Lionasha No Bruja
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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Just created this to read and favorite things on here because I finally gave in and admitted that I'm a shameless nerd. I am very picky about what I read so if I favorite you, feel special. I can't stand badly-written ANYTHING, but I don't usually flame a story. If I review, it's because I found it good enough to be worth making the effort to click the button. I'm a grammar nazi and an intellectual snob and proud of it.

Turn-ons: Good concepts (unoriginal is not a heinous crime if it's well written; tropes are everywhere), humor, originality, decent lemons.
Turn offs: IKEA erotica, people who don't even try to spell, rabid yaoi/yuri haters, and people who say things like "This is my first fic plz be nice" and "Sucky summery [sic] but a great story!1!" Oh, also harem fics. I know that they're a popular genre, and some of them are even well-written, but it's unrealistic and often demeaning to the female characters involved (since usually it's one guy and a truckload of girls). Don't get me started.

I will beta for a good cause- if you need a proofreader and you're confident your story doesn't suck, please feel free to PM me and ask.

I am also now the beta for Lio's Itachi, writer of The Forty-Five Tails Project, an ambitious AU. Please check it out, it's pretty interesting.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7139902/1/The_FortyFive_Tails_Project

Um. Things about me that are important: I'm female, older than High School but younger than Senior Citizen, and a bitchy bisexual andro femme feminist. I'm also a witch, and any jokes about goat sacrifices or cauldrons will get your head ripped off, unless they're really good jokes.

My favored readin' fandoms are Naruto, Harry Potter, Buffy, Wizards of Waverly Place, and occasionally a few others.

I like caffeine, snark, and reading. I hate boredom, religious fanaticism, and wasps. People I like are allowed to call me Lio.

Quotes To Live By:

-"If violence doesn't solve your problems, you didn't use enough." -- 'Ask Me No Questions' by Nugar

- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. --Anonymous

Also, a VERY important note:

You know, call me wacky, but if I were to post something on the tubes where millions of people could see it, and I wanted my work to be appreciated, I'D LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL!!!

Every time I read 'your' when the word is meant to be 'you're', I get a headache. How stupid do you have to be to mix the two up, continuously? Same with 'where' and 'were'. These aren't difficult words. They're ONE SYLLABLE. How lazy do you have to be not to re-read your own work and catch that?

You're dyslexic, in third grade, in prison, functionally illiterate, typing one-handed- I don't care. There is NO excuse not to review your work.
I've had to give up on several decent stories because the author couldn't take the effort to beta their own work or find someone else to do it. I've seen several other, not-so-decent stories that made me wish I could bar the author from coming near a keyboard again without remedial English classes.

As a lover of well-written stories, as well as an intellectual human being, I can tell you it gets really frustrating after awhile. If your grammar/spelling/syntax/whatever is so poor it jars a reader out of the story, that's something you need to fix- I'm assuming you want people to read and like your stories.

A lot of authors will react thusly: "ur jus jellus becuz u can't rite such a awesome story and my oc's not a mary sue so stop flamming ok?!1!!"
... Ahem. Or something similar. But I tend to try and be helpful and objective in my criticism. After all, if someone doesn't tell you what you're doing wrong, how will you know? So... now you know.

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Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,778 - Reviews: 3441 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 5,667 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 529,341 - Reviews: 5057 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Contract by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
'Happily Ever After' doesn't mean things are easy and perfect forever. Tenten figures that would be so boring anyway. Tenten. Shino. Life as newlywed shinobi under the shadow of a new threat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Tenten, Shino A.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,014 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 7,280 - Follows: 9,723 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7450 - Favs: 10,406 - Follows: 9,493 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,424 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/14/2007
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 7,035 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Different Universe by dunuelos reviews
Offshoot of "Stories of the Lone Traveller" from this site. Harry, with help from an alternate version of himself, begins to take back his life. There will be some M material in this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,092 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 599,796 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 5,693 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Veiled Threat by gredandforgerock reviews
At the end of Harry's fifth year Sirius fell through the death veil. Harry followed. Now what are they going to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,379 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 4,623 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,962 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Silly, Silly Book Series: Goblet of Fire by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains so many loopholes one could use to survive the tournament, Hermione refusing to listen to anyone talking logically about anything, and Merlin the Second Task is stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,458 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fates Decide by Elunas reviews
This is my first attempt at fan-fiction, and i am hoping that I will at least please some people. The fates are fed up with the way Harry's life has been going, and have decided to step in. How will this effect his life, his destiny? Rating brought down to T, might go back up to M later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,878 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,646 - Follows: 12,167 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Emancipation by BadGirlgoesworse reviews
What are dependents left to do when betrayed by those they trusted most, but to find a way to become masters in their own right. AU, OOC, set after DoM fiasco in OotP, slash: HP/SS, het: DM/GW, TN/HG, NL/LL, some bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 136,685 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,488 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Wreaking Havoc ! by Catherine or Cate reviews
Rewrite of 'Wreaking Havoc'. Harry, with a more Slytherin personality, comes into his own the summer before yr6 as his own man, his own lord, his own general in a war with multiple armies and no single front or battlefield. Sirius denial Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,771 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 274,147 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 4,826 - Follows: 5,203 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,237 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Leaving Feast by udderpd reviews
Harry makes a decision and when he tells Hermione Luna tags along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hindsight by the-human-error reviews
Following the destruction of Konoha, Sakura sends herself back in time to change things... But even the smallest changes can change history... Story under construction: Rating and pairings may change Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,323 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stories from Under the Mattress by Crimson Siyrean reviews
One shots, drabbles, random crack, shameless pairings, and all things that have absolutely no business masquerading as literature. Ch 8: A True Friend: It's the wedding of the decade, so it must be perfect. But in a battle worn Konoha, where is left to hold it? Out of options, Kakashi decides to throw all in for the sake of his best friend's wedding. Kakashi/Tsume
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Tenten, Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5006 - Favs: 7,149 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12055 - Favs: 14,394 - Follows: 13,054 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,349 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 432 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How I See You by Black Rose TD reviews
Team 8 is together again for a delegation mission. Kiba, bored with his "bodyguard" position, tries to have fun with Shino at his hosts' expense. *Contains citrus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
God Save The Esteem by Charles RocketBoy reviews
October 2010, and the hardcore punk Morgendorffers are descending on Lawndale: Hellion, Jake the Snake, Killer Quinn, and... Daria, the one who refuses to rebel properly. Can an armour of sarcasm get Daria through headbutt-filled family life AND school?
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,857 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Daria M. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The FortyFive Tails Project by Lio's Itachi reviews
AU. Orochimaru opens demon rifts and to save the 5 Nations, nine children are made jinchuriki. But something goes wrong and now the ninja of the Leaf village must cross time and space to retrieve all 45 tails, before someone else finds them first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 8,896 - Follows: 8,511 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,439 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Someone to watch over me by katsuyo reviews
Multichapter AU When the life of the company's robotics genius is threatened, Suna Enterprises hires the Inuzuka Personal Protection Agency. Kankuro isn't interested in someone being that close to him until he meets his assigned shadow, Hana Inuzuka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,147 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kankuro, Hana I.
Remember by sbmcneil reviews
The summer after the Chamber of Secrets was hard. Why can't Harry remember what happened? Realizing he's missing memories, Harry and Remus set out to find out what happened. What about that red-head he's been dreaming about? Soul-bond fic. H/G, B/F, R/T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 348,718 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by gredandforgerock reviews
How do you heal them faster? Get sent back in time and correct things. Some chars are OOC. - reposting to correct spelling and grammer issues. Thanks for putting up with me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,792 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Independent 11: Mortal Coil by Aadler reviews
Together again, for the first time.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wesley W., Faith - Complete
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Teamwork Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Series of random minifics from the Teamwork universe. Main pairing NaruSasuSaku, other pairings, other POVs, might not follow Teamwork canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,204 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Daniels and the Order of Shadows by blade625 reviews
Harry is the older twin brother of Christopher Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. After that Halloween, his parents forget about him in favor of Chris. After he overhears his parents talking about doing something terrible to him, he runs. He becomes Harry Daniels
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,041 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 421 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Shiny New Australia by Mint Pearl Voice reviews
After surviving an accident that should have killed her, Penny attempts to put her existence back together, figure out how she feels about her best friend, and find the mysterious person who saved her life.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy
Letters From a Prat by ncfan reviews
They all wrote to Percy or got a letter from him at least once, even if none of them wanted to admit it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy W. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
Summer changes by broomstick flyer reviews
Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,190 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Honor a Hufflepuff by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 6,029 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,737 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 326 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Kunoichi's Guide to Dealing With PMS by Runespoor reviews
The Kunoichi's Guide to Dealing With PMS When On Missions: kunoichi are women and ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hinata H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Routine by Rel reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around Shino and TenTen while they're on a diplomatic mission together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 358 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
PS I'm Pregnant by infinite vertigo reviews
Dear Neji, today I found out I was pregnant. So please, do hurry back. And don't you dare come back without completing that mission or I will self abort this baby. Love, Tenten. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,396 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Dragongirl16 reviews
20 years after Harry defeated Voldemort, a new Dark Lord rose in the Europe. When all is lost, and his family being killed before his very eyes, to what lengths would Harry go to change the future? Time Travel AU COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,012 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Shave by Rel reviews
Sequel to 'The Haircut'. Tenten's obsession with Shino's personal grooming continues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 192 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 5,228 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,742 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Dr. Platypus reviews
A story of how Hogwarts—and its four founders—got their names. You may enjoy this story if you're willing to risk learning a little history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Straight To The Ace by evefaxton reviews
Discontinued: There's an illegal poker tournament in the Land of Rice with a grand prize to tempt the nastiest card sharks from all five nations. With more at stake than money, who will win? Leaf or Hawk? ShinoSaku, NaruSasame, KibaHina, SaiKarin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Shino A., Sakura H.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
First Impressions by gardensigernumbli reviews
You only get one chance to make a first impression... It's a pity some people hold the potential to make everything awkward. Fortunately, shinobi are somewhat trained in the art of diplomacy. Konoha Eleven meet their respective roommates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Draco M., Neji H. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Recovery by Fanwoman reviews
Rated for Kiba's bad mouth. When Hinata was picked to fight Neji in the chūnin exams, Kiba all but demanded she forfeit while Shino barely batted an eye at her near-fatal abuse. This is my team-centric attempt to address that difference.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I., Hinata H., Team Eight - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Of Blossoms and Bees by Fanwoman reviews
The war is over, but there will always be dangerous missions. When Shino uses an Aburame hidden jutsu to save Tenten, he realizes he may have put their working relationship in jeopardy by doing so. What's a socially stunted shinobi to do? ShinoTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shameless by Jamaica-tan reviews
