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Author has written 13 stories for Victorious, A.N.T. Farm, Harry Potter, Avengers, Naruto, Firefly, Chuck, and Bleach.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Inyusha, and (Almost Any Harem Anime or Manga like Tenchi Muyo)
Favorite Book: Harry Potter, a tiny bit of Twilight, Hunger Games and any science fiction fantasy books.
Favorite TV Show: Chuck, The O.C., One Tree Hill, Smallville, Gossip Girl, Scandal, Revenge, Stargate SG:1, Roswell, Sonny with a Chance and Victorious
Favorite Pairings: Harry Potter/ALMOST ANY FEMALE except GINNY
Naruto/ALMOST ANY FEMALE except SAKURA OR HINATA
Reasons why I don't support NaruHina anymore
1. Extremely overused pairing. Filter it into the criteria and you get 430 pages with 25 stories per page, that's 10,750 stories with that pairing (not even counting those in crossovers). Compare that to my favorite pairing of Naruto x Female Kyuubi, only has 60 pages with 25 stories per page that is only 1500 stories (which of that, not all are female Kyuubi and not all are pairing stories). And people have the nerve to review saying that Fem!Kyuubi is overdone...
2. Ridiculous settings. Hinata loves Naruto because she admired him throughout the academy as a source of inspiration and courage, correct? Then please tell me why the fuck that a Naruto who had been trained away from the village during his childhood, still has Hinata falling for him when he comes back to take the Genin Exams?! That's the same as saying she is a shallow fangirl attracted to looks and 'coolness'...
3. Ridiculous OOCness. Naruto influenced by Kyuubi to leave the village, develops a deep set hatred for Konoha, falls for Hinata?! Dafuq did I just read? Naruto banished by the village, joins another village, marries Hinata?! What the fuck? Naruto banished for failing the Sasuke retrieval mission, Hinata just ups and decides to abandon her family, friends and village to follow him?! The same Hinata who couldn't form a coherent sentence in his presence?!
4. Naruto himself. Many NaruHina fans fail to see Naruto as an actual living character, choosing to blindly look at Hinata only. Naruto has his own feelings and preferences, which has been shown in canon. It's quite obvious that Naruto's personality quirks are a mixture of his parents, his expressive, out-spoken and brash attitude from Kushina. His learning curve, battle instincts, ramen obsession and taste in women from Minato. Name a redhead in Konoha... none right? Name the closest person with reddish hair... Sakura right? Minato loves Kushina's red hair and Naruto has a crush/love on Sakura, whose hair is the closest thing to red in their village.
5. Naruto's feelings. Due to his lack of a proper upbringing in canon, Naruto is basically ill-informed and dense like a rock. Despite that, he clearly expresses his feelings for Sakura (not saying I support NaruSaku, just a logical explanation of canon). What NaruHina fans are doing is taking a one-sided relationship and declaring that it is mutual, which is not the case at all! When has Naruto ever shown any form of attraction to Hinata, better yet, HOW many times have they actually interacted with each other?! He obviously is not attracted to Hinata so please stop the 'a beautiful girl with midnight blue hair in a hime-styled cut and lavender eyes, he knew it was love at first sight'... Naruto has seen Hinata multiple times... none of which has EVER left him googly-eyed...
6. Hinata's confession. Naruto completely ignored it... not even bothering to confront her about it after the defeat of Nagato. Hell, he didn't even bother to check up on her condition... (I know Nagato had revived everyone but if he cared, he would have shown at least some form of concern).
7. Hinata's feelings. Her love stemmed from admiration, she admired him for his persistent attitude and courage. She claims that watching him improve makes her want to better herself, using him as a source of inspiration. Now does that sound like lovers love or sisterly love hmm? Very much like how a younger sister idolizes her 'amazing' elder brother and trying to improve so as to impress him and gain his approval hmm? Her feelings are easy to write-off as sisterly...
I just want to make one thing clear about Hinata. I don't hate her at all I just don't think she should be pair with Naruto.
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Dan/Blair (Because Opposite Attract and they really look good together)
Suite Life On Deck
Ichigo/Harem (without Rukia in it)
One Tree Hill
That's 70 show
Sonny with a Chance
Sonny/Nico (I want to see a well done story with them)
Tori/Robbie (There not enough of this pairing)
Trina/Robbie (There definitely not enough of this pairing)
Wizards of Waverly Place
Superman/Harem (Without Lois in them)
Natsu/Harem (Without Lucy in them)
Crossover Pairing: When the main guy or girl pair with the other main guy or girl from the series.
As you can probably tell I like some pairing that you don't usually don't see.
Hated Pairings: ANY AND ALL YAOI/SLASH
Naruto/Sakura (Because she a MEGA BITCH AND I WISH SHE WOULD JUST DIE AND NEVER BE WITH NARUTO OR SASUKE)
Naruto/Hinata (Because she a CREEPY STARKER AND SHE JUST NEED TO PAIR WITH KIBA ALREADY)
Sasuke/Sakura (Because they both DESERVE NOT TO BE HAPPY AT ALL AND NEED TO DIE AND GO TO HELL ALREADY)
Naruto & Harry/Any Male Character turn Female (except Haku or Any Tails Beast because I can tolerate it)
Harry/Ginny (Really J.K. Rowling Really Just WTF?)
Ron/Hermione (JUST NO J.K. ROWLING JUST NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Remus/Tonks (I honestly don't get that one at all)
Lily/Snape or Anybody else beside James and Harry (I will never support this pairing even as a side pairing EVER!!!)
Xander/With any girl from any universe (FUCK HIM!!! I hate him very much!!!)
Important Rules to Reading Crossover FanFiction with Naruto or Harry Potter FOR ME.
Rule 1. NEED TO KNOW THE AGE OF NARUTO OR HARRY
Rule 2. NEED TO KNOW IF NARUTO OR HARRY ARE THE SAME AS CANON OR TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM CANON (ATTITUDE AND POWER WISE)
Rule 3. NEED TO KNOW IF NARUTO OR HARRY IS PAIR WITH A GIRL OR BOY (YES, PEOPLE IT IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE THEIR ARE TOO MANY YAOI/SLASH ON THIS SITE)
Rule 4. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING TO BE BADASS HERO OR PETTY EMO AVENGER...cough Sasuke cough
Rule 5. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE PAIR WITH THE GIRL FROM THE OVER WORLD AND NOT FROM THE SAME WORLD (Ex. naruto not pair with hinata or sakura and harry not pair with ginny or hermione)
Rule 6. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY STILL HAVE THERE POWER AND MEMORY OR NOT.
Rule 7. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY HAVE A MAJOR CHANGE IN THE OTHER WORLD THAT WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE FROM CANON INTO AN A.U.
Rule 8. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY CROSSOVER TO A T.V. SERIES THAT ARE NORMAL GUY WITH NORMAL FAMILY OR ARE THEY STILL THE SAME FROM CANON WITH THERE POWER.
Rule 9. NEED TO KNOW IF ANY VILLAIN OR ALLIES FROM NARUTO OR HARRY POTTER WORLD COME OVER WITH THEM.
Rule 10. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A HAREM OR NOT.
Rule 11. NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING TO BE GODLIKE OR NOT.
I WILL PUT MORE LATER AS SOON AS I THINK UP MORE OF MY RULES
Elemental Jutsus Names
Katon = Fire Element
Fuuton = Wind Element
Raiton = Lightning Element
Doton = Earth Element
Suiton = Water Element
Bakuton = Explosion Element
Meiton = Dark Element
Kuuton = Void Element
Puraton = Plasma (Wind Lightning)
Futton = Boil (Water Fire)
Hyouton = Ice (Water Wind)
Mokuton = Wood (Water Earth)
Ranton = Storm (Water Lightning)
Youton = Lava (Fire Earth)
Shakuton = Scorch (Fire Wind)
Enton = Blaze (Fire Lightning)
Jinton = Dust (Fire Earth Wind)
Shouton = Crystal (Earth Water Wind)
Kouton = Steel (Earth Water Fire)
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Got this from Bonesboy15
TWILIGHT AND VAMPIRE DAIRIES CROSSOVER CHALLENGE
1. If you choose optional pairing one then Jacob must imprint on Katherine before his new transformation. If you choose the second or third one Jacob must imprint on Bella before his transformation but be mention later on in the story.
