CynicalAuthoress
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Joined 07-01-10, id: 2427550, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 6 stories for One Tree Hill, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Diaries, and Supernatural.

Hey there. Just for starters, this account was created because (Haha) I forgot which e-mail I used on my last account. Therefore, the sequence of events will forever be known as, "What the hell did I just do?" and "Oh, , not again." So, just to preface any and all comments, I'm not new on here, just extremely laughable when it comes to matters of fate. If you have any further questions or comments, e-mail me at: barrelofcherries@yahoo.com

...And, yes, I did write that just so I won't forget which e-mail I used this time. I'm not stupid...sometimes.

Another thing to mention, I don't really use name, age, or location because I have that nice little phobia about credit fraud...and me winding up in a massive amount of angst and pain thanks to some scheming smuck with computer skills. So, in previous lifetimes, I've been Bynamearose, ByRoseArts; you can call me Rose (if you care to)...or, you know, just call me Cynic. And, yes, I'm freaking paranoid. Sue me.


That said, there are a few things to know about me from my previous profiles;

I'm not one for telling my age or anything much too personal, so I can leave it to a few things; I live in the desert.

I'm a writer/aspiring artist.

And, on occasion, I can be a smartass.

I'm a fandom freak, so often I get into weird love-fests with certain parts of a fandom, whether it be ships, characters, or plotlines. If I see something I like, I become obsessed. I'm not really sure whether to be ashamed or proud of this fact. I'm an oddity when it comes to shipping too; I hate love triangles, but most the time I love both (relationship) dynamics. I ship the most conflicting couples because I hate the characters that don't benefit eachother...if that makes sense...I'm sure it doesn't.

In addition, I can be a bit...drawn out when it comes to timing. I have little social life, but extremely...important career aspirations. That means, sad to say, career comes before hobbies/TV shows/any form of art. I wish it didn't, but it does. So, if I don't respond or update as quickly I do caution to have patience. I try not to leave readers hanging on a cliff and I really hate it when someone does the same to me...So, I just figured that might need to be addressed beforehand. If I lead you on, it's not intentional.


Ships I Ship...

One Tree Hill
Leyton (Lucas/Peyton)
Naley (Nathan/Haley)
Brulian (Brooke/Julian)
Pathan (Peyton/Nathan)
Brathan (Brooke/Nathan)

Gilmore Girls
Java Junkies (Lorelai/Luke)
Literati (Rory/Jess)
Rory/Tristan

Angel/BtVS
Buffy/Spike
Angel/Cordelia
Wesley/Fred

Vampire Diaries (book series)
Meredith/Damon
Stefan/Damon (...no comment :D)
Matt/Bonnie
Matt/Stefan

Vampire Diaries (TV series)

Damon/Katherine
Damon/Anna
Matt/Caroline
Damon/Caroline
Damon/Bonnie
Stefan/Elena (...occasionally...)

Crossover Pairings:
Daley (Dean/Haley) - SPN/OTH
Bram (Brooke/Sam) - SPN/OTH
Deyton/Pamon (?) (Damon/Peyton) - TVD/OTH
Bramon (Brooke/Damon) - TVD/OTH
Damon/Blair - GG/TVD
Damon/Ruby - SPN/TVD

...or Not:

One Tree Hill
Brucas (Brooke/Lucas)
Jeyton (Jake/Peyton)
Dills (Deb/Skills)
Milvin (Marvin/Millicent)

Gilmore Girls
Lorelai/Chris - Nuff said.
Rory/Logan

Angel/BtVS
Buffy/Angel
Fred/Gunn

Vampire Diaries (book series)
Stefan/Elena/Damon - No. No. No.
Matt/Elena
...You know, anything...Post-Nightfall Elena? Skip it.
Damon/Bonnie

Vampire Diaries (TV series)
Damon/Elena - I liked the idea at first; then, it became overdone. And occasionally cheap. Except it's constant. Yeah.
Stefan/Elena - (...occasionally...)
Matt/Elena


And, lastly, words for inspiration. My own, of course.

Team: Damon/Meredith

"Because your heroine doesn't have to have paragraphs of how beautiful and angelic they are, or act annoyingly immature.

Besides, he always relished a challenge."

My Youtube Channel:

(Mostly D/M videos)

http://www.youtube.com/user/bynamearose

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Dream to Feel by Albion19 reviews
After the kiss Elena has a slow dawning revelation about Elijah. Set after 4x18. Elejah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,362 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Take Care by Anne04 reviews
Bonnie Bennett is busy living the college life as far as way from anything supernatural as possible, when someone starts murdering witches. She realizes she might just be a potential target as her past suddenly comes back to haunt her in the form of an old "friend". Takes place sometime after season three, but with some AU elements
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,982 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Bonnie B., Kol M. - Complete
So Close by amygerrard reviews
Elijah never acted on his attraction for Elena but what will happen when he can't resist her anymore? Set during 3x14, Dangerous Liasons. SECOND CHAPTER ADDED!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Wishing For Rain by ThankMeWhenIt'sWednesday reviews
Caroline is given five wishes. Five wishes that she spends on love, life, and second chances. She wakes up the next morning in an alternate universe where her simplest dreams have come true. However, she's soon painfully reminded of the age-old saying - "Be careful what you wish for." Forwood & Steroline, set right after season 3 ends. AU/AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Caroline F., Stefan S.
pretty sharp things by seekerchasing reviews
A/U in which Rose belonged to a different bloodline and had a history with Kol
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Rose, Kol M.
Because of You by destinoscelgo reviews
Elena doesn't understand why she is feeling the way she does when she reads Elijah's letter. She is determined to find him, and he tells her something that changes everything.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Elijah, Elena G. - Complete
Liaison by Albion19 reviews
Prophetic dreams of destruction and hope overshadow Mystic Falls. It all starts with Elijah turning up on Elena's doorstep with an unpleasant request. Elejah. AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,016 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
SPN VD Chatroom, Come Chat With Your Friends! by LittleNapoleon reviews
Throwing Supernatural and Vampire Diaries characters in a chatroom. Randomness ensues.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010
but still, like dust, i'll rise by dance-at-bougival reviews
She will not die. Not today.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Katherine, Damon S. - Complete
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
Crooked Paths by fandomfatale reviews
Post 2x16. As wolves get involved and ways to kill Klaus fall away, Katherine's understanding of her feelings for Damon grows and Elena finds herself close to Elijah after seeking his help. DK, EE some DE, EK and SC later on . Detailed summary inside.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,157 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Katherine, Damon S. - Complete
I Can Fly, but I Want His Wings by easilyobsessedctc reviews
"Little did he know, the one that possibly could fill the void within his chest was standing a few feet away from him. But alas, he was a male. And men are sometimes completely clueless when it comes to issues of love, even Stefan." Stefan/Caroline
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Stefan S., Caroline F.
The Price of Freedom by tremolux reviews
Katherine finds her freedom, only to learn her hardest lesson.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Katherine, Damon S.] - Complete
Under a Different Moon by sablize reviews
There are two sides to every coin, after all. This side is just a little different. AU after 2x07. **on hiatus until further notice**
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Damon S., Rose
Inescapable by the.summer.sky reviews
Death isn't something you can escape forever, even as a vampire. It catches up with you eventually. Rose knows that. Damon thought he could find an escape for her, but even vampires have their weaknesses. Some things are just inescapable.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rose, Damon S. - Complete
Just Visiting by M10110 reviews
Takes place after the episode "Fool Me Once." Damon sets out to Chicago in search of the one thing he wants most. Guess who?...You think you know Damons intentions? Think again....
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Damon S., Katherine
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Breathe Again reviews
Between them, Meredith is nearly whole again. Damon/Meredith/Stefan, Damon/Elena/Stefan, slight Meredith/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Meredith
Baby, It's Cold Outside reviews
It's instinct, feeling like someone loving him is a lie and he plays into it with every insecurity. NC-17. Smut Ahead.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Damon S., Katherine
Change And All It's Friends reviews
This is the line between sanity and sentiment – the line that's broken him every time.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Elijah, Elena G.
Just Friends reviews
She tells herself that he's her friend. She's loyal to her friends. Damon/Rose, slight Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Rose, Damon S. - Complete
Dark Haired Beauty reviews
The human dress is forged iron, The human form a fiery forge, The human face a furnace sealed, The human heart its hungry gorge. - William Blake, A Divine Image - The Drabbles of Damon/Meredith; possible spoilers included.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Damon, Meredith
Ramble On reviews
There it was. That incredible stare that saw right through him. Haley James, gorgeous brown eyes and a mind as sharp as anything he might've had in his trunk, sitting in the backseat and reading him over. Just freaking great. D/H drabbles. M, to be safe.
Crossover - One Tree Hill & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Haley J.S., Dean W.