Aburame Shino is a straightlaced, perfect student of Tokyo University. One night on the train he suddenly finds himself responsible for a loud-mouthed drunk named Kiba. From there, he can't seem to shake Kiba off, but does he really want to? AU, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,036 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Beware by ncfan reviews
-Shino x Hinata- Take note, schoolyard bullies. Take note and beware.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Waiting for an Invincible Summer by PaperKat reviews
Written originally for Rel's Summer writing contest. There are always two sides to every story, and this is TenTen's
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Anything's Possible by ncfan reviews
-Penelope, Luna- There's an odd little girl who's lost her shoes standing in front of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Penelope C., Luna L. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Acceptance by Fanwoman reviews
Shino gets overlooked a lot. But what about when he doesn't? A little funny, a little touching, and a lot Shino, this glimpse into his early Academy days explores his first encounters with his future teammates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Shino A., Hinata H., Kiba I., Team Eight - Complete
It Was on a Cold and Chilly Table by Jan Lee reviews
[SHORT STORY.] So it's time for Kiba's physical exam. Do you think a guy could have some privacy? Hell, no. Not with Yamanaka Ino as his medic. Good thing? Or bad? Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino. CITRUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.]
Charms by Fanwoman reviews
With the approaching conflict, old teammates find themselves separated, and not everyone is pleased about it. Set during the current manga arc *spoilers*, this one-shot is a little homage to Team 8 camaraderie from the perspective of Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Neji H., Hinata H., Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 8's first meeting by OCQueen reviews
Why do we only see what happens the first time Kakashi gets to know his team? This is what happens with Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Knights of Scooby by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,384 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Xander H., Willow R.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 8,837 - Follows: 10,346 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Majority Rule by Sharkbait reviews
Team 8 and late summer on the border of Fire Country: 'The night air is warm and soft, their mission is a success, and they are young and gloriously, dizzyingly drunk for the first time in their lives.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,203 - Follows: 3,913 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Asylum Kids: Inmates' Profiles by Randomonium reviews
-Companion to 'Asylum Kids'- "Doctor, doctor, save me from myself." 'I think I'm crazy'. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ino Y.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Soul Stealing Sneezes by VampireApple reviews
The Slytherins are convinced Hermione is going to take over the world. She decides that's not such a bad idea. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Truths About The Naruto Cast by TheNarator reviews
A collection of Twenty Truths style oneshots. I read a few and decided to try one, so this is the result. I did Naruto first, cause he's my favorite character. I will do adults later but Konoha 12 and Sand Sibs come first. REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Asylum Kids by Randomonium reviews
PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
All Hallows Eve by apAidan reviews
It's Halloween. The night is clear, the moon is bright, and a witch waits patiently in the graveyard. Harry Potter's been on the run for six months, and that ends tonight. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Double Double, Toil and Trouble by tilante reviews
Justin's in college, he and Alex have been secretly in love for months. Hijinks ensue. Fourth in a series - "Alex Gets Punished", "The First Time, Take Two", and "Justin in Charge" are the previous stories.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,824 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 5,857 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Haircut by Rel reviews
Who knew a simple haircut could be so intimate? ShinoTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Shino A., Tenten
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Spun Around by Snowsong-86 reviews
Tenten thought she knew what would happen. She was destined to spend the night on the sidelines...AGAIN. Good thing she's not alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Shino A., Tenten
Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pack Light by Tyler Marcoz reviews
He found her annoying, but, there was something there, something she sparked in him. She said she'd follow him anywhere. So, he let her follow, unaware of the changes it would trigger in more then just them, and not all for the better. SasuSaku, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,995 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Other End of Time by SamanthaKathy reviews
When the war goes completely wrong, Harry goes back in time to change things. But, his plan goes horribly wrong... How will Harry deal with this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,362 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Whatever by Jamaica-tan reviews
Preslash, Kiba is bored, and pissing off snobs is always funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 1,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 4,871 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Max gets revenge by truelegit reviews
Max decides to play a trick on Justin and Alex for getting him sent to summer school. He does a spell that will cause them to have some very.. um.. interesting dreams about each other. Rated M for mucho sexo. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,733 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Secondhand Faith by Lellian reviews
Sometimes, peacetime is as harrowing as war when old enemies and not so old friends convene at this year’s Chuunin exams. AU futurefic starring the Sand Sibs, various Otonin and the Konoha ensemble. All at once. ShikaTem KibaTayu NejiTenKank
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,511 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Tayuya, Kiba I.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,548 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sunflower in Bloom by ncfan reviews
/NaruHina/ Naruto has something he needs to take care of, concerning three words spoken to him in the grip of despair by a girl who has loved him for as long as she can remember.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 242 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt on my hands and knees by eternalshiva reviews
The truth behind a Kunoichi's true purpose was no secret to Ino. Honing and perfecting these skills, she was Konoha's best but it came with a price – her heart. Unfortunately, everything she trained for was about to crumble, no thanks to Kiba. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Jose Cuervo, You Are A Friend Of Mine by lovesrainscent reviews
Original Aburame/Inuzuka/Hyuuga team. Shibi/Tsume/Hiashi. Shibi has just been promoted to jounin, the first one of the team to be elevated to that rank. Tsume produces a bottle of liquor, specifically tequila, to help celebrate the occasion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Tsume I., Hiashi H. - Complete
Bearings by MattD12027 reviews
After leaving Britain to continue his education, Harry tries to bring the British Wizarding world into the 21st century. Author's note: This was written before the seventh book was published. Character-driven drama with a lot of introspection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 230,695 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/2/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
Castle Guards: A Naruto, Harry Potter crossover by Ammie Hawk reviews
First in the Wands, Guns, and Kunai series. Eight new students come to Hogwarts from Japan, little does anyone realize that Dumbledore actually hired elite ninja to protect some of his students. Neji/Naru, meaning it is a yaoi story, other pairings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13824 - Favs: 6,527 - Follows: 4,948 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 454 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Party Crashers by TwinEnigma reviews
In which Buffy takes the new guys, Karin and Sasuke, on a mission to disarm an artifact of doomy doomness in Sasuke's hometown. It doesn't exactly go as planned.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 220 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Elements of Teamwork by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Earth. Wind. Lightning. Fire. Water. There's a little piece of personality in your chakra's affinity. Or is there a little piece of chakra affinity in your personality? This is what the teams are made of. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 336 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 180 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone in the Crowd by ncfan reviews
/Hana-centric/ I live two parallel lives. Hana reflects on what it is to be an unwanted Inuzuka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hana I., Kiba I. - Complete
The Bee's Knees, Slytherin Green by Svelte Rose reviews
Behind the enchanted doors of Hogwarts, we dare you to tread where you'll find your menagerie of the shameless & the devious. Word of the wise, be careful where you step for there's something to be said about the women & men of Hogwarts' dungeons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No One But Them by smileyfacebabe reviews
Those six girls stormed through lives like natural disastrous, causing chaos and mayhem anyhow, anywhere, at anytime. They needed no one but them, and that's the way they wanted it to stay. But not everything goes the way we want it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9505 - Favs: 10,636 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kinks and Quirks by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Amare Et Sapere Vix Deo Conceditur by coconutmandarin reviews
They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Playing With The Big Kids by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
All work and no play makes Neji a grump.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Not Quite Lost by TwinEnigma reviews
In which Buffy discovers that someone extra has tagged along with the new Japanese Slayer. Post Chosen Season Eight
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Untouchable by ArcGreen reviews
ShinoXHinata. Cause there seems to be a shortage of stories with this pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 85,487 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 690 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
After The War by DrRaven reviews
A one-shot of what happened to the gang after the war was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
In Memoriam Tales by TwinEnigma reviews
Through time and generations, Team Seven has left it's legacy and considers their own pasts. OCs, futurefic, character death, grandkids, mentioned NaruSaku, SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Other Side of the Fence by Juniper11 reviews
Boys will be boys and girls will be girls. Words are spoken that can never be taken back. Especially if someone hears them. *Sensei Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Aftereffect by NeoNails reviews
One bad decision can turn into the worst night of your life in a split second. How you handle it afterward is what makes it all worthwhile. Warren/Layla.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Virtus by Cornuthaum reviews
20 Truths - Duty, Courage, Justice and Temperance: People and how they live their virtues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 534 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,931 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Volume 2: True Lies by unspeakable writer reviews
Second in the series. Now with some Unspeakable training Harry and Company return to Hogwarts for his sixth year. Not HBP compliant, but does include some of the plot points.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,271 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 11/17/2006
Plastic Fangs and Guitar Strings by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen, GaaSaku, HidaTema, ShikaIno, HinaKiba, Irunko. AU Crack! Shino gets dragged into the school play as the Dracula to Tenten's Mina. Insanity ensues. See inside for more details. Rated for language and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Vermillion by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,971 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turnabout Confusion Part II: All The King's Horses by Dennis reviews
In the wake of Quinn's fall, a new social order of Lawndale High has risen. Will the new order come down? And what, if anything, will rise in its place? The second half of "Turnabout Confusion" directly follows "We All Fall Down."
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Demolition Lovers by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Inuzuka Kiba doesn’t want to fail. He also doesn’t want to be forced off the team for failing. But most of all he really doesn’t want to be tutored by Aburame Shino to keep from failing. ShinoKiba High-School Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Just a Pup by alifestylechoice reviews
Kurenai knows that he has been watching her for the greater part of ten years. All his senses are acute and strong. She is a powerful, quiet force that knows too well the consequences of patience. Asuma / Kurenai, Kiba / Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Kurenai Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Ginny Returns by kb0 reviews
What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,144 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
After the battle of Hogwarts by broomstick flyer reviews
The battle is over Riddle is dead and Hermione needs to sort out some thoughts, what she finds instead changes her lifes direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cognition by Lellian reviews
Team Gai experience the same world in very different ways. This is their story told through eyes and ears and skin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Like Torture, But Funnier by Lellian reviews
-“We like Neji. We like that you like Neji. We like that you both like comparing the size of the sticks you have jammed up your--.” “Thank you, Naruto,” Sakura broke in, cutting him off before Sasuke was forced to stab him in the face.- SasuNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,085 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team Mentality by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
For Every Season by Shawny Wong reviews
It started in the spring with laughter. It grew in the summer under her touch. By the time it was winter, Naruto finally figured it out. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The I I, I I Harry Potter DoOver by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Two weeks after second year Harry wakes up with memories of being much older. He knows what will happen and vows to stop it, to stop Voldemort before he even comes back. But can he get out from under the Dursleys and the MOB? H/HR language and violence AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,084 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Must Love Dogs by snuggled reviews
Shino Aburame has recently been dumped by a psycho woman from work. As a last resort, he looks to the newspaper for romance. He responds to an ad in the paper...and gets someone he wasn't planning on. AU/office romance/the gay/language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 252,899 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Fire by Mika Casey reviews
Shino's rage heightened, and suddenly he felt like he was on fire...ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Signs by Mika Casey reviews
Hinata knew how to handle Shino's subtle emotions. It was as if she knew him better than he did... ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Pavlovian Influences by shnickers reviews
Hinata's innocent attempt at Pavlovian manipulation backfires when Kiba retaliates in a not-so-innocent way. KibaHina August '08 DateMe winner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Outtakes: Naruto Style! by nocturnalMusings reviews
How the heck do the characters of Naruto manage to act out those fight scenes and awesomely cool plotlines? Apparently, they can't do it as perfectly as everyone thinks... Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Gaara
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ahzheejhei reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cougars and Other Big Cats by lovesrainscent reviews
While finishing up some paperwork one evening, Tsunade muses over some of the male shinobi in Konoha that she is acquainted with. Companion piece to Rainbows. Slight angst, slight Jir/Tsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Seasons of Love by Mika Casey reviews
The four seasons of affection for my favorite Naruto pairings. ShikaIno, NaruSaku, NejiTen, ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Shino A., Hinata H.
What Happens in the Hospital: Hinata by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Hinata visits Kiba when he's injured. She's got a sweet little secret, until she takes Ino's advice. Too bad Kiba's stuck in his hospital bed...unable to escape her. Yeah...LEMON, Hinata/Kiba. Hinata's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
What Happens in the Hospital: Kiba by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba. Hinata. Warm weather. Injury. Secret. Hospital bed. Hmm... Unabashedly LEMON, Kiba/Hinata. Kiba's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Rainbows by lovesrainscent reviews
While waiting for Tsunade for dinner one evening, Jiraiya muses over the kunoichi in Konoha that he is acquainted with. Slight angst, slight Jir/Tsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Us in a Nutshell by SlythCommand reviews
Short peeks into Kiba and Shino's relationship from their perspectives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Examination by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Rite of passage. Mark of progress. Things change; adapt or die. :futurefic; slight AU; slight ooc due to maturity; secondary AACs: :NejSak; NarHin; ShiTem; KibIno: Finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,421 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwitting Heartbreakers by Luckylily reviews
The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. A Warren/Layla oneshot!
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
All Work and No Play by Lellian reviews
Hey, you try working when Tenten and Lee get it into their heads to be distracting. NejiTenLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