2. Must make Bella really jealous (doesn't matter which options on pairing you choose)
3. Wolf pack and Jacob's family can't easily accept Katherine as girlfriend or imprint since she is a vampire expect Seth.
4. Don't completely change Katherine personality. (Example you can still keep her manipulated attitude, as long it doesn't hurt Jacob. You can still make her kind of evil if you want.
5. If you choose options two or three then make Bella work for the relationship. Don't make Jacob easily accept her into his new life.
6. You choose if you want to put lemon scene in it but Jacob and Katherine MUST have a sex scene to show Jacob his transformation.
7. Jacob must have special power(s). Recommendation is to have the same power as Peter from the T.V. Show 'Heroes' from Season 1.
8. Jacob can't be Alpha command by Sam since he not completely wolf anymore. Jacob can't take over as the new Alpha for same reason. Finally Jacob can't or won't take shit from anybody like a badass.
9. When Jacob become his hybrid form it got to be like Michael from the Underworld movies.
If you want to do this challenge but still have question then PM and I will answer it.
Upcoming Harry Potter's Stories Harry's New Path To Power (Working Title)
Basic Summary: It's a basic harry learns about the magical world early in his life and get away from the Dursleys forever. Harry goes to another school to get a better education than Hogwarts.
This is what going to be in the story:
He will learn about the magical world (from age 6-8) from a magical truck (eight compartment) in the attic of the Dursley's house that belonged to his mother. It will have letters in it explaining to him about the magical world and Hogwarts. He will learn about his Godfather Sirius Black and his Godmother Alice Longbottom. He will learn about the Prophecy within the letter and Voldemort and his follower (death eater). It will also contain that Peter Pettigrew was the secret keeper and that Dumbledore perform the spell. His mother will say that she doesn't trust Dumbledore like his father did. He will learn about family's vault and the bank that run by goblin. He will see the head goblin to see about his parent's will and his multiple vaults that he inheritance. He is going to have adult status after leaving the bank and live in his family mansion without Dumbledore knowing. (He will be healthy looking and he will fix his eye sight )
The truck will contain books in all subjects on magic like potions, DADA, Occlumency, and etc in a library compartment and have a time turner like room in the truck so he can catch up and learn all of it without aging his body. He will find his parent's wand in the truck but will be more connect to his mother's wand than his father.
He WILL either go to Hogwarts for ONLY ONE YEAR or DOESN'T GO AT ALL. (If he does go he WON'T be a Gryffindor or Slytherin AT ALL and if he doesn't go to Hogwarts first he WILL go to a magical school in either in America or Japan) If he goes to Hogwarts he WILL leave and goes to another school after his first year.
Harry Potter will be fucking smart (yes smarter than Hermione but not with a know-it-all attitude) and knows about business stuff like buying the right stocks and how to manage his money right. He also will learn different language like Japanese, German, French, Spanish and Chinese. He will built his own yacht by the age twelve with many magical protective on it.
Harry Potter WILL NOT be emo or angst that we had seen in canon. (I will make him gray but not evil). He will not be shy with girls (or woman in general) but doesn't means he will be a playboy either. (He will flirts with girls). He will not act like pure blood like Draco but will not act like he too normal either. He WILL make friends from OTHER house and will not have only two best friends (like canon).
Pairing WILL be massive female (NO SLASH AT ALL) harem. (Ginny won't be in it) Hermione, Luna, Daphne, and Susan will more or likely be in it as well as other girls at Hogwarts. It will have other types of female (like vampire or a nymph) I might put him with Tonks but she will only be three years old than him (like Fleur). I will try to put a girl that you hardly ever seen in a harem like Emmeline Vane (a young looking order member). Narcissa Malfoy WILL BE PAIR WITH HARRY AS SEX SLAVE. (read further down to found out why)
He will be powerful (borderline Godlike) but doesn't have an ego about like Voldemort. He will have the power to control all of the elements. His animagus form WILL be a Royal Elemental Phoenix (A Phoenix that will be able to use any element that it choose to use). He will have his form before he goes to school.
