Author has written 23 stories for One Tree Hill, Harry Potter, Primeval, Smallville, and 100.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
There's a ME in AWESOME.
I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying,
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, or into the occasional lamp post.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. (I have actually done that with a suitcase!)
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...
There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
You know you live in the 21st century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (LOL that was funny...)
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. (What's the point, they give you hints on the computer!)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. (hehehe)
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (hey im lazy)
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (if 'my boss is my mum, definitely)
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. (So true :D)
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. ( : )
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!
Female come backs (I love these, they are really funny!)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
This is weird, but interesting!
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Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
NO CHEATING!!!!! C'mon, it's in the good spirit of things!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Alright, answer time!
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
Fun, right? Do you know what my wish was? It was...
HA! Not telling! If you tell it won't come true, right?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXPECT THE PLOTLINES!
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