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Joined 07-01-10, id: 2428479, Profile Updated: 12-27-10
Author has written 12 stories for iCarly, Big Time Rush, Harry Potter, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.

Hello people :)

To you, I am Kiki Ghettofabulous(;

Or just Kiki.

Anyway, I am tottaly Team Jacob, so if you are Team Edward...

Back away.


Read my stories, but warn you, they are spontaneous and sarcastic and funnt and weird and crude but most of all,


I own nothing, btdubbs.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Pick the ones that match you and post it to your profile if you think it's wrong. (Mine will be in bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm Black, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I read MANGA so I MUST be a NERD.

A/N: I tend to make a lot of fics, focus on one, totally give up, then make a new story, and randomly update my old ones. Don't worry, my new years resolution is to finish all of my fics :) That's what I get or making multi-chapteral ones DX Forgive me loves. I will correct my ways.

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Big Time Fortune by Champagne Diamond reviews
"We ought to give thanks for all fortune; if it is good, because it is good; if it is bad, because it works in us patience, humility, the contempt of this world and the hope of our eternal country." -C.S. Lewis
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,982 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - James, Mrs. Knight
Round & Round by Raging-RKO reviews
SLASH/CARGAN - Logan can't help the fact that he may be falling in love...only it's with his best friend. Includes minor violence & language and some sexual content.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,836 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Truth or Dare by haleyelizabeth reviews
When Gustavo gives them time off, the boys decide to have a co-ed sleepover. This can only lead to one thing: The game of truth or dare. And who, you ask, do they invite? YOU. Just put your name in the blanks! Ha. Things are about to get raunchy, folks...
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010
All In The Heart by QueenKimo reviews
It happened so suddenly. He didn't know what to think of these new feelings,but Carlos Garcia was slowly falling for Katie Knight.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Carlos, Katie K.
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Red Ribbons reviews
Everything seemed fine and dandy. At least to Carlos. Until one of the friends commit suicide, and all of the well kept secrets start coming out.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Carlos, Kendall
Because all she wanted was some ribs reviews
Sam and Freddy don't know each other in this little fic'o'mine. They get set up on a blind date, and everything kind of spins out of control.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Just hold your breath reviews
After a very interesting night, one of the Jennifer's becomes unhealthily obsessed with Carlos. However, when he tries to establish a love life, it becomes a dangerous one. Bad summary :
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Carlos, James
Just one night reviews
Carlos has a crush on Kelly. Kelly has mutual feelings. We could go anywhere from there : Four-shot !
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Carlos, Kelly W. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Baby reviews
Just a little Christmas one-shot based on my favorite BTR pairing :
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Sesame Chicken reviews
About iCarly after college... well It's focused on one particular incident after college. Yeahhh :
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Pythagorean Theorems aren't the answer reviews
Logan and his sad past. Eventually will BLOOM AND FLOWER into a Carlos!Logan romance. Whee!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Logan, Carlos
How could she do this to me? reviews
A oneshot based off of "Losing It" by Never Shout Never. You decide if it should be more chapters or not.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Carlos - Complete
They all stared again reviews
Oneshot for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya 3
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Their eyes changed reviews
Ok, so Katie and James bump into each other like 5 years after everything fell apart... can James save Katie from herself? Can Katie save James from himself!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Katie K., James
She's going to drown me in Clorox! reviews
Sam's birthday leads to truth or dare, which leads to embarrassment, crazy situations, and maybe in true love. Teehee.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
I can crash this party whenever! reviews
Draminoneee! :P So, Ron does unspeakable things so Hermione goes to Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete