Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Legend of Korra, and Little Red Riding Hood.
Alrighty then. Sooooo, my story has been taken down. If you want to know where it is PM me and I'll first tell you why I had you PM, don't worry no stalking here I just don't need certian someones alerting other certain someones that I'm posting this on their website, and I'll also tell you where it is. My reviewers will be the first to know though.
Love isn't moral or immoral. It just is.
I got a Pottermore account!!! Look me up my pen name is CrimsonNimbus21964, I'm in Slytherin!
Let me see...
I love series, movie series, book series, TV series, you name it I'll love it if it's a series.
My favorite books are:
The Harry Potter series
The Twilight series (Go Edward)
The Last Dragon Chronicles (I love you David)
My favorite movies are as followes:
The Harry Potter series
I don't like the Twilight movies as much as the books, the Harry Potter movies though, they are some works of art. I love all Italian food. Yum! My life consists of Eating, reading, sleeping, texting my friends, and camping.
My playlist consists of:
Ke$ha, Daniel Powter , Lady Gaga , Katy Perry , Aly & AJ , Maroon 5 , Jason Mraz , The All-American Rejects , Beyonce , 3Oh!3 , Sublime , Boys Like Girls , Paramore , Plain White T's , The Ready Set , Jay-Z , Selena Gomez & The Scene , Uncle Kracker , Brad Paisley , Eric Church , Luke Bryan , Big & Rich , Craig Morgan , The Band Perry , Gloriana , Tim McGraw, Sugarland , Miranda Lambert , Taylor Swift , Keith Urban
Lovely Crap nobody cares about but will read anyway:
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, 91698padfoot
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
-If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules., Aangs Fangirl1214, aldericon, Summer Sweetheart, 91698padfoot
-If you support Kataang, copy and paste this into your profile !
-If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you hate copying and pasting these stupid things into your profile, copy and paste this... wait...
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Quotes (that I found on someone else's profile but I thought they were hilarious)
“You’re thinking in Japanese! If you must think do it in German” – Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)
“Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health!” – Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
“And what’s the real lesson? Don’t leave things in the fridge.” – Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
“I just love the smell of C4 in the morning.” – Ling Ling (3X3)
“If you die, I’ll kill you!” - Zoro (One Piece)
“We just witnessed a classic example of misplaced rage; I believe the technical term is being an ass.” – Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket)
“Thank you, Fuck you, the villain has arrived – Ladd Russo (Baccano!)
“Sometimes, I hate being me; then I smile because I’m not you.” – T-shirt
“It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip ‘em the bird.” – Anon
(This one is mine) "Don't ask questions. They aren't ment to be answered."
'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.' ..
Quotes (Of my own this time)
"Guys are just like girls, except there boobs are in the wrong place."
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
"I just broke uo with someone and she said 'You'll never find someone like me again' and I thought I sure hope not, if I didn't want you why would I want someone like you."
"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."
"I'm like the internet except Al Gore didn't invent me."- Tony Dinozzo
"Young men what to be faithfull; and are not. Old men what to be faithless; and cannot."
"Everyone has photographic memory. Some don't have film."
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Did you know...?
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, there was an article about a motorcyle that crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Post this if you cried when Harry looked into the Mirror of Erised.
Post this if you cheered for Molly Weasley for killing Bellatrix Lestrange.
Post this if you cried when Sirius Black died.
Post this if you're going to cheer when Neville shows up.
Post this if you're going to sob you're eyes out when Tonks,Remus, Fred, and Colin dies.
This is the difference between Twilight and Harry Potter. Twilght does not touch any moral vaules, all Twilight is just a bunch of teenagers in lust. Harry Potter has many moral values, in Harry Potter, love is not only between husband and wife, its for the love of a child. Harry Potter has bought many to tears, what has Twilight done besides drive teenage girls into obbession with a controlling, sparkly, boyfriend?
Read this cause it's very true!!!
You say Twlilight
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
1. Grab the nearest book, turn to page 81 find line 4.
had to construct, and it
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The fan above me
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2 days ago, I was going to a Sea Wolves game (Baseball)
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The profile of madamekittycat
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, a tank top, and a shawlish like thing.
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
pictures, a clock, candle holders, decrotive shovels
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A chair for my desk cause currently mine doesn't have a back to it.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hate people sometimes.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
rid the world of sickness, cause right now I'm kinda sick and feeling really crappy.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
What about him.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hermione, Ginny, or Elizabeth
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
James, Harry, or Ronald
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I plan to have a house in at least half of the worlds countries!
List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
7. Mrs. Black
11. Lucy Malfoy
1.have you read a six eleven fic? do you want to?
George and MALFOY!? Heck no that really wrong!
2. do you think four is hot? how hot
Ron has the potential.
3. what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
It would be the strangest most conflited child in the world! (Sirius and Bellatrix)
4.can you recall fics about 9
Never read any of them but I've seen many
5.would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
George and Dumbledore. Hmm... possibly, I suppose.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? why?
Fred/Voldemort or Fred/Petunia? Both are wrong, very, very wrong!
Female Character? Ginny Weasley
Male Character? Fred Weasley
Professor? Professor McGonagall
Death Eater? Snape
Magical Creature? Hippogriff
Spell? Confundus Charm
Quote? "Ahem- just a few more words now that we're all fed and watered." Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Movie? Goblet of Fire
Hogwarts House? Gryffindor
Place? Great Hall/ Astronomy Tower
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
THE WORLD’S “THINNEST” BOOKS
STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED by Elizabeth Taylor
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Group Of Characters?
Accio, because Im lazy.
Hmm, I don't know
Obviously Fred and Georges shop!
I love them all!
Anything that is not canon, besides Neville/Luna
Borgin ang Burkes
Lockhart and Umbridge, it's a tie.
Couples? What Do You Think?
No thank you
Most definatly not!
No thank you, had enough of her in the 6th book...
Hermione would murder him if I hadn't gotten around to it yet!
A crush and no more
That's distgusting and I have no clue why these are sooo popular!
Could be but not quite
She would murder him if James hadn't gotten to him 1st
Could be but better as friends
I don't like Malfoy but, no this wouldn't work
Hell no hosepipe
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Hermione I guess
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Fire Whiskey (I made ButterBeer and it was really sweet at first, then disgusting)
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Knockturn Alley(you can get to Diagon Ally from it)
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Depends if the Daily Prophet has come to its senses
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Barty, he dies
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite?
I might have...
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Yup, but it has nothing to do with Harry Potter
What was it?
What if medicine is just a scapegoat. What if sickness is all in our heads and so is recovery. Idk maybe I'm crazy.
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Nope, people are painfully aware of it.
Did it/ Does it work?
Nope cause I don't try.
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
I dressed up as Hermione.
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Nope but thats cool
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
No but thats weird
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
Nope. Potters always go for the red-heads.
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Do you like to write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yep, the beans and the gum
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Posters, lots and lots of posters(I got a poster book) movies, books, bookmarks...ect.
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
No! I would like one!!!
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione in everything especially brains
Do You Agree With This?
never thought about it
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Idk about supportive...
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
The scene when Hermione oblivates one of the Death Eaters
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Uh YES!!! My family hates it
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Nope, but I want to have on
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Maybe, it might be funny
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Starting to yeah
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Not even close!
Here is a Small Fact
You are going to die.
(That was my quote of the day from The Book Theif, it was almost the first thing you read in that book and I loved the randomness of it! I suggest you read the book as well as I Am the Messenger, which is by the same author.) DONE!!! (for now)
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from fictionpress.net), Slythindorclaw Hybrid, 91698padfoot
NCIS: Gibbs Rules
1.Never let suspects stay together/Never screw (over) your partner
2.Always wear gloves at a crime scene
3.Don’t believe what you’re told. Double check/Never be unreachable
4.The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one person—if you must. There is no third best.
5.You don’t waste good.
6.Never apologize—it’s a sign of weakness.
7.Always be specific when you lie.
8.Never take anything for granted
9.Never go anywhere without a knife.
10. Never get personally involved with a case.
11. When the job is done, walk away.
12. Never date a co-worker.
13. Never involve a lawyer.
Rule 15: Work as a team.
Rule 16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
Rule 18: It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission
Rule 22: Never ever bother Gibbs in interrogation
Rule 23: Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live.
Rule 27: There are two ways to follow someone
1) They never notice you
2) They only notice you.
Rule 35: Always watch the watchers
Rule 36: If it feels like you’re being played, you probably are.
Rule 38: Your case, your lead.
Rule 39: There’s no such thing as coincidence
THE FORTIES ARE FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY!
Rule 40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule 44: First things first: hide the women and children
Rule 45: Clean up your own mess.
Rule 51: Sometimes you’re wrong.
A slap to the face is an insult—a slap to the back of the head is a wake up call—Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
Unspoken Rule 1: You do what you have to for family!
Nineteen Years in the Making
So, here's how it works:
OPENING CREDITS- Disturbia (Rihanna)
WAKING UP- Bullets In the Gun (Toby Keith)
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL- Fences (Paramore)
FALLING IN LOVE- I'll Be (Edward McCain)
FIGHT- Come on Get Higher (Matt Nathenson)
BREAKING UP- Blown Away (Carrie Underwood)
PROM NIGHT- One More Drinking Song (Jerrod Neiman)
DAILY LIFE- My Name Is (Eminem)
MENTAL BREAKDOWN- I Go Back (Kenny Chesney)
DRIVING- Skyscraper (Demi Lovato)
FLASHBACK- Roll Away Your Stone (Mumford and Sons)
GETTING BACK TOGHTHER- You Shook Me All Night Long (ACDC)
WEDDING- Use Somebody (Kings of Leon)
BIRTH OF CHILD- Speed of Sound (Coldplay)
FINAL BATTLE- Cost of Living (Rodney Dunn)
FUNERAL- Tragedy (Christina Perri)
END CREDITS- Bubbly (Colby Caleit)
The Harry Potter Pledge
If I get a facial scar, I'll think of Harry Potter
And if my brothers take all control I'll think of Ron Weasley
If my hair is like a bush I'll think Hermione Granger
Or if I feel too overworked I'll think of poor Dobby
And if I feel just like a snoot I'm Draco Malfoy that day
If I am simply just a hoot I'm Hedwig all the way
If I feel way too wise and old I'll think of Dumbledore
Or I'll be dear old Neville L Any time I snore
I'll think of Hagrid every time The food is just too bad
And Voldemort will fill my mind Whenever I am mad
My blood will run gold every time That I am truly brave
Or I'll be a Marauder When I simply can't behave
Severus Snape will be my guy When love is complicated
And I'm Delores Umbridge When I am simply hated
Hogwarts is my only home Until I'm cold and dead
And when I put down one of the books It won't be left unread
I pledge my life to Harry Potter And the magic world around
Because JKR has touched my life And to Harry James Potter, I am bound
HOW HARRY POTTER FANS DIFFER FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
Normal People: Fear the name of the Shakespeare play "Macbeth" HP Fans: Fear the name "Voldemort"
Normal People: De-weed a garden HP Fans: De-Gnome a garden
Normal People: Think time travel is impossible HP Fans: Go to Hermione if they want proof of a time turner
Normal People: Compete in the FIFA World Cup HP Fans: Compete in the Triwizard Tournament
Normal People: Gather into groups because of natural disasters HP Fans: Gather into groups because of Lord Voldemort
Normal People: Cry when a childhood pet dies HP Fans: Cry when Dumbledore dies
Normal People: Think that no one can come back to life HP Fans: Know people can if they have a Horcrux
Normal People: Don't have this on their profile HP Fans: MUST Have this on their profile Copy and paste this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!
Cute enough to make you look twice,
Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be pretty.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)
Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan)
Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),
Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly),
Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!),
House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley),
Kittykate1798 (Nico di Angelo from PJO),
Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever (Leo from HOO, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson before he became my half-brother, and Puck from Sisters Grimm even though he's obviously Sabrina's. Oh, and Iggy from Maximum Ride. :))
Queen of Air and Darkness (Fred/George Weasley (I can never tell the difference) Nico di Angelo from PJO, Ash from Iron Fey Series (even though I accept that he's Meghan's. Unfortunatly. Sigh.) Puck from Sisters Grimm (curse you Sabrina!) Fang from Maximum Ride (it better be Fax, not Mylan!), Patch from Hush, Hush, Cam from Fallen, Anubis from the Kane Chronicles, Kartik from the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, The Mystery Keeper (Puck, Mustardseed and Peter Pan from Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson, Peeta Mallak, TPJS and HEAPS more...),
TheCursedOne (Anubis, Nico Di Angelo, Artemis Fowl, and Apollo (from PJO)),
Jessica682 (most characters from HP ;))
91698padfoot: Harry Potter, (Young) Sirius Black, Edward Cullen, Zuko, Aang, Finn Hudson, Patch Cipriano, Artemis Fowl, Mike Ross, Harvey Specter, Auggie Anderson, and probably many others that I simply can't remember!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), Jessica682 (USA) 91698padfoot(USA)
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
Children: You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. You spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
I use to have a handle on life, but it broke.
A penny saved is a government overlook.
My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
Stop being so stupid... It's my turn.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Junk is something you've had for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
There are three kinds of people; Those who can count, and those who can't.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so great either.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Procrastinate? Who procrastinates? It's called 'waiting for the opportune moment.'
I might be a genius, but I'm not that stupid.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the power.
Sarcasm helps you keep from telling people what you really think of them.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
(I know I know! If you've made it this far down my profile (Bless you!) then you're probably saying 'you already have this!' but this one is longer and has some new ones that I like and I don't feel like taking the other one down.)
FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and leave you be.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile.
If you have had converstations with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, pooka14, Lilith G. Astrol,LizE112, 91698padfoot,
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-Girl, Crazy4Moony, pooka14, Lilith G. Astrol, LizE112, 91698padfoot,
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
I have been diagnosed
Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs
1. How does the world see you? Hedwig's Theme
2. Will I have a happy life? Rhythm of Love (Plain White T's)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Even If It Breaks Your Heart (Eli Young Band)
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Only You Can Love Me This Way (Keith Urban)
5. How can I make myself happy? Smile (Uncle Kracker)
6. What should I do with my life? We Cry (The Script)
7. What is some good advice for me? 5-1-5-0 (Dierks Bently)
8. How will I be remembered? How to Save a Life (The Fray
9. What is my signature dancing song? Country Music Jesus (Eric Church)
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Hollywood (Micheal Buble)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Dog Days Are Over (FlorenceThe Machine)
12. What song will play at my funeral? Recover (Natasha Bedingfield)
13. What type of men/women do you like? Someone Else Calling You Baby (Luke Bryan)
14. What is my day going to be like? One More Night (Maroon 5)
15. What will tomorrow bring? Life After You (Daughtry)
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