)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile


this is super freaky bella looks so weird cuz shes a vampire and renesmee looks so ... idk but just look at the pic

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I, Too, Shall Follow by notwolf reviews
Now COMPLETE. Severus copes with life, Death Eaters, and his father in his sixth year. Lucius has his own problems with Narcissa and Voldemort. A continuation of Beginnings of a Death Eater, about 3 years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 359,268 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S., Narcissa M., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,942 - Reviews: 3863 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
True Hearts and Truly Home by IzzyBFFAddict92 reviews
**COMPLETE**Twilight retold. Bella has always felt that she was different. After moving back to Folks to live with her dad. Bella learns not only how truly different she is, but also the world around her *AU*OOC*Bella/Jasper*Rated M for Sex&Lang*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 296,244 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love Always, Bella by Aprilsummer reviews
Everyone knows how Bellatrix ended, but where did she begin? This is the diary of Bella Black and her affairs of love and affairs of hate. Lies, pranks,& mayhem. And what IS the Death Eater Youth? Dark magic seems so full of light... marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 205,267 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
She shared her memories, memories of how her body reacted when he was close. He could feel her emotions as if they were his own - her heartbeat crescendoed in his head. "That's what you feel for me?" "Yes." "Then... what else is there?" Dramione, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,954 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What the Heart Desires by AlyNiki reviews
After the vote Edward leaves again to try to force Bella to remain human. Rosalie leaves as well. With Bella and Emmett left together to console one another, will anything else develop for the pair? Or will they always be brother and sister to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Just Lost In Your Eyes by Immaginare reviews
17 years after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella are divorced. Alice and Edward are married, and Bella and Jacob are married. Bella hasn't seen anyone in the Cullen family, including Renesmee, in 15 years. What happens when fate brings them all together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Only Belong To You by LadyBellaLestrange reviews
Bellatrix, the eldest daughter of Druella and Cygnuss Black becomes a Death Eater! The only man in her life is Voldemort, yet she is to marry another for his pure-blood status. Rated M for later chapters ships: Bella/Voldemort/rodolphus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,507 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Goodnight by skippingthistown reviews
Tom Riddle had said goodbye to Ginny Weasley five different times during her lifetime, and it was only after that that he refused to say it again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Impossible by DiscoverMe101 reviews
Things are going well for Renesmee and Jacob, they have two children and live a... normal life. That is until some devastating secrets are reveled. In the end everything that they thought was impossible has happened. rating might change R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Static by Carolyne17 reviews
At night, these things haunted him. But she had become his very reason for existing; gravity be damned, she was the only thing holding him to the Earth. 1500 word oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
On Friendly Terms by Lis123 reviews
Jasper and Edward have been friends forever. Jasper has had a crush on Edward for the longest time, there is only one problem, Edward's straight and unaware of Jasper's sexual preference. *ALL HUMAN*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,990 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Nightmare by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Bella has a nightmare and Jasper helps her calm down. Jasper/Bella FRIENDSHIP Fluffy! Written for horsejumper127.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Him, a father? Pffffht by xXfireXflyXx reviews
In a world where Voldemort controls everything, Draco Malfoy finds himself a father once again when his four children - who he abandoned years earlier - are dumped at his door. Will he finally grow up? And what's happened to everyone else? - LM/NM, HR/DR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amazing Kiss by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Takes place in Eclipse after Jacob kisses Bella against her will. This is how I think the scene with Edward, Bella, and Jacob should have played out! Bella shows Jacob who she belongs to and loves! EXB Fluff! one-shot! A steamy kiss between E&B! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Match by blueboarderchick reviews
Jared never complained about becoming a wolf. He accepted his changed fate, but he felt as if something was missing. Jared sees Bella upset in the woods through Sam's mind, now Jared can't seem to stop thinking of the girl the vampires left behind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,226 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Jared - Complete
Amnesia by Gemgirl65 reviews
What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,204 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trailer Trash Cullen Contest by TrailerTrashCullenContest reviews
A contest that highlights the Cullens in situations that require the use of the term "Trailer Trash"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,622 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Broken Love by JMFanficQueen reviews
NM - Edward left Bella pregnant. 50 years later, Nessie has grown and Bella is a vampire and leader of the Swan Coven which includes Melinda, William, Sophie, and Alexander. When both covens collide, what happens. What will Bella choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 91,692 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Always by PiecesOfMyHeartAreMissingYou reviews
Alice has breast cancer. She has it BAD. What happens when her doctor called Jasper for some news about his wife? Alice/Jasper. Fluff :3
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Staged by EmbryLuvR32 reviews
Jasper is a soldier in the army, coming back to Forks for two years. After a hard relationship for Bella, she meets Jasper and they fall in love. Jasper has to retreat to the army but Bella finds she's pregnant. Will Edward try to get in the way of them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Gross Misunderstanding by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Look at the Puppets by soulspirit18 reviews
One-shot."I beg of you to let my strings fall because…everyone is looking,everyone is staring…I can feel the embarrassment…I can feel the shame…I can feel…I can feel." J and B obviously are treated like puppets by A and E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Alone by shaunna100 reviews
Edward broke all of his limits, and slept with Bella. Now Edward is gone, and Bella is pregnant. She thinks she doesn't need Edward, but as the reality of having a baby sets in, she quickly realizes that she does need him. But will they ever reunite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,130 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Love Forever and Always by AlexaET reviews
Edward couldn't bare being away from Bella, but when he comes back Bella is not alone anymore, she has someone to live for, even tough is not even born yet. Can she let Edward come back to their lives? A story of family & love. New Moon AU. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,360 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprint No More by tin2lo reviews
Based on Breaking Dawn. The Cullens don't like Jacob imprinting on Renesmee and they leave because Bella thinks she knows someone who can break the curse. Sorta Jacob bashing. Don't read if u like Jacob/Renesmee together. Rated T for minor things.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dealing With Tanya by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
A oneshot when Tanya comes to visit, Bella shows her who Edward belongs to. Short and cute story. Bella's a little out of character, but stands up for her man. Fluff! Please review! I love reviews! I'll give you a cookie! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
I Hear You by ginmill31 reviews
Edward discovers that he can hear Bella thoughts after she hits her head. Bella is not happy that he can hear her since she does not have an internal thought filter. No lemons I just don't know how to write them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,961 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Saviors by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
Bella Swan meets Alice Cullen, @ the University of Washington. Alice has seen Bella before in a vision. Can they save her from the vile Mike Newton before it is too late? Team Jasper story! Rated M for strong language, sexual and physical abuse. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,075 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Renesmee's pregnant and she has to break the news to Edward & Bella. OneShot between Edward and Renesmee. Sweet & there's daddy/daughter time between Edward & Renesmee & some romance between Renesmee & Jacob & Bella & Edward! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Broken Beyond Repair by RAWR.ImaMonster reviews
Bella has been abused since she was 15 then moves to Forks to meet Edward Cullen. Can he fix her or is she broken beyond repair? Pretty bad at summaries but please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by WishfulThinking03 reviews
My remake of the classic poem for Breath-of-Twilight's "Countdown to Christmas"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,732 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lips Of An Angel by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
Edward and Bella are 21. They dated in the past. Bella is married to Jacob and Edward is angaged to Tanya. What happens when Bella calls Edward and confesses she never really moved on? What if Edward didn't either? One-shot inspired by Lips Of An Angel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orphan Bella by twilightxsoccer15 reviews
Bella is orphaned after something tragic has happened will she find some one who can understand her pain at Forks High. Unusual pairing something unexpected. sadly i do not own twilight : *sad face*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Heart Break Island by CullenGirlz reviews
Edward left in new moon not knowing that Bella was pregnant. Jemima and Charlotte live on an isalnd with there mum and have always wanted to meet their dad. One day their dream comes true but not in the way they expect.OOC,OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,339 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I can't say 'I love you' by Gimme a damn reviews
I'm in love with Edward. Just a typical girl in love. The twist—Edward's my brother.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Two Years of Regrets and Broken Hearts by Haloxoxo reviews
Edward left Bella after Renesmee was born and now that Renesmee has Jake she has left Bella too. Bella regrets every decision she has made, but what will happen when she bumps into the Cullens again. Will it be peaceful or deadly? Bella is broken now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,827 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early Sex Ed by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
Bella comes across some interesting information regarding the earliest Sexual Education classes in America and how it relates to Edward. No smut involved! Rated for discussion content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving You Against My Will by whitereflections12 reviews
AU Jasper/Alice Jasper met the Cullen family on his own, over a century before. Now, 90 years after finding Bella, they have returned to their old hometown of Forks. and it should have been an uneventful return, if only she hadn't been there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,193 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jasper, Alice
I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay by Greenaleydis reviews
Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he'd originally thought. Fluffy fem-slash goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Edward, push! by Gimme a damn reviews
Edward, just one more push and it's out." Carlisle said...AH/AU R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Trafficking by lmbrtvll reviews
After managing to escape her abusive father Bella thinks her life is going to get better, but it's not. She has been sold into slavery as an unwilling prostitute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,019 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wheeled Love by JewelGirl94 reviews
Edward Cullen is in a wheelchair and besides his family and the Hale twins, his only friend is his service dog, a blue-eyed chocolate lab named Cobalt. But what happens when Chief Swan's daughter Bella moves to town? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissing Jail by little-nessieC reviews
What in the world is Edward teaching Nessie? ONE-SHOT, told from Jasper's POV. Must read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Sweet Surrender by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Jasper and Bella decide to make some brownies. AH / AU. J/B lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Breaking Jacob by charmlightweirdo reviews
An added ending to Breaking Dawn, completely off plot. Anti-Jacob. Jacob Fans do not read! Poor Writing quality, completely retarded storyline that i just can't be bothered deleting! You were warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Between A Rock by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
Impossible to trust one another, impossible not to love one another... a blessing and a curse... Chelsea x Afton Read and Review:D --minor BD spoilers--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Chelsea, Afton - Complete
Why Uncles Are Useful by whitereflections12 reviews
Problem with bullies? No one can fix that better than a nice, grizzly sized Uncle Emmett. Problems with an annoying guy you're not in the least interested in? Uncle Jasper can take care of emotions like NOBODY else. : This is just some misc. fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Faith by whitereflections12 reviews
With your life I don't want to take any chances... Please, Bella, don't do this." Carlisle has a talk with Bella about giving up her child to save herself. Angsty, but also slightly...not quite 'fluffy' but...comforting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,501 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Emmett & Economics by THH reviews
Emmett teaches Bella something new.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Bella's Beautiful Suicide by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Though jumping off a cliff wasn't exactly what she had in mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Bella - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Philosophers Stone by HiBob reviews
That's why they're afraid of you, Draco. You're the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,927 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
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Leave It All Behind reviews
After getting changed by Carlisle and meeting Edward,Rysalyn thinks her life and family is perfect. Until the Cullens move to Forks and Edward can't keep his eyes off a certain brunette.Will she watch her marriage crumble or will she leave it all behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Edward
Broken Triangle reviews
Renesmee is now 17 years old. Jacob has imprinted on her but when a new boy comes to town can stand he competition or will Renesmee and her new boo leave Jacob hanging high and dry? Normal Pairings. Kinda AU. -On Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie