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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
I love to read books. duh...
My favorite’s books are Harry Potter of course.
I enjoy the noncannon couples
Like Hermione/Remus etc. Not so much Ron. I think he's a little wimpy to be with Hermione to be honest but I won't bash him in my stories, unless of course the fic calls for it.
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I need a beta so anyone please I desperately need one that will put up with me , I have got two stories that i'm currently working on and just need some one to see if I've spelt everything correctly and that the are no grammar errors
i will be going on a temporary hiatus, sorry it's just that I've got a lot going on at the moment and when i write i want that to be the only thing on my mind
I DON'T LIKE:
-When Harry is portrayed as weak and sniveling and girl-like. If you're going to write slash, write slash, damnit. I know this is fanfiction, but I can't stand it when people actually want Harry to act like he needs to be protected all the time and he can't do anything for himself, and cries whenever something scares him. I'd prefer if we stuck with Harry's actual (and incredibly sexy) personality, in which he is strong, impulsive, has a temper-problem, and likes it rough... actually I made up that last part, but I could see it, couldn't you? lol.
-I don't like it when Albus is portrayed as manipulative and conniving. There are a select few fics that I'll accept because they were well-written and had a great plot-line otherwise, but Albus is pretty much my favorite character in the books. What's not to like? He's funny, powerful, protective, cares a lot about Harry, and he's all-knowing. I love him. And he's not dead. It was only a flesh wound.
-When I read chapters that are only 500 words long. My definition of a chapter is at least 2,500 words, unless it's just that good.
-if you're going to flame me, please follow these simple rules. Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean. I'm not saying you need to be sugar coating everything. I write in real life as well and get plenty of constructive criticism, but at least offer some real advice on how I can make it better. thank you, graias.
(the bold above was taken from azzie adams,simply because i agree 110% with was he says)
Ginny/anyone else (maybe Neville)
Not really sure…
Hermione/Emmett (even though I haven’t seen that many)
HP + x-men
or harry logan gambit
HP + pirates of the Caribbean
If any one has any suggestions on some good fanfics let me know
OMW my newest favorite is harry/riddic pairing, sexy much!!
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge
Just friends, yeah that phrase kills me
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you chuck it hard enough
Of course I’m gonna drive…..i'm too drunk to walk
Caution there is water on the road after it rains
“Officer, I swear to drunk i’m not god”
Cinderella shows that anew pair of shoes can change your life
Alright god…..surprise me
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup And SHIT a better argument than that
HARRY POTTER: because we all secretly cried when we didn’t get our acceptance letters to Hogwarts(x)
I stopped fighting my inner demons; we’re on the same side now
Be optimistic…all the people you hate are eventually going to die
333 half evil
Hey Edward Cullen ...Lady gaga called she wants her body glitter back
When nothing goes right….go left
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
My Hobbies & Interests- Swimming, writing fiction, shopping, sleeping, and dancing like there's no tomorrow, eating…..ummm and reading... A LOT. Hiking, horse riding, Latin dancing.
Things I Love In Life: My family and friends, Johnny Depp, Draco Malfoy, messy Art lessons, clean quiet beaches, laughing, food, good music, South African sunsets, nature and the out doors
Things I Hate In Life: losing friends, homework, public toilets, global warming. Cold weather
Nick name: Mickey, MJ, Mickey Mouse
Country: sunny SA
Siblings: used to be 4 but my oldest bro pasted away
Favorite Colors: Green, Turquoise, Silver, black, Gold, Scarlet... A lot, in general :)
Favorite Animal Panther! ... No, wait... if it’s mythical a silver or golden dragon or ice phoenix
Favorite Fruit: orange
Favorite Food: Thai, some Chinese foods, and anything covered in chocolate
Favorite Subject: English, Art, Math’s and sometimes accounting
Favorite books: Harry potter… duh, twilight: saga, molly moon, Meg Cabot, The Bone Garden, So Little Time, R. L. Stine…and a whole bunch more
Favorite Films: HP 1-3, Bridgette Jones, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Madagascar1&2, Independence Day, Spirit, Ice Age 1-3, Alien vs. Predator, Stardust, The Black Stallion, Lorenzo's Oil, Ice age 1, Black Beauty, One Missed Call, Aliens, White Chicks.
Series: New Adventures of Old Christine, Friends, 2 and a half men, Survivor, Prison Break , Official Law & Order, How I Met Your Mother, Bones
Favorite Games & music: Chuck Berry, Black Eyed Peas, Last Bout, AKON, Prime Circle, Shakira, Locnville, ABBA, Bryan Adams…basically anything depending on my mood
I'm in love but not with you
I Tried to Tell You
I'm always thinking about you
Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face
There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no.
kept letting you go.
you've searched for all these years.
try to hold back your tears.
for quite awhile
brings back your smile.
told you we'd never part
I'll hold you in my heart.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Cold-Sorrow80, Tenka15, Straight-Up-Flippy-Angel, Daimond-Butterfly-, Strawberry9212, mahalo4ursupport, Friesenator, Kitsune of the fire rose, Blinded-Kit, Gryffindors.dark.angel
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
( u u )
This is his brother. Copy and paste Rabbit into your profile to help him stop world demoliton
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Man we screwed up this time!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drinks the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost
Um...so...yeah. I suck at writing my own profiles. :D
NB! polls will close on 2 november
Number your 12 favorite Harry Potter Characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fanfic before- ewwwww nooooooo?
2) Do you think Four is hot? Not really maybe the way I imagined him in the book
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Well I don’t see how that would happen, I mean boys don’t really have….ya
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah lots
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No…aw man mental images *runs clutching eyes*
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Both!! :D
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well I think anyone would puke then cry while running to go hang them selves
8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic
“Well my boy back again” eyes twinkling behind his half-moon spectacles
“It wasn’t my fault”
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I’m sure there is, haven’t read any
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic? Pranks and blond jokes
11) What title would you give if Four wanted to de-flower One? EWWWWW MENTALLL IMAGE BLEHHHHH
12) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five? I should hope not
13) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? DRAGONS lol jk
14) If you wrote a song-fic about Seven and Eight, what song would you use? Ummm…. no doubt - total hate or the dramatics-thin line between love and hate
15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Incest and were wolf!! beware slash ahead
16) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Ah Minnie you’re looking particularly intimidating today or I can Transfigure into your Prince Charming
17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few days ago
18) What is Six's super secret kink?He loves to be tied to lampposts...naked
19) If Three and Seven got together who tops?Ewwwww grossssssss draco lol
20) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Remus and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Snape. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Fred, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Dumbledore
Title: alarming relationships
21) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were canon? Yay!!!!! Hot gay sex between two sexy boys
22) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Yeah, drunk,... very drunk
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Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Being tolerant, understanding, and loving is not wrong...no matter who someone loves
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
I am the gay male student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year, because I told my teachers that I was gay. One said that I was going to hell, the other wanted to cure me.
I am the person that cannot act/be themselves in fear of what others will think of me and if they will accept me.
I am your best friend, the same person you grew up with, and told your secrets too. The person you can't talk to anymore, because my partner is a woman.
I am the daughter and best friend, the girl you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having children, and you are afraid of how to tell your friends about me and not be embarrassed.
I am the person, with the same fears, hurts, needs and wants as you. I bleed, I breathe, I understand, I live...With our hearts open and our eyes closed we are all the same people. Living life the best way we know how, with what we have been given.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
l\ .M. /l
25 REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
stolen from L.S Donova's profile
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
(Stolen Lina03 who stole it from mandy-san's profile)
THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT REVIEWS!! I solomly swear i will get off my lazy ass and write the next chapter to the last ball and my other fics, and if any one wants to see what hermiones dress looks like or how alex and her mom look(and her family tree) don't hesitate to message me or email me XD XD
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