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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hallo! My names Lysa. I'm 18, live in Maryland, and I'm German, Irish, Cherokee, and Black.

Lets see...I hate unnecessary people, cabbage, people that think they're better than everyone, people that started liking Vampires and Werewolves as soon as Twilight came out (It just seems like posing to me), and wanna be "gangsters". (Like your ass lives in the suburbs chill out).

I'm Team Jacob, but I'm not a hardcore Twilight fan; I like most of the Twilight vampires except for Edward (He seems like a punk ass to me, just a little.); I don't like Bella (IDC if she's human or vamp, she needs a reality check.); and I don't like the Volturi (They look like molesters or pedophiles)

FAVORITE QUOTES: "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein; "Always do whatever's next." - George Carlin; "Do not dwell on the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."- Buddha; "Die Weltgeschichte ist auch die Summe dessen, was vermeidbar gewesen wäre".="The history of the world is also the sum of what might have been avoided."- Konrad Adenauer

FAVORITE MANGAS/ ANIMES/ BOOKS!!!: Baka and Test, Oh! Edo Rocket!, Samurai Champloo, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series including the new series, books by Nancy Holder, Debbie Viguie, and Kiernan Kelly; I like all of the shotacon and yaoi genres ('cause I'm a perv like that ;D)

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We Three by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Potions Professor Pursuit by Reverie Wilde reviews
It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,224 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
That Has Such People by samptra reviews
Captain Tony Stark has found himself in a strange time and place. Billionaire, genius Steve Rogers has no idea what to do with a man from the past. Together perhaps they can teach each other a little about the past and future.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,539 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Going Once, Going Twice by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Summary: Draco Malfoy has been missing for two years. Now the Malfoy estate is going up for auction, and Harry decides it's time to find out what happened to his former school rival. Pairing: Drarry. Warning: Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,189 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You're Not Stubborn (Just Impossible) by Wordsplat reviews
Steve's an alpha, Tony's an omega, biology takes care of the rest. Right? Except, Tony's not anything like TV taught Steve omegas were-or like anyone else Steve's ever met, actually-and Steve should really learn to keep his mouth shut about that. Also, it turns out Tony's not too keen on the idea of alphas. Or Steve. Yeah, this bonding thing looked a lot easier on TV. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,199 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Hot Water by freshia reviews
A thief wanders into a small town, and ends up stealing a lot more than a few jewels. Thief!Eren Cop!Rivaille; AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
There's Never Been So Much At Stake by Emono reviews
Steve has to deal with a heart-crushed Tony and the Avengers Initiative. How can he fix things when Bruce catches all his lover's attention? Meanwhile, Peter finds out the hard way that with great power comes great pain. Can Deadpool help? Avengers Rewrite. Stony, Hulkeye, Spideypool Smut, angst, h/c, love, action, slash. Third part of the EVER FALLEN 'Verse. Full summary inside
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Healing touch by SnarryvsLarry reviews
au/ooc Harry is a healer. He comes face to face with a ghost, someone he believed dead in battle. As Harry falls in love, he struggles to deal with other bonds. warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,039 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
From Winter to Spring by FandomHigh reviews
Jackson Overland-Frost is your regular high school senior. He lives in a small town where nothing exciting ever happens; except the childrens' events that he and his friends put on. When an artistic transfer student from Australia comes to town, Jack finds himself caught between schoolwork and romance. Not to mention the Children's Fair is just a few months away... (BunnyFrost)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Becoming Us (Part 2) by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry and Draco have discovered their feelings for each other. Now they must decide whether to keep their relationship a secret or share it with the world. Starts 20 minutes after the conclusion of Part 1 and takes them through the end of their 8th year at Hogwarts. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,239 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Into the Great Wide Open by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
A tale of tragedy, adventure and romance. After Bella is murdered, will anyone be able to save Edward from his grief? Jakeward Lemons, Violence, Volturi action, implied mpreg. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,556 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Of Forever by SleepyBard reviews
Months after Edward and Bella return from Volterra and Jacob is left wondering what's next. Maybe he's prepared to fight for Bella. Fate, however, is a bit more fickle than that, because he's just not meant to live alone. Or is he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,247 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Primal Reaction by Deliciously-Devient reviews
In which Steve longs for the Science Boyfriends, and they plot to have him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I hate that TeacherTeme by papuruakuma reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION. If not adopted I will take it down. I don't like writing this, sorry.. Might edit it and post it later if it doesn't get adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Trips, Slips, and Dips Down Memory Lane by Citrine Rain reviews
What happens when the little boy across the street helps you see that life isn't as miserable as those around you have made it. And when that experience becomes the culmination of something deeper than you or he ever imagined. Fluff, pre-slash/slash later on.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Together in France by maintje reviews
COMPLETE!Draco departs on a trip to France, but loses a bag along the way. When he tries to find it, he discovers none other than Harry Potter has found it. HPXDM, slash. Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reperio verum by caressedbythorns reviews
"Call me Narcissa's son, call me Malfoy." The blond told him mounting his broom. "Hell… Call me Dragon." A pair of grey eyes haunt Harry through his dreams H/D Slash Compete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,608 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ever Fallen in Love With Someone? by Emono reviews
Once Steve thought Howard Stark was the "living end". Now he's been thrown into a future where the only person he can trust completely is Howard's son, Tony. Tony's everything his father wasn't, maybe everything Steve needs. SLASH, Daddy issues, unresolved feelings, past Steve/Howard, Nat/Pep, rewrite Ironman 2 w/ Steve, pre-Avengers. Slow bloom love story, lemon. Ever Fallen Ver
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,991 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fractured Light by MissSnakeyBoots reviews
Twenty year-old Harry finds himself in a good job with a new-found smoking habit, a Labrador that likes breakfast and a work friend with an unsavoury fascination with women. Harry's friends worry about his emotional stability and on times - sexuality. Enter Draco Malfoy in Muggle clothes with his camera and Harry's life is thrown into disarray. What HAS his old nemesis been up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,945 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jocks, Nerds, and Jawbreakers by elfprincess8 reviews
Edward Cullen is forced to move to a new school. He hopes no one will find out about his past, but will the school bully Jacob Black discover the secret Edward is hiding? Or will Edward finally find his place in the world. Warning this fic gets dark along the way so if that kind of thing isn't your bag then don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,602 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Changed by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry is sick of not having any control over what happens to him. This whole Veela thing is the final straw. Harry is gonna take control of his life and maybe someone else's too. Challenge for LalalaSpacingInPandaLand. Dominant Harry/Sub Draco. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Proper Workout by Chloe Winchester reviews
Too long. It's been too long and Tony just can't take it anymore. Superhusbands! Smut!Fic. Elevator petting, powerbottom!Tony, adorablyawkward!Steve.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Houseguest by Madame Xela reviews
Harry gets to spend the rest of his summer at the burrow after an incident with his drunken uncle where a certain twin realizes that he wants Harry much more than a brother. SLASH HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., George W.
Mating Age by Lone-Angel-1992 reviews
Jacob always feared becoming of mating age, and the reason was Sam, his alpha. Who with or without Jacob's consent will be the one to mate him. Slash, AU, Mpreg, and ABUSE. It's Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Art of Peace by dauphinemarielouise reviews
After the final battle Harry and Draco struggle with the wizarding world's shifting meanings of peace and love as part of post-war society. The path of true love never did run smooth, especially for two soul mates living in different countries EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,714 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fundamental Ingredient by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Voldemort, always in search of immortality, uses a ritual to transform himself into an immortal hybrid creature. One of the two creatures is a Veela. He expects to find Bellatrix as his mate, but soon finds that it's Harry Potter. HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,581 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 226 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Day In, Day Out by HowDoYouDoop reviews
In a busy city Uchiha Sasuke is a slave watching the world of the free pass by him. One day a young man stops at his window and strikes up a conversation. Talking is all well and good, but what can this blonde haired, blue eyed stranger do for Sasuke? ((TW:rape))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected by ieatmyfeelings reviews
After one hot night in a broom closet with a man he can't remember Harry finds himself in an unexpected way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,261 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Nine Lives of Harry Potter by MaskedNightmare reviews
The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Unnamed by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
One's blue, one's orange; one's German, one's Japanese; one's father loves him, one's father hates him; one's ready to talk, one's ready to not. But then again, opposites attract
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,527 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
For the Reason of Temporary Insanity by ShadowThorne reviews
Ichigo was your typical college student; he was well liked by most of his teachers, he preferred cats to dogs, bright colors to dull, and men over women. But, like anyone else, he had his issue, in the form of a gang intent on making his life hell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,731 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Waiting for Him by shadow.smiles reviews
Sirius has waited for thirteen years- No, it's been longer. He's been waiting his whole life for Harry, but he made a promise to James that he wouldn't take Harry away until he was of age. M/M. Young!Sirius/Harry. Not cross-gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Restless by WithDemonWings reviews
That night, Reid was restless. Nothing could hold his attention for longer than a minute or two at best. Deciding to go for a walk to work on some energy, he finds himself drawn to a specific room. Hotch's room. Smutty slash Hotch/Reid est relationship
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
No Way Out And why would I want out anyway? by Tigeress33565 reviews
'"This is the fifth time this month, Percy. Can your sixteen year old mind not comprehend that there is no escape?" Luke sneered as the Demon shut the door to the now sound proof room.' Luke/Percy Lemon Slash Langauge
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Locker room by HorrorBaraz reviews
Reid said he was going to help Morgan with a Judo class. And yet both men ended up doing something else. Warning rated M for some hard stuff. -oneshot-
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Blackwatch Plaid by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Spencer's wearing a kilt, complete the fur-covered pouch in the front and garters for his socks. He has no right looking that sexy. - Hotch/Reid SLASH, mild D/s, smut ahoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
FIN by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Damien's sole purpose in life is to bring about the end of the world on his eighteenth birthday, which he has been looking forward to since a young age. But, a new school brings about a new face, and he soon finds himself hating his destiny. DIP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Bad Boy by seditionary reviews
Reid's suffering frustration in the bedroom; when he takes it out on Morgan, Morgan decides a spanking is in order. For the Kink Meme. Slash, sex, bad words, spanking!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/4/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Taken by Roselie Parry reviews
Kidnapped from his apartment, Reids held hostage by a stranger who seems to know him alittle too well & seems to want nothing but Reid himself. Meanwhile Morgan & the others struggle to find & save Reid while working on another deadly case. Abuse/RAPE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Finite by JustJasper reviews
Morgan knows he has no right to be jealous when Reid begins exploring his sexuality, but he is. Morgan/Reid, Reid/OC. Mild smut. Can standalone, but references previous fics Fix Tonight, Evolution, Straight, Concept, Participation .
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Timeless by mickey8701 reviews
Itachi and Naruto are dating. Itachi is the police chief and Sasuke is part of a notorious gang. What happens when Itachi catches Sasuke robbing a bank? What will happen to Naruto? ItaNaru, slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yes, Professor by NanaMun reviews
Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
If It Comes Back It's Yours by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Jacob and Bella get married but it's not a very happy ending. Now going through a divorce, will Jacob be alone forever? Or will there be someone else to help him put his broken heart and his life back together? Jacob/Bella Jacob/Edward Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Wine by eltigre221 reviews
Percy is drunk, and Dionysus comes in to make the son of Poseidon forget his pain, by replacing it with great and intense pleasure. After all, the Wind God has waited a long time to taste the greatest wine of them all, and his name is Perseus Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dionysus, Percy J. - Complete
The secret toy box by Kathie-Rin reviews
Naruto hates staying at the Uchiha's house since there is nothing to do, no toys to play with. But this time it might just be a lot more pleasurable for little Naruto and Itachi. Read Warnings inside. Part of my play with me series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Boarders by beavoicenotanecho reviews
Bella is a restless teenager living in La Push, she has an atitude problem and has a huge problem with Sam Uley, the local cop and the guy who stole her two best friends, what happens when she spends two weeks with him learning all his secrets? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,019 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Sam - Complete
DOG THOUGHTS by SinSisters reviews
FAT!Sam initiates Jacob. Sumptuous pornz. You won't be able to hold back the arousal. TOO SEXY lolz Not for the chillens. Too much DIK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sam, Jacob - Complete
Blah Blah Blah by Crazicrystal reviews
Zoey found out that Loren used her for sex, so the nerd herd took her out for a night at the club. She tries to have fun despite the boring person that is pining after her. Not your typical rebound! Lemon fic Stark x Zoey
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2010 - J. Stark, Zoey R. - Complete
Bella wolf by jacob-blacks-bitch reviews
Edward does not return in new moon. when werewolvs bite humans then they turn into werewolvs too. jacob is alredy a werewolf and bella and jacob start to 'play around' and jacob accidentally bites her. lemons, lemons, lemons. summary sucks. please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob
You're Mine by arohalee reviews
"I'll do more than show you, Isabella. I've waited a long time to make you mine and make no mistake, you are mine" I growl at her. Rated M for some language and adult content, you've been warned! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Wrong Cullen by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella decides it is time to finally make her move on Edward and take their friendship to the next level. When his reaction isn't exactly what she expected, Bella finds comfort in the last place she imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Mile High Club by Tenshi no Kiri reviews
Percy hopes that Zeus might make an exception and let him fly, just this once. For Felicity Dream's Olympic Challenge. Originally posted on AFF. Slash, Smut, Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Percy J., Zeus - Complete
Taken! by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella Swan fall victim to kidnapping by vampires. But, what could they possibly want with her? And who is The Major? A/U, rated for strong language, dark themes, lemons and mind violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Alpha Fail by lifelesslyndsey reviews
La Push is vampire free, leaving seven teenage werewolves and there alpha nothing to do! What happens when Sam imprints on his Beta's broken leech loving best friend? Alpha Win or Alpha Fail? Looks like Sam isn't so tough after all. N/C SamXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,989 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam, Bella - Complete
Broken by lycanus1 reviews
What happens when the Pack's resident hot-head and troublemaker is rejected by his imprint ? Will he succumb to grief or will he find solace in the arms of another ? * SLASH - Don't like ? Then avoid like the plague ! *
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,288 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - [Paul, Jacob] - Complete
single by nezumi1200 reviews
All Naruto wants is to spend some time with Garra! But what happenes when Garra stands the blonde up on there date and leaves him all alone? KakaNaru. my summary is terrible..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Devotion to Misbehave by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Disobedience by Scifinerd92 reviews
Dark, angsty, gore in parts. LM/HP WARNING - M&S!Lucius. NONCON SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Pretending by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
It's easier to be someone else. To tell one lie that turns into another, which turns into another, which turns into something so messy it can never be undone. HPGW some HPFW, graphic lemony MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
A new meaning to the term brotherly love by soda'slover reviews
After Darry hits Pony, Darry developes new feelings towards his youngest brother. Warning,slash/incest. If you dont like, dont read! Be kind, first fic! I fixed first chapter, please review! COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,023 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Game In The Shadow reviews
Percy goes to a Gods Poker Game where he makes a bet with Hades that if he beats Hades the God has do whatever he wants, no if, ands, or buts, for a month, same applies for Hades. What's up the Lord of the Underworld sleeve? More inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hades, Percy J.