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A Woman Like Me
by skittlesrayne reviews
Harry runs into an old classmate who has a new profession and a totally different look, a look that Harry finds rather attractive. Slash Warning! Cross Dressing Draco. Fic inspired by "Woman like Me" by Beyonce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by Ruinous Crow reviews
In a world where magic doesn't exist, a normal Harry Potter goes to Namimori in able to escape from his relatives. But then he meets the crazy baby Reborn and Sawada Tsunayoshi... Varia Arc now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,322 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
by K.D. Ownz reviews
Harry and the Dursleys move to Japan and are supposed to stay for at least a year. But, they ditch Harry after two days! Stuck in Namimori by himself, will Tsuna and his Guardian's be able to open Harry up to a new, brighter world? Abused!Cute! Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry P., T. Yamamoto
Fetish? What's A Fetish?
by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
by Azurez reviews
Being abandoned by the Dursleys in Japan and ending up saving an innocent woman from an attack hadn't been in Harry's plans for the summer. However, he will continue walking the same path as his Family. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,944 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Vongola 10th Generation
Man in Fangorn
by JaidenAye reviews
Stumbling into Fangorn, Merry and Pippin find more magic than Ents and the armies of Middle Earth gain an unexpected ally from the shadows of the woods. That is, if Pippin doesn't insult him into seclusion first. Roughly from challenge by CashyHoray1.00 "Lord of the Forest".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Of Ravens and Skylarks
by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Black Birds verse; Kyouya Hibari and Harry Potter; by no means are they a normal couple. Between dealing with crazy friends, crazier family, magic and the mafia, normal is not a concept that can be associated with them. Luckily for them, normal is highly overrated. 18Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,813 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., K. Hibari
by Goddess Bless reviews
Reid is injured after a run in with an unsub. As he is going to be staying in the hospital for the time being it's time to come clean about his love life before his partner meets his work partners. He could think of about a million things he'd rather do than tell profilers that he not only likes both men and women, but that he has been dating a guy for quite some time. SR.NL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 176 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure
by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Flowers for a Ghost
by taco's bell reviews
For what should have happened and what did. /Luna has a ghost she favors over the others. He has no eyes./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Luna L., Itachi U. - Complete
Another Name on the Stone
by Tarrai reviews
To many he was just another name on the stone, one of the shinobi who gave their lives on the battlefield. But to Kakashi his name meant so much more, it meant loss, love, friendship and everything in between. (Kakashi Hatake x Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
How to Kill a Snape
by Miss Bright reviews
Severus Snape isn't sure who will kill him first – Kira or Touta Matsuda. AU; crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,783 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S., Matsuda T. - Complete
The Jinchuuriki and the Demon Cat
by Keidra369 reviews
Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
by Joker and the Thief reviews
Yachiru is passed along babysitter to babysitter throughout Soul Society. Made a 2nd chapter! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Falling to Stranger Charms
by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Eternity is a gift that comes with a price, but Harry never wanted it in the first place. How much more will he have to give up before he can finally find a stable home and just let himself be happy? Legolas already knows the answer and is just waiting for Harry to come round and listen. HP/LG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Life with Snappers
by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Successor to the Weasley Twins has been found
by reader713 reviews
Fred and George have found the perfect successor. Okay, so he's blond and doesn't speak English, but he's a master prankster. Let's hope Mrs Weasley doesn't find out the twins have participated in kidnapping. And who's the red-haired kid? Is he a Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
by forevrfallenfromglory reviews
What if you caught your enemy attempting suicide? Would you stop him? Two broken young men who have always hated each other find that the only one who can truly understand them...is each other. Follow Draco and Harry as their friendship and relationship grows, despite the dangers and obstacles presented them by the Dark lord and his forces. Canon up to HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,559 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Those Moments in Life
by Juura99 reviews
A collection of individual, short drabbles. May or may not contain pairings. Rating K to T depending. No connection between stories. AU/Canon verse. All characters included. Possible OOCness. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
by UchiHime reviews
Tuesday Night is Ladies night... DMHP, cross dressing, full summary and list of warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour
by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There is a Reason for Everything
by Sereyuki reviews
Draco doesn't drink like to drink alcohol. When the twins decide to play a prank on an unsuspecting Draco we find out why he doesn't like to drink. Pairings: Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron. Its yaoi if you don't like it don't read it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goldfish Don't Bounce
by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to be partners in Auror training, but when they get a pet, at least they have something in common. That is, until something happens to that pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking
by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crazy Last Night
by theacefrost reviews
Sasuke awakens to find that he is not in his home and he is not alone. Last night had to have been pretty crazy for him to end up like this. Yaoi, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter is a Serial Killer
by CityofOaks reviews
Harry is being shady and his friends suspect foul play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Power Pole and The Puddle
by Livvi18 reviews
Iruka watched the medic- nin lead Kakashi into the psychiatric ward of Konoha's Hospital with a little bit of guilt. But, oh well. My first attempt at humor please R/R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
by naturegirlrocks reviews
Draco is a part Veela and now he is nesting. how can he hide it from Harry and protect their new relationship? Warning: some swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beer, Boyfriends and Bedroom Talk
by Sophia Clark reviews
Hermione is in for a shock when she pays her boyfriend a visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Kind of Twisted World Did We Fall Into?
by TheGoldenTeam reviews
Draco Malfoy asks our favourite trio a question at lunch. Is the experience real? What did he ask? How will the trio respond. R&R please. This is a one-shot that came off the top of my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Sasuke has finally enough: this Valentine he'll make Naruto his! Only problem: how is he going to accomplish that? Why, with the help of his dear aniki of course! The dobe better be worth it! Sasunaru, Itadei, slash, shounen-ai, please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
by Jendra reviews
Sequel to JGE. Sixth Year has begun. With Voldie gone, it should all be perfect, right? Wrong. Changes are coming, and some things are Beyond even Harry's Expectations. HP/LM crossdressing, Dumble bashing, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,996 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination
by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not in my Job Description
by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paint a New World
by Davian J Wolfe reviews
Harry asks one thing of Draco, that if he dies Draco is to paint the new world. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jade Green Eyes
by Jendra reviews
Harry found a way to hide from a world that wanted too much from him. Crossdressing, Harry/Lucius slash Sequel to Mythic Alliance don't need to read it first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,591 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
by whereSilencebegins reviews
With a new threat looming on the horizon that endangers the world's hard earned peace, Naruto must learn how to become a courtesan. What he never expects is to run into Sasuke...full summary inside. SasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,673 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
by TangiblyYours reviews
"They seemed so precariously drawn to one another, as though they were opposite poles of two different magnets. Whether in the form of love or hate, they were inseparable." And no one could ever really understand it. HPDM slash, slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
CRACK! PARODY! M RATED CONTENT WARNING! Just to catch your attention LOL! Kakashi receives a mysterious message from... Somewhere and is suddenly thrown into a situation beyond this control. His mission: To ensure that Umino Iruka and himself survive!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
An Enlightening Conversation
by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Iruka thought he knew what to expect when he went home to Kakashi after a hard day at the academy. But it turns out that one of his certainties about Kakashi isn't quite as certain as he thought... Mild established KakaIru and slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Most Youthful Challenge
by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Truth or Dare?
by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10077 - Favs: 29,986 - Follows: 12,265 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
by SethMaxwell06 reviews
When Harry Potter first moved to Namimori with his godfathers, he never expected anything exciting. After all, with Voldemort dead what else was there to do? Then he met Hibari Kyouya and it went down hill from there. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 454 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., K. Hibari - Complete
The Red Balloon
by the croc reviews
Slash. Draco/Harry A couple of boys are swept away by a war. Very bitter-sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Came Home For This?
by wen-parmadol reviews
Harry has won the war, and now wants to return home. But home is not at Hogwarts, and definetly not at the Dursley's. Does Rivendell ring a bell?HPLOTR and slash Char Death w/twist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky
by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
by kirallie reviews
AU. Slash. One shot. In the final battle against Sauron's forces two lovers are seperated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [Harry P., Legolas] Poppy P., Frodo B. - Complete
by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After the Storm
by Youngauthor27 reviews
What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos
by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 8,026 - Follows: 1,914 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants
by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons
by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist
by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 1,488 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
She is the One Named Sailor
by dowsingelf77 reviews
Word to the wise. Never let Orihime come up with a battle strategy. Rated for minor language and crossdressing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 9,583 - Follows: 1,600 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time
by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy was dead, and it was left to Ron to collect his belongings. But in the process of cleaning out the apartment, Ron discovers a few secrets he never knew. HPDM. After Hogwarts. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Crack!fic! What would happen if Matt came home when Mello was trying to get Mogi to cooperate so that he may send him to Near's place to get the information he needs? Absolute chaos of course! [Oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
by demonrubberducky reviews
Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling?
by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 270 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
All Good Things Have to End Sometimes
by meleth78 reviews
It's difficult to let go of the things we love the most...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
by FastForward reviews
Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend
by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet
by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 7,185 - Follows: 609 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing
by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Wings of Flame reviews
After being unjustly detained on false murder charges for a year Harry flees to Japan. Escaping Azkaban was the easy part, now he has to figure out how to live again. With the help of Tsuna and his merry band of misfits, Harry might be able to do just that. Lets just hope everyone survives the experience. Eventual Gokudera/Harry. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Harry P., H. Gokudera] Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
What I Am reviews
Fluffy Darry. Both Harry and Draco recount the major turning points in their life and how their greatest flaws become their greatest strengths. "My name is Harry Potter and I'm an idiot." Two-shot. Rated for swearing/paranoia mostly. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Supermegafoxyawesome: The Pimp Cane reviews
CRACKFIC On going to ask for Draco's hand Harry encounters Lucius Malfoy in all his glory. Involves Darry, improper use of an umbrella and of course the inspiration: the all famous Malfoy pimp cane. NO lemon, just CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Back in the Day reviews
CRACKFIC The Marauders in all their glory, meet Harry Potter. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
CRACKFIC The most dangerous day of the year in Konoha. Valentines day. Kakashi and Iruka are wanted men. Now featuring KakaIru and SasuNaru CRACKFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete