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Author has written 11 stories for Mario, Phantom of the Opera, Cow and Chicken, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.
Er, Hi. Stumbled upon my profile huh? Well, hi. Or should I say HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Name(s): Vanessa Osbourne, Vanessa Osbourne Randome, and Vanessa Insanity Delerious Interchangable Obscurity Telescope Osbourne.
Mystical Fanfiction/Imagination-Made Pets: Timmy (a walrus), Rufus (a really colorful, giant rooster that can fly and sing Glass Onion.), Trademark Audience (an audience I conjure every now and then), and Mr. Spikebutt (a Bowser Koopa plush toy I absolutely ADORE!).
Mystical Fanfiction/Imagination-Made Objects: Wand (made out of flubber and wood from the department store. Somehow magical. My bet is the flubber.), Enchanted Flying Big Wheel (I love this so much. IT IS FUN!), and Trademark Water Slide (a classic way to exit my reviews.).
I am the guardian of WALKMANLAND! A magical land that has towns based purely on MUSIC! And, maybe a few videogames and TV shows...
I love a lot of bands/singers from the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. I even like a few that are still playing now. (mostly bands like Green Day, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Counting Crows, ect.)
I also like Mario Brothers stories, especially ones that are LuigiXDaisy, or ones that have shyguys. (and even the occasional MarioXRosalina) I also like Fanboy and Chum Chum, Phantom of the Opera, Ed Edd & Eddy, Grim & Evil/Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and SpongeBob Squarepants stories (and songfics).
My favorite foods consist of:
I sometimes enjoy stories that make fun of baby-ish shows like Dora the Explorer, Seaseme Street, Teletubbies, Barbie, ect. It's usually just fun to get a laugh out of these types of stories. Yes, I AM that immature sometimes...:P
I am fond of many bands and singers, but some of my favorites are:
Well, that's alot of bands/singers. And you wouldn't want me to list all of my favorite songs either. OK. Please. Don't. Ask. You. Will. Regret. It. The. List. Is. So. Long. It. Would. Take. 2. Days. To. Get. Halfway. Through. It.
Rock is a favorite, but one of my recent loves is classical music. Mozart and Hayden and such. I thank the movies Amadeus and Phantom of The Opera for this. Gotta love classical...
Currently trying to make ideas for long, novel-like stories. Have a few in mind, but I gotta get finished with a certain series of novels that have become a worldwide hit... NO PREVIEWS! The idea's core feels to unique for me to reveal now. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE being random and being funny! RANDOM=FUNNY=FUN=SMILES=HAPPY=NACHOS=YES! This is what I like to call, the chain of life.
I think that Princess Daisy should be in a game with the Mario Brothers. Not as damsel in destress, but as a rescuer more or less. All she's been in is SML, and sports games. THAT'S IT!
OK, I got carried away. I do that too often. Oh well.
Man, right now I'm so glad I have peace- *Justine, Vanessa's OC enters.*
Justine: HI VANESSA!!! :D
Vanessa: Oh crap. Justine. This isn't a review or a story. This is a profile. Are you suposed to be here?
Justine: *insane smile. No seriously. IN.SANE.* Nope! I broke the rules JUST TO SEE YA!
Vanessa: Um. I, made those rules, and I made them for a reason.
Justine: Oh come on. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please...
(12 days later.)
Justine: Please. *Cough* pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
Vanessa: X_X *faints.*
Justine: oops. I said to many pleases...again... *sigh.*
Holy Crud! These are Oxymorons! I LOVE THIS POEM! (Found it on Wikipedia. Not mine!)
One fine day in the middle of the night,Two dead boys got up to fight,Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other,One was blind and the other couldn't see,So they chose a dummy for a referee.A blind man went to see fair play,A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"A paralysed donkey passing by,Kicked the blind man in the eye,Knocked him through a nine inch wall,Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,A deaf policeman heard the noise,And came to arrest the two dead boys,If you don't believe this story’s true,Ask the blind man; he saw it too!
Poetry is another thing that I love. You can probably tell by my 'book of Super Mario Galaxy 2 poetry' that I've posted here. I dunno how it happened, but somehow, I got in touch with my inner poet.
Conspiracy theories and coincidences are something I LOVE to explore. Ever since I read about the Paul McCartney is dead theory, I've LOVED trying to make up conspiracies, which often annoy others. Oh well...
I don't think I've ever seen real anime. If Pokemon counts, then okay, I have. But, I had no idea what the heck it was, and at one point, my friends' dad said the animation was called 'Japanimation', so, of course, I totally thought of it as that. Never read Manga.
10 Ways you know you're EXTREMELY obsessed with Fanboy and Chum Chum:
1. You've sometimes sang the Frosty Mart Song (From Jingle Fever) (Sadly, I've attempted to sing it as if it were an aria in an opera...)
2. You've fallen in love with one or more of the characters (I LOVE THEM ALL!)
3. You imagine yourself being in the FB&CC dimension (Oh yeah, LOADS of times...)
4. You quote characters off of the show (Yes, I quote them when I feel random. SERIOUSLY!)
5. You've called/heard someone call an ICEE a Frosty Freezy Freeze (Yup, got ICEEs, and someone blurted out 'WE HAVE FROSTY FREEZY FREEZES!)
6. You've made fic after fic about these guys (Ya want proof? *SCROLL DOWNETH!*)
7. Even when you're around people who positively hate/have no clue about the show, you talk about it with them. (My friends have only seen a few episodes, yet I STILL reference it!)
8. You've thought about/been one one of the characters for Halloween (I thought about it. Didn't happen.)
9. You've wanted to create some episodes for the show, and have even come up with ideas. (Fanboy of the Opera and The Wizard of Oz WILL BE EPISODES!!!)
10. Even when you've watched an episode over 9000 times, you STILL insist on seeing it again. (That's the way with me and Sigmund the Sorcerer.)
So, basically, I'M FREAKIN' OBSESSED WITH FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM! WHOO!
(UPDATE!) Okay, I was looking back on a 5th grade spelling notebook, and I found this really random set of quotes and/or sayings I'd written down when I had to use spelling and/or vocabulary words in sentences/writings. So, I thought I'd put some of them here! (Note: The underlined words are spelling/vocabulary words...)
1. Why, I will certainly certify your certificate, just give me your money. (2-1-10)
2. Ah, here come my replacement parents. Ooh, shiny. (2-1-10)
3. Alphabetical order sucks, just throw it in a pile. (2-1-10)
4. "They are replacing me with...MEXICANS!" said the Lou Dobbs doll. (2-1-10)
5. Oh, it's all hopeless now. We lost the Super Bowl. NOW WHAT?! (2-8-10)
6. You're just jealous that I'm more knowledgeable than a ninth grader. Now, help me spell "cat." (2-8-10)
7. I ain't courteous. I ain't even polite. *BURP* (2-12-10)
8. I scorched the million dollar rug. WHERE THE CRAP IS MY RAISE?!! (2-12-10)
9. I made a universal spectacle of myself, now I'm FAMOUS! (2-12-10)
10. The moral of the story is... ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE! (2-12-10)
11. I am suffering at this moment, trying to write some material people will LIKE! OH, I GOT IT! Pull my finger. (2-17-10)
12. I took out a loan for a penny, and now I have $100,000,000,000 in debt. I AM SO FLIPPIN RICH RIGHT NOW! (2-17-10)
13. That advertisement was in my dreams. How the crap did they do that?! (2-17-10)
14. They offered me a home. I told them "I HAVE $100,000,000,000 IN DEBT, SO LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M RICH!" (2-17-10)
15. Who was that stealing villain off of Dora? OH I KNOW! President Nixon! (3-3-10)
16. I demand to know WHO THE CRAP STOLE MY POP-TART! (3-3-10)
17. Professors are teachers who force you to get an A+. (3-3-10)
18. Goodbye everyone. Gotta get back to the government and scream at them for a half-hour. (3-3-10)
19. My principal says the basic principle of pleasure is...ICE CREAM! (3-10-10)
20. My customary lifestyle is being so muscular, you look like the Hulk's trainer's dad. (3-10-10)
21. WHOEVER THE CRAP STOLE MY PEPPERMINT BETTER BE READY TO BE BEATEN WITH MY RHYTHM STICK! (3-17-10)
22. Accountants SUCK! They get payed minimum wage, and get locked in the closet. Oh wait, that's the delivery boy. (3-17-10)
23. Goodbye. Our copyrights are now in the hands of Hall's Handkerchief factory. What a rip off. (3-17-10)
24. My friend James ran into the flames. Boy, what an idiot was he! (3-24-10)
25. Here's some newsworthy business; OUR TOWN IS BANNING DESSERT! I'm so depressed now. (3-24-10)
26. My friend James is now highly flammable. (3-24-10)
27. I spend my leisure time intruding on people's property. (3-31-10)
28. James likes scorching hot weather with little or no oxygen. (3-31-10)
29. A genuine biscuit costs $91,000,000. Sign me up for one! (4-21-10)
30. Though James the Man with Flames is human, he has no mortality. (4-21-10)
31. Flamin' Jame's automobile is a fireproof tricycle with flames painted all over it. Oh wait, those aren't painted, they're REAL! (4-21-10)
32. Recently, Flamin' James set my house on fire. All he was doing was just asking for sugar. (4-21-10)
33. Kindergarten is for children and childlike adults who won't GROW UP! (4-28-10)
34. Flamin' James is a fanatic of radioactive ghost peppers. Mmm...tastes like hot and glowy green. (4-28-10)
35. The object of the game is to tag Flamin' James...without catching on fire. (5-5-10)
36. It's no use. We can never separate flames from James. NOOOOO! (5-5-10)
37. Flamin' James will embarrass me if he makes me catch on fire. Flames are like, so 2 years ago! (5-5-10)
38. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! (get lost and close the door on your way out. I hate drafts.) (5-5-10)
39. "And furthermore," said James, "we should all adapt to being on fire. Now, BURN ALL OF YOU!" (5-12-10)
40. The Flamin' James committee is now working on a project that will ensure the right to be in flames, and the right to share those flames with everyone and everything. (5-12-10)
41. Flamin' James has stopped racism in the southern part of the U.S. because he threatens to burn people if they are not fair. (5-12-10)
42. Flamin' James fascinates many Harvard scientists. (5-19-10)
43. Victorious as he is, Flamin' James was once very desperate. That one time, he was not on fire.
44. Flamin' James will NEVER give up his freedom to be in flames. N-E-V-E-R! (5-19-10)
45. Flamin' James IS 100% perfect. (5-19-10)
Remember, I was in 5th grade when I wrote these, so if they don't make sense, that's pretty much why.
Okay, here's where I'm going to post links to videos my friends and I have made. You know, if you actually give a crud.
Wario Bros: Revenge!! Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros#p/a/u/0/_CjkLdTfaVQ
Wario Bros: Revenge!! Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros#p/a/u/0/Z_coJhJ85M0
My friends' Youtube channel is SuperDentBros. Mine is VanessaOsbourne (wow, so original.) I suggest you go to my friends. It's WAAAAY better than mine. Trust me there.
Link to my friends' channel (which, if you're a big Mario fan, I suggest you take a look at): http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros
Link to my channel (Warning: You will most likely be disappointed. Just warning you: there isn't much.): http://www.youtube.com/user/VanessaOsbourne
Ah, and here is one of those thingies where you write down like, 10 of your favorite characters, number them, imagine you're in contact with them, and answer the questions. HERE WE GO!
1. Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
1. What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
2. 3 walked into a room, then five seconds later, he/she ran out screaming very loudly. What runs throught your mind?
3. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
4. 5 cooked you dinner?
5. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
6. 9 made fun of your friends?
7. 10 Ignored you all the time?
8. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
9. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
10. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
11. You're about to do something that'll make you feel EXTREMELY embarrased. What will 5 do?
12. 7 is about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?
13. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
14.You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
15. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
16. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
17. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?
18. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you
19. Would 5 and 6 ever kiss?
20. 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
21. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
22. 8 thinks he.she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will
23. 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
24. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
25. Could 1 & 6 be sould mates?
26. How would you feel if 2 married 3?
27. Make up a summary of a 3/10 Fanfic.
28. What might 10 scream at in a moment of great passion?
29. How emo is 7?
30. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before?
32. 4 is asked to go on a date with 3. What's 4's reaction?
33. 9 & 1 fight. Who wins?
34. 1 & 8 team up to do both of their dreams? What are their dreams?
35. Would 2 trust 5?
36. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
37. 5 & 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study
38. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
39. 7 & 9 apply for a job. What job?
40. 8 gives 5 a haricut. Is that okay?
41. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
42. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
43. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
44. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
45. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
46. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
47. 7 won the lottery.
48. 8 has a big secret?
49. 9 became a singer?
50. 10 got a daughter?
51. How would 3 greet 4?
52. What would 4 envy about 5?
53. What dream would 5 have about 6?
54. What do 6 & 7 have in common?
55. What would make 7 angry at 8?
56. Where would 8 meet 9?
57. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
58. What would make 10 scared of 1?
59. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
60. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
61. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why
62. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Why did they gang up on him?
63. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
64. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
65. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
66. While they're camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
67. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale/ how does it go?
68. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue him/her. What happens?
69. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
70. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
71. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
72. 7 Kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it?
73. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
74. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at 9?
75. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survie. Does 6 save his/herself or 1?
76. 2 dares you to face a fear?
77. 6 was lying next yo you on a beach sleeping?
78. 7 confesses that they're part of you're family.
79. 7 asks 2 out on a date?
80. 5 reads one of your Fanfiction stories?
Eh, That's pretty much it. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!