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Joined 06-30-10, id: 2427224, Profile Updated: 12-25-19
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and You.

I'm the highest form of fanfiction trash and some of my pairings are as follows

Johnlock

Drarry

Hermione/George

Herimione /Fred

Hermione/Bill

(Basically Hermione with any Weasley that's not Ron... sorry Ron)

Bella/Jacob

Bella/Edward

Merlin/Arthur

Lizzy/Darcy

Mindy/Danny

I bold what I am currently most obsessed/OTPS with but it is always some form of all of these at any point in time.

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My Viking by sheviking reviews
Britain, 9th century: Bella is captured by Vikings and brought with them to their homeland where her new fate awaits. Will she ever find happiness being a slave? Will it matter that she is given to Edvard, the chief of the village, to be his new bed thrall?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 2/27/2018
Mate by sheviking reviews
"His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."" 1st place winner Public Vote for the Red-Eyed Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bet on Me by kissa621 reviews
Who in their right mind bets on their own virginity? Innocent Bella gets herself caught up in the charms of the very gorgeous, very bad Jacob Black. Will she be able avoid him like her boyfriend asks or will she fall for his seduction? ExBxJ triangle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,067 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Host Club Is Now Open for Romance by JG the Great Furball reviews
Tamaki has been ordered to make Haruhi his bride. Can Kyoya convince Haruhi to marry him instead? And will those meddlesome twins get in the way of his scheming? Set after the end of the anime. Lots of fluff and competition between the Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
A Bartered Betrothal by sheviking reviews
In the era of America's New Deal, wealthy bank owner Edward Cullen seizes the opportunity for a deal of his own when a poor tenant farmer family asks for his help. They need their land. He needs a wife. Perhaps Mr. Swan should've thought twice before bringing his only daughter to the meeting. First Place Public Vote & validator Jayne-With-a-Y's pick in Age of Edward 2017
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,973 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 441 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Love in Resistance by sheviking reviews
Denmark, 1944: A young Danish woman and a British RAF pilot meet under dangerous circumstances when his plane is shot down over enemy territory. "I have to believe all of this happened for a reason, that I fell in love with him so I could have this opportunity to do good and hopefully make a difference. Edward called me brave, and that's what I'll be. For him."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/16/2017 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21563 - Favs: 12,140 - Follows: 8,081 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,172 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20535 - Favs: 14,051 - Follows: 5,716 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10856 - Favs: 12,372 - Follows: 12,863 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet As Sin by malfoysminx reviews
Draco Malfoy likes his tea to taste sweet. As it turns out, that's also how Harry Potter likes his men. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Imagination by Onaxe reviews
All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Absurdity of Potter by Duana reviews
Why was Potter ignoring him? Potter had no right to ignore him! He was a Malfoy and a Malfoy was never ignored! Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Wolf, My Dragon, My Mate by Cathcer1984 reviews
A botched wolfsbane potions leaves Harry with a different sort of house guest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Theifindi reviews
Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where The Colours Are by anonwhat reviews
During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snow Storm by Shira Lansys reviews
Draco and Harry are on an auror mission in the Himalayas when a snow storm strikes. What's Harry supposed to do when Draco gets hypothermia? And what's Draco supposed to do when Harry starts doing inappropriate things in his sleep? Drarry Slash, Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
PS Love Always by ericastwilight reviews
Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test? Collab with kyla713, written for FGB Autism Speaks Fundraiser
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4690 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14525 - Favs: 16,876 - Follows: 8,742 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living with Kyoya by Kalachuchi reviews
KyoyaHaruhi Living with Kyoya was not as awful as she first thought it would be. Chap9: Haruhi is pregnant and Kyoya is being... well, Kyoya. /Nov.'08 Chap 9 New Author's Notes/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - [Kyōya O., Haruhi F.] - Complete
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The Neighbour reviews
Joe is fixated on the new neighbour. Short oneshot because I need more after season 2.
You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2019 - Joe G. - Complete
A Great Couple Weeks reviews
A focused journalist by day, and a party girl by night. Following her rules of the night life including "No doubling" and "No doing and dating". What will come of our Bella when one of her encounters comes back for her. AH/Lemon-scented.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
Time of Change reviews
One night when Bella's husband of two years Edward comes home drunk, Bella faces an event that haunts her still. The murder of her two year old Renesmee and the suicide of her husband. This is a story of Bella's recovery and starting fresh. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bella