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Hi, my name is Lori, and I'll be your waitress today.
No? *Awkward Silence*
Okay! Moving On!
Well, like I said, my name's Lori, and I hail from South Mississippi. I'm 20 years old, old enough to know better, yet young enough not to care. I was born and raised a country girl. That's the gist of my life; what more is there to know?
My favorites, you say? Okay. My favorite movie is Flyboys, the 2006 film starring James Franco and Martin Henderson. My favorite TV shows are Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Torchwood, Breakout Kings, and Burn Notice. That's pretty much consistent. My favorite cartoon is... well, there's too many to name. Let's just say, Generator Rex, G.I. Joe: Renegades, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Ben Ten Series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and X-Men: Evolution are a good start. My favorite book? Well, now, I don't think there's enough hours in the day to even get started, much less finished. Suffice it to say that I have many, many favorites. And last, but not least, my favorite quote: Following the crowd will not get you anything but a view of their backside. ~ Anonymous
I haven't posted any fanfictions, not that I haven't written any, but I haven't ever finished any. *sheepish face* So I don't want to start something that I most likely will never finish and leave the lot of ya hanging. =) I created this account to leave signed reviews. =) And if I ever do decide to finish a fanfic, I might muster enough courage to post it.
Right now, I'm obsessed with Supernatural, Castiel, Balthazar, Gabriel, and Dean Winchester, Doctor Who, Ten, The Master, Torchwood, Captain Jack, Owen Harper, Breakout Kings, Dr. Lloyd Lowery. I also spend a lot of time being obsessed with Mason Gilroy, Jason Bly, Victor Stecker-Epps, and Simon Escher from Burn Notice. I also have moments of obsession with random characters off of the CSIs and NCISs.
That's about it. If you have more questions, don't hesitate to ask.
╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
A few of my favourite Supernatural quotes:
Missouri Mosely - Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm gonna whack you with a spoon.
Dean - Hey, see if they got any pie. Bring me some pie! I love me some pie.
Dean - You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you.
Dean - There's some salt in my duffel bag. Make a circle and get inside.
Dean - I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.
2014-Dean - Are you saying my plan is reckless?
Sam - Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really want to publish more books, I guess that's okay with us.
Sam - Me. Him. And this one angel.
Dean - [referring to Castiel] He's tough for a little nerdy dude with wings.
Castiel's voicemail: You have reached the voicemail box of [Castiel: I-I don't understand. Why do you want me to say my name? [sound of random buttons being pressed] [beep]
Dean - [to Sam, referring to Castiel] Word to the wise... Don't piss off the nerd angels.
Dean: Well, let's give it a shot. Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.
Dean: His name is Misha! ... Misha?!
Dean: I mean, accidents just don't happen accidentally. (Sam stares) You know what I mean.
Balthazar: Uh, sweetie, before we go, I could remove that stick from…
Bobby: I'm thinkin' maybe it's time you made a call.
Raphael: Do I look like I'm joking?
Crowley: Sounds sexy. Exit stage Crowley. (Crowley disappears)
These are just a few off the top of my head. I have plenty more. =)
A few of my favourite Burn Notice quotes:
Michael: [V.O.] My mom would have made a great N.S.A. communications operative. Drop me in the middle of the Gobi Desert, bury me in a goddamn cave on the moon, and somehow she'll still find a way to call me and ask for a favor. [screams into a pillow]
Michael: [V.O.] My mother's understanding of my career changes with what she wants from me. One day, she can name everyone on the National Security Council, the next day, she thinks I work for the post office.
[Michael and Fiona are standing over a large cache of weapons, preparing for an operation.]
Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job. For now, that's all I got.
Michael: Wow. That's like two days worth of yogurt.
Rincon: Go to hell!
Michael: Guys, guys! I have a loaded machine pistol in my hand and I have no idea what I'm doing!
Jesse: [dragging a trunk with a captive in it] Even a day at the beach isn't a day at the beach with you people.
Fiona: [after Jesse hits Russian spy with pistol] This was my idea! I should have gotten to hit him!
That's all I can think of at 12:30 in the morning. Sorry.
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of Chips:
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On artificial bacon:
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