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Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments, Vampire Diaries, Fast and the Furious, and Vampire Academy.

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I read and write because I adore it .

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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

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Hands All Over by Love Ink reviews
A funeral home is not a normal place to meet a girl, but when the guys went to visit Skeeter, Juice met her. A girl with a strange job and an interesting past. Yes, the summary sucks. The story is better.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 566,016 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Juice
Better Off by Dixongirl81 reviews
She was broken. He was lost. As they try to put themselves back together in a scary new world, Daryl and Melissa find something neither of them ever thought possible… love. "Stunning", "Beautiful", "Addictive", "Outstanding writing and imagination." Not a show re-write, but a new take on a story we all love. O/C, Romance, Suspense, Eventual Lemons. Slow Burn. Give it a try!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 251,623 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Daryl D., OC
Sydney: Season Four by CRebel reviews
"When it gets quiet, the demons come out. The demons want blood. You can give it to them. You can run from them. But they'll want more. They'll find you. Always when it's quiet." The prison has become a safe haven, a community - at least for some. Then it all falls apart, and the only thing keeping Sydney Dixon going is her determination to protect those she loves the most.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 105,896 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - OC, Daryl D., Carl G. - Complete
Sydney: Season One by CRebel reviews
Ten-year-old Sydney Dixon doesn't really fit in with the other kids at the survivors' camp, but that's alright. She gets by just fine . . . until the day some of her fellow survivors come back from a supply run without her uncle. Everything seems to go downhill after that.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,825 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Needing Mercy by arealablover reviews
Mercy was abandoned as a baby, only to be found and raised by Sam. She left when she was fourteen. Seven years later, she is found. But not the same Mercy. Can they help her? On Hiatus
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,359 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Mercy T., Samuel C.
Sydney: Season Three by CRebel reviews
Eight months after leaving the farm, Sydney Dixon has come to trust and care about her entire group. As the survivors settle into a prison, Sydney deals with issues of growing up, friendship, family, and loyalty as new and old faces threaten to overturn everything she knows.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,806 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Complete
Tell Mama by SegretarioDellaOfelia reviews
After Juice attempts to commit suicide Chibs calls an old girlfriend from Juice's past to help him get past whatever he's going through. But she's hiding a secret of her own. Post S4x07. One-shot Juice/OC, Rated M just to be safe. Please review!
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Juice - Complete
In His Own Image by Brazen Hussy reviews
Choices mean so much more in a world where survival hangs by a thread. With the threat of the Governor looming over the prison survivors, Beth makes the choice she must to save her family, while Merle makes the choice he must to save himself. Merle/Beth (or Meth, if you prefer) angst with a bit of smut. Note the rating and don't read if the age gap makes it an issue for you.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
Sydney: Season Two by CRebel reviews
"All of the things that used to be a given, they're gone. And me? Me, Sydney Rose Dixon, I lost my mother and my grandparents and my uncle and my friend Tyler and almost everyone else I ever loved or even liked a little." Sydney moves on with her dad and the group, leaving Atlanta and winding up on a farm, where she and the others encounter new problems in a world gone to hell.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,091 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Daryl D., Carl G. - Complete
Merle and Beth Connect by Athlete Girl reviews
The evolution of Merle and Beth's romance. I do not own anything related to Walking Dead or Celtic Woman. New post: I refuse to stop developing Merle just because (SPOILER SPOILER) on the show. I guess this will be an Alternate Universe story now :)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,627 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Merle D., Beth G. - Complete
Life Death Fate And the Rest by ReaderVA101 reviews
The vampires only came out in Bon Temps Louisiana. Bill and sookie are together; Eric's not intrested. Rose and Lissa are 20 and know all about the Shadowkissed and darkness sideffects.Rose is known as 'slayer' all over the world. Rose/Eric FanFic.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Eric, Rose H.
Rare and Welcome by AdmiralCherokeeRose reviews
A series of snapshots of the winter after S2. Daryl deals with the group's growing affection for him, as well as his relationship with Carol. Daryl/Carol
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Carol, Daryl D.
Together On The Wrong Side Of The World by letmefallasleep reviews
Sort of an OFC fic. Norman Reedus has repeatedly stated that Daryl is incapable of a functioning, romantic relationship, and I've tried to create a story that stays true to that idea as much as possible. Basically, this is the story of two people incapable of love or romance, trying to love each other in the only ways they know how. Better summary inside.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 64,551 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Daryl D.
Promise by Noxid Anamchara reviews
Daryl's scars have an effect on Carol when he comes back from Woodbury, exhausted, and with someone else. Someone that doesn't play well with others. Daryl/Carol/Merle.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Merle D. - Complete
Dreamer's Mist by BurningDecks reviews
Sometimes the past can catch up with you, for Daryl that time is today. Set in the prison, Daryl is struggling to keep his past bottled up so it's up to Carol to relieve his pain and prove to him, he is worth the world. Daryl&Carol. Angst. Romance. Slight AU
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,262 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
I need you by gurl3677 reviews
She needs him. He has to come but will he? He will trust her enough to help her? If it comes down to the group, her or his past, which will he chose to go with? This is not a girl from Daryl's past even though it kind of sounds that way. Daryl/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,253 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Daryl D.
Do You Ever Wonder by McRaider reviews
On a fall evening in Georgia, Carol has a question for Daryl; one that Daryl isn't entirely certain how to answer.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
And Baby Makes Three by gurl3677 reviews
Daryl has a casual thing with a member of the group but he gets her pregnant.Now he has a mess of things to deal with.How to keep her and the baby safe, how to deal with what he is feeling towards her, and how to handle a pregnancy and baby. See author note at the start of the story, Daryl/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,525 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
MI and ID Facebook by Pyreflies Painter reviews
The title says it all. The MI and ID characters interact in Facebook.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
the new girl by vampyrechik reviews
mostly mortal instruments with some characters from vampire academy. Set with clary/jace still as brother/sister and dimitri still a dhampir
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Jace W., Rose H.
Finding Our Way by MissA79 reviews
Set after season finale. Stefan left with Klaus. Damon is trying to be the good brother.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Gets In Your Blood by Bad Company reviews
"You can't say 'no' to that one. She gets in your blood." Juice is about to find out exactly what that means. M for language, sex, and dark themes.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 180,778 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Juice - Complete
Guardian Angel by bluestarberry reviews
This is essentially a Rose&Dimitri story, but for something a little different, I thought I'd send the gang to Australia for a little fun in the Land Down Under. Rated M for language and content.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Journey of Jace Lightwood by Graced reviews
This story is just the Mortal Instruments trilogy told from Jace's perspective. Kind of like Midnight Sun for the Mortal Instruments. Chp.9 is up - REVIEW!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,019 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Fearless by Bad Company reviews
Part Three of my series. At seventeen, Ava Telford has lived under the protection of the Tacoma killer her whole life. And in the fall of 2012, she's looking for more than safety. M for language, sex and violence. Happy/OC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Happy - Complete
Red World by The Dopey Kind Of Magic reviews
Its been 3 days after the origional ending of 'Hush, hush'. Nora starts having mysterious dreams. What could they mean? It leads to soo much more.
Hush, Hush - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,627 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Twilight and Vampire Diaries Conversations by thewhorecrux reviews
a little conversations amongst the characters of Twilight and Vampire Diaries
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Edward, Elena G. - Complete
Running at Night by DarkenMystery reviews
She was looking for a safe place. Bran sent her here because another Coyote was already in the pack. Vampires want her dead. And Ben... Well... Ben just wants her.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Mercy T., Ben
Blood Will Tell by clare009 reviews
Eric seeks to discover the truth about Sookie Stackhouse. Post Season 2.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Bring the Pain by Bad Company reviews
Chibs/Maggie. Sequel to Blood, White, and Blue. After the explosion in "Smite", Gemma calls her cousin in Seattle, and things in Charming become much more complicated.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,478 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
The Vampire Diaries: Spinoff by BreannaAlivia reviews
A Spin off of The Vampire Diaries.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2010
Blood, White, and Blue by Bad Company reviews
Set 14 years pre-series. From Glasgow street thug, to Jackie-boy's biggest ally in the MC world, my take on Filip's journey to becoming the Chibs we all know and love. Chibs/OC
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,253 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
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The New Start reviews
Dom has been struggling to deal with life since Letty's death after he finishes his short time back in prison. Gemma attempts to deter her overbearing brother with Dom's reputation, one night in a bar. Dom takes a random interest in her, interfering occasionally when Gemma's brother becomes too unstable. Friendship/romance. Rating may change later on. Generally follows storyline.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Dom, OC
Vampire academy X mortal instruments reviews
Rose Lissa and Christian are visiting Brooklyn and run into some unusual, unhuman, "people" who make Rose's stomach nauseated. The Mortal instruments gang gets a rude shock as they find another daywalker and her friends called "Moroi" Jace n Rose aqaint
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jace W., Rose H.
The Hidden Enemy 3? reviews
this is a short continuous spinoff from the last episode of the vampire diaries by the light of the moon this is :D for delena fans me included! please read, enjoy and review! :D :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.