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Hi!

I love to read books. duh...

My favorite’s books are Harry Potter of course.

I enjoy the noncannon couples

Like Hermione/Remus etc. Not so much Ron. I think he's a little wimpy to be with Hermione to be honest but I won't bash him in my stories, unless of course the fic calls for it.

I, gryffindors.dark.angel, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, popularity, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

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I need a beta so anyone please I desperately need one that will put up with me , I have got two stories that i'm currently working on and just need some one to see if I've spelt everything correctly and that the are no grammar errors

i will be going on a temporary hiatus, sorry it's just that I've got a lot going on at the moment and when i write i want that to be the only thing on my mind

I DON'T LIKE:

-When Harry is portrayed as weak and sniveling and girl-like. If you're going to write slash, write slash, damnit. I know this is fanfiction, but I can't stand it when people actually want Harry to act like he needs to be protected all the time and he can't do anything for himself, and cries whenever something scares him. I'd prefer if we stuck with Harry's actual (and incredibly sexy) personality, in which he is strong, impulsive, has a temper-problem, and likes it rough... actually I made up that last part, but I could see it, couldn't you? lol.

-I don't like it when Albus is portrayed as manipulative and conniving. There are a select few fics that I'll accept because they were well-written and had a great plot-line otherwise, but Albus is pretty much my favorite character in the books. What's not to like? He's funny, powerful, protective, cares a lot about Harry, and he's all-knowing. I love him. And he's not dead. It was only a flesh wound.

-When I read chapters that are only 500 words long. My definition of a chapter is at least 2,500 words, unless it's just that good.

-if you're going to flame me, please follow these simple rules. Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean. I'm not saying you need to be sugar coating everything. I write in real life as well and get plenty of constructive criticism, but at least offer some real advice on how I can make it better. thank you, graias.

(the bold above was taken from azzie adams,simply because i agree 110% with was he says)

Fave pairings:

Harry potter

Remus/Hermione

Harry/Hermione

Sirius/Hermione

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Harry

Sirius/Remus

Fred/George/Hermione

Least Fave

Hermione/snape

Hermione/Ron

Ginny/Harry

Ginny/anyone else (maybe Neville)

Fave

Twilight

Not really sure…

Csi

Cathy /grissom

Cross-over

HP +twilight

Fave

Harry/Edward

Hermione/Edward

Hermione/Jasper

Harry/Jasper

Hermione/Emmett (even though I haven’t seen that many)

Hermione/Carlisle

Harry/Carlisle

HP + x-men

Fave

Harry/Logan

or harry logan gambit

HP + pirates of the Caribbean

Fave

Will/Harry

Jack/Harry

If any one has any suggestions on some good fanfics let me know

OMW my newest favorite is harry/riddic pairing, sexy much!!

About me

Star Sign-Gemini

Quotes-

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge

Just friends, yeah that phrase kills me

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you chuck it hard enough

Of course I’m gonna drive…..i'm too drunk to walk

Caution there is water on the road after it rains

“Officer, I swear to drunk i’m not god”

Cinderella shows that anew pair of shoes can change your life

Slinky…escalators….unlimited possibilities

Alright god…..surprise me

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup And SHIT a better argument than that

HARRY POTTER: because we all secretly cried when we didn’t get our acceptance letters to Hogwarts(x)

I stopped fighting my inner demons; we’re on the same side now

Be optimistic…all the people you hate are eventually going to die

333 half evil

Hey Edward Cullen ...Lady gaga called she wants her body glitter back

When nothing goes right….go left

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

My Hobbies & Interests- Swimming, writing fiction, shopping, sleeping, and dancing like there's no tomorrow, eating…..ummm and reading... A LOT. Hiking, horse riding, Latin dancing.

Things I Love In Life: My family and friends, Johnny Depp, Draco Malfoy, messy Art lessons, clean quiet beaches, laughing, food, good music, South African sunsets, nature and the out doors

Things I Hate In Life: losing friends, homework, public toilets, global warming. Cold weather

Nick name: Mickey, MJ, Mickey Mouse

Country: sunny SA

Siblings: used to be 4 but my oldest bro pasted away

Favorite Colors: Green, Turquoise, Silver, black, Gold, Scarlet... A lot, in general :)

Favorite Animal Panther! ... No, wait... if it’s mythical a silver or golden dragon or ice phoenix

Favorite Fruit: orange

Favorite Food: Thai, some Chinese foods, and anything covered in chocolate

Favorite Subject: English, Art, Math’s and sometimes accounting

Favorite books: Harry potter… duh, twilight: saga, molly moon, Meg Cabot, The Bone Garden, So Little Time, R. L. Stine…and a whole bunch more

Favorite Films: HP 1-3, Bridgette Jones, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Madagascar1&2, Independence Day, Spirit, Ice Age 1-3, Alien vs. Predator, Stardust, The Black Stallion, Lorenzo's Oil, Ice age 1, Black Beauty, One Missed Call, Aliens, White Chicks.

Series: New Adventures of Old Christine, Friends, 2 and a half men, Survivor, Prison Break , Official Law & Order, How I Met Your Mother, Bones

Favorite Games & music: Chuck Berry, Black Eyed Peas, Last Bout, AKON, Prime Circle, Shakira, Locnville, ABBA, Bryan Adams…basically anything depending on my mood

Poems

I'm in love but not with you
Roses are red violets are blue.
I'm in love but not with you.
Why didn't you tell me from the start.
Instead of going around breaking my heart.
You told your friends how you made me cry.
Why I told your girlfriend how you full of lies.
Yeah you can go around saying how you played me.
But what goes around comes around boy you'll see.
Yes I got a knew boyfriend and he's nothing like you.
And yes I'm in love but not with you.

I Tried to Tell You
I tried to tell you I love you
but the words were hard to find.

I'm always thinking about you
you're the only one on my mind.

Oh why do I act so shy forever hiding my face
I should learn to laugh and not to cry put yourself in my place.

There were times I tried to kiss you but something told me no.
You wanted me to hold you but I

kept letting you go.
I'm afraid that I am not the guy

you've searched for all these years.
I will kindly leave now don't you cry

try to hold back your tears.
It's been so long I haven't seen you

for quite awhile
When I think of how we me met it only

brings back your smile.
I remember when I held you then and

told you we'd never part
I loved you then I love you now and

I'll hold you in my heart.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Cold-Sorrow80, Tenka15, Straight-Up-Flippy-Angel, Daimond-Butterfly-, Strawberry9212, mahalo4ursupport, Friesenator, Kitsune of the fire rose, Blinded-Kit, Gryffindors.dark.angel

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

( u u )
(")_(")

This is his brother. Copy and paste Rabbit into your profile to help him stop world demoliton

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Man we screwed up this time!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drinks the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

Um...so...yeah. I suck at writing my own profiles. :D

NB! polls will close on 2 november

Number your 12 favorite Harry Potter Characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below

1.Remus

2.McGonagall

3.Dumbledore

4.snape

5.Hermione

6.Ron

7.Draco

8.Harry

9.Sirius

10.Charlie

11.George

12.Fred

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fanfic before- ewwwww nooooooo?

2) Do you think Four is hot? Not really maybe the way I imagined him in the book

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Well I don’t see how that would happen, I mean boys don’t really have….ya

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah lots

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No…aw man mental images *runs clutching eyes*

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Both!! :D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well I think anyone would puke then cry while running to go hang them selves

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic

“Well my boy back again” eyes twinkling behind his half-moon spectacles

“It wasn’t my fault”

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I’m sure there is, haven’t read any

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic? Pranks and blond jokes

11) What title would you give if Four wanted to de-flower One? EWWWWW MENTALLL IMAGE BLEHHHHH

12) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five? I should hope not

13) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? DRAGONS lol jk

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Seven and Eight, what song would you use? Ummm…. no doubt - total hate or the dramatics-thin line between love and hate

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Incest and were wolf!! beware slash ahead

16) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? Ah Minnie you’re looking particularly intimidating today or I can Transfigure into your Prince Charming

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few days ago

18) What is Six's super secret kink?He loves to be tied to lampposts...naked

19) If Three and Seven got together who tops?Ewwwww grossssssss draco lol

20) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Remus and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Snape. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Fred, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Dumbledore

Title: alarming relationships

21) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were canon? Yay!!!!! Hot gay sex between two sexy boys

22) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Yeah, drunk,... very drunk


I,Gryffindors.dark.angle, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

(To join the Review Revolution simply copy and paste the above into your profile and then do your bit and review the fics you read. It's only fair. And if you don't, Karma will come and bite you on the ass.)

-(Not that I actually do this unfortunately, but it is a nice sticker, and anyone else who is actually serious about this pact can just take it off my profile conveniently. I'm a bad reviewer...)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Being tolerant, understanding, and loving is not wrong...no matter who someone loves

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."

I am the gay male student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year, because I told my teachers that I was gay. One said that I was going to hell, the other wanted to cure me.

I am the person that cannot act/be themselves in fear of what others will think of me and if they will accept me.

I am your best friend, the same person you grew up with, and told your secrets too. The person you can't talk to anymore, because my partner is a woman.

I am the daughter and best friend, the girl you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having children, and you are afraid of how to tell your friends about me and not be embarrassed.

I am the person, with the same fears, hurts, needs and wants as you. I bleed, I breathe, I understand, I live...With our hearts open and our eyes closed we are all the same people. Living life the best way we know how, with what we have been given.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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25 REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

stolen from L.S Donova's profile

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

(Stolen Lina03 who stole it from mandy-san's profile)

THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT REVIEWS!! I solomly swear i will get off my lazy ass and write the next chapter to the last ball and my other fics, and if any one wants to see what hermiones dress looks like or how alex and her mom look(and her family tree) don't hesitate to message me or email me XD XD

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Heart my Soul Speak by Missmione potter reviews
She welcomed her future and cherished her heritage. Somewhere deep inside she knew her mate would be waiting for her. Their meeting was imminent. It seemed as if the very air knew what was about to transpire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/26 - [Fleur D., Hermione G.]
One Step Forward, Two Decades Back by corvusdraconis reviews
AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius and Regulus Black, and member of the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,615 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/15 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Remus L., Regulus B.
Some Like It Hot by The Black Rose16 reviews
Vegas can be a dangerous place to wake up in especially when you have no memory of the night before and a brand new wedding ring on your finger. Harry Potter/CSI: Las Vegas SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - [Harry P., Greg S.] - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
Beyond The Friendship Paradigm by banana.x.phone reviews
After a bad break up, Penny turns to a friend for comfort. Is there something beyond their friendship paradigm?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,974 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Science of Seduction by Make A Choice. Shine On reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes works at a gay strip club.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dissociative Identity Quandary by Panda-chan-plays-tennis reviews
Penny notices something strange is going on with her boys. She had no idea what she was dealing with and what she would learn about Sheldon's unmentionable past. Who knew Sheldon was so diverse? P/S sails here.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,883 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Twins For Blaine by Blame Blam reviews
Sam's twin brother Evan comes to visit. Sam is excited about it until his brother casts his eyes on Blaine. What will Sam do?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Sam E., Blaine A.] - Complete
Meeting The Parents by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
Sam's father is having a hard time accepting Sam dating a boy. He isn't homophobic or cruel he just always thought Sam was one way and now to find out he isn't is hard to reconcile. However when he meets Blaine that all changes because even though Blaine is a boy he is exactly the type of girl he always imagined Sam with (petite, student body president, head cheerleader, etc.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
A Tame Dog Still Bites by abhorrent reviews
John doesn't seem to believe there's any justification in these accusations. He's not a dog, he's a person. So, why does everyone keep making the analogy?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - John W. - Complete
Hunter Down by Scorpio71 reviews
When Remy LeBeau booked passage on the Hunter-Gratzner he was only hoping to track down rumors of his one-time friend and teammate: Logan. Then the transport crashed onto a hostile world and what he found there turned his whole life upside-down. SLASH
Crossover - X-Men & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,877 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Remy L./Gambit
Who Do We Love? by Cosmiclight623 reviews
Sheldon asks Penny on a date. Penny accepts. Hilarity and a lot of unexpected feeling ensue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Pasadena Psycopath Paradigm by Mis Chi Evous reviews
Penny goes missing - the latest in a series of missing blonde actresses from Pasadena. Sheldon calls an old friend for help when the police won't listen to his concerns. More in the style of CM than BBT. This story ignores the existence of Amy Farrah Fowler. Because I can.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - S. Reid, Sheldon C.
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Angelus by bubblemilktea reviews
My attempt at the Hermione Pureblood idea. The Angelus are the most notorious of all the purebloods. Known as the right hand to the Dark Lord, they are killers. What happens when Draco finds himself the Guardian to the lost Angelus, Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Time is Everything by Estelle Stafford reviews
NO POWERS. Claire's first impression of Gabriel isn't much, but the more she gets to know him the more she likes him. Gabriel Sylar Gray is an ambitious man just trying to get away from the pain and perhaps find happiness.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,868 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
The Curse Of The Missing Coffee Machine by pupeez4eva reviews
When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
One Step At A Time by Blinded-Kit reviews
Sequel to "By My Side". Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Reid's Law by water wolf 100 reviews
Spencer Reid doesn't believe in Murphy's Law. He's about to find out how true it really is. *mild swearing*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
What Might Have Been Series by Nightshade's sydneylover150 reviews
How much of Harry's story would have been different if Professor Snape had just looked down at the boy's parchment that first day of class... Mentor/Guardian Snape one-shot series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unforeseen Possibilities by Laurenke1 reviews
When Harry and his friends notice that there is something wrong with Snape, will their quest for answers lead them to problems or possibilities? Chan 17. Slash, HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
How Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe Discovered Drarry by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Dear Sirius by Phoenix Tears Of A Riddle reviews
a letter to Sirius from Hermione... second chapter is a letter to Hermione from Sirius xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
You Belong With Me Repost by MaskedNightmare reviews
ONESHOT Traveling to a New World John Smith believes it'll be like all the others. He soon learns he's wrong when he meets a noble warrior named Kocoum Their unlikely friendship turns into more as war begins to brew between their people. Can they stop it?
Pocahontas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Sour Cherry Pie Life by FaithDaria reviews
Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Eavesdropping by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot. "Oh, Charlie. It's so big."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Wizard King by JFox101 reviews
When Lily and James are killed by Voldy in Africa, Rafiki is informed by the Spirits of a child whose destiny lies with Mufasa's Pride. Harry is adopted by Mufasa and Sarabi, who have lost Simba,as their son.AU, lion animagus Harry. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN FIXE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P., Mufasa - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 11,471 - Follows: 1,305 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snapping of the Cross by asterisms reviews
Petunia Evans was never a very spiritual person, so it came as no surprise to her parents when she refused to go to church any longer. But they don't know the real reason, and Petunia intends to keep it that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Petunia D. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
ABANDONED Something went wrong with the summoning at the end of 'Lucifer Rising'. It wasn't Lucifer that rose, rather it transported his son to the church instead, and he isn't very impressed with his father. HP/SPN Xover. Slash! Dean/Cas/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,946 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - [Harry P., Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W.
Of Red Hearts and Ruby Lips by AnneM.Oliver reviews
"You were meant for me," he whispered and wrapped his long elegant fingers in her mass of curly hair. "And I was meant for you, Granger. The quicker you come to accept it, the happier we'll all be." Dramione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Final Stances, Last Chances by xxgabigailxx reviews
"She rocked on her knees in the grass, slick with blood. She had always thought of grass as green, brilliant and bold. Now she could only see red, filthy red, squishy red, slick and slimy red." It was like a story. Until the last page. End of story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Piano Man by TempestJo reviews
one shot, written for Medusa20. I'm not sure if it's what she wanted, but its what she asked for. Penny arrives at the university to pick up Sheldon one night, and finds him in the auditorium...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
New Years by TempestJo reviews
What happened after Penny shut the door... ONE SHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 377 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Mop Exclusion by LadyHouston reviews
Just a little birthday fic for Medusa20. Sheldon teaches Penny how to clean. The right way. Smutty one-shot without actual smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Coffee Debacle by Rayne McKenna reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Photograph by trexie reviews
Oneshot. This is the short tale of how one chance encounter with 9 year-old Harry and one photograph can change so much. Fluff. Draco/Harry, prehogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Busted by Rayne McKenna reviews
The sequel to 'What's Up Doc'. What happens the following Monday. Yes, you have to read 'What's Up Doc' to understand this one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Three Times by idioticonion reviews
Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
A Stranger in the Woods (WIP) by ulyferal reviews
Harry went into the Forbidden Woods to get away from his troubles but as is always the case trouble always seems to find him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Bitter Laughter by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Cleaning up and reposting. The dark!twin!Harry story that everyone feels they need to have their own version of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,043 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Harry P.
Mind of a Murderer by MissdaVinci77 reviews
Grissom and his team need help to catch a serial killer and who do they call? The BAU of course. I own neither CSI nor Criminal Minds. Rated T for violence. REVIEW PLEASE!
Crossover - CSI & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Nick S., S. Reid
Always by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
Sequel to Never. The Wizarding World has turned its back on Harry yet again. Voldemort is back and the school needs to be united now more than ever. Will people from Harry's past be enough to help him come out on top in this war? OoTP. PeterHarry slash.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Peter Pan, Harry P.
Echo by Rinkinkirs reviews
Reid stops talking after Tobias Henkel. After a while, Morgan can't remember his voice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Wizards and Lost Boys by Shaun Garin reviews
HPAUverse Hook - Crossover Another take on the HPAU. This one gives us a look on what could occur if someone else found Harry before the Dursley's opened the door the morning after.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Tinkerbell, Hermione G.
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,528 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Of the Darkness and the Light by Fisca Rinata reviews
To protect her son from Voldemort, Lily performed an ancient ritual to send his son into a safe place. Unknowing that it sent Harry far in the future, hundreds years from now, into an unknown planet which inhabitants were blood thirsty creatures.REVISED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P.
My Fair Sheldon by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Penny gives Sheldon dancing lessons. *Sequel to "My Fair Penny"*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Slytherin Ties, and Teddy Bears by trexie reviews
AU. What would have been if the Potters had twins? What if Lily and James were not home that fateful night? What would happen if Harry was taken away and returned years later? Syltherin!Harry. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Talent Showcase by Diana Crescent reviews
Hidden talents that Penny has. Definitely a Penny/Sheldon romance.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Guy Code Conundrum by muted hitokiri reviews
AU after season 2 - Penny and Sheldon's first kiss, Leonard's POV. Note: I love slash, but this ain't it!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Stuck on You by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
That Don't Impress Me Much by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. Sheldon and Penny meet Shawn and Gus in a cafe.
Crossover - Psych & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Shawn S., Sheldon C. - Complete
The One Ring Misconstruction by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
An Accidental Affair by L. S. Donovan reviews
Ron's done something stupid. Typical. Now Harry's trapped alone on a strange planet with nothing but three suns, sand, and strange, hissing creatures for company. Slash, Rid/Har Dark!Creative!Powerful!Smart!Harry Not REALLY Ron!Bashing, but come on... R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
My Fair Penny by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Sheldon's problems begin when he offers to pay for Penny's voice lessons
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Mon Chat by AntoinetteD reviews
what happens when in his animagus form, Draco gets taken in as Harry Potters new pet? Will seeing the 'real' Harry potter change his feelings for the man? Will any of that matter once Pansy finds out? Hp/Dm. Explicit. M/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Cheap Dress Retaliation by starfish001 reviews
Penny is having a bad night and goes looking for something to make her feel better, causing Sheldon to have to deal with the emotional fallout. As usual, he attempts to use science to figure it all out. Set sometime in season 2, ignores season 3, so AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dactylic Hexameter by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,479 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Uncertainty Principle by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Penny's spent years making sure she had everything she wanted. Right? Dark crack!fic. No, seriously.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Lessons From the Masters by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Unsaid by DSieya reviews
His inner voice politely didn’t mention that he had also chosen to forgo romance and intimate relationships because they were, on the whole, quite frankly beyond him. sheldon/penny, two-parter, complete, dedicated to arabian, sequel to Calling Bluffs
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Calling Bluffs by DSieya reviews
It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Erotic Vocalization Phenomenon by WeirdMisty reviews
Penny gains the ability to turn people on just by speaking. Sheldon becomes a victim to her newfound power. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Orphan's Past by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
A dead Marine is discovered in England, murdered. On investigation, the team discovers the case goes deeper than a simple hit and kill. Also, they make a startling revelation when they meet a family who is related to one Special Agent Harry Stenson.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Like an open book by vespertine dreams reviews
Shawn and Patrick get the ability to read minds and learn some interesting things about their colleagues. Crack fic- runs alongside my Shawn/Patrick series. Slash- Shawn/Patrick. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Psych & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Shawn S., Patrick J. - Complete
Alert Levels by gwendy reviews
Sheldon goes all neurotic. See how Raj, Howard, Leonard and finally Penny deal with him...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Vestigial Organ Recall by kmd5133 reviews
Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Arctic Expedition Consequence by starfish001 reviews
Alternate scene from The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation with refs to Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, so may be spoilers. Sheldon gets his revenge on Leonard. M for rudeness and swears. Now complete with epilogue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Cooper Libido Experiment by gwendy reviews
There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,919 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Electric Can Opener Emotional Fluctuation by gwendy reviews
I just know there's a missing scene in there! I just know it! This is inspired from Episode 1 of Big Bang Theory's Season 3, on what happened after Penny gave Sheldon Star Trek Spoilers
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sunny Days by Emily Waters reviews
The Story of the Doe Patronus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Loss Hypothesis by starfish001 reviews
Penny suffers a loss and it raises some strong feelings in the group. Angst, rated M for potential sauciness and slightly adult themes. My second attempt at fanfic. As before, reviews very much appreciated! Now with a teeny epilogue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Chemistry of Schrödinger's Cat by gwendy reviews
We've seen this principle applied to the Leonard/Penny relationship. But what happens if it's applied to Sheldon/Penny?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Kryptonian Power Degradation by gwendy reviews
Forget junior rodeo. It's time for Superman to die. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Scare Tactics by Ashvarden reviews
MF/HP. Meet the parents, Dursley-style: Marcus has a nice, pleasant conversation with Harry's relatives. Not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Wanted: Roommate Normal Need Not Apply by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dance Class by starfish001 reviews
Sheldon teaches Penny to dance and discovers some feelings he never knew he had. Just a bit of fun for my first attempt at fanfic. Reviews appreciated, but please be gentle!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 6,024 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Running Away by gwendy reviews
Sheldon finally confesses to Leonard. Wishful thinking to Big Bang Theory's Season 3 Finale. Oh, and you might be shocked with the two main characters I picked. This is actually a Leonard/Sheldon/Penny fanfiction. So no, it's not a homosexual fanfiction.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
My Son by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius, Arthur, Remus and Sirius get together and have a discussion about their sons. Sirius isn't too happy with what Harry's gone and done! implied TL/HP, RW/HP, DM/HP, SS/HP - oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 6,517 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Past Life Returns by Ven Valerius reviews
Harry/Mummy x-over. No slash but it is implied. Harry is Haru, re-incarnated prince. Sorry to anyone who was looking forward to it but it WILL be in the sequel...if it ever gets written
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Got the Brains Alright by gwendy reviews
Penny is disappointed with Sheldon's idea for a first month anniversary...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6673 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Understanding The Law Of Large Numbers by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
How does someone's past impact their future? Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Swimsuit Issue Estimation by skullmunkey reviews
When Howard delays game night to buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, a casual remark leads Sheldon to make a surprising revelation. One Shot P/S.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All Bets Are Off by Andie O'Neill reviews
Juliet learns about a betting pool at the SBPD involving her partner Carlton Lassiter and Shawn Spencer.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Maybe Someday by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
After winter holidays their fifth year, Sirius discovers Hermione's diary left behind. He learns that she understood him, more than he ever knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Human Bondage by Emily Waters reviews
Slavery complicates things. That's why HP fanfiction characters in Master/slave relationships now have a support group. Humor/Satire. Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Bill/Fenrir, Neville/Luna/Ginny, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Dramatic Experience by Harknessgirl reviews
When something happens in Shawn's life Carlton is there to help him. Carlton/Shawn. Slash. OOC
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Anger Management by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Child Of The Light, Prodigy Of The Dark by dyly reviews
Harry is overlooked as his twin brother Caleb is heralded as the Boy Who Lived. Determined to be better than Caleb and with an IQ that’s off the scale, Harry is left to his own devices to try and reach his full potential. Which side will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
The Thestral Keeper by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Hermione discovers a different side of Harry at a dance and determines to change his life by the end of the summer, even if it kills her. -- This is a re-edit of a snarrygames story on lj.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Telling Tales by Oldach's Dream reviews
Nothing good can come of Gus going out of town. And nothing did. At least, Gus doesn’t think so. He’s really not sure yet. So he settles in for over the phone story time with his best friend. Shassie slash. Story Complete!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,313 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and His Creature Heritage by Emily Waters reviews
Parody Creature!Fic. Harry's friends realize that Harry is a Creature, but what kind? Why is his bed littered with pink fur? Andhow will this affect Draco's relationship with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape's Dear Old Mum by Elliot Green reviews
Snape has been being mean to poor wittle Harry-kins, so Harry gets his revenge... By writing to Snape's mother? Actually turned out quite well, in my opinion. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Theo Says by atruwriter reviews
He was known as a man of few words, but he couldn't keep quiet this time. :Theo/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/17/2008 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Piano by Wolf Maid reviews
Angsty Dean. 'No one ever expect that Dean plays the piano.' Sam stumbles upon Dean playing the piano, not realizing he knew how.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Read Between the Lines by X-parrot reviews
or, Slash and the Modern Psychic Investigator. Gus is easily traumatized, and Shawn Spencer will break down the fourth wall with a laser printer to get what he wants. Slashish. Kinda. Maybe.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Saving George by mackgirl reviews
George has spent the last year losing himself in his grief. No one can get him out of it, then Hermione returns and tells George a secret. Will her secret help to get George out of his depression? HGGW T in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,946 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Missing by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. In a world where Harry as a twin, and where Voldemort died that night, Harry grows up with his parents and his brother. However, his parents never pays any attention to him, and has nearly forgotten him. Warning: Character Death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 194 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 278 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dark Prophecy by Hope in Death reviews
Dark Harry! A prophecy concering the Potter twins leads Harry onto a destructive path after being ignored by his family. Matters only worsen when Harry becomes the heir to a powerful race that has long thought to be extinct, the Dragon Riders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P.
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pool Toys by Geko boy reviews
A convention in Miami. Nick and Gil are sharing a room at the Embassy Suites, and Nick discovers the indoor pool. Established relationship.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Nick S., Gil G. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet September by Sevfan reviews
Harry is shocked to find one of his former classmates is a centrefold in a magazine. WAFF, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Why Ron Hates Witch Weekly by AoiGensou reviews
Draco's been voted Witch Weekly's Mr. September. Ron doesn't like it, but Harry may not mind so much. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by shady gurl reviews
No matter how hard he tries Draco just can’t sleep! So he attempts to solve his problem by visiting the Gryffindor common room. [OneShot] PreSlash HarryDraco Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Angels don't die by Shantari reviews
Ron Weasley has to deal with the death of a person he loves dearly. RonLuna. Some implied HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Observant by nat rulz reviews
Observant. That’s all I am. I observe things. It’s my unofficial job. I haven’t lived this long for nothing, you know. He must have thought I was stupid that I wouldn’t notice. DmHp slash. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils by JestersTear reviews
Written in response to “The Marriage Law” Challenge on WIKTT. Severus and Hermione are thrown into a marriage they did not want. Unexpected feelings arise. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,493 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Changed reviews
after the DoM incident harry leaves and comes back... changed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
the Last ball reviews
Hermione is waiting for Ron to take her to the seventh year ball, but again like forth year he doesn't even look at her until some one unexpected asks her…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just An Ordinary Valentine's Day reviews
short sweet harry/draco fic, nothing to bad R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alex Black reviews
a new girl has started at hogwarts... shes different i mean she got the twins to come back to school thats got to count for something, sorry i cannot do summarys please read. better than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P.
a thin line reviews
please check my poll
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L.