My Dignity Doesn't Look Good in a Sunhat by Lellian reviews
‘According to official looking documents of a very questionable validity, Hyuuga Neji is classified as insane.’ Contains Neji-abuse, sand in uncomfortable places and a sunhat with a bow. School’s out for summer. NejiTenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Legacy by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
This was their legacy. The joys, and sorrows, and tears and laughter that they would leave behind, even after they were gone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 17,840 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 4/26/2006
When I said I Do by Alyondria reviews
Tsunade has a problem the village needs more future shinobi, so she gives some of her shinobi a mission, get married and have lots of babies, when she matches them up things get interesting. Mature Graphic Content & Crack Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,031 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Moste Secret Diary Of One Hyuuga Hinata by Cornuthaum reviews
Diaries are a good stress-relief. Hyuuga Hinata, madly in love on top of being an over-worked med-jounin of Konoha, age 22, agrees whole-heartedly. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Towers and Damsels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Fuse by Lady Avarice reviews
Kiba really needs to learn to just shut up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Two Halves by Spirit of the Abyss reviews
This is a NaruHina fic. What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya,Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? More than you can imagine. Originally authored by DameWren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,209 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fighters and Weapons by Case13 reviews
What makes one fight? Co-written with Griever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
20 Truths About Team Gai by Lellian reviews
Team Gai has mixed feelings on being Team Gai.' Of pointy things, all-seeing eyes and far, far too much green spandex. NejiTentenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Company by CuteCButtons reviews
An exploration of Shino, his relationship with Hinata, and the Aburame Clan. Contains romantic comedy, drama, and general ninja action in the form of intrigue and battles. ShinoHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,939 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Blizzard by Black Rose TD reviews
Sakura's missing in snow country and Neji, Shino, Kiba, and Hinata are sent to find her only to get lost themselves. ADULT themes. Don't blame me if your virgin eyes are scarred. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Konoha Do Not Call List by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
In which the occupants of Konohagakure give the telemarketers a run for their money in a collection of 500 word one shots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bugger Up! by evefaxton reviews
Shino and his Dad need help with their mission, but this was more than they expected. Two years after Shippuuden timeline. M for a reason. Shino Sakura 17yrs, Shibi Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,010 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfection by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
A short parody on Ginny's character I wrote some time ago after reading HBP. Not to be taken too seriously. Contains HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,271 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Should've Known Better by TheShoelessOne reviews
[Post BDM] Hard strawberry wine and a fiddle tune brought them together on a balmy summer evening. Oneshot, Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
As Awkward As They Come by NoMittens reviews
The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Seize the day. An epic anthology and character study of Konoha's weapons mistress, Tenten. [courage. indomitable spirit. life. twisted humor. love. and all the things that make up a truly unique kunoichi.] Final part up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Looking at Your Hands by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTenLee] She knew these hands. They were the hands she'd grown up with, sparred with, played with. Hands attached to beautiful, strong men whom she loved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 353 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Blame the Goddamn Landscape by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, ShinoKibaHina] Let's all have a nice hot cup of calm-the-hell-down; sweetened, preferably, with some aww-how-cute. After which Kiba and Shino will kick Naruto's ass for the hell of it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hodgepodge by Kyaki reviews
[ShinoHinaKiba] A collection of fics written for the thirtyforthree community on livejournal. Stories vary from G to M. Standard disclaimers apply.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006
Dumb People Don't Belong In Hufflepuff by Svelte Rose reviews
For every book she's read, Hermione could have never imagined a busier year of bustling activity, gossip, and interhouse rivalry. Find out why Hannah Abbott is so wary and why Susan Bones is absolutely delighted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Anthony G. - Complete
Kohona and Suna Theatre Troupe7: Romeo and Juliet by nocturnalMusings reviews
When Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Incertitude by AubreyWitch reviews
After everything they've been through, they couldn't help becoming closer, couldn't stop the melding together. They're the only family that accepts her unconditionally. ONE SHOT LEMON Team8 THREESOME KibaHina ShinoHina ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 660 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Her and Them by The Grinning Pervert reviews
Perhaps, it’s messed up, but Sakura doesn’t care. They were messed up to begin with, so it’s not a huge difference. They just have sex, that’s all. Team 7 OT3 fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Because by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Shino hates Kiba's pack status mentality, his attempts at dominance, so when Kiba kisses him, Shino kisses back. ShinoKiba or KibaShino, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
The Affairs of a Duke by Ammeh reviews
Neji comes up with a rather clichéd plot to inherit. Not that we're complaining.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H.
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
They Have Her by To-MAH-To reviews
A drabbleish type of ficlet about how Shino and Kiba feel towards Hinata, and why it is they, not Naruto, that have her. Implied crushes, but no pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Letters by Kagaya Chou reviews
Letters between Naruto and Sasuke, after the Uchiha left Konoha for Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Team Gai: Chronicles by Erisabesu reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
My Loveless Haze by The Wandmaker reviews
After the War, the Weasleys and Malfoys use a sacred marriage bonding rite to end their feud. Harry and a certain Slytherin girl are not amused. Written for the 2006 harryholidays fic exchange on LJ. Rated for profanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Concerning Nail Polish by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi has a dilemma in the middle of the night, and requires Deidara's assistance. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
One Little Mishap by singingrain reviews
OneShot. KibaShinoKiba. Everyone knows you should never, ever give Shino Red Bull. Kiba just found out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Unspeakable Truths Vol 1: The Truth is Out There by unspeakable writer reviews
After the events of his 5th year Harry is approached by the a seperate faction in the war and given a choice, allow Dumbledore to continue manipulating his life, or become an Unspeakable Operative. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,012 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Twenty Facts About Team Eight by Tiamat's Child reviews
Twenty things that are from certain angles true about rookie team eight.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
How Neji Got His Groove Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To Good To Be True by Legendary Legacy reviews
Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Happy Birthday Mini Mee by Solstice Muse reviews
Hermione's 25th birthday party, Neville's love life :or lack of: and Ron's reaction to Muggle alcohol make for a memorable night indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
20 Truths: Aburame by kinokokichigai reviews
Twenty truths about the Aburame Clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
20truths: Neji and Tenten by Cyberwolf reviews
The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Way Things Are Now by Legendary Legacy reviews
Times have changed, and Naruto and Sakura have to question how things have managed to turn out so wrong for them and everyone else. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Truth About The Wildness by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
There's a feral peace in their wildness. A 20 Truths about Clan Inuzuka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9155 - Favs: 10,673 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Blind Observation by kikofreako reviews
Just because Shino wears sunglasses doesn't mean he's blind. A Team Eight drabble: ShinoHinata if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
The Choice by loralee1 reviews
AU, No HBP, Ficlet, It's the choices we make that define us, Severus Snape must make a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4549 - Favs: 5,699 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
The Weasley Plot by loralee1 reviews
AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Arthur W., Harry P. - Complete
Shooting the Breeze by dave-d reviews
The guys get together to talk. What would one expect them to chat about? Who might that cause trouble for? [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Kuchiyose no Jutsu : Shikigami surprise by dave-d reviews
The shinobi are trying their hands at summoning. Sakura succeeds, making Hinata feel that she must prove able to do that technique too, if she wants to win Naruto's attention. What will the outcome be? [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 420 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
This Is Konoha's Future by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
A 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
There is Only Power by loralee1 reviews
AU Post OotP, possible HBP content but not HBP complient, No pairing.Independant Harry. Summer after 5th year edited 111606
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,134 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Only Good Boys Have Fangs by sharingank reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Hero's Welcome by opalish reviews
HBP spoilers, HarryGinny, and RonHermione. Harry's return home after Voldemort's defeat doesn't go quite as expected. Warning: bad jokes and pointlessness ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by bellerophon30 reviews
Complete. A 6th year story. Harry takes a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees, so he decides to declare his independance of Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and fight the war on his own terms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,280 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 232 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I, Kunoichi by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Deception. Seduction. Assassination. Espionage. It’s an intricate game, and the smallest misstep could mean death at best, civil war at worst. But don’t worry. They're kunoichi, and they're good at what they do. Tsunade.Sakura.Hinata.Tenten.Ino.Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Turned On by taitofan reviews
Kiba knows how Shino feels, but the question is: does Shino know how he feels? Kiba is about to find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Perfectly Acceptable Oddity by Pyrrhic Lotus reviews
HinaKibaShino. "Team 8 operates in odd ways." R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Prank Day in Konoha reviews
Various shinobi of the Leaf are being mysteriously pranked. Who's doing it, and why is there a chicken on Sasuke's head? Will they catch the culprit? Will Tsunade ever get her sake back? Will sanity ever return to Konoha? Probably not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010