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Joined 06-30-10, id: 2427188, Profile Updated: 05-10-12
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Artemis Fowl, and Paranormalcy.

This is Bob :)

This will be Bob if you review my stories :))

This will be Bob if you dont review my stories }:((

This will happen if you dont review

BOB }:O :(( YOU

Bob will eat you.

Dont make Bob eat you.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (lol)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (lol)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Cannibal by bubbles4alice reviews
"Pansy." He wasn't asking anymore. He was no longer pleading with her to put the glass down and think. Draco Malfoy was telling her. Not for her own good, but for his. If word got out that he was even thinking about Granger in such a way... it was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Butterfly by bubbles4alice reviews
A vampire shows up in forks with multiple gifts. She is in need of a major eye opener. Can Emmett do the trick? Will the Cullen's accept her, or will they turn her away? Love triangles, lemons, and plenty of cat-fights! Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Emmett
Hot Flash by Redfeatherz66 reviews
Of course he would deny being sick. Unfortunately, the stomach flu isn't something you can just deny, and Lisbon gets stuck with the duty of taking care of him, which brings them closer together than ever. Jane WHUMP, eventual Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rising Sun by bubbles4alice reviews
Rachel moves back to Forks with her family. Can she keep a secret or will she return back to her sunny paradise? She fears she will never experience heat again, but will a certain werewolf change that? Read and find out! *Story is better than summary!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Rachel, Paul
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Actually Quite Brave by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The last in my Kurtofsky series. Sick of being seen as a bully, Dave finally comes clean.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Are you My Love Sandy by KushiUzumaki reviews
sandy loves spongebob but spongebob is attached to patrick but when sandy cries he falls for her.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - SpongeBob, Sandy
Harry Potter Draco's girlfriend by KushiUzumaki reviews
Ari is new to hogwarts she is kind and sweet but she runs into Draco what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Draco M.
In Percy's Arms by writingluverr82 reviews
'I sat by the campfire listening to the crack of the fire. Mr. D was telling some ghost story that I didn't really care about. I was cold, tired, sick and I just wanted to go to bed.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Always and Forever by Dreaming Tomorrow reviews
A oneshot about Takayuki and Karen. When Karen joins Takayuki and his crew on a late night prank, feelings are shared between the two zombies. Slight fluff.
Generation Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Redshirt by skipmunks reviews
Spock has reminisces on a secret love, lost. Spock's POV.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Spock - Complete
First Date by thewolfinskarro reviews
Raimundo and Kimiko are ready to go on their first date. There's just one problem. Kimiko's sick. So now what's Rai gonna do? Oneshot. RxK. Disclamer: I. OWN. NOTHING.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
An Unexpected Proposal by Yazzy reviews
Oneshot. Following an offhand question from Finland, Sweden comes up with a novel way of proposing to his partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
I've got you by Enkidu07 reviews
Dean's sick. Sam's there. Drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Happy Birthday Knuckles! by knuxnbat reviews
Knuckles gets sick on his Birthday. KnuxRouge
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
Love Never Comes Easy by Elemental Warrior reviews
Rai and Kim have confessed their love and can't be any happier. Even if they're in love, they'll find out that love isn't always just kisses and hugs but takes effort to maintain it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Raimundo, Kimiko
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Help reviews
When Reth suddenly falls very ill, he has no where to go, no one to turn to. Well...theres one person.
Paranormalcy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Reth, Evie
Oh Gods reviews
Annebeth and Percy just got married. Then Annabeth finds out shes pregnant!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
White Wolf girl reviews
What if Bella got so mad at Jake when he kissed her in eclipse that she phased. What would Edward think? I know this is a bad title i couldnt think of a better one. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella
Birthday reviews
It all started then, one birthday she thought he had forgotten, and the day that he would never forget. Slight OOC. cute
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Great, just great reviews
Percy gets sick at camp half blood and Annabeth takes care of him. There will be a plot twist!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Daughter of War reviews
A new half-blood named Alex comes to camp and starts a prank war between the cabins. Oh joy...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010
What scares him reviews
It was a rare thing for something to scare Artemis Fowl. He had been faced with a lot of stuff over the years. But there was one thing that scared him more then anything, it was Holly Short. FLUFFY ONESHOT! SO CUTE IT MAKES BUNNIES SICK!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Deadly sick reviews
When Percy fall mysteriously ill Annabeth, Grover and Tyson embark on a quest to attempt to find the cure and save his life. Annabeths POV! Rated T cause im paranoid!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.