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Joined 07-02-10, id: 2429320, Profile Updated: 12-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Transformers.

"Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!" -Arkham Asylum (The Joker)

"The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!'" (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) "Get it? Oh, what a senseless waste of human life!"-Arkham Asylum

"You..You really are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self -righteousness, and I won't kill you because you are to much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."-The Dark Knight

"You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory

Someone explain to me where the Joker gets the time to be so dang cool, because I just don't understand. With all of that murdering and running from Batman, you would think he would be too tired to do this. But once again, he proves me wrong.

I am in the middle of trying to figure out my fanfiction identity and, yes, I did begin to work on an American Psycho FF, but honestly, it's not that good and was more therapy for my psyche than anything else, if you know what I mean.

GENERAL HOSPITAL (of stories)

THE SCARS OF ABEL - a Batman Begins/Dark Knight/Dark Knight Rises fanfiction taking place over all three movies and between from the point of view of an OC character that becomes close to, though not romantically involved with, Bruce Wayne.

"You think it all breaks down into symbolism and structures and hints and clues. No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?" - Batman #681

"Do you want to know why ... I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor ... all the little ... emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" - Joker.

"What are you really scared of Bats? Not being able to save Commissioner Gordon in time? failing to save this cesspool of a city? Me...IN A THONG?"
-Joker in Batan: Arkham Asylum

“It’s just such ignorance which forever relegates you to the ranks of underling.” - Megatron, A Prime Problem


12/3/12 I'm being (mainly) lazy. I've not done much on either TSOA or WCW in a very long time, which is saddening.

StarscreamII is literally the most wonderful person on the face of the planet.

That is all.

crusades

12/29/12 My laziness hasn't changed whatsoever, though I've gotten some things done.

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Alien Vs Predator The Female Warrior by Fictionstv reviews
Shortly after the events of AVP, the Yautja make Lex one of them...literally. This tale features Lex's ongoing struggle to keep her humanity while under pressure by a Yautja Prince to conform to his ways. Lex X Prince
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 217,546 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Lex, Royce
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
The King's Courting by Flaminglyironic reviews
King Stephen seduces a monk.
Pillars of the Earth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013
Haven by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Arkham Boys by ninjapoke reviews
What happens when Harvey Dent, Jonathan Crane, and the Joker get locked up in Arkham together and make their own little 'club? Three is a lonley number... Will they be able to create a new villan to join said club? Now thats an enigma.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Crane, Joker
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
This Thing Called Parenting by Mystic Blade reviews
Here is the mini interlude following 'Partner of a Bad Blood'. It deals with the two main characters and their new life within the yautja society along with new problems.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
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The Scars of Abel reviews
She saw him first miles and miles away from his own home-and she never forgot him. When she unknowingly stepped into his territory, her life changed drastically. Because the man she saw was Bruce Wayne-but that was not his only identity. (This takes place over all three of the movies; from BB to TDKR.) M for language and possible sexual content. I don't own Batman or the films.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Kronos City reviews
An AU. It's been three years since the Decepticon occupation on Earth-their true motive came out only after they defeated the Autobots in what is now being called the 'Last Battle'. In Kronos, New York, a city that's been all but abandoned, a former scientist believes she has found a way out-to bring back the humanity to the humans. ONLY A SAMPLE. LEAVES REVIEWS FOR MORE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Shockwave