Harry will own a sub-machine gun that shoot magical bullet (even element bullets) instead of real bullet, a katana that he can add his elements to it, a couple of dagger (same things the katana can do), and a different wand then he got in canon (he will not even have that wand as a backup).
Harry will help out Sirius during his second year then might contact Remus after that but neither will be father figure in his life. Sirius, Remus (?), Kreacher, and Dobby (I will find a way to save Dobby even if harry is not at Hogwarts) can all live with him at his house (America or Japan).
Dumbledore WILL be bash but he is not evil just a big ass manipulator. Molly, Ginny, Ron will also be bash. Snape will be a bad guy.
Harry will returns to Hogwarts during Fourth year because of the Goblet of Fire that the fake Moody put his name into it and must compete in. He will kickass in the first task by KILLING the dragon in a cool ass way. The third task he will play it smart but touch the portkey to send ONLY him to Voldemort with Malfoy Senior there helping him. Malfoy Senior will die at the end or get caught by harry after harry cast a spell on him to get his entire thing which includes his house, money, business, his wife & son, and etc. He will threaten Narcissa who decided to pretend to be nice harry but he found out and made her into his sex slave by turning her younger (by some advance magic) like a 25 years old.
After the fourth years everything will become really AU and doesn't follow the book at all. No Horcruxes, No Half-Blood Prince, and No Hallows.
Pairing: Harry x Massive Harem
If I missed anything else that you want to know than send me a pm and I will be HAPPY to answer any and all question. I hope I can do this story done well enough.
Harry Potter: The Elemental Phoenix Mage
Basic Summary: During Harry's Third Year at Hogwarts, He gets attack by a Dementor on the train. While the Dementor suck out the soul leech from Harry's Scar it had far reaching consequence that nobody could had foreseen. Not only did Harry true power return to him but the soul leech left behind too much of its darkness behind which quickly corrupt his mind and spirit. Along the way he meet some pretty amazingly hot female that he will bend to his will and help him in his goal to make the world a better place for himself and his sex slave. The world needs to watch out as Harry will have a bigger goal and its spell out DOOM for anyone who gets in his way.
Pairing: Evil Harry x Massive Sex Slave Harem (Female from Marvel and DC will be in it)
This story will be posted on www.hpfanficarchive.com under ShadowAlex's profile.
List of Harry Potter's Woman in his Harem in my stories: (More will be updated later!)
Emma Granger Nee Clarke
Selene Lovegood Nee Ollivander
Stacie Davis Nee Sitnova
Helga Bones Nee Hendricks
Lily Potter Nee Evans
Jadelyn Potter (OFC Harry's Sister)
Aubrey Parkinson Nee Green
Sabrina Brown Nee Francis
Marlene Greengrass Nee Noble
Astoria Greengrass (The Only Child)
Alice Longbottom Nee Hewitt
Natalie Longbottom (OFC Neville's Older Sister)
Patricia Hendricks (Helga Bones Older Twin Sister)
Apolline Delacour Nee Pelas
Narcissa Malfoy Nee Black
Lucretia Malfoy (Narcissa's Daughter)
Bellatrix LeStrange Nee Black
Vega LeStrange (Bellatrix's Daughter)
Andromeda Tonks Nee Black
Rosalina Evans (Younger Sister of Lily and Petunia Evans)
Jane & Jean Clarke (Younger Twin Sister to Emma Granger)
Catherine & Katherine Valentine (Twin Pureblood Vampires)
Sylvia Lovestone (OFC Lycan Leader)
Vivian Nightheart (OFC Vampire Leader)
Nyssa Windrunner (OFC Elvan Leader)
Padma & Parvati Patil
Michelle White (OFC Muggle Women)
Jessica Lane (OFC Alien Female)
Carol Zor-El (Younger Sister of Kara Zor-El)
Rachel Quiet (OFC Assassin)
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