Vanessa Osbourne
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Joined 06-30-10, id: 2426853, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 11 stories for Mario, Phantom of the Opera, Cow and Chicken, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.

Er, Hi. Stumbled upon my profile huh? Well, hi. Or should I say HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Name(s): Vanessa Osbourne, Vanessa Osbourne Randome, and Vanessa Insanity Delerious Interchangable Obscurity Telescope Osbourne.

Mystical Fanfiction/Imagination-Made Pets: Timmy (a walrus), Rufus (a really colorful, giant rooster that can fly and sing Glass Onion.), Trademark Audience (an audience I conjure every now and then), and Mr. Spikebutt (a Bowser Koopa plush toy I absolutely ADORE!).

Mystical Fanfiction/Imagination-Made Objects: Wand (made out of flubber and wood from the department store. Somehow magical. My bet is the flubber.), Enchanted Flying Big Wheel (I love this so much. IT IS FUN!), and Trademark Water Slide (a classic way to exit my reviews.).

I am the guardian of WALKMANLAND! A magical land that has towns based purely on MUSIC! And, maybe a few videogames and TV shows...

I love a lot of bands/singers from the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. I even like a few that are still playing now. (mostly bands like Green Day, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Counting Crows, ect.)

I also like Mario Brothers stories, especially ones that are LuigiXDaisy, or ones that have shyguys. (and even the occasional MarioXRosalina) I also like Fanboy and Chum Chum, Phantom of the Opera, Ed Edd & Eddy, Grim & Evil/Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and SpongeBob Squarepants stories (and songfics).

My favorite foods consist of:
Chocolate (Who doesn't)
Shrimp (MMMMM! I WANT SOME NOW! N-O-W NOW!)
Carrots (Like a bunny)
Nachos (YES!)

I sometimes enjoy stories that make fun of baby-ish shows like Dora the Explorer, Seaseme Street, Teletubbies, Barbie, ect. It's usually just fun to get a laugh out of these types of stories. Yes, I AM that immature sometimes...:P

I am fond of many bands and singers, but some of my favorites are:
Green Day (LOVE EM')
The Boatswains (my dad's AWESOME band)
The Beatles (of COURSE)
Edie Brickell & New Bohemians (They are AWESOME)
Queen (Totally)
John Lennon (WHY DID HE HAVE 2 DIE?!!!)
Paul McCartney (WINGSPAN RULEZ!!!)
Barenaked Ladies (Not really nude, just a name. JEEZE!)
Genesis (GO PHIL COLINS!)
Pearl Jam (Yellow Ledbetter being one of my favorite songs)
They Might Be Giants (Who doesn't love these guys?)
Weird Al Yankovic (POWER OF PARODY)
Michael Jackson (only when he was doing Thriller and Paul McCartney Duos)
Ozzy Osbourne (ROCK LEGEND AND THIEF OF JOHN LENNON'S LOOK)
Oasis (Yay, yet another British band gone 90's)
Cars (HEARD BUNCHES OF YOUR SONGS WHEN I WAZ LITTLE)
Carpenters (So calm, so peaceful)
Aerosmith (More Rock Legends)
Led Zeppelin (Yet another Rock Legend)
Dead Milkmen (FUNNIEZ SONGZ)
Earth, Wind, and Fire (Good, Jazzy Tunes)
Men At Work (Australians! SWEET)
Bee Gees (Barry Gibb Talk Show! YEA!)
Blind Melon (BEE GIRL BEE GIRL BEE GIRL)
Beach Boys (SURF THA WAVE)
Go Go's (WE GOT THA BEAT)

Well, that's alot of bands/singers. And you wouldn't want me to list all of my favorite songs either. OK. Please. Don't. Ask. You. Will. Regret. It. The. List. Is. So. Long. It. Would. Take. 2. Days. To. Get. Halfway. Through. It.

Rock is a favorite, but one of my recent loves is classical music. Mozart and Hayden and such. I thank the movies Amadeus and Phantom of The Opera for this. Gotta love classical...

Currently trying to make ideas for long, novel-like stories. Have a few in mind, but I gotta get finished with a certain series of novels that have become a worldwide hit... NO PREVIEWS! The idea's core feels to unique for me to reveal now. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE being random and being funny! RANDOM=FUNNY=FUN=SMILES=HAPPY=NACHOS=YES! This is what I like to call, the chain of life.

I think that Princess Daisy should be in a game with the Mario Brothers. Not as damsel in destress, but as a rescuer more or less. All she's been in is SML, and sports games. THAT'S IT!
I fell the same way about shyguys. You may have read my shyguy origination (and thought I was a lunatic to write such nonsense) and look at my avatar (actually, you cannot anymore. Stupid me...XD) to see that I favor the shyguy race. I like them, they just look kind of cute to me. They're like, little children or puppies or something pleading out "love me, someone rescue me from the loneliness."

OK, I got carried away. I do that too often. Oh well.

Man, right now I'm so glad I have peace- *Justine, Vanessa's OC enters.*

Justine: HI VANESSA!!! :D

Vanessa: Oh crap. Justine. This isn't a review or a story. This is a profile. Are you suposed to be here?

Justine: *insane smile. No seriously. IN.SANE.* Nope! I broke the rules JUST TO SEE YA!

Vanessa: Um. I, made those rules, and I made them for a reason.

Justine: Oh come on. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please...

(12 days later.)

Justine: Please. *Cough* pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Vanessa: X_X *faints.*

Justine: oops. I said to many pleases...again... *sigh.*

Holy Crud! These are Oxymorons! I LOVE THIS POEM! (Found it on Wikipedia. Not mine!)

One fine day in the middle of the night,Two dead boys got up to fight,Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other,One was blind and the other couldn't see,So they chose a dummy for a referee.A blind man went to see fair play,A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"A paralysed donkey passing by,Kicked the blind man in the eye,Knocked him through a nine inch wall,Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,A deaf policeman heard the noise,And came to arrest the two dead boys,If you don't believe this story’s true,Ask the blind man; he saw it too!

Poetry is another thing that I love. You can probably tell by my 'book of Super Mario Galaxy 2 poetry' that I've posted here. I dunno how it happened, but somehow, I got in touch with my inner poet.

Conspiracy theories and coincidences are something I LOVE to explore. Ever since I read about the Paul McCartney is dead theory, I've LOVED trying to make up conspiracies, which often annoy others. Oh well...

I don't think I've ever seen real anime. If Pokemon counts, then okay, I have. But, I had no idea what the heck it was, and at one point, my friends' dad said the animation was called 'Japanimation', so, of course, I totally thought of it as that. Never read Manga.

10 Ways you know you're EXTREMELY obsessed with Fanboy and Chum Chum:

1. You've sometimes sang the Frosty Mart Song (From Jingle Fever) (Sadly, I've attempted to sing it as if it were an aria in an opera...)

2. You've fallen in love with one or more of the characters (I LOVE THEM ALL!)

3. You imagine yourself being in the FB&CC dimension (Oh yeah, LOADS of times...)

4. You quote characters off of the show (Yes, I quote them when I feel random. SERIOUSLY!)

5. You've called/heard someone call an ICEE a Frosty Freezy Freeze (Yup, got ICEEs, and someone blurted out 'WE HAVE FROSTY FREEZY FREEZES!)

6. You've made fic after fic about these guys (Ya want proof? *SCROLL DOWNETH!*)

7. Even when you're around people who positively hate/have no clue about the show, you talk about it with them. (My friends have only seen a few episodes, yet I STILL reference it!)

8. You've thought about/been one one of the characters for Halloween (I thought about it. Didn't happen.)

9. You've wanted to create some episodes for the show, and have even come up with ideas. (Fanboy of the Opera and The Wizard of Oz WILL BE EPISODES!!!)

10. Even when you've watched an episode over 9000 times, you STILL insist on seeing it again. (That's the way with me and Sigmund the Sorcerer.)

So, basically, I'M FREAKIN' OBSESSED WITH FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM! WHOO!

(UPDATE!) Okay, I was looking back on a 5th grade spelling notebook, and I found this really random set of quotes and/or sayings I'd written down when I had to use spelling and/or vocabulary words in sentences/writings. So, I thought I'd put some of them here! (Note: The underlined words are spelling/vocabulary words...)

1. Why, I will certainly certify your certificate, just give me your money. (2-1-10)

2. Ah, here come my replacement parents. Ooh, shiny. (2-1-10)

3. Alphabetical order sucks, just throw it in a pile. (2-1-10)

4. "They are replacing me with...MEXICANS!" said the Lou Dobbs doll. (2-1-10)

5. Oh, it's all hopeless now. We lost the Super Bowl. NOW WHAT?! (2-8-10)

6. You're just jealous that I'm more knowledgeable than a ninth grader. Now, help me spell "cat." (2-8-10)

7. I ain't courteous. I ain't even polite. *BURP* (2-12-10)

8. I scorched the million dollar rug. WHERE THE CRAP IS MY RAISE?!! (2-12-10)

9. I made a universal spectacle of myself, now I'm FAMOUS! (2-12-10)

10. The moral of the story is... ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE! (2-12-10)

11. I am suffering at this moment, trying to write some material people will LIKE! OH, I GOT IT! Pull my finger. (2-17-10)

12. I took out a loan for a penny, and now I have $100,000,000,000 in debt. I AM SO FLIPPIN RICH RIGHT NOW! (2-17-10)

13. That advertisement was in my dreams. How the crap did they do that?! (2-17-10)

14. They offered me a home. I told them "I HAVE $100,000,000,000 IN DEBT, SO LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M RICH!" (2-17-10)

15. Who was that stealing villain off of Dora? OH I KNOW! President Nixon! (3-3-10)

16. I demand to know WHO THE CRAP STOLE MY POP-TART! (3-3-10)

17. Professors are teachers who force you to get an A+. (3-3-10)

18. Goodbye everyone. Gotta get back to the government and scream at them for a half-hour. (3-3-10)

19. My principal says the basic principle of pleasure is...ICE CREAM! (3-10-10)

20. My customary lifestyle is being so muscular, you look like the Hulk's trainer's dad. (3-10-10)

21. WHOEVER THE CRAP STOLE MY PEPPERMINT BETTER BE READY TO BE BEATEN WITH MY RHYTHM STICK! (3-17-10)

22. Accountants SUCK! They get payed minimum wage, and get locked in the closet. Oh wait, that's the delivery boy. (3-17-10)

23. Goodbye. Our copyrights are now in the hands of Hall's Handkerchief factory. What a rip off. (3-17-10)

24. My friend James ran into the flames. Boy, what an idiot was he! (3-24-10)

25. Here's some newsworthy business; OUR TOWN IS BANNING DESSERT! I'm so depressed now. (3-24-10)

26. My friend James is now highly flammable. (3-24-10)

27. I spend my leisure time intruding on people's property. (3-31-10)

28. James likes scorching hot weather with little or no oxygen. (3-31-10)

29. A genuine biscuit costs $91,000,000. Sign me up for one! (4-21-10)

30. Though James the Man with Flames is human, he has no mortality. (4-21-10)

31. Flamin' Jame's automobile is a fireproof tricycle with flames painted all over it. Oh wait, those aren't painted, they're REAL! (4-21-10)

32. Recently, Flamin' James set my house on fire. All he was doing was just asking for sugar. (4-21-10)

33. Kindergarten is for children and childlike adults who won't GROW UP! (4-28-10)

34. Flamin' James is a fanatic of radioactive ghost peppers. Mmm...tastes like hot and glowy green. (4-28-10)

35. The object of the game is to tag Flamin' James...without catching on fire. (5-5-10)

36. It's no use. We can never separate flames from James. NOOOOO! (5-5-10)

37. Flamin' James will embarrass me if he makes me catch on fire. Flames are like, so 2 years ago! (5-5-10)

38. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! (get lost and close the door on your way out. I hate drafts.) (5-5-10)

39. "And furthermore," said James, "we should all adapt to being on fire. Now, BURN ALL OF YOU!" (5-12-10)

40. The Flamin' James committee is now working on a project that will ensure the right to be in flames, and the right to share those flames with everyone and everything. (5-12-10)

41. Flamin' James has stopped racism in the southern part of the U.S. because he threatens to burn people if they are not fair. (5-12-10)

42. Flamin' James fascinates many Harvard scientists. (5-19-10)

43. Victorious as he is, Flamin' James was once very desperate. That one time, he was not on fire.

44. Flamin' James will NEVER give up his freedom to be in flames. N-E-V-E-R! (5-19-10)

45. Flamin' James IS 100% perfect. (5-19-10)

Remember, I was in 5th grade when I wrote these, so if they don't make sense, that's pretty much why.

Okay, here's where I'm going to post links to videos my friends and I have made. You know, if you actually give a crud.

Wario Bros: Revenge!! Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros#p/a/u/0/_CjkLdTfaVQ
This one's basically first in a two-parter movie about the Wario bros. getting revenge on the Mario bros. I voice Waluigi in it. We (me and SDB) hope to have Part 2 up soon.

Wario Bros: Revenge!! Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros#p/a/u/0/Z_coJhJ85M0
Part 2 is now up!!! Hope any of you who are going to watch this enjoy it!!! I'm still Waluigi.

My friends' Youtube channel is SuperDentBros. Mine is VanessaOsbourne (wow, so original.) I suggest you go to my friends. It's WAAAAY better than mine. Trust me there.

Link to my friends' channel (which, if you're a big Mario fan, I suggest you take a look at): http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros

Link to my channel (Warning: You will most likely be disappointed. Just warning you: there isn't much.): http://www.youtube.com/user/VanessaOsbourne

Ah, and here is one of those thingies where you write down like, 10 of your favorite characters, number them, imagine you're in contact with them, and answer the questions. HERE WE GO!

1. Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
2. Christine Daae (Phantom of the Opera)
3. Sigmund the Sorcerer (Fanboy and Chum Chum)
4. Daisy (Mario)
5. Cryptospridium 138 (Destroy All Humans!)
6. Rosalina (Mario)
7. Kyle the Conjurer (Fanboy and Chum Chum)
8. Violet Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
9. Orthopox 13 (Destroy All Humans!)
10. Meg Giry (Phantom of the Opera)

1. What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: *groggily.* Dude, if you're asking me to help you read that law book, then the answer is HECK NO! *falls back asleep.*

2. 3 walked into a room, then five seconds later, he/she ran out screaming very loudly. What runs throught your mind?
Me: *thinking He probably met up with a kraken he couldn't kill...or worse, A KYLE FANGIRL! *snickers.*

3. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
WHAT?! DAISY AND POX?! Wow, I NEED to lay off those Wonka Bars...XD

4. 5 cooked you dinner?
Meh, it's probably spiked with some kind of poison or other harmful substance...

5. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
I'd tell her to call for me ANY time she needs me, then try to kill COunt Olaf, since HE'S probably the one behind the incidnet.

6. 9 made fun of your friends?
I wouldn't be very surprised by this, but I'd still beat the living crap out of him. NOBODY INSULTS MY FRIENDS WITHOUT A GOOD BEATING!

7. 10 Ignored you all the time?
Probably 'cause she's so busy with ballet and such...PLEASE TALK TO ME MEG!!! DX

8. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Read up all he can about the serial killers, serial killers in general, and how to avoid them, then help me make a plan. ^.^ Thanks Klaus!!!

9. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Calms me with her singing, then begs Erik to help (which he does. ;D)

10. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Tickets to his next show.

11. You're about to do something that'll make you feel EXTREMELY embarrased. What will 5 do?
Probably mock me and find a way to make me do it even faster.

12. 7 is about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?
Klaus: *trying to be nice.* Uh, good for you, I guess.

13. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He'll probably turn the person dumping me into a toad, and then we'll celebrate by not bickering for ONE WHOLE DAY!!! YAY! :D

14.You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By inventing a bunch of cool equippment for me to use and insulting the other opponents when prep-talking me.

15. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Tell me my face is red, then start laughing wiht me.

16. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Um, ...Dunno. I guess it might be because we both like to read, and we have similar glasses...

17. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?
Me: Here's what you do: Dump the fop, then try singing to Pox and see if he instantly falls in love with you and your voice like Erik did. It'll most likely work XD

18. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you
get along?
Heck no! :P They're probably very rich, prestigious people (magic people, that is...), while I'm a random, wild muggle. I dunno how Sigmund would even start dating me in the first place!!!

19. Would 5 and 6 ever kiss?
They might. If they did, I'd have a HUGE squeeing-fit.

20. 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Ask her what the heck's gotten into her, snap her out of it...then get her to marry Crypto...^.^

21. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Aw crud. Here comes another session of smart aleck remarks..

22. 8 thinks he.she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will
you tell him/her?
I'd tell her she's out of her mind, and that she'll DEFINETALLY find someone...

23. 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Now I go find Crypto and kill him for spiking Pox's drink/food/??? with...whatever he spiked it with...

24. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Aww! You two are so cute!!! I'M CALLING SCIRVENER ELF TO HELP WITH THE WEDDING! :'D

25. Could 1 & 6 be sould mates?
...Maybe. :) It WOULD be sorta cute...XD

26. How would you feel if 2 married 3?
A bit odd..and jealous. Sigmund is MY Sorcerer...Oh God, did I just say that?!?!-_- YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!

27. Make up a summary of a 3/10 Fanfic.
Nobody ever thought Sigmund Z. Sorcerer would find love. Even he himself thought so. Until she came...

28. What might 10 scream at in a moment of great passion?
HE'S HERE! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! *shrugs.* Not 100% sure...

29. How emo is 7?
Where to start...:P

30. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before?
No, but hey, that might be sorta cute...a wizard and the mother
of the cosmos...aww! :D

32. 4 is asked to go on a date with 3. What's 4's reaction?
She'd probably giggle, pat him on the head kindly, then walk away.

33. 9 & 1 fight. Who wins?
Hard to tell. They both seem like they'd lose in a fight, but I'd probably have to say Pox. He'd use his pscychokinetic powers and PWN Klaus.

34. 1 & 8 team up to do both of their dreams? What are their dreams?
To get Count Olaf behind bars ASAP.

35. Would 2 trust 5?
Probably not. Unless he somehow puts her in a trance with his singing, which will happen when someone finds a fully matured walrus without tusks!!!
(And no, the tusks CANNOT be pulled out!!!)

36. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Meg turns around, stares at her, and both start laughing.

37. 5 & 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study
will they pick?
Together? Hmm... probably something that has to do with science (Klaus would be interested in that sort of thing, and Crypto would do it so it could help him destroy Earth...XD)

38. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Baby pheasant drizzled with gravy for the main meal, and starbits for dessert.

39. 7 & 9 apply for a job. What job?
Oh, I dunno, something that has to do with RULING THE WORLD!!! XD

40. 8 gives 5 a haricut. Is that okay?
...Crypto doesn't have hair...

41. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Probably not. He'll probably scare the crap out of her with details and such...and I doubt he's very good at sketching things other than weaponry and mechanical devices, so...

42. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
...I didn't know furons could blush. And I have no idea!!!

43. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
He'd quickly say he's very sorry, and she'd forgive him.

44. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Poor Poxy...he'd be PRETTY disturbed with the message Christine wrote to her "Raouly Bear"...XD

45. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
...Fail...XD

46. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
OH CRAP! Sorry Rosie! *hands her an invite and hugs her as an apology.*

47. 7 won the lottery.
Good for you Kyle! Now you can get yourself some clear braces, and everyone will stop calling your metal mouth behind your back-oops. Wasn't supposed to say that. :P

48. 8 has a big secret?
Lemme guess...you're the one who took apart my mp3 player and used many of the components in your latest invention...

49. 9 became a singer?
o.O Wow, just wow Pox. I'll have to schedule time when Crypto and I can come personally to your concerts and laugh our butts off at you while you're onstage...XD

50. 10 got a daughter?
She'd teach her ballet, just like her mom did with her. She'd be very caring as well...XD

51. How would 3 greet 4?
Sigmund: *appears from a fancy cloud of smoke and waves his hands around in a show-offy way.* It is I, Sigmund ze Sorcerer!
Daisy: Sup, dude!

52. What would 4 envy about 5?
Crypto's awesome weapons and adventures...XD

53. What dream would 5 have about 6?
Probably one about them falling in love after Crypto crashes onto the Comet Observatory...XD

54. What do 6 & 7 have in common?
MAGICAL POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!!!! XD

55. What would make 7 angry at 8?
If Violet used something of his in one of her inventions without permission. I doubt that would
happen though...

56. Where would 8 meet 9?
In an inventing lab, DUH!

57. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
His plot to become the saviour of the furon race. He's too prideful to have someone else
steal his glory!!! :D

58. What would make 10 scared of 1?
If she knew about how he injured a co-worker at a Lumbermill while under hypnosis...XD

59. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Actually...not that bad. In fact, they might find each other charming. This might ACTUALLY work!!!

60. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Violet helps Daisy cook Pasta Puttanesca and Sigmund puts on a small magic show.

61. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why
They were probably up late last night reading Percy Jackson, now they're bored and want to do something...XD

62. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Why did they gang up on him?
He flees to Milkweed. He was probably being a show-offy jerk...again.

63. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Christine: *concerned.* Ah, Klaus, are you okay? You haven't been eating too much Pasta Puttanesca, have you? (She'd be pretty disturbed...:P)

64. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Eh, knowing him, it might be so-so.

65. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Violet probably invents a trap to help capture small animals while Crypto blasts anything in sight.

66. While they're camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
Crypto uses his Zap-O-Matic to rid the world of Barney.

67. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale/ how does it go?
"Once upon a time, there was a poor, disfigured young boy who lived in a cage with some traveling gypsies..."

68. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue him/her. What happens?
Crypto reluctantly goes with, grumbling about the humiliation of being saved by a human.

69. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Eh, Sigmund basically teaches his "Dazzlers in Training" how to be showoffy magicians.

70. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
He's either cooking Pasta Puttanesca, or he let Sunny take over.

71. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Rosalina tries to calm down Violet, while telling Sigmund that she and he cannot be (RHYMING POWER!)

72. 7 Kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it?
Either the secret to recieving (awesome) furon mind powers, or Crypto's collection of deadly weapons...

73. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Crypto quickly finds out Pox is trying to get revenge on him for spiking his drink with...whatever he spiked it with, and yoga has NOTHING to do with his next mission.

74. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at 9?
Probably asks Erik to punjab Pox. Erik and Christine would then probably mourn Meg's death.

75. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survie. Does 6 save his/herself or 1?
She'd definetally put Klaus before herself, since she's so kind. Klaus would remember her all his life because of her sacrifice. :)

76. 2 dares you to face a fear?
Grr...okay fine Christine. But after that, YOU'RE gonna have to face your fear:having your father's portrait (Bob Daae; previously known as Gustave/Charles Daae) call you Bob Jr. while Joseph Buquet's ghost shaves your head bald.*evil grin.*

77. 6 was lying next yo you on a beach sleeping?
Poor Rosie...looking after Lumas contstantly must be hard...XD

78. 7 confesses that they're part of you're family.
HOLY CRAP! I'M RELATED TO A WIZARD?! Ah well, at least that explains why we bicker so much...XD

79. 7 asks 2 out on a date?
Erm, Kyle? That's the POTO equivalent to suicide...

80. 5 reads one of your Fanfiction stories?
Ah, he'd get bored with them, mock me in his reviews, then set out to do his next mission.

Eh, That's pretty much it. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

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I think the title is self-explanatory. No more submissions, we've done enough to poor Raoul.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Raoul - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Super Mario 64 DS CARA the Fanfic by aroramage reviews
What happens when a video game is adapted as a Choose A Random Adventure on a forum? What happens when the characters and the plot you knew change? What happens when there are more references made than ever in the original? Find out here!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Mario, Waluigi, Yoshi - Complete
RUN KYLE! RUN! And other Short Stories by Samantha1105 reviews
I decided to turn this into a short story collection for when random ideas flow into my head. I hope you all enjoy it!
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle, Fanboy
Truth or Dare with FBCC by Kat the Writer reviews
It's truth or dare time with the characters of Fanboy and Chum Chum! What crazy antics will the authoresses of doom bring for everyone? Who knows? Why, you do! The readers send in the truths and dares to use via reviews or PMs, so get sending!
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,648 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Dora: The Unabridged Version by Bird That Flies At Dawn reviews
"Map, get him." With a screech of, "CANDYLAND!" Map threw himself at the guard, knocking him out cold. "Thanks, Map," Dora said, grabbing her boxes of drugs and throwing them into the boat, quickly snatching the bottle of alcohol from Boot's hands. "Hey!" the drunk money shouted. Backpack suddenly and for no reason screeched, "Screw you! Screw you all!" CRACKFIC
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Demeter Entries by Superpear8 reviews
Demeter's diary of the events that happen centuries after the Odyssey. Persephone and Athena strike up an argument. Hilariousness follows. Or does it?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Demeter, Persephone
Crash Landing by Tie-grr reviews
Severus falls into the Black Lake in the middle of the Winter and it's up to Minerva to care for him.. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Being Christine by Secret Night Owl reviews
Would the story of the "Phantom of the Opera" be the same if Christine's personality was a wee bit different? I don't think so...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Christine, Erik
The Parody Of The Opera by PittsBurghFuzz reviews
This is a parody of the awesome stageshow. If you are unfamiliar with the genius team who made the stage show, and only saw the 2004 film which is also cool , then I suggest you go on the internet and check it out, so you familiar with it...ON HIATUS
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010
Fanboy and Chum Chum and Jessica Too by Jessica12357 reviews
Jessica and her family moves to Galaxy Hills, only to receive a note from a FB and CC. The next day not only does she find two new friends, she might've found her first boyfriend.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle - Complete
Dance Shoes: A Fanboy and Chum Chum Fanfiction by Comickazi13 reviews
Tessa's family has just moved into the neighborhood and she doesn't know where to turn. Back home, she'd have her dance studio and BFF Kaylee. But out here, there's only Fanboy.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Fanboy - Complete
What REALLY happened to Blue's clues by SpongeHarold23 reviews
You think it ended after golden clues,right? WRONG! Actually they planned one more eppy but they gave up. Chapter 4 is up!
Blue's Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009
The Weight of Words by Secret Night Owl reviews
First FanFic Ever! Antoinette Giry saves a young Erik from a traveling circus. After caring for Erik for a while, Antoinette learns how a few short words can change everything
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Madame Giry, Erik
Daisy and Mario's Reaction to Super Luigi Galaxy W by pinkvampireheroine93 reviews
What happens when Daisy and Mario find out Luigi saves Peach? Find out! Oneshot! Please review
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera Short Version by 1000th Ghost reviews
A short version of The Phantom of the Opera!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
I Love Mario by Listie The Scribe Maid reviews
Parody of "I Love Rocky Road". A tribute to Mario and is my personal opinon.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mario - Complete
This is what will happen if by crazyone256 reviews
This is what will happen if you do this.I do not own Phantom of the opera or Mythbusters. Edited, hopefully make more sense though i don't have any. XD I also down the rating a bit.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Carmelita Spats Writes A Paper by Ewbie Moons reviews
Carmelita, our favorite little spoiled brat, has to write a paper in school describing the house she'd like to live in when she grows up. I'm slowly running out of characters here, though, so the full summary's inside. T for mention of gays.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Carmelita S. - Complete
Return of the Kankers by ShutUp321 reviews
2 years before present day the Kankers left Peach Creek for Canada, now they're back in need to earn the Eds' trust so they can have a better childhood then the last time they were in Peach Creek
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edd, Marie
Love Never Dies by Blondebunny55 reviews
Little snapshots into Lily and James' life, mostly after Hogwarts. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Truth or Dare Marauders Style by jajajaja reviews
Sirius and James invite Snivellus and some other Slytherins to a friendly game of truth or dare. First House unable to complete a dare or to answer a truth loses! Who will be the victor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Severus S., James P.
Survivor Koopa Beach by TJBambi93 reviews
20 OCs made from Mario species are coming to play the game of Survivor and compete for 1 million dollars! Which one will outwit, outplay, and outlast the other 19 players? Rated T for language. The winner has been crowned!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,984 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Yoshi, Birdo, Dry Bones, Koopa Troopa - Complete
Phantom Phunnies and Parodies by DashofLesMis reviews
Ok so these are little bits of really phunny paraodies of phantom...mostly IMing I highly recommend you read this. :D anyways please R&R and enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Smells Like Wendy by Listie The Scribe Maid reviews
Parody of "Smells Like Nirvana" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. About that dumb castle in world 5 in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Wendy O. Koopa - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Awesome Logic by madasmonty reviews
"To prove I am not gay I will pretend to be gay for a week!" Draco/Harry multi-chaptered. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid by Negsutus reviews
What happens when Kyle decides to tell Fanboy straight what he feels about him? Well atleast what he wants to feel about him. Just a little Fluffy FanKyle oneshot.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Fanboy, Kyle - Complete
And Cream by DavidPresents reviews
Princess Peach isn't acting like her usual self. Can Mario rescue his damsel in distress? Rated for light bondage and a little suggestive content.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
15 ways to infuriate Hermione Granger! by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
15 ways to infuriate, exasperate or generally get on Hermione Granger's bad side. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Why you Never get Patrick Star Angry by Galexia the Chao reviews
This is what happens if you get Patrick Star really mad. Not meant to be serious or a crack fic. Rated T for chainsaws and stupid cans that don't open. ONE SHOT!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Patrick - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Phangirls by LePhantomessa reviews
Have problems telling if you're a true Leroux phan? Don't know what your fav pairing is? Can't decide which Phantom you like most - GB or MC? Then look no further. With this guide to POTO, you'll know in no time at all. List 2: MC Phans now up! Enjoy! R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010
The Little Voice by AWriterThatCan'tSpell reviews
Kyle is angry about how his life seems to be turned upside down by Fan boy every day. So when another incident gives him some one to talk to, can he let his true feelings out? Or will new feelings be uncovered? FanboyxKyle Rated T for yaoi
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
Koopalings Bios by Clamclones reviews
My option on the Koopalings.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Koopalings, Bowser Jr. - Complete
The Return of the Phantom by PittsBurghFuzz reviews
After the sucess of the 1925 Lon Chaney film, The Phantom of the Opera, Universal Studios wanted to do a seuqel with syncronized sound, which was to be released in 1928. That never happened. This is just a Phan-made version, a lover of the 1925 classic...CANCELED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010
Carl The Llama by Jelinzer reviews
He will eat your hand...watch out...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010
Olaf's Theatre Troup Randomness by PhookaUpsidedown reviews
Prepare your brains for complete retardatia as the Troupe...act stupid, like they do. Rated T for stuff I'm gonna add later.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Know Your Stars Harry Potter Version by Ohemmgeeit'sAlex reviews
The voice form the All That skit comes and interviews Harry Potter characters. The result? The characters getting really, really, annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P.
Untold Hero Luigi by Jac the Shadow reviews
Luigi must go back to the mansion to save Daisy. Can he do it?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Luigi, Daisy - Complete
Voldemort's Prank by dragonzap93 reviews
Want to know a word that bugs Lucius Malfoy. Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
The Double Dash Tounament by zeldamaster456 reviews
Bowser decided to make a Mario Kart tournament, but he changed the rules a bit. This time, there's 2 people per kart! So, Daisy wants to be with Luigi at all costs, Wario and Waluigi have a plan, and Peach tries to stay away from Bowser... Origin of MK:DD
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Mario, Bowser
Napoleon Dynamite's Adventures Flippin' Continue by FoShizzle reviews
UPDATE: Will be adding stories more rapidly now! Thank you everyone who wrote all the nice and helpful reviews, you were the inspiration to keep writing. Please continue to read and review! :D
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008
Parodys Craze Fest by Felidae-Fae reviews
A parody of the songs. Up first, a Nagging Erik, and a Not-listening Christine. Oh dear, what crazyness have i concocted?...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
50 ways to Kill Dolores Umbridge: Professor Style by jesuisnique reviews
Pondering life, Severus helps Minerva out and starts off a chain reaction that really shouldn't be in a story as paordic as this one. Maybe I'll write another story that involves this summary, one that actually fits, unlike this one. HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Riddle De Dee: The Voldemort Musical by Elysian III reviews
Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. He just wanted to rule the world - is that too much to ask? Instead, he has to deal with incompetant Death Eaters, pitchy high notes...and don't forget about crazy Bellatrix Lestange! You know the story...or do you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Common Sense by Purple-Spider reviews
Yaya! My first story, Hope you all like it. :D OC/Fanboy OC/Kyle
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Fanboy, Kyle
Chubby Bunny by BuzzCat reviews
Minerva. Severus. House rivalry. Marshmallows. Is there something missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Ron and Malfoy Have Gone Insane! by xoneworldx reviews
I know. Lame title. But once you read this, you'll know why. Just read it. It's...random. Not recommended to people who can't handle any type of randomness. T for mild swearing and drug content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Sweeney Todd and the Top 8 Surveys of Myspace by teamprentiss reviews
I thought it would be interesting to have Sweeney characters take top eight surveys. Let's hope I was right. Bumped the rating up to T for Lucy's chapter, just to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009
What the by SUPAfan reviews
Kyle's super happy! Chum Chum's loving YO! BOOG IS WORKING AND LENNY'S NOT! WHAT HAPPENED WHILE FANBOY WAS GONE! Oneshot, some ChumChum X Yo
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Fanboy - Complete
Memoir of a Moaner by RaeRurounifan reviews
The thing is, it’s so hard to live your afterlife in the girl’s bathroom. - Slightly humorous and melancholy twist on Moaning Myrtle's story. Myrtle launches into her memoir with the same enthusiasm she uses to terrorize lost first years. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Myrtle - Complete
Safety by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Johanna sneaks out of her bedroom one afternoon and finds a poem on the Judge's desk of his study. What will happen when she reads it? Will it change her thoughts about him?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Johanna B., Judge Turpin - Complete
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem by HikaruWolf reviews
Part of the Many Adventures Of Green Day. Oneshot. Crack. Green Day go to see a movie and meet My Chemical Romance.... this can't be good
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Johanna and the Ballet by MireiLovett1846 reviews
For a Christmas gift, Johanna asks to attend the ballet touring in London. Set four years prior to the events of the film. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Johanna B., Judge Turpin - Complete
The Looney Mishap of the Luna Lovegood Sorting by Pink Bismuth reviews
"There's nothing hidden in your head the Sorting Hat can't see, so try me on and I will tell you where you ought to be." said the Sorting Hat one year. Unfortunately for the Hat simply because you can see doesn't mean you'll always understand. *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sorting Hat, Luna L. - Complete
The Box by MireiLovett1846 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is out Christmas shopping and finds the perfect gift for the Judge... My first try at Turplovett! One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin - Complete
The Revised Reptile Room by Paper Thief reviews
Olaf accidentally cuts his own leg off, Mr. Poe drives a purple Mini, Uncle Monty doesn't know he's in a parody, and Random's cousin hijacks the story.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,248 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Harry Squarepants by SailorBoo reviews
A mix of Harry Potter and the Spongebob theme song.
Crossover - Harry Potter & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Challenge by Story Writing Guy reviews
Crypto starts to get bored of killing humans. How will he solve this problem? Read and review!
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
The Badly Written Beginning by Paper Thief reviews
The first in a series of parodies, in which the Baudelaires grow beards, Count Olaf dances, Mr. Poe talks like a gangster, words get misspelled, and the fourth wall is broken mercilessly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Do, Re, Mi by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Just because his father is in love with Peach does not mean Ludwig has to approve. But maybe he'll suffer his own change of heart soon enough. Inspired by ebtwisty9's "Change of Heart".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ludwig Von Koopa, Peach - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by Awkward Frenchie reviews
Anthony hears a mysterious ticking noise..."Hope. Hope. Anthony Hope." R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Phantom Stereotypes by VampPhan reviews
It's a poem about something we're all guilty of. Don't try to deny it. Please read and review, but most importantly, take action with this idea, and spread the word.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Facts about Mario's enemies that might not be true by Killed by a Goomba reviews
Random facts about Mario's enemies that are probably not true.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008
Everything Fine In 2005 by OnlyALittleMad reviews
A poem for fans of the 2005 movie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Uncut Version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by phantomoftheopera111 reviews
A script I was working on about what really could have happened at the chocolate factory.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008
Our Trip to DisneyWorld or Barney the Stalker by belasgrl reviews
Barney keeps following a character I made up. She goes to Erik and Christine for help. The result? A trip to DisneyWorld! Reviews are MUCH appreciated!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Conversation and Reflection by mistseeker reviews
SS/LL Severus reflects on him and Luna... Written for a friend on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Million Galleons by Betta329 reviews
After Lily's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, the Marauders go to great lengths to cheer her up. Inspired by the song "If I Had a Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies Feedback appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The User’s Guide & Manual for 1971 Original Wonka by Orchisse reviews
Thank you for ordering your very own 1971 Gene Wilder Wonka Unit! If you carefully read and follow the information so very kindly given to you in this user guide, then no problems whatsoever should ensue. Do enjoy.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Voldie's Dance Dance Revolution by NO-SOOP-FOR-YOU reviews
What happens when the Dark Lord Voldemort decides to put an ad in the Yellow Pages for Voldemort's Dance Party? Read on and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006
Blue And Nerdy by b00n0se reviews
A parody of Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Plan 9½ from Outer Space by SilverStar186 reviews
If Zim thought that Dib was annoying, what will he think of his new challenger, Crypto, in his quest to take over the Earth? Invader Zim & Destroy All Humans crossover! Possibly the 1st!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006
Lullaby of the Bells by 13 o'clock Erik reviews
Claude Raines Phantom. EriqueChristine Super fluffy fluff. An alternatedeleted scene at the end of the 1943 version. Fluff fluff fluff.... And angsty death...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Parody of the Opera by AnEveningofJazz reviews
A hilarious parody of the movie. Well, hilarious to me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Practising My French by hairymclary reviews
Takes place during GoF. Oneshot. I have a twisted sense of humour. Yes, it's Draco MalfoyxFleur Delacour!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Draco M., Fleur D. - Complete
In by Backroads reviews
We all know it could happen... what happens when the latest trend changes a certain lady's allignment?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Esme S., Count O. - Complete
The Nightmare in Ponyville by Belladonna Dwale reviews
Work in Progress! Gimpy is a Gothic pony in Ponyville who doesn't seem to get along with all the other ponies. Chapters finished: 3 of 6. Chapter 3 is up as of 1017. The PG-rating is for language.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
Angel of Muzak by Tam Lynne reviews
Carlotta may have her flaws, admittedly, but not even the worst of prima donnas deserves this . . .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/24/2004
Crazy! by moon-lit-night22 reviews
Random things happen...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2004
The Marauders Play Dance Dance Revolution by PadfootPrints reviews
The Marauders are introduced to an arcade game called Dance Dance Revolution. Who will prove to be the best dancer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Munchy's Escape by LSFRD reviews
A My Little Pony poem I wrote. R&R.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2003
slightly rewritten ending of weber's phantom by L.M.T.G reviews
insanity! carlotta falls through the floor,raoul's new nickname is poodle boy! slightly ooc...definatly strange.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2003
The Beatles/Harry Potter by dracos lover reviews
Harry and Co. are obviously obbsessed with the Beatles. This is 4 Beatle and Harry Potter loving peeps!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2002
The Unforeseen Circumstances of Blue and Steve by Miraculous5 reviews
Blue and Steve answer some questions and create a few stranger ones. *~*Please tell me what you think!!*~*
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2001
A parody from Green Day's "Time of Your Life" by Maylin Sephiroth Priestess reviews
Self-explanitory.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2000
Ennnnnd by Peter W. Guerin reviews
A "Cow and Chicken" song parody sung to the tune of "Ends" by Everlast.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/1999
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Le Parody de l'Opera: 2004 Edition YES! reviews
As many have done before, this is a little parody of the 2004 movie Phantom of The Opera. Made for laughs, giggles, smiles, and smirks! So, don't take it seriously. Rated just for safety. FLAMES WELCOME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
Pointless Adventures of Mario and Co reviews
Random, funny "adventures" that basically have no point other than to entertain and make you laugh. You've seen those, right? Well, watch as they unfold in the Mushroom Kingdom, and how they affect the lives of Mario and Co. Rated for safety.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
Random Phantom Phunnies reviews
Hey hey! It's a book of random phantom phunnies! What senseless craziness will occur? What odd insanities will commence? FIND OUT!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
Vanessa's Book of Fanboy and Chum Chum Poems reviews
Just like SMG2, this will be a collection of poems about places, objects, characters, ect. from Fanboy and Chum Chum.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010
Vanessa's Book of Super Mario Galaxy 2 Poems reviews
A collection of poems I created about Super Mario Galaxy 2 Characters, Objects, Events, ect.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
My True Feelings reviews
Just a little drabble-ish story about how Yo and Kyle REALLY feel about each other. Flames welcome.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Kyle, Yo - Complete
Cow's Dream World reviews
What the title says. Cow has a little dream of jesters and dancing stuffed animals. Just a cute little oneshot about our favorite cattle-character and her own dream world! Not completely aimed at humor. Flames Welcome!
Cow and Chicken - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Desdemona: Fanboy, Chum Chum, & Kyle's New Friend reviews
One day, a girl that says she's from a realm called "The Mushroom Kingdom" arrives at Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Kyle's school. Kyle/OC and maybe some Fanboy/OC and/or Chum Chum/OC. CHAPTER NINE NOW UP!
Crossover - Mario & Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kyle
YIPPEE! A FRIGGEN RANDOM DAY! Woot! reviews
Oneshot: It's just a random day for Mario and Luigi. Yups, full of weird happenings and oddness. Warning: Not for people who hate random fics. Rated for weirdness and I guess for saftey.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Mario, Luigi
The Story Behind Bowser reviews
Ever wonder how our fat ugly tyrant came to be who he is now? If so, get ready to be surprised. If not, uh, here's a free lollipop.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bowser - Complete
Shy Guys: Their Story and Their New Queen reviews
Just a oneshot about shy guys. Their past and their new queen! Special appearance, ME! Lousy Summary, but please R&R. Please don't flame, but constructive criticism welcome and appreciated!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Enemies - Complete