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The Red Dawn Addiction
by Caelice reviews
Highschool AU. Deidara just wants to win the affections of Sasori, Kakuzu and Hidan are more interested in killing each other than anything, and the rest of the Akatsuki think life would be much easier without the constant kidnappings and hospital visits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
No, Please, God, No
by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
by LadyKakuHida reviews
It started about two weeks ago, things had started getting… weird. Any animal activity had ceased, leaving the streets eerily quiet. Technology had started acting up, clocks had stopped. It was as if the world knew what was coming. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Watching Red Clouds
by if i had wings reviews
i am writting a poem for each Akatsuki member. read carfully there's more than meets the eye to the followers of the red cloud...can you find out their secret message? every one has one...PM me if you can
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki
Hidan vs Edward Cullen
by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
It Could Be Worse
by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Akatsuki Alphabet
by AngelWingsAndSatansPitchfork reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki do when they're not on missions? Twenty six different tales in alphabet form to tell you how they pass the time and raise extra cash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
Kisame chan, the Big Blue Wonder
by Lireach reviews
This is a story of love, pain, heartache, friendship, tears, laughter, joy, and sadness. This is also a story about humans and their delicate relationships with one another. This is the story of... Kisame-chan, the Big Blue Wonder. Rated T for crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
by KillerMay reviews
"/You just cut me off, you S-O-B/ I did cut you-/HOW DOES IT FEEL?/ I hate you, Zetsu! /Yeah, well I hate you too, Zetsu!/"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
by Synaps reviews
Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi
by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Crouching Red Dawn, Hidden Whirlpool
by AwesomeSweetAlabamaLiquidSnake reviews
The most ridiculous story you'll ever read. Akatsuki are hunting for bijuu, but one Jinchuuriki stands tall! Watch as I parody Naruto, other fanfics, and even anime in general! Very AU and very OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
A Jashinist Wedding
by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
by IceCrome reviews
Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
America, are you Sparkling?
by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Akatsuki Day Jobs
by SplashofColour reviews
When the leader comes home saying how they're broke and don't have enough money to even up his secret stach of Snow Cream Ice Cream, what will the world's most feared organization do? T for a bit of language. Courtesy of Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Itachi U.
by Grievous daydreamer reviews
This night, however, fate was determined to show them that sleeping in the same room could not work when both occupants hated each other’s guts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
by Dancing Feather reviews
“In the name of Jashin, I'll *censor* punish you!” Kankuro could only wish this was a dream. Come to think of it, Kakuzu wished it was too. :oneshot of very strong crack:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sunday School With Hidan
by GoesKaboom reviews
Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
For the Sake of Variety
by AngieWhite reviews
The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist
by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept
by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Drama! Angst! And Nail Polish!
by Horizontally Diagonal reviews
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... There was a high school. And at that high school there was a fearsome group of cheerleaders, known only as Akatsuki. AU parody
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Penis War Diaries!
by TheDobe reviews
Sasuke was exactly the reason why Naruto hated not only his life, but also his penis, and Sai always found a way to make things worse. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
by Orm reviews
Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
by Ninjagrrl reviews
AU, featuring rogue black ops unit Akatsuki. Sasori and Deidara centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Standing on the Brink
by katiekitten reviews
When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
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Sexy Lemon Of Yaoiness reviews
Yaoi, lemon, rape, SasoDei, do you dare ask for more? Oh a summary? Well uhh…Deidara drags Sasori into his room to explore artistic things. Wink, wink. Mature for a reason ; Try not to fap to this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Never has Karin ever considered harming Sasuke unless he was into that , but that last comment was making her consider giving him a death befitting Suigetsu. A short team Hebi/Taka one-shot. NO BASHING...well except from Suigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Juugo - Complete
Art Farts reviews
Enjoy a civilized discussion on the nature and workings of art with Konan, Deidara, Sasori, and Sai. A talk show parody which just happens to be a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sai, Sasori - Complete
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Tobi and Deidara's Grand Adventure reviews
When Deidara accepted "the easiest mission humanly possible", he thought it would be simple. He understood the choas Tobi would surely bring, but he didn't account for one thing. Suddenly, he's being recruited by the mafia! With 15% more Hidan and Kakuzu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Let Us Sell! reviews
Hello, Pain here and do I have a deal for you! Come on down to Red Cloud Motors and roll out in a brand new car for the lowest prices around. Or get a "bomb" paint job on an old ride. This weekend only! Everything must go! Quality service a guarantee!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Religious Intolerance reviews
Prom night is right around the cornor and love is floating through the air. Kind of makes me want to puke, well at least Pein is letting me have some fun tonight - Hidan. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Super Duper Zombie Buddies! reviews
Pein wants to know why Kakuzu and Hidan sneak out every night. Konan has her theories. Zetsu has his. May not be what it seems, or is it? Kakuzu and Hidan decide to become...what? Second character is Hidan, now I wonder why it's rated T?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Kakuzu and Chiyo: The Love That Always Was reviews
Kakuzu is pissed that Hidan gets all the ladies. Out of the kindness of Hidan's black heart he decides to play matchmaker. The lucky lady? None other than Granny Chiyo! How will the Akatsuki react? Insanity ensues! First Kakuzu and Chiyo story ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kakuzu, Chiyo
The Silly Akatsuki Meet Wonderful Sues reviews
Pein decides two man teams aren't enough for capturing the demons. He hears about super powered females called 'Mary-Sues', naturally he tries to recruit them. Many variations of Sues used. Many hurt Akatsuki members, very evil Itachi and a busty Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Get Real! reviews
The Konoha ninja, Sasuke and Akatsuki complete in a reality show for grand prizes. Alliances will be tested. Love could form. Insanity might happen. Each week someone goes home. Who the victim is could be your decision. A new cannon host every episode!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Red Dawn, New Light reviews
Poem or song about Akatsuki. Helps if you read it aloud.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Newest Member! reviews
A new Akatsuki joins the ranks! Everyone loves her! Written because I am sick and tried of all the OC's running around. Pure crack in it's highest form. Only for people who want a good laugh!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Lucky Numbers reviews
It was Kakuzu's mission to get the groceries, unfortunately this time he was stuck dragging Hidan with him. Normally he wouldn't be allowed out of the house but Pein thought they needed to "bond" more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Akatsuki Get Sued reviews
The ninja of Akatsuki are getting sued! Who is brave enough to do that? Pure and utter crack. Do not take seriously! Rated T for everyone's favorite Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Half Baked Money Scheme reviews
Kakuzu has an amazing idea to make some more money. Pein deems it stupid so they go with his idea. Why is Itachi in a pink skirt?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
First Impressions reviews
People always say first impressions are most important when meeting new people. So what was Hidan's first impression of Deidara? Oneshot. Everyone was thinking it, but nobody has written it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Sting reviews
Today Kakuzu discovered something very unique about his comrades. Something he could use to his advantage. Kakuzu hatches a dastardly scheme to get lots of money. Hopefully everyone can follow with the plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu
The Akatsuki, are the most feared ninja throughout the land. Known to leave their survivors even more traumatized then the victims. They feel a psychological need to kill. They also fell pray to becoming clichés. Can their leader save them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Akatsuki and The Cursed Book reviews
Oh snap! An Akatsuki member has read the cursed book. Who is it? What is the cursed book? Crack! Rated T because Hidan talks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan