Author has written 26 stories for Star Wars, NCIS, Inheritance Cycle, Warhammer, Temeraire, Pokémon, Mass Effect, Spyro the Dragon, Discworld, Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, Bionicle, Maximum Ride, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
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Favourite Book series:
Maximum Ride (James Patterson)
Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini
Artemis Fowl (Eoin Colfer)
Rangers Apprentice (John Flanagan)
Deltora Quest (Emily Rodda)
Lord of the Rings (J. R. R. Tolkien)
Harry Potter (J. K. Rowling)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams & Eoin Colfer)
Shane Schofield (Matthew Reilly)
Jack West Jr. (Matthew Reilly)
Space Wolf (William King & Lee Lightner)
Eisenhorn Trilogy (Dan Abnett)
Ravenor Trilogy (Dan Abnett)
Even though technically not a series, the High Elves WARHAMMER army book is well worth reading, just for the great background stories.
Temeraire (Naomi Novik)
Dragonriders of Pern (Anne McCaffrey)
Seraphina (Rachel Hartman)
Wings of Fire (Tui T. Sutherland)
Favourite TV shows:
NCIS Los Angeles
(occasionally) City Homicide
Chaos Warriors (In future stories where these * are involved, I will not be kind.) In WHFB game terms, they are close to unkillable.
(Or more likely, my brother is just scary lucky, and I'm atrociously unlucky when it comes to dice.)
Archaon the Everchosen (See above, plus this bastard is just overpowered.)
Things on the go:
I'd just like to note here, that I'm now done with high school.
I'm putting the finishing touches on an Original Fiction I plan to try and get published and I'm also trying to write fanfiction.
What this boils down to is a confession that I'm having writers block issues and updates are going to be far slower than they once were.
I DO NOT however, intend to give up on fanfiction: Be it reading, reviewing or writing.
I'm throwing down the gauntlet here.
No matter how hard I look, it seems that most not many people are willing to put effort into crossover fictions, and simply forget them.
And don't get me started on trying to find an actual GOOD crossover, that hasn't been abandoned, or is complete.
(Okay, I might be guilty of that with Birds of a Feather, but I'm currently experiencing writers block there.)
So, my challenge to any fanfiction author with good grammar, spelling and structure, and who hates slash and parody of any variety is:
To write a decent crossover for one of the following:
Matthew Reilly\Call of Duty Modern Warfare
Inheritance Cycle\WHFB (There are a couple of these, including one I'm doing,-and currently have a case of writers block on,- but again, not enough.)
Maximum Ride\Artemis Fowl (There are a couple of these that are pretty good, but in my opinion, not enough.)
Matthew Reilly\Maximum Ride
Matthew Reilly\Artemis Fowl
Inheritance Cycle\Deltora Quest
LotR\ Deltora Quest
Temeraire\Inheritance Cycle (Only one of, and I'm the one writing it.)
Temeraire\Pirates of the Caribbean (This HAS to be done more than just the two!)
Matthew Reilly\ Temeraire
Call of Duty Modern Warfare\ Temeraire
Halo\Dragonrders of Pern
Something featuring Captain Titus (WH40k Space Marine(video game)) taking on the Covenant and Flood. So a rather specific Warhammer\Halo.
Wings of Fire\Spyro (LoS, because Skylanders is HERESY!)
Wings of Fire\Skyrim* (Lulz aplenty to be had.)
Wings of Fire\Inheritance Cycle*
Wings of Fire\Warhammer 40k*
If anyone is remotely interested, and fulfills the underlined requirements above: drop me a PM and I'll not only have a look at your story, and review it, I'll advertise it.
It should be noted, that curbstomps are not even remotely interesting and these stories would probably revolve more around the dragon characters learning the hard way that they don't give the "scavengers" nearly enough credit, but again, curbstomps do not make good reading.
"Who wills, can. Who tries, does. Who loves, lives." -Page 320 of Anne McCaffrey's Dragonflight, the first novel in the Dragonriders of Pern series
"If I remember correctly, ma'am, there's only one God. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." -Captain America, The Avengers.
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” -Tom Clancy
"Vengeance is sweet. And best served cold. Like ice cream." -MrDarth151, plotting a satire.
"Can I at least beat up two of your pawns?"-Bruce Wayne\Batman, Batman Begins
Get in line, Birdface; Boreale's a clown, he's mine." -Cegorach, upon hearing Tzeentch planned on claiming Indrick Boreale's soul.
"Dear Twilight fans: Thank you for making us look normal. -Trekkies." -Unknown
"When you hear two eye-witness accounts of a car crash, you begin to worry about history." -Unknown
"It takes a vast amount of self-control to be this dangerous." -Ogvai Ogvai Jarl of Space Wolves Legion Tra Company Prospero Burns
"War is just an ellaboration and codification of a much purer activity, which is being alive. Sometimes, at the most basic level, to be alive you must stop other people being alive. This is what we do. We are extremely good at it." -Ogvai Ogvai Jarl of Space Wolves Legion Tra Company Prospero Burns
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure of the former." -Albert Einstein
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit, a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein
"Such is Life." -Ned Kelly
"Someone's about to have a bad chair day." -Zael Sleet Ravenor
"A man is like steel: If he loses his temper, he loses his worth." -Chuck Norris
"A throne is only a bench covered in velvet." -Napoleon Bonaparte
"A revolution is an idea that has found its bayonets." -Napoleon Bonaparte
"Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment." -Napoleon Bonaparte
"I do not want a good general, I want a lucky one." -Napoleon Bonaparte
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." -Napoleon Bonaparte
"You want a war! I'll give you a motherf!$%ing war!!!" -Sky Monster The Five Greatest Warriors
"Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke
"What foetid corner of the Imperium spawns these fawning idiots?" -Gregor Eisenhorn, preface of Hereticus
"But I am finished with you." -Captain Titus, Ultramarines 2nd company, before shooting Ork Warboss Grimskull in the head. Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
"If only my heresy were so simple." -Ramius Klute, Atlas Infernal
"Qui veut vivre 'eternellement?' -Master Sergeant Jean-Claude Franc,ois Michel Huguenot, 'Le Barabarian' 'Baba', Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves (Who want's to live forever, in French.)
"Because I'm his Fairy Godmotherf*&%er." -Gunnery Sergeant Gena 'Mother' Newman on why she always goes where 'Scarecrow' goes. Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves
"If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it found and shot!"-Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Challenge Crossover Fanfictions:
Eragon's Skyrim Adventure, by IAmAltair (Skyrim\Inheritance Cycle)
Dragon Rider, Dragon Born, by 252 Reluctant Saviour (Skyrim\Inheritance Cycle)
The Lost Prince of Caledor, by Caledor54 (WHFB\Inheritance Cycle)
Dragon Rider, meet Dovahkiin, by He who gets bored easy (Skyrim\Inheritance Cycle)
Dragons, by Annonimous4862. (Skyrim\Inheritance Cycle)
To anyone who has artistic skill:
As this site now allows for the use of 'book covers' so to speak, I think it might be an idea to put this out there:
If you want to do a cover for any of the fictions I'm doing, just drop me a line and let me know what you want to do an image for.
As I'm well aware that drawing takes effort, and creating book covers is even harder, I think it only fair to mention that the illustrator for any image I use will also be acknowledged with the artwork in the Author's Notes.
If anyone is interested in doing fan art\covers for any of my stories, feel free to drop me a line.
Who knows, I might even cameo you in a story.
No guarentee you won't just be a redshirt though.