TheSpriteOfJayum
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Joined 07-02-10, id: 2429383, Profile Updated: 03-03-14
Author has written 10 stories for Up, Monsters vs. Aliens, Edward Scissorhands, and Despicable Me.

Hello! Welcome to my FanFic profile. You can call me Sprite. I underrate the overrated and overrate the underrated. You have all the privileges of the world to read my stories and please review. And whatever you do, do NOT pass my work off as yours, or a legion of angry fellow sprites will beat you to death, grind your body into pulp, and feed it to the dying plants of the world as a fertilizer. Still, don't.

Name: TheSpriteofJayum. On DeviantArt, I'm DrJEMnutcase (link: http://drjemnutcase.deviantart.com/). I will never give you my real name no matter how hard you may plea or blackmail me cuz I don't trust just anyone on the web. You may offer me all the moolah on Earth, but I will never tell you.

I'm a strange person from the underrated, liberal rinky-dink but beautiful Pacific Northwest in the US and live in a suburbian town somewhere, ya know, and enjoying the rain I have for about 30% of the year and very little snow for only a few days (if I'm lucky, a week or so). I think you have to be 13 to be on this site, so I'm 13. My birthday is December 18.

Hobbies: computers, reading (duh), writing (duh), drawing (fanart mostly, you can see some of my artwork on DeviantArt. I also like drawing concept art for my stories), creating OC's and drawing them, genetics, chemistry, history, and creating doodle comics to make friends laugh.

Life in General: Quiet overlooked kid. Epilepsy survivor. Soon-to-be medical customer service representative. Avid reader and writer and have been both since age 8. Supporter of epilepsy awareness.

Favorite movies: Monsters vs. Aliens, Beauty and the Beast, Labyrinth, Song of Bernadette, Princess Diaries 1 & 2, Fantasia, Enchanted, Tarzan, Father of the Bride (newer one), It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Invisible Man, The Fly, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Les Miserables, Fiddler on the Roof.

Favorite TV shows: Addams Family, Total Drama series, Once Piece...don't really watch TV, so I only know so much.

Favorite actors: Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries, Love and Other Drugs), Emma Thompson (Nanny McPhee, Brave) Hugh Laurie (House-derp!), Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands), Vincent Price (The Fly, The Great Mouse Detective), Debbie Reynolds (Singin' In the Rain, Charlotte's Web cartoon), Cary Grant (Bringing Up Baby, loads more), Katherine Hepburn (Bringing up Baby, loads more), Audrey Hepburn (My Fair Lady, Breakfast at Tiffany's), Rex Harrison (My Fair Lady, Dr. Doolittle-the older one), and...I forget who else. As you can see I watch a LOT of old movies.

Favorite authors: A lot my FanFic reviewers and buds (thank you all very much. It's okay, you don't have to review my stories to be one of my faves.). Really don't have a clue.

Favorite artists: Hans Zimmer, James Horner, Howard Shore, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Aaron Tveit, and I forget who else...

Favorite songs (and OSTs too): Casper's Lullaby-James Horner, Grand Finale (Edward Scissorhands)-Danny Elfman, When You're Gone-Avril Lavigne, Ave Maria-arrangement of Leopold Stokowski, Belle-Garou, Patrick Lavoie, Daniel Fiori, You'll Be In My Heart-Phil Collins (for my BFF), Prologue (for Anastasia movie)-(forgot artist), Total Praise-Richard Smallwood, Grey Havens (LOTR: Return of the King)-Howard Shore...aaaannnnd loads more.

Religious views: Christian, but against the molesters, jerks and such that claim to be ones. It's okay. You don't have to be Christian to be my friend. I will never shove my beliefs down someone's throat, EVER! 'Cuz you get nowhere doing that. And just because I'm a Christian doesn't mean I'm a people hater, homophobe, etc. I know a lesbian whom I love to pieces and I would do the same for any homosexual, but I don't believe gay people are born that way. I follow the rules of "love the person, just not what they do." I'm mostly pacifist because war's overrated and a big culprit of the national debt (in my opinion).

A note:

a note or two

They call me...a faker for attention…weak…a freak…dangerous…C.P (Cerebral palsy)...broken…a mistake…a scaredy cat…a problem child…a burden…a druggie…weird…contagious…possessed by demon…an embarrassment…
I am neither. I have epilepsy.
I have a brain damage that I can't control.
I can't help that I have seizures.
I am neither a faker for attention, weak, a freak, dangerous, C.P nor am I broken, a mistake, a scaredy cat, problem child, a burden, druggie, weird nor am I contagious, possessed by demons or an embarrassment I am just ME!

Epilepsy affects over 50 million people worldwide or approximately 1 in 100 people. That's more than multiple sclerosis, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy and Parkinson's disease combined. Nearly 3 million Americans have epilepsy, yet epilepsy and seizures remains largely misunderstood by the public. This lack of understanding can have a serious impact on the access to communities, treatment, employment or education for people with epilepsy.

Sadly, there's less research done on epilepsy than on MS. MS is a gradual process whereas with epilepsy one can go into a seizure, have something bad happen (like choking on spit/hitting their head wrong-ie: Jett Travolta), and die in the matter of minutes. It can range from a simple 10-second stare without free-will to unconscious convulsions. It can range from one seizure every couple of years to several a day. It can range from no damage whatsoever to death (but death's a rarity).

Everybody knows about Breast Cancer Awareness (ribbons, aluminum yogurt lids, Tic Tacs, etc). Autism awareness is popping up nowadays. At grocery, department, hardware stores and drive-thrus, I see "Support (name issue) Awareness" or "Create a world free of (name issue)." So far I know/knew three people with breast cancer, at least two people with autism, two people with MS, zero people with cystic fibrosis, and I'm the only one that I know of that has epilepsy.

My only rights activist craze. Seriously though, I'm still the same person I was before I had it; my brain just has a mind of it's own. Either you can make a pity party of your condition or make lemonade out of those lemons. I even have a shirt that says "Epilepsy: seize the day!" Still...SUPPORT EPILEPSY AWARENESS! MARCH 26th & NOVEMBER

More thoughts...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (hey, I've NO right to judge who goes where. And neither does anybody else. we'll see how it turns outs in the end.)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (never in a million years...cuz you get nowhere doing that.)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a hoe...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hoe

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (black's my 2nd favorite color. what the H is wrong with that?)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (haven't tried that yet.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking hoe.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (C'mon, there's an average of 100 Nazis left in the world)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (what's the point anymore?)

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I love people, just not what they believe/do.)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hoe.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I don't know sometimes...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling hoe.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a hoe.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (actually, people who HATE comics are losers.)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE...So I MUST be a hoe myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (um, you're lookin' @ politicians and celebrities, not the people.)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (does that mean I've been emo since I was nine?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (eh, half the time)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic person.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I LOVE MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I have friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (used to be that way.)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.


Stories

Monsters vs. Aliens

-The Invisible Love-

Summary: A new monster arrives at Area Fifty-Two. She reminds the monsters of a past monster while she turns B.O.B.'s world upside down.

Pairings: B.O.B./OC

Story type: Part of Invisoline Saga. Number 1. Humor/Romance

Rated: K

Complete

-The Incredible Chase-

Summary: Sequel to the Invisible Love. 4 years have passed, and Jennifer is going on sweet sixteen, muddling through high school, and fighting more alien scum with Monger's monsters. Along the way, she and the gang meet some surviving humanoid monsters being chased by a galactic menace. Pairings: B.O.B./OC, Link/OC/Monger

Story type: Part of Invisoline Saga. Number 2. Humor/Adventure

Complete

Do NOT read unless you've read the Invisible Love. Yes, I know it's crummy, but what can you expect for your first fanfic?

Rated: K-some action violence

-The Invincible Adversary-

Summary: Four years have passed, & great expectations are awaiting Jenny & the monsters. In that time, an alien invasion arrives with the force to wreak revenge & destroy the team. No. 3 & last story of the Invisoline Trilogy. Pairings: B.O.B./OC, Monger/OC

Story type: Part of Invisoline Saga. Number 3. Romance/Adventure

In Progress Do NOT read unless you've read the others

-Milleniums Apart-

Summary: With more freedom in his new life, Link finds his former swamp as well as his old life gone forever. Meanwhile, he learns to let go of his past and reach into the future for something better.

Pairings: Link/OC, Link/Susan

Story type: Stand-alone. Romance/Angst (?)

Not started yet. Don't know if I want to do this one or not.

-A Lifetime-

Summary: A genius and an immigrant cross paths at college and get taken on a wild friendship together. Little will they know of what will happen during their lifetime.

Pairings: Dr. C/OC, maybe some Link/OC

Story type: Stand-alone. Romance/Tragedy

In progress.

I really want this story to be successful. One of my few works so far that's made me cry.

-Eating Aliens for Breakfast-

Summary: One morning at Area *Bleep!, the monster Phyllis/Electrill and the alien Sta'abi have a monsters versus aliens battle on their own.

Story type: One-shot. Action/Humor

Complete.

Author's Note on Monsters vs. Aliens:

#1: On pairings...I don't believe that Dr. C. and Susan are a couple. Or that Dr. C. is in love with Susan. If there's a couple in a movie, I'd like a definite sign of it (Example: Melman/Gloria, Hiccup/Astrid, and Megamind/Roxanne). Of course, Doc and his Swirly-Pop made a fine pair in Mutant Pumpkins. Evidence?...sorry, folks, I've seen it all, I'm not convinced, and I'm gonna need more . :P Btw, I really don't see much of anything else in Mutant Pumpkins or the TV series.

#2: I don't believe Derek is some ruthless dumb a*% who wants to ruin Susan and the monsters' lives in revenge for screwing up his TV reporter career; he's just a poor selfish guy with some great insecurities. He got what he deserved at the end, so let's beat it.

#3: For: About the TV series on Nickelodeon, in my opinion, it's not too terrible. Like any other TV series based on a movie, it has its hits and misses; some episodes are meh while others actully aren't too bad. The new voice cast has its good and bad moments. New characters? Not too cheesy. And one thing...I'd rather watch the series than read some badly written MvA fanfic about Dr C/Susan or a Mary-Sue OC/On-Of-The-Monsters.

Up

-Memories and Farewell-

Summary: This is the part in the beginning at the end of Carl & Ellie F.'s life together. Carl reminisces and visits Ellie in her last hours.

Pairings: Carl/Ellie

Number of chaps: One-shot

Story Type: Stand-alone. Romance/Tragedy

-Complete-

Edward Scissorhands

-Second Ice Angel-

Summary: The story how Edward came to create the ice sculpture of Kim we see at the end of the movie.

Pairings: Edward/Kim

Number of chaps: One-shot

Story Type: Stand-alone. Romance

Author's note on Edward Scissorhands:

As much as lots of us would like to have him, NO ONE can have Edward but Kim. Even after all the years of not seeing each other, their hearts will always belong to each other. And that's why I don't agree with the Edward/OC stories. It's like doing a Titanic fanfic and doing Jack/OC or Rose/OC.

-Complete-

Despicable Me

-It's For You-

Summary: For 12 years, a little minion has hidden his feelings for one of the girls. Can he reveal his love to her before it's too late?

Pairings: Phil the Minion/Agnes

Number of chaps: One-shot Romance/Humor

Story Type: Stand-alone

-Complete-

Night At the Museum

-Maritime Mayhem-

Summary: Calico Jack, Anne Bonny, and Mary Read join the exhibits at the Museum.

Pairings: Calico/Anne, Mary/one of the exhibits (dunno yet)

Story Type: Stand-alone. Adventure/Humor

-Been on my mind for a while, dunno if I wanna do this yet-

-Conspiracy and Reality-

Summary: Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov and imposter Anna Anderson are added to the collection.

Pairings: None yet.

Story Type: Stand-alone. Definitely Mystery

-Ditto-

Toy Story

-There You'll Always Be-

Summary: Over the memories of her and losing her as well, Woody will never let go of Bo. Songfic of Fox and the Hound's "Good-bye May Seem Forever".

Pairings: Woody/Bo

Story Type: Stand-alone. Romance/Tragedy

-...pending, pending...-

OC's created...

Jennifer "Invisoline" Griffin-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster

Elijah "Coyosapien" Cordova-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster

Phyllis "Electrill" Penniman-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster

Liv "Faytale" Roberts-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-monster

Kathy, Aaron, & Amanda Hathaway-The Invisoline Trilogy-Monsters vs. Aliens-humans

Charlotte Campbell/Hawkinson-A Lifetime-Monsters vs. Aliens-human

Any friends/members of the Campbell & Hawkinson families-A Lifetime-Monsters vs. Aliens-humans

Each O.C. is a copyright of me and may not be used in FanFiction stories without author's permission.

I think it would be funny and so B.O.B. if he gave her a stupidly exaggerated name like "Bella Marie". Even though in the TV series her name is Diane.

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The 'What If' Series by DawnoftheMonsters reviews
Updated every two weeks, A series of 'what if' events from the movie, B.OB's Big Break, Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space, Night Of The Living Carrots and the Television Series.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 129 - Words: 196,856 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/10/2010
I took an oath by Carlisle Fan 22 reviews
We all know how Dr. Cockroach came to look the way he does now. But what if he left someone behind when he was captured? One month goes by and his wife decides to turn herself into a cockroach monster too to be reunited with him. Follow her as she goes through the events of the short film BOB'S BIG BREAK and the events of the MONSTERS VS. ALIENS movie. Dr. C/OC
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,015 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Dr. Cockroach - Complete
Fight or Flee by Cossacks250 reviews
Earth is under threat once again, but this time, the bond between the monsters is under threat as well as Humanity. Will they stand or will they fall? Will they fight or flee? Some OC's.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 141,945 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012
Tormented Souls by InvaderCeCe reviews
What would you do if you found out you were realated to a monster?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Dr. Cockroach, The Missing Link
God Help the Outcasts by Wordmangler reviews
A more realistic retelling of the movie with the focus on Susan's emotional turmoil after her life is changed for ever. How does she cope with this extraordinary thing that has happened to her? Gone is the slapstick, and much of the comedy, replaced with a focus on character development and careful factual research to make her story and her emotions seem as real as I can.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Susan M./Ginormica, Dr. Cockroach - Complete
Memories and Nightmares by Cora Sinclair reviews
To prove that I'm still alive I decided to update! So here's a cute little one shot that touches down on Susan and Emily's relationship.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,299 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica - Complete
The Monster's Guide To Turkey Day by Celestial Rainstorm reviews
The team gets invited to spend Thanksgiving with the Murphy's, but one monster needs a little help in knowing how to celebrate the strange American holiday. Fluff, implied Dr. C/Susan, one-shot.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica - Complete
Monsters vs Aliens: The babysitters by chloemcg reviews
When Doctor Cockroach find an infant on the doorstep, he and the other monsters must take care of it. But how will Monger react to this?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Dr. Cockroach - Complete
Attack of the 50 Foot Women by DawnoftheMonsters reviews
The world is a dangerous and hazardous place and