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Joined 07-01-10, id: 2428055, Profile Updated: 05-31-17
Author has written 10 stories for Curious George, Twilight, Star Wars, Sue Thomas: FB Eye, Boy Meets World, and Sherlock.

Confession/stating the obvious: my stories almost always involve bebehs. Having lots of bebehs. (With the exception of some of my humorous pieces.) Probably a not-so-subliminal way of coping with the fact that I can't have any. No pity necessary, just keeping it real.

UPDATE: the above disclaimer, which greeted my profile visitors for nearly 7 years, is no longer applicable. Proving God does indeed have a sense of humor, my husband and I had our first child in January 2017, after 10 years of nothing.
Of course, all the stories penned during that decade of nothing will still remain on here. They served a very real purpose and I hope they'll continue to entertain readers for years to come.

Stories are on hiatus due to the high-maintenance nature (and insatiable appetite) of a baby who was born 11 lbs. And at 4 months old, he's already the size of a one-year-old. He. Eats. So. Much.

I tend to go through phases or "binges" with my writing. Usually I can only generate 1 or 2 decent plotlines for any given subject, and then my inspiration runs out. That's just the way it is for me. I marvel at authors who've written two dozen stories for the same category. Either my imagination isn't that hot or I love too many things to linger on one for too long.

Other areas I may someday explore are Star Trek TNG and Sailor Moon. Be warned - Star Trek will most likely be humor/parody. Ever since I heard that Brent Spiner was the only cast member who didn't require on-the-set girdling under his costume, I haven't been able to look at Jonathan Frakes or Michael Dorn the same way again. Enough said.

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A Most Reasonable Proposition reviews
A frivolous social event at the Watsons' causes Sherlock to reconsider his life choices. To solve this dilemma, he'll need a certain pathologist's cooperation - now more than ever. (Sherlolly)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Of Bad Boys and Babies reviews
Two-shot. If Mr. Turner had accepted Miss Tompkins' challenge to commit to her, here's what might have happened. Featuring shenanigans by Shawn & Corey, of course.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Cory M., Jonathan T., Shawn H. - Complete
Law Abiding Citizens reviews
The events of "The Newlywed Game" have a different outcome in this story. What if the FBI made Jack & Sue's newlywed cover a little too authentic? They got more than they bargained for signing up for this mission…
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sue T., Jack H. - Complete
Threading the Stars reviews
Five years after turning to the dark side, Darth Vader discovers the impossible: his father. Can he unravel this mystery, and more importantly, can it redeem him? Complicating matters is Padme, who is still very much alive - as are the two children at her side.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,731 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala, Xizor - Complete
Infinite Dawn reviews
SEQUEL to Inner Dawn. Bella becomes immortal, Charlie learns their secret, but... how can she be pregnant again? Will the Volturi threaten to destroy everything, or will something else? Their final destiny is at last revealed. Post Breaking Dawn. **ON HOLD INDEFINITELY**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tesselated Fate reviews
ROTS AU. What if events happened differently, yet much the same? Would Anakin's destiny be any different? Or do all roads lead to his fall? Oh, the ripples one small pebble can make.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,204 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Anakin & Edward, bestest of friends reviews
Random one-shot. The life & times of Edward Cullen and Anakin Skywalker, best buds. "May the best man's wife survive her unplanned and life-threatening pregnancy," Edward raised his glass. "Cheers," Anakin raised his.
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Edward - Complete
Palpatine's Dentures reviews
Humorous AU. The Skywalkers get a little more than they bargained for when "Great Uncle" Palpatine comes to visit for a week. Mishaps with the retired Sith lord's dentures aren't the half of it. Luke and Leia have plenty of shenanigans in store for their guest!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Inner Dawn reviews
Breaking Dawn with a lot less blood, violence, and angst. Bella & Edward's marriage strengthens from the moment they discover she's pregnant, leading both to discover deeper maturity and selfless love. A story for the sophisticated Twilight fan. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,746 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Banana Splits reviews
George discovers the most curious thing of all: marriage. Ted (the Man in the Yellow Hat) and Maggie have lots of surprises for him as their little family evolves. Includes elements from both the TV show and movies.
Curious George - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete