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Joined 06-29-10, id: 2426017, Profile Updated: 12-13-11
Author has written 9 stories for Glee, Big Bang Theory, and Sherlock.

Hello, my name is Xander. I am a 16 year old queer boy who enjoys reading and writing stories about gay boys who are not actually gay. And some lesbians. But I really like to write about gay boys.

My fandoms include (but are not limited to):
- Sherlock
- Doctor Who
- Dollhouse
- Misfits
- Glee (guilty pleasure)
- The Hunger Games
- Harry Potter
- The Big Bang Theory
And lots of movies that I don't feel like remembering right now.

My list of fandoms grow constantly and I'm going to try to write more so expect a lot of stories. Or don't. I'm a procrastinator and probably won't write anything for months at a time.

Have fun, read, review, favorite.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The BreakUp by Concupiscence66 reviews
Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Just So You Know by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Alex struggles with telling the person he likes that he, well, likes them. It's stupid, because he isn't a coward, but he does hate rejection and social crap, so what is he supposed to do? Well, Charles has an answer. .:. Alex/Hank, a.k.a. Halex. oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
The Pon Farr Clause by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Unfortunately, Sheldon is no stranger to the evil animal instinct of arousal. So, through Leonard's own fault really , he has to help Sheldon overcome his baser desires. Explicit Shelnard Slash. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Basic Alchemy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Changing a handful of elements from one thing to another through miraculous scientific means; that is basic alchemy. But can the same principle apply to people as well? .:. Dave/Kurt, predicts for and occurs after 2x08. spoilers for 2x06 and 2x07. DONE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Can Make You a Man by Psychedelic-City reviews
"You're gonna poke me with a WHAT?" Kurt helps Sam rehearse for WMHS's production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Spoilers for RHGS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
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The Doctor and the Violin reviews
Doctor John Watson has a gun pressed to his head when he hears the most beautiful violin music that practically saves his life. Johnlock AU - WARNING: Drugs use and mentions of suicide
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fantasy reviews
John has found himself with some rather odd fantasies featuring his annoying flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Popsicle Blues reviews
Picture this; a hot summer day, Sherlock, and a popsicle. JohnxSherlock one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He Thought Wrong reviews
John Watson had kissed only one boy in his entire life and he was sure it would stay that way. Sherlock/John. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Amorousness Experiment reviews
Leonard is depressed and after revealing to Sheldon that it's because of an infatuation, Sheldon and Penny work together to figure out who it is. Sheldon/Leonard slash
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
I Know reviews
Dave and Kurt start having weekly meetings to discuss Dave's sexuality, but when Kurt and Blaine break up, things start getting weird. WARNINGS for briefly mentioned attempted suicide and crackyness. KURTOFSKY set during the summer of their Senior year.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Something New reviews
Dave Karofsky is an awkward gay jock being bullied by the fashionable and heterosexual glee club member Kurt Hummel. Kurtofsky switch fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Love You Much Better reviews
Dave could love Kurt so much better than that dapper pretty boy ever could. Crappy one-sided one-shot I did to quell my Kurtofsky fix. PS: this is one-sided Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
BiSensual reviews
Puck, like any boy, had his moments. Playing around with the idea of sexuality. Puckurt, Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete