i'm trying to right some stories but i don't know how good they are going to be so please can you read them and review them so i know and change them if they are bad :0
i live in England, in the North :) and i have some CRAZY occupations like Handbell ringing and i play the cello and the double bass !
Songs: Wicked (the whole musical) and lots of the Sister act songs (obviously the musical) :D (yer i know i'm into musicals at the moment - probably cause were singing them in Singers at the moment :D ) i cant believe i'm leaving :'( it makes me so sad i almost don't want to leave school :( yer i know )
Starkid (again the whole thing)
and lots more, generally along those lines but i'll listen to pretty much anything
Book: err quite a lot ...( these aren't in any order cause i cant put them in any order) The Little White Horse, lots of Eva Ibbotson books, ALL the Little Gray Rabbit books (and more by Alison Uttly) errr... The Forgotten Legion by Ben Kane ( i know its a bit weird but i love it so there :P) The Loop by Nicholas Evans ... the whole of the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness by Michelle Paver and anything else by her ... The Jungle Books, The Lord Of the Rings and The Hobbit, Harry Potter ...
oh, and Twilight (though that is towards the bottom of the list ) :)
and i think that's it for books though i will read any book that u shove under my nose and i also cant put a book down :) i never have and i don't so pose i ever will :) i might put it down for a bit but i always end up finishing it eventually. :D
Film: ... thats a hard one ... probably the new Alice in Wonderland ... and lot and lots of Disney (i have nearly learnt all the words to Beauty and the Beast, maybe that's a bit sad...) ... errr all the Little Gray Rabbit ones ( isn't it clever how they used all the original drawings as part of the film :D ) ( the ones by Margaret Tempst that is) :) ... Starkid again ... err ... i can't think of any more at the moment though i probably will and then i can add them on :)
Food: CARROTS !!! :D (think what u want)
Quote: "enjoy life with the wife that you love. Enjoy all the meaningless days of this meaningless life God has given you here on earth, because it is all you have."
"meaningless, meaningless, everything is meaningless, a chasing after the wind"
Ecclesiastes 1:2 (i think i should probably look it up but i'm pretty shore its 1:2 otherwise it is 1:1)
'' 'when you do marry, who will you marry?' Robin asked Maria. ...
' (out of Quotation). dot dot dot. (it wont let me put in the dots by themselves.) :( '
''Maria, who is this London boy you were thinking of marrying?'
'The Little White Horse'
Disclaimer: I am NOT stating the obvious, and I don't own any song lyrics/video games/story characters/etc that appear in any of the stories. :D
This Is Who I Am I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances or games and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, MaxandFang101, x0PapaRoach0x,28mymusic, Lena.Tyrins.5829,peggy cook,
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile
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If you talk to yourself more than your friends, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste.
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If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this to your profile.
If you just hit ur head on a random book, waited five second, and then ask "why did I hit myself?", copy and paste this!
If you think that wearing animal fur is just wrong...and the only thing that God put animals on the earth for was to one day takeover us all...c&p this!
If you have convinced yourself you have OCD copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Primeval writers who keep writing Becker/Sarah fanfics and believe that Sarah should be with Danny, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are against all of the following, copy and paste this: racism, homophobia, eating animals, animal testing, wearing animal fur, animal cruelty, sexism.
If you can't tell the difference between emos, moshers and goths, copy and paste this.
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of DEFUSION.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Okay, now comes the important bit. The notes.
My disclaimer is HERE, OK
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-I lay in bed and looked up at the stars and I couldn’t help but think. Where the hell is the ceiling-?
-Vampires repeat after me; humans are friends not food-
-Werewolves repeat after me; if a fight ensues take of your shoes-
-If boredom was contagious everyone would have it in a second-
-Going over things again is pure torture-
-If interruptions were paid for with one cent then the interrupters would be billionaires in a week-
-If boredom was a disease we would have an epidemic on our hands-
-There are two types of stupid in this world, there’s the majority and then there’s the mad geniuses like me-
-DiNozzo: aren’t you gonna hit me?
Gibbs: (head slaps Tony)
DiNozzo: What was that for?
Gibbs: It’s no fun when you’re expecting it-
-Billy-Ray: You mind if I take pictures, I brought my own camera and everything?
Valkyrie: KNock yourself out
Billy-Ray: Really thanks
Valkyrie: No, really run headfist into a wall and knock yourself ut coz you'd better be unconscious by the time Skulduggery arrives-
-Ha-ha looks at that idiot over there! Dude that’s your reflection. So that idiot’s me then?-
-Shoot as many blue jays as you want if you can hit them, but remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird-
-Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.-
-Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present-
-Adults are just kids with money-
-Twitter is face book for thirty year olds pretending to be teenagers-
-Suicide is a way of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit!!!!!-
-Men are like roses; watch out for all of the pricks-
-The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.-
-The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them.-
-Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…-
-A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else.-
-Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.-
-Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.-
-Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.-
-Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?-
-Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already-.
-I don’t know what makes you dumb but it really works.-
-Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.-
-I’m the person your mother warned you about.-
-I’m not as dumb as you look.-
-No sense in being pessimistic it wouldn’t work anyway.-
-We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.-
-Never kick a man unless he’s down.-
-There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.-
-The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.-
-I wear the brains in the family.-
-There’s no future in time travel.-
-Put on your seat belt… I Wanna try something.-
-Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.-
-I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant-
-I’m sorry my fault I forgot you were an idiot.-
-I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.-
-All men are idiots and I married their king.-
-Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.-
-Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.-
-People like you are the reason people like me need medication.-
-There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.-
-A day without sunshine is like night.-
-Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?-
-Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.-
-The trouble with life is there’s no background music.-
-I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.-
-Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.-
-If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried-
-Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.-
-In America Anyone Can Be President that’s one of the Risks You Take.-
-Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!-
-BEER it’s not just for breakfast anymore.-
-A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–But it uses up a thousand times the memory.-
-Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.-
-Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.-
-We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars-
-If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.-
-I like work, it fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours-
-Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.-
-Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.-
-Be normal and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.-
-Every great man was thought to be insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane.-
-I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.-
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier. -
-When in doubt, do it.-
- A crappy life is a great excuse to live a crappy life.-
-Always apologize first--it annoys the crap out of people. -
-"Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser. -
-Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder. -
-There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soul mate. And that's if they're not dead.-
-Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.-
-The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."-
-Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.-
-Born free. Taxed to death.-
-I don't suffer from insanity--I enjoy every minute of it. -
-We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.-
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.-
-Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember. -
-If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.-
-Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die-
-No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.-
-Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies-
Then again, maybe none of these things are true. :)
and I'm going to delete my stories (sorry to those who were reading them, but its been so long since i last updated them that I've forgotten what I was planning to do with them) however there is some good news, I'm writing ff about the marauders and Lilly (original I know) but If I can at least get halfway through it then I will publish it on here :)
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