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Joined 06-30-10, id: 2427094, Profile Updated: 02-19-14
Author has written 11 stories for South Park, and Harry Potter.

My name is Janine.

Update!! 2/10/14

I'm working on BMITM again. I know, I never thought it would happen either. Honestly, I just hated it. But I reread what I have so far, and I've decided it's worth picking up again. I want to continue Sticks and Stones, but I never outlined it or anything and I honestly don't remember what it was supposed to be about. Also, another Crenny high school fic coming up, but I don't know when that will be. I want to wait until it's almost done to start posting so that I can update quickly.

Current Stories:
Beside Me in the Morning
Sticks and Stones
Practical Applications of the Scientific Method - coming soon?

Completed Stories:
When You Have Everything to Lose - My first SP ff ever!
Fall Back

One Shots:
The Price of Honesty
One One Condition
Pop Your Cherry
Love The One You're With - If I'm allowed to say so, this is kinda delightful. If you want something light-hearted.
Kill Kenny
First Time - I'm, like, super proud of this story. If you were to read just one of my one-shots, I'd want it to be this one. Just saying.
Public Display of Affection - My first and probably only Harry Potter fic I will ever write.

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Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Show Must Go On by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny is a rentboy living a nightmare. Butters returns to South Park to take care of his mother. Their worlds collide and chaos ensues. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,977 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Same Stuff As Stars by sparly503 reviews
Craig's always watching and never there and Kenny sees the stars.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Bright Lights and the Big City by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny and Butters find themselves running away from home on the exact same night, at the exact same time, on the exact same bus. Now what?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
For Daws To Peck At by Bialy reviews
Most kids in his class hate Drama, and Kenny's no different. Shame his life is so God damn full of it. Crenny and Candy interlinked with a production of Othello. Ongoing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T.
The Return of Professor Chaos by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Butters is quite uncertain as to why Kenny is taking such an interest in him... and is quite surprised to realize that he sort of enjoys Kenny's company. Slash like whoa. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,522 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
My Heart's Been Wasted On You by MyNameIsDoodle reviews
When a heart is broken can it ever be fixed? Kenny's asking himself the same question. Will someone fix it for him or will he have to do it himself? SLASH. ON HIATUS.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Explain This! by iluvFLuffee123456 reviews
Craig really wonders about Kenny sometimes. R&R plz
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Hell In A Handbasket by Holly Hillocks reviews
"This is what you think about when you don't pay attention in class?" Kenny asks, brow raised. "No, these are the things I think about when I catch Stan checking out Kyle's ass." Crenny Craig/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Always There by xXCarlaLouiseXx reviews
An old friend returns from the dead to help Craig find happiness, but will he be able to let go of his past in order to save his future? Multiple Craig pairings and ChristophexTweek. Eventually Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,433 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Guess by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Who would've thought being poor could bring Craig and Kenny together? Who would've thought that Craig had a crush, on a boy! Crenny oneshot, random drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
My Heart's Explosive by AllzStar reviews
He kisses me, and it's nirvana, it's a hot fudge sundae, it's mexican sand between my toes. He pushes my jeans down and it's a warm beer, a stale piece of bread, an itchy blanket. And then he leaves, and it's a plane crash. A broken heart. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M.
On the Crest of a Rainbow Wave by Bialy reviews
The downside to being best friends with Kenny McCormick was Cartman, and the inevitable descent into chaos that he carried in his wake. Candy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
The Duke of Vienna is GodModding by Bialy reviews
There, in her inbox, was an email from someone Wendy had honestly expected never to hear from again. Candy, set twenty years on. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Guilt Trip by let's point out the obvious reviews
An unpleasant conversation makes Kyle wonder if he's really been that good of a friend. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,132 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Kyle's a Man by Angelic Guardian reviews
Today is Kyle's bar mitzvah, which means he's officially become a man. Everyone knows men only want one thing. Cartman is his victim. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sunshine by kate avalanche reviews
The way he makes me feel…the way Kenny makes me feel…is warm. And that makes sense, because, in the back of my head, I've always thought he was a little bit like the sun. ...there, I said it. Stenny, Stan's POV
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Memories of Last Night by angelfire92
Kenny can't stop stop thinking about what happened last night between himself and a certain ebony haired male. Crenny. Kenny's POV. Rated T for suggestive themes. just some random drabble. may be continued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T.
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Stir the Roots by let's point out the obvious reviews
Stan, Kenny, and the sound of the rain on the roof of their first apartment.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Now what? by Caturday reviews
Oneshot. A short sketch of the awe-inspiring bond between the daredevil Kenny and the troublemaker Craig.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Some People Have Southern Accents by let's point out the obvious reviews
And those are hot. Kenny is a severe hottie.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Hot and Bothersome by let's point out the obvious reviews
Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The 5 Times Kenny Died, And The 1 Time He Didn't by Wishmaster Kami reviews
Kyle doesn't know how to deal with these things he's feeling, and Kenny just keeps on dying. T for language. K2 with mentions of Creek and Stendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Orange and Green by Accio-Underwear reviews
Prequel to 'Reunion'. It all started when neither of them went to the school dance. Kyle/Kenny COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,474 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Reunion by Accio-Underwear reviews
Ten years can change a lot, but sometimes feelings stay the same. Kenny/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Lovesong by the Zoshi reviews
SEQUEL TO VANILLA BLUE KxK and other pairings 3 months have passed... time enough to gather ones thoughts, time enough to decide what's real... THE END HAS COME UPDATE 8 22 2008
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Dye, Hair, Dye by Cola Zitron reviews
Kyle has had it. He is going to get rid of his hair. Kenny isn't too sure how he got caught up in that, but he's gonna help out anyway. KennyxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
What Would YOU Do? by Paperleaf reviews
[ClydexKenny] An exhausted, boiling hot Clyde will do anything for a bite of Kenny's Klondike bar. 8D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Vanilla Blue by the Zoshi reviews
[FINISHED][[kylexkenny][slash][LAST CHAPTER IS UP] Drunken dares can never lead to anything good... or can they? Now its Kenny's turn to speak... COMPLETED 6 5 07!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The House I Grew Up In by Lance Ruhiru reviews
... never felt like home. CraigKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
For the Sake of Forever by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH.KennyStan. Kenny dies every day & he's tired of it. He wants a regular life, so he can have a regular relationship with Stan, but what will he do to get that life? PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
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Beside Me in the Morning reviews
After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman] [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
Sticks and Stones reviews
can be used to build a home, and words can change most anything. Bebe/Wendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger] Butters S., Heidi T.
Public Display of Affection reviews
Harry teaches Ron about Muggle customs. Not slash, just silliness. Harry/Ron Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fall Back reviews
"But when you're really upset about something, and you want to talk to someone, whose number do you want to dial first?" Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
First Time reviews
Craig blinked in the first few rays of sunlight and tried to make sense of his unfamiliar surroundings. It took him a few minutes to realize that the worn-out mattress he lay on was Kenny McCormick's bed. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Kill Kenny reviews
Eric Cartman was always willing to go to any lengths to get what he wanted. And unfortunately for Kenny McCormick, he had something Cartman wanted. Not slash. One-sided Candy. Character death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Love The One You're With reviews
"You know what they say. When you can't be with the one you love..." "Bone your roommate on the side?" Kind of Crenny. Kind of Crendy. Hints of Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Pop Your Cherry reviews
There's one thing that makes this crappy job worthwhile. Crenny oneshot. Contains no lemons, but does have limes. A whole crate of them! Plus some strawberries and maraschino cherries.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
On One Condition reviews
"Come on, Craig! It'll be no fun without you!" "It'll be no fun with me. Prom is just a stupid, shallow, over-rated end-of-year dance that girls—and Clyde, evidently—spend way too much money on dresses for."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
The Price of Honesty reviews
Craig's been very bad, and he needs to be punished.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
When You Have Everything to Lose reviews
It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,867 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete