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HI!!! This is KiraKeiJinx and Hatter4life, ie Saichanlovestoad. This is our brand new ff account specifically for our collab Ten Candies, a South Park ff.



Summary:Secrets untold, a ruined birthday party, confessions unseen, and a fire that burns through the night start the beginning of the End in a small mountain town called South Park. When four boys became friends, they never suspected the adverse effects it would have on the rest of the universe. As they enter tenth grade, however, they quickly find out that some things are better left unsaid, nothing is ever what it seems, and the evil that has always surrounded their lives has never been concidental. The clock is ticking and time is running out while Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle discover the answers to questions they never wanted to ask.

Warnings: Romance, Friendship, Humor, Drama, Suspense, Thriller, Horror, and More
Slash (multiple pairings); het; femslash; abuse in many forms; anal; BDSM; bond; blood play; D/s; Fetish (multiple- includes WG themes); hand job; explicit language of all kinds; pregnancy of multiple characters; mpreg of multiple characters; N/C; oral; S&M; sexual harrassment in many forms; soloM; spanking; torture in many forms, sexual and other; toys; UST in many forms; extreme gore and violence; voy; exhib; character deaths (more then just Kenny); and, of course, political incorrectness.

Character List:
Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Clyde Dovavan, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Thomas, BeBe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger, Scott Tenorman, Ike M. Broflovski, Jimmy Vulmer, Timmy, Shelly Marsh, Ze Mole, Damien, Pip, Chef, Liane Cartman, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Carol McCormick, Stuart McCormick, Shelia Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Linda Stotch, Steven Stotch, Garrison, Red, Token Black, Millie, Cousin Kyle Broflovski, Dougie, Nutgobbler, Satan, God, Saddam, Jesus Christ, Mr. Kitty, Craig's little sister, Jimbo, Ned, the Goths, Mr. Slave, Big Gay Al, the President, the Pope, Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Uriel, Archangel Michael, Archangel Raphael, pieces of the late Tenormans, Mr. Black, Mrs. Black, and Ming Li.

Addison, Death, Theo, Laura, Honey, Nein, Erika, Skeeter, Antonio, Carlos, Maria, Pussy Cat, Danny Meyer, General Pierre, Alex Cartman, and Bonnie Marsh.

Character Death Count: 23 of the above listed characters (not counting Kenny)

South Park High School, the Marshes', the Cartmans', the Stotchs', the Broflovskis', Stark's Pond, the Tuckers', the Tweaks', the Smiths', the Blacks', KFC, the mall, the Testaburgers', the Tenormans', downtown South Park, Carousel, the Ruby, Femme Shoppe, Apartment 203, the graveyard, the morgue, Hell's Pass Hospital, the McCormicks', Dougie's, Reception Hall at Merriot, Ballroom at Merriot, Ben's Little Chapel, Doris' Cakes, David's Bridal, Hell, Heaven, Purgatory, Limbo, Judgment Hall, Connecticut, Interstates Gas Stations 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, Mickey Ds, the Maria, the S.S. Conquest, Tuscany, Rome, the Vatican, Paris, French Hotel, Christophe's, Buckingham Palace, Vegas, New York City, Swiss Alps, Poland, Ireland, Georgian Camp site, Wal-Mart, Cario, the Rivers, the Ancient Egyptian ruins, and the cabin.

One place burns to the ground, four places collapse, nine places are destroyed by war, and twenty three places become the sites for murder.

Questions To Be Answered In The Story:

Who's a bigger whore than Kenny?
What happens when two brothers bury the hatchet once and for all?
Who's got a tribal tattoo on their perineum? (look it up you pervs)
Who's Scott Tenorman sleeping with?
What's Tweek like uncaffienated?
Who's that girl that looks just like Cartman? (and who ISN'T an OC)
Who's baby daddy gets axed and eaten?
Who's in the chili?
Who kills the McCormicks'?
Where does Thomas work?
What's it like in rehab?
Who gets to the alter first?
What's in Thomas' basement?
What are the gnomes stealing from Tweek now?
Who's the last virgin standing?
What's Tuscany like in the summer?
How do you have sex in a crowded house during a blizzard?
Where's the kinkiest place you can have sex?
Why is Cartman wearing a Star of David?
What happened to Kenny's parka?
What happened at Kyle's tenth birthday?
What's tattooed on Shelly's lower back?
Who's Craig flipping off this time?
Why is Millie so obsessed with Jimmy? (look her up, she's a character)
Why don't Craig and Cartman like each other?
Clyde killed Tweek?! No way!
Who's buried in Cartman's backyard?
Which three of the guys have had sex with Ike?
Which of the boys rocks high heels at night? (besides Cartman)
Which one of the boys got thrown out of their house for having unprotected sex with a guy?
What gender is Garrison now?
Has Red found a way to censor Kenny?
How do you breed gingers?
What are the long term side effects of Rital-out?
Who fractures their hip during love making?
Who's got the biggest sweet tooth in South Park?
Who doesn't have a soul?
What is the last judgment against humanity?
What does a cake have to do with the apocalypse?
How do you love someone you hate?
What the fuck does purple mean?


Stan: Wait. . . you had to get a job?
Kyle: Yeah. . .
Stan: You're fifteen. You can't get a job.
Kyle: I'm working illegally.
Stan: Where?
Kyle: A liquor store.
Stan: Dude.

Wendy: You guys, I've got some awesome news!
Cartman: You just realized dating a nigger won't help you with your eating disorder?
Wendy: Shut up, Cartman.
Kyle: It's ten at night, Wendy.
Stan: You came all the way out here to tell us some gossip?
Kenny: What?
Wendy: BeBe's pregnant!

Kenny: TITTIES!!!
Stan: I know, Ken. I know. The titties.
Kenny: The tit-tties!!!
Stan: Yeah, okay, I heard you the first time. . .

Garrison: See, what the school board doesn't understand is yer all a buncha retards and I can't fucking teach you.

Pip: Bloody HELL no! Why does everybody think that?!

Thomas: How many cups of SHIT coffee have you had today?
Tweek: GAH! I don't know! I lost count after three!
Thomas: Three cups?
Tweek: No! Three pots!

Ze Mole: How's ZAT for romantique!

Cartman: Urgh. . Jane Austen. . .

Butters: Oh, Golly, you really are the bees knees.

Clyde: What'd I tell you not to be before we came over here?
Craig: A dick.
Clyde: And what are you being?
Craig: A dick.

Tweek: And their beady little eyes!

Kenny: Titties!
Stan: Do you like them?
Kenny: TITTIES!!!
Stan: Okay. I guess you like them.
Kenny: Tit-ties. . . Hee. You've got titties.

Stan: What the fuck does purple mean?!

Kyle: You had sex with Kenny?

Cartman: He had a heartattack!

Kenny: I know how to save him. . . .

Kyle: You know how a lot of supernatural stuff happens in town. . .
Butters: Yeah. You guys are usually at the center of it all.
Kyle: Yeah. . . Yeah, we are. . .

Ms. Garrison: Whoever has the most interestin' story to tell about winta break gets ten candies. Go.

Scott: Ten pounds. I want them back. Now.

Ike: I'm not happy. . . . I'm hungry. . . .

Kyle: Let me come in. I'll make us some tea.

Stan: I can't take from Kenny anymore. . . I'll kill him. . .

Cartman: I did what had to be done.

Kenny: We've got one year to do this or that's it. We're all dead. For good.

"They were already dead. . . I killed them. . . Killed them all. . ."

"Were you ever human?"

"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"You know that thing we threw in the lake. . . it wasn't a whole body. . . you know it wasn't. . . They ate her."

"What the hell happened? What the hell is going on?!"

Please read and enjoy! Feedback is appreciated.


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Tuesday by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
Oneshot. If you don't like, don't read. It was no surprise to Stan when it happened. It may have been a 'grave' situation, but it was no surprise to him. After all, Eric was always up to something.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
In Two Hours by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Ghosts by saichanlovestoad reviews
I will never know what the worse thing I've ever done is, because I don't remember doing it. I was sixteen, lost in a world that wasn't mine, and I did something terrible. . . Butters POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Allure by saichanlovestoad reviews
A monologue from Butters POV about belonging.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Butters S. - Complete
Ten Candies: Part One: Two Couples reviews
"Stan and Kyle saw this job as the opportunity of a lifetime. . .They had no idea just how right they were. Nor how devastatingly wrong. . ." various pairings/het/yaoi/yuri
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,548 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010