Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Transformers.
"Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!" -Arkham Asylum (The Joker)
"The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!'" (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) "Get it? Oh, what a senseless waste of human life!"-Arkham Asylum
"You..You really are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self -righteousness, and I won't kill you because you are to much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."-The Dark Knight
"You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory
Someone explain to me where the Joker gets the time to be so dang cool, because I just don't understand. With all of that murdering and running from Batman, you would think he would be too tired to do this. But once again, he proves me wrong.
I am in the middle of trying to figure out my fanfiction identity and, yes, I did begin to work on an American Psycho FF, but honestly, it's not that good and was more therapy for my psyche than anything else, if you know what I mean.
GENERAL HOSPITAL (of stories)
THE SCARS OF ABEL - a Batman Begins/Dark Knight/Dark Knight Rises fanfiction taking place over all three movies and between from the point of view of an OC character that becomes close to, though not romantically involved with, Bruce Wayne.
"You think it all breaks down into symbolism and structures and hints and clues. No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?" - Batman #681
"Do you want to know why ... I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor ... all the little ... emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" - Joker.
"What are you really scared of Bats? Not being able to save Commissioner Gordon in time? failing to save this cesspool of a city? Me...IN A THONG?"
“It’s just such ignorance which forever relegates you to the ranks of underling.” - Megatron, A Prime Problem
StarscreamII is literally the most wonderful person on the face of the planet.
That is all.
12/29/12 My laziness hasn't changed whatsoever, though I've gotten some things done.