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I hate it when people have low self esteem.
Please, don't let anything anyone says tear you down.
I don't care who you are.
You should always keep that in mind.
You were born who you are, and no one can change that.
And, let's be honest, hating yourself is just insulting your parents. ;)
- Abbie -
And now, everybody's favorite little nutcase...AbbielovesChanny!
Don't be weirded out if I call you doll, hun, sweetie, dear, etc...I do that to everyone. :D
How I feel atm: April 24, 2011. (10:30 P.M.) Sick. :( But happy, 'cause it's Easter!
I've recently decided that every one of my stories but "The Zoo" are terrible. Agreed?
If I'm your most favoritest author evaaaarrrr (or if I'm not) and you want to talk to me, go ahead and send me a PM. I'm bored...all the time, so I'd love to get a message. Seriously, you can message me. Don't be scared. :)
According to NeverLetGoes2Love, I'm an elf.
I am on a mission to jam as much stuff as possible in my profile and see if there's ever a word limit.
Call me Abbie. Why? Because I want you to. o.o Unless you're from a select group of people, you may call me "Abbs". If you have done so and I don't call you on it, you're part of this group. Kudos.
I call this my random-notey-notepad. This is where I share my random thoughts and ideas throughout the days with you:
The total name I go by on here is Abbie Lynn Carter. You can call me Abbie, though. Carter isn't my real name, if you were wondering, but I feel the need to not give away my last name.
Random fact concerning my name, though, I do always tell people all three of my names when meeting them. That 'Lynn' just fits in too well.
I can honestly say that I hate, erm, strongly dislike Jenna Rose. We get songs like "Who Says" by Selena Gomez, telling us that everyone is beautiful, and you shouldn't try to be anyone else, and then we get things like "O.M.G." by Jenna Rose...telling us that we wish we could look like her and be like her 'cause she's way better then we'll ever be. What a brat!
So, I've been talking to so many people on here lately I can't remember what pen name belongs to who. x.x
I don't add many people to my favorite author's list. If you're on there, feel special. :)
You know what I don't like? When people copy stuff off of my profile - (excluding the things I didn't make. I have where I got what all over my profile, just take a look!) That is picked, personally by me! Don't be lazy. Search the internet and you will see, things of your own, that you could copy! (Unless you're giving me awesomely awesome credit like I do to everything I find. :) )
Oh yeah. I just rhymed. Be jealous.
This profile hates me. It puts things in italics when I don't want it to. Stupid profile.
Did you know the original color for boys was pink, and blue for girls?
Read on, you'll see I'm quote obsessed. :)
That shadow you saw by your window? That was me. Sorry I didn't say hi - I had more people to stalk. :)
Why do teachers tell students to be quiet, when they talk all day long? D:
Something I do CONSTANTLY: whine about people yelling at me when no one said a word. People get confused.
Something very interesting I heard on TV on Travel channel (January 15, 2011, 11:02 P.M.): "He's a doll. A very special doll. And his name's Robert."
Hey, if you ever need an OC for a story, feel free to ask me I love creating them.
I love a guy who's not afraid to wear pink. ;)
Here's a few facts about me:
Birthday: March 27th.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Skin color: Pale
Family: Why do you care?
Friends: Pookie, Cookie, Coco, Breadsticks, Dannyboy, Lense, Slippers...they're all real nicknames I gave people.
And here are a few really random facts about me:
I love plaid. :D.
That is all.
(really obviously created by me)
"The best proof of love is trust." - Dr. Joyce Brothers
Cake: Dark chocolate! Or icecream cake.
Band: Neon Trees! :D And One Republic. And...eh, there's more, I just can't think of them.
Song: Who knows?
Singers: These change so much over the years...
Actor: Neil Patrick Harris. Still. c:
Book: I can't decide - I love so many books!
Color: Blue...on some days.
Characters (books): I have absolutely no idea.
Characters (movies): Don't really watch movies all too often...
Characters (shows): Lots.
Game: Ugh, another tough one! Anything to do with Sims or HM.
Movie: Alice in Wonderland (2010), I guess.
Candy: Green apple and watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
Fruit: Banana, pineapple, watermelon.
Vegetable: Carrot. :D
T.V. Show: Bones, Friends, and um...that's kind of all I watch. Don't watch too much T.V.
Genre (music): Alternative rock, pop.
Genre (book): Humor, romance, fantasy, adventure.
Genre (movie): Romance, humor.
Sound: The sound you get when you hit sticks of chalk together. Clank!
Eye color: Blue! I love guys who have blue eyes. :) Brown s'okay, too.
Drink: Pink lemonade, blue rasberry lemonade.
Animal: Sugarglider, Orca, Savannah (cat).
Perfume: Anything vanilla scented.
Celebrity Crush: Um...I don't have one? -cough-
(I obviously created that, too. No, I'm stealing other people's favorite things.)
A little more insight on me:
I love my family and friends. They're honestly one of the most important things in the world to me. My friends have helped me so many times, even minor things like showing me where a class was (Jessica :D). My family is great, too. No, we don't always get along, but the times that we do are awesome. :) Especially when it's me, my sister, and my two brothers all hanging out - we have lots of fun laughing together. Or laughing at eachother. My parents are supportive of everything I do (They probably wouldn't be, though, if I decided to be a serial killer when I grew up.) and also help me a lot.
I have random points where I become obsessed with a movie, band, TV show, book, or, sometimes, even person. :D It was the 2010 Alice in Wonderland movie for a while, then it was Sonny with a Chance, then it was Sterling Knight, back farther it was the Warriors series (before AiW), and lately it's been Tyler Glenn and the rest of the awesome band Neon Trees. :D I have interesting tastes in things, considering my favorite TV shows range from things like Wizards of Waverly Place to How I Met Your Mother.
As soon as I feel like writing more about myself, I will. Kthnxbai.
My list of people who are awesome:
ImSoBabyDoll: My number one fan! You, my friend, are an awesome person. You've reviewed and favorited like every single story I've ever written. And you're crazy - but don't worry, crazy is cool in my world. :) You also nominated me in the 2010 Channy award thingies. That was so sweet of you.
KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare: Who thinks I'm crazy. But says I'm awesome, too. You know what I say: people who think I'm awesome are awesome theirselves. And you dedicated your amazing three shot to me - how sweet was that? :D You review most of my junk, too, even when it's not review-worthy. Your random little questions and comments are awesome, also. You were first place in my first contest! That shows that your writing is really good, because I really picked through those stories. I found that I haven't said this yet - you're hilarious. I love your sense of humor. xD And, also, you manage to put up with my random PMs, no matter how many I send you in a time span of twenty minutes.
IMaGUMMYbear: Who said I'm awesome and amazingblazing. But that's okay, 'cause your awesomesauce, awesomeface, and the most awesomestawesomest person ever. And dedicated your story, "Last Kiss", to me. That story is awesomly awesome, too, 'cause you're a great writer. And we have a ton of things in common. :)
chloecrocker: I'm glad you liked your birthday one-shot. I, personally, was a bit upset about how it came out - especially since you deserved a story way better! And as for what you said in your profile - you're not annoying at all. You're awesome, which is a word I LOVE to use. :D
NeverLetGoes2Love: Who sent me super long PMs - which I love when people do that. It makes me feel like they like talking to me. :) I don't mind that you didn't review Whisk Me Away, but I'm glad you think it deserves that. And you said I was nice - which was nice! You always have like a thousand compliments for me. That's so kind of you. :)
LOLChanny819: Who still didn't get her CDC autograph! You're an amazing writer, and you should know that. I'm glad you liked your disclaimers and shout outs. You deserved them. You also deserved the "2010 Channy" awards that you said you didn't. And thank you soooo much for being the first to nominate "Whisk Me Away" with those. :) I can still ctach all your tpyos, too.
Cena-Centric333: You sure do change your penname a lot. xD But you're awesome, too. I loved the letters you began entering in my You'd Be Surprised story - they were hilarious! And no matter how much you want to, you can't push James Conroy off a cliff. I apologize. But it was funny of you to say that! You're writing is great, too, and I'm glad you liked the character Chelsea Dawn Cooper.
And thank you to everyone else! I never imagined you guys as being so nice! I love every one of you. :) If you're not on this list, don't worry, you're still cool. I just may not have gotten to know you very well. These are all people I've PMed in the past, and "typed" to and junk.
Hey, if you're not on the list, though, feel free to PM me. Trust me, I'm very nice, and I won't bite your head off. I love when people message me. It's awesomeness. :D Don't be shy.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
"Is there something wrong with her?" -O.G. "No, that's just Abbie being Abbie." -A.P. "Who being who?" -A.L. "You being you." -A.P. "Me being myself? You say it like it's a bad thing - isn't that what I'm supposed to do?" -A.L.
"How lazy are you?" -J.W. "The kind of lazy that finds even sleeping a difficult task." -A.L.
Things To Do at School Today:
1.) Before school: Tape paper to the window and yell "Mom, it's snowing!" and see if I'm allowed to stay home.
2.) Go up to a student I don't know and say, "I haven't seen you in so long!" and see what they do.
3.) Yell to a teacher, "Gosh, you talk so much!"
4.) When a teacher tries to talk to me, yell, "Why can't you just leave me alone?!"
5.) Trip another student, then get an innocent face.
6.) Stuff myself in my locker, then blame a random kid when a teacher finds me.
7.) Super glue quarters to the floor, then see how many students try to pick them up.
8.) Replace whiteboards with sheets of framed drywall.
9.) Come to school dressed as Harry Potter, and act nonchalant.
10.) Answer a question in a different language.
11.) Ask the teacher if today's lesson can be about Batman.
12.) Act like I'm afraid of everything - including the walls.
13.) Run down the halls and yell, "The British are coming!"
14.) Smuggle a walkie-talkie into someone's locker (nicely hidden), then whisper "It's Satan..." when they open it.
(Do not copy and paste.)
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." (Dr. Seuss)
"I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you." (Roy Croft)
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." (Unknown Source)
"No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll never make you cry." (Unknown Source)
"You talk too much, you laugh too loud, that's the price of love." (Brian Ferry)
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." (H. Jackson Brown)
"The best proof of love is trust." (Joyce Brothers)
"Friendship's the wine of life." (Edward Young)
"I self destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt...but in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run." (Unknown Source)
"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." (Arnold H. Glasow)
"Hearts are not to be had as a gift, hearts are to be earned." (William Butler Yeats)
"If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go." (Unknown Source)
"I dont know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too." (Chloe Woodward)
"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous." (Ingrid Bergmen)
"In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life." (Bliss and Cerney)
"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." (Robert Heinlein)
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Shows I Like and the Couples I like in Them:
A complete list of shows I like:
What Not To Wear
Cake Boss (sometimes, other times everyone on that show irritates me to no end)
Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Everybody Hates Chris
How I Met Your Mother
(obviously created by me - why would I copy someone else's favorite shows/personal info?)
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Abbie (As far as you know.)
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Abbizzle. (Let's call me that from now on! I love it. xD)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Purple Cat. (Woot!)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (Middle name and current street name): Lynn River.
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Matabach. (That doesn't look like a bunch of jumbled letters, either! It kinda look like it could be a...weird...name. :D
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Pink Pop. (Where I live we call it soda, but pop started with a 'p' too! :D)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Btyitjn. (If that made sense...)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's middle name): Lynn.
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ruby. (Eh. It could be worse...)
(I don't remember where I got this one.)
Your Guy Side
You love hoodies.
Your Girl Side
You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick.
Girl: 14. Boy: 12.
Ten Things Men Understand About Women:
True, isn't it?
There's a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
What a Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away from you mad
Don't you wish there were more boys like this?
(Found on KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare's profile)
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, A Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, A Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, A Best Friend will laugh because he/she tripped you.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; A Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; A Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, A Best Friend helps you move the bodies.
A friend will bail you out of jail, A Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; A Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach you how to drive; A Best Friend will help you push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with you; A Best Friend will kidnap the band with you.
A friend will hide you from the cops; A Best Friend is the reason they're after you.
A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, A Best Friend is making a fool of herself/himself next to you.
A true love story never has an ending. - Richard Bach
(Got this from KayDee-DesingerExtraordinare's profile. It's so similar to me it's amazing.)
If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.
If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway
If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.
If slow computers drive you CRAZY.
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.
If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.
If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.
If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.
If you love people who text back instantly.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.
If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.
If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEP.
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.
If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.
If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.
If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.
(Also found on KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare's profile)
Two people enter the room. One of them, an older woman, has a smile on her face as she sits down behind the desk. The dark haired younger girl sits down in the chair in front of her, a nervous yet friendly smile on her face. She looks a bit scared, yes, but excited nonetheless.
"So, Abbie," the older woman leans forward. "How'd you first come across this site?"
Abbie shrugs, still nervous. "I..I can't remember, really." after she says it and the woman nods, Abbie frowns. She thinks of so many things she could have added, but she knows it's to late to say anything more now.
"How do you feel about your experience here?"
At this, Abbie has a million things to say. "I don't think I've ever made a better choice." she grins. "Well, I suppose that's a bit of an exagerration, but, still. My writing improved a lot over the..what, three months? Maybe four? I can't remember anymore." she chuckles. "I've lost track of time. The people here are so kind, too. Over all this time, only one person said anything bad about one of my stories - and that was the first one I wrote. I knew that one wasn't that great. Out of thirty something stories, though, only one bad comment."
The older woman's eyes widen. "Oh, is that so?" Abbie nods. "You're quite popular, then?"
"I wouldn't say that." Abbie smiles bashfully. "I do love the fact that 100 or more people favorited me, though."
"Are you planning on leaving anytime soon?"
Abbie's quiet for a while, looking at the floor in thought. She then looks back up at the woman and smiles, shaking her head. "No. No, I'm really not."
Abbie looks back at the spot where she had first had this interview and sighs to herself, able to recall each and every word she said.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime. - Swedish Proverb
Love your enemies - it's what irritates them most.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
In God we trust, all others must pay cash.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all their life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
If everything seems to be going right, you've obviously over looked something.
We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
He told his wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the cellar.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Death is hereditary.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always remember that you're unique - just like everyone else does.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't need them again.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's an unfamiliar territory.
Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Yours is just stupid.
The road to success is always under construction.
(Copied from random websites. :))
1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
"Come on, Jaiden, do any of those people really care about you like a family, or are you just like a product to them?"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Three bottles of nail polish and a bag full of pennies. x3
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Watched watched? SWAC. Thing that's on that I'm not really watching? Ghost Adventurers.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I last stepped outside two days ago. I've been home sick from school. So...I was coming home from school, I believe.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
PeaceLoveCheer45620's profile - which I copied this off of.
9. What are you wearing?
A carebear T-shirt (oh yeah, I'm awesome), yellow shorts with cartoon monkeys on them (still awesome), and black socks. Woot!
10. Did you dream last night?
I had the shortest dream in history of me going to school and my teacher saying something. What, I can't remember. But..that was it.
11. When did you last laugh?
Five seconds ago when my mom made fun of how Zac was saying "mercury" on G.A. (He says it, mirrorcurey)
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A mirror (of course..I mean it's me.) A picture, and some random junk me and my sister drew.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Definitly. My sister ran in my room and started discoing. There are some things you can never unsee, my friends.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - like two weeks ago (or more)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A freakin' penguin. No, actually, um...I have no idea. Lots of stuff, I can assure you.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
How can there be a question like this? I'm answering things from a quiz, which is typed on the computer - text isn't something you can talk to! Well, whatever. Uh...my friend and I were on the phone yesterday yelling?
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Ooh, this question should never be asked to me. :) Anywho, I'd live in a room filled with gummy bears, and one of my best friends wouldn't be moving away.
19. Do you like to dance?
No. Well, sure, but I suck at it. D:
20. George Bush:
He has an IQ of like 89.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't want kids, but whatever. Er...Aimee, Kady, or Annabeth.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
David, Dylan, or Aaron. Oh, how I heart those names. :)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Psh, no. There's so many things I need!
"Where there is love there is life." - Mahatma Gandhi
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(Copied from...I don't remember.)
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasow
Fifteen things to do at Walmart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
(Copied from IMaGUMMYbear's profile)
Why English is such a fabulous language:
We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes. But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice, yet the plural of house is houses not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why should not the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that and three would be those, yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose. And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but we say Mother, we never say Methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim.
So English, I fancy you will all agree, is one of the funniest languages you ever did see.
(Copied from a random website)
My favorite SWAC quotes:
"Mackenzie Falls shoots here?! I had no idea. I love Chad Dylan Cooper." "Yeah so does Chad Dylan Cooper." Dakota, Sonny.
"Check it out! We're all over the internet at The Basement!" "Ooh ooh!" "And who wasn't at the basement?" "Chad Dylan Co-o-ooper! Co-o-ooper!" "Co-o-ooper! Co-o-ooper!" "Alright alright that's enough! You guys always play with the toy so much it breaks!" Tawni, Nico, Grady.
(Sonny and the Studio Brat)
"This tastes like it's been in the sun for 10 hours." "Haha! 12." Grady and Chad.
"See that little, whatever it is. I made that in ceramics class!" "It says made in China." "That's where the class was. China!" Tawni, Hayden.
"You know it's nice. He's not like a movie star or a hotel heir..." "Or a prince." "Or a prince..." Sonny, Tawni.
"I'll figure out a way to get you two together, okay?" "Watch your purse!" Sonny, Tawni.
"Who is this guy?" "The love of my life!" "Then why is she kissing him?! "I don't know!" Tawni, Chad.
[I love how Chad/Sterling squeaks when he says "Then why is she kissing him?!" It's so cute. :D]
(Sonny in the Kitchen with Dinner)
"Guys, guys, stop eating!" "Okay fine, turn around let me see your butt!" Sonny, Nico.
"Chad, care to make a comment?" "Well, we win sucka-AH!" Reporter, Chad.
"Sonny, I have to tell you something, in case I don't make it." "Um..okay." "I love." "Yeah?" "I mean I deeply love," "Go on!" "That more kids will be reading less books cause' of Chad Dylan Cooper!" "Oh no, I think you're coming down with PFS syndrome too. "What's that?" "Pillow in the face syndrome!" Sonny, Chad.
(Walk a Mile in My Pants)
"He who checks cookie, checks into hospital!" Sonny.
"I'm here, live in West Appleton!" "He's there?" "I'm here!" Ryan (Reporter), Sonny.
"From covered in Sleaze, to covered in cheese! Looks like Ryan's done liein'! For Tween Weekly i'm Tawni Hart... oh come on!" Tawni.
(Sonny With a Secret)
"And there's the weird." "Don't tell me you're getting ready to introduce your gentlemen caller to Dr. Mittens!" "And there's the weider. How do you know so much about her cat?" "I'm a listener." Nico, Grady.
"Well i'm not quite sure what I can do!" "There's a C in it for you." "Make it a C-plus and you've got yourself a Hanky-Wanky!" Tawni, Ms. Bitterman.
"Hey kids, who wants to see me dislocate my shoulder?" "Yeah!" "It doesn't even hurt...oh look, my arms made of rubber!" Sonny, Pauly fans.
"How'd you find me?" "I found this in Pauly's pocket! Along with a deck of cards..and a human tooth." "The cards aren't mine." Sonny, Hank/Pauly.
(The Problem with Pauly)
"Yeah and I bet you got nothing from them." "I got this pool." Sonny, Amber.
"Chad, come back. Chad..oh for the love of!" Sonny.
"I am trying to dry my skillet!" Amber.
"1 million fans used to be important to me but now I only care about one!" "Ha! Wait, who?" "You." "Awww!" Chad, Sonny. (And Amber sorta.)
(That's So Sonny)
"Hey babe." "Don't you babe her, she's our babe!" "Yeah! Hi babe." "Okay, i'll settle this once and for all. No one gets to call me babe!" "Aww!" Chad, Nico, Grady, Sonny.
(Chad Without a Chance)
"October second." "Oh, I get it. You're so excited about me giving you a second chance that you want to remember this day forever. "October second." "Or you have a concussion." "October second!" "Yeah, can we get a doctor?" "Doctober second!" Chad, Sonny.
(My Two Chads)
"I...I..." "I? Oh that's just great! A sketch about Chad and how he doesn't care about anyone but himself! Well until you guys stop..obsessing over him, I can't talk to you!" "...I thought the Dolphin Boy space idea was pretty good!" "Ooh, enough about Chad, Nico!" Sonny, Nico, Grady.
"You want screeching? I'll show you screeching. AAAH!" "So this is what moving on looks like?" "It looks like Chad Dylan Cooper running..." Sonny, Nico, Tawni.
"It's kind of like jumping out of a plane without a parachute. Like 'we this is fun...ahhhh!" Tawni.
"Wait, you were Mackenzie's stable boy in season 3! And you were his half sister in season 4! And that's Chad hiding behind the moving tree!" Sonny.
A few of my favorite Victorious quotes:
"Whoa, creamy foot!" Robbie.
"Tori, come out to plaaay!" Jade.
"Does anyone know what kind of meat the sausage is that Sikowitz is handing out? When I asked him he just laughed like this. AHAHAHAHA!" Robbie.
"If I were you i'd just punch me right in the face."..."CAT!" "What?" "You just punched me in the face!" "You told said to." Cat, Tori.
"Say cheese, fathead!" Andre.
"I use just as much ketchup as the next guy!" Andre.
"This is like kidnapping! Or...catnapping. Hehe." Cat.
"What didn't I tell you?" "That you were born in Canada!" "It wasn't a secret!" Beck, Jade.
My Favorite Suite Life on Deck quotes:
"He who shall not be named." "Voldemort?" "No, she means Cody." London, Bailey, and Ms.Tutweiler.
"Twister? I love that game!" London.
Quotes I like from stories none of you would know, but you can read them anyway:
"Shut up!" Miranda exclaimed. "Why do you look all upset?" "I hate him." "How could you hate him? He's g-" I put my hand up to stop her. "Say gorgeous and I'll murder you myself."
Christopher got out of his seat. "Want to come watch some magic, Selena?" "More like disaster."
"You can't baby her forever, Steve." Avan added. "She's going to end up dating someone." "Yeah, like Zacky!" Aaron sang. Alyssa punched him in the arm.
"But I don't see them as brothers." Selena smiled. "I see them as my small glitches in the computer of life." "...okay, that's an interesting way to put it."
"You didn't lose your mind, Christopher, it got pushed out by your ego."
"Hey, don't whine just 'cause I grounded you." her mom frowned. "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be here!" Noelle snorted. "If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be grounded."
"Wait," Vince pointed out in the field. "Whose that girl?" Opal took a quick look at her, then smiled. "Oh, that's Melissa's daughter." Evelyn frowned. "Why is she eating all of those carrots?" Opal waved it off with a smile. "She's turning into a bunny." There was a pause before Evelyn began to laugh. "Oh, I get it, because she's eating so many carrots - good one!" "No, I was being serious. Oh! Her ears just sprouted!"
"At first, I was against it, yeah. But, then, I scratched my head and though, 'Hey, why the heck not?'"
"Wait a second!" Cassidy peered closer at the picture. "I know that face!" Noelle smacked her hand to her face, sighing. "Yeah, Cass, that's you."
Despite my dislike for cussing, and some of the such, I love the show How I Met Your Mother. So, quotes...:
"Do strageties ever work for you?" "The question is, do strategies ever not work for me? Either way it's about half the time." Ted, Barney.
(walking out of club) "My bitches!" Robin.
"Nah, I think we're gonna wait on the baby thing. I mean, I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms. But, they make you old. They're kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot, forever." "I'm three months pregnant." "Not awkward, guys. Not awkward unless we let it be awkward." Marshall, Claire.
"Freakin' tannins." Marshall.
"You're honestly trying to get me excited over fondue?" "It's dipping stuff in hot cheese, what's not to love?" Marshall, Lily.
"What if the heart doesn't mean anything? What if she writes it on all the cups?" "Mine says Ted, no heart." "Mine says Swarley. How do you get Swarley from Barney? It's not even a name. Who would ever be called Swarley?" (Marshall and Ted smile.) "Oh, please don't start calling me Swarley." (Barney gets up and goes to leave.) "This would never happen in a bar!" "Man, what's up with Swarley?" "I know, you almost never see old Swarles get that upset." Marshall, Ted, Barney.
"Swarley hooked him up?" "Oh, good, you got my text." Robin, Ted.
"I got a call for Swarley! Is there a Swarley here?" "You didn't care about my suit at all, did you, Ted?" (talking into phone) "Yeah, shout for him again, it's really important." "I've got an important call for Swarley!" (Marshall walks in) "Geeze, can't you here him Swarley? There's a call for you." Carl, Barney, Ted, Marshall.
"She likes Billy Joel, I also like...music." Marshall.
"So, do just you and Ted live here, or does Swarley live here too?" "No, Swarley has his own place." Chloe, Marshall.
"And this next one is going out to Swarley. All your friends know you miss Barney, but he's gone. And you gotta accept that, baby. And Swarley, you're gonna be a better woman for it." "Oh, great, I'm a woman now?" Radio DJ, Barney.
"I signed him up for People magazine in Espanol but I addressed it to Swarlos." Robin.
"Okay, we decided to give you a choice. We'll stop calling you Swarley, but instead we'll call you Jennifer. Well?" "I'm thinking." Ted, Barney.
(Barney walks into bar) "Swarley!" Everyone at bar. (Carl turns on theme to Cheers, ending credits look like the Cheers credits)
"The 80's didn't come to Canada 'till like '93." Robin.
"Oh my god, Robin's rapping. Guys, Robin's rapping!" (watching music video) "Went to the mall with a couple of friends, had a whole weeks allowance to spend." Ted, Robin (as Robin Sparkles).
"Do you know about the time Marshall was in Trenton?" "Doggie ate his pants. Yup." Ted, Lily.
"Kids, back in the fall of 2007, I was dating this girl named...oh God, what was her name? It's been 23 years, I can't remember all this stuff. For the sake of the story, let's call her..." "Everyone, this is Blahblah." Future Ted, Ted.
"Alright, but spoiler alert, it ends with everyone saying 'aw'." "Aww." "Starts with it too." Marshall, Lily.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Barney and I are not together. No, no." "Really. Sixteen no's. Really?" Robin, Barney.
(How I Met Everyone Else.)
"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved. " - Victor Hugo
(copied from someone I don't remember)
Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
(also copied from someone I don't remember)
You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...
Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.
Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it
(Copied from somewhere I don't know - answers obviously given by me.)
Quick, choose...well, I think you know where this is going.
1. Sonny Munroe
2. Chad Dylan Cooper
3. Tawni Hart
4. Grady Mitchell
5. Nico Harris
6. Zora Lancaster
7. Grant Mitchell
8. James Conroy
9. Dakota Condor
10. Chastity Ann DeWitt
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Zora/Portlyn. Um, no.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, Grady's a total cutie! xD
3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?
Skylar/James. That would be..interesting...-awkward cough-. I usually pair Skylar with Tawni, though.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Dakota...I think I saw one once.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Chad/Zora?! Ugh! No. Zora's to young. Chad would be like a pedophile.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Nico/Dakota or Nico/Chastity? Nico/Chastity. Though I prefer Nico/Portlyn.
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?
Grant walks in on James and Chad. Um...he'd probably be confused. Very confused. And then he'd yell, "NOT NIIIICE!"
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Tawni/Chastity? I refuse to.
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
James/Sonny. I think I saw one story like that once, but I refused to read it.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
(Skylar and Grant.) I have absolutely no idea. Do they even know eachother in the show? I'm pretty sure they don't.
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
I don't know how to add friends, so technically the answer would be no. (Tawni.)
12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
Look at 11. (Portlyn.) I bet the answer would be no, anyway.
13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
THERE IS NO ONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST. Sigh. Chad/Grady/Nico? I don't think anyone writes them. Though I could be wrong.
14) What might ten scream at a great moment of excitement?
(Chastity.) I HATE WORKING ON MACKENZIE FALLS!
15) Ifyou wrote a songficabout eight, what song would you use?
(James) Bad boys, bad boys, watcha' gonna' do, watcha' gonna' do when they come for you? :D
16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sonny/Zora/Skylar. (side note: Skylar has some issues picking girls.) Warning: You don't want to read this.
17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Chastity to use on Chad? "You're the greatest actor of our generation. -wink wink-."
18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!
Sonny and James are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Dakota. After James dumps Sonny for Skylar, Zora gets upset and retaliates by dating Skylar. Alone and broken-hearted, Sonny travels in search of a friend. Finally, Sonny meets Grady and Grant. The three loners meet Chastity, who tells each of them to look for love. Grady finds Tawni, Grant gets Portlyn, but now Sonny is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Zora and Chad! (SONNY, PICK CHAD!)
19) What would be a good title for this?
Love Triangles and Idiotic Lovers
20) What would the genre(s) be?
21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!
As cute as he is, I think Sonny would murder me first. (Chad.)
"Hearts are not to be had as a gift, hearts are to be earned." - William Butler Yeats
(Some copied from all kinds of places, others created by me)
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(Created by me)
More random notes about me (I really like talking about myself, don't I?)
-I watched an episode of Hannah Montana because Sterling Knight was in it.
-I wish I owned a Mackenzie Falls uniform.
-I wish So Random was an actual show.
-My friends feel the need to slap themselves when they say something that could remind you about SWAC in front of me because I'll start talking about it.
-I squeal whenever there's a cute Channy moment in SWAC.
-Sonny with a Chance is about the only show I watch anymore.
-I've seen every episode atleast 5 times.
-I'm mad at Disney for not adding Channy in some episodes they could have.
-The only fanfics i've written are SWAC ones.
-I own/or want the SWAC soundtrack.
-I own/or want the SWAC DS game.
"Love is a fruit in season at all times, and in reach of every hand." - Mother Theresa
I throw my broccoli in the air sometimes, sayin' aaayo, I'll eat oreos!
Imagination is just our way of pretending our real life isn't there.
You told me a secret. I laughed in your face and said "HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRUSTED ME!"
When life gives you lemons, without water and sugar you'll have some pretty bad lemonade.
You said I was insane. I asked, "You just figured that out?"
My computer wouldn't turn on, so I yelled at it and said it was stupid. It still won't turn on. I think it's mad at me now.
Have you seen my mind? I think I lost it.
Let it be known, the reason I lack in one-shots lately is 'cause I like my stories to be as original as possible. And with all the fics out there now...
Thats JUST. SO. DANG. HARD!
I'm still thinking, constantly, so don't give up hope on me. :)
If you have a request, tell me! :D I'll also be happy to write/dedicate you a one-shot for your birthday, you'll just need to tell me when that is. Don't be shy - I don't bite.
Most of the time.