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All of my "Can You Say Weird?" fans please read the following statement:
Sorry I have not had a chance to update, but my school has fanfiction blocked. Plus, because of the high school I attend I have to juggle high shcool and college classes, and that is no easy task. I also haven't had internet access at home, which has halted my udating also. I already have the next chapter completed, but unfortunatley I do not have my flash drive with me right now so I cannot update my story. I am so, so, so, so, so sorry for the wait you all have had to endure, and I promise I will get the next chapter posted as soon as a can.
I have created 3 polls. One of them is on my profile and the other two you will have to find. I hope you all decide to take them. They will determine what happens in my fanfic "Can You Say Weird?" Please take them.
You know you live in 2010 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.
15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.
Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.
Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.
Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.
Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.
Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.
Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.
Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best friends: Will laugh at you
Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.
Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
Can You Read This?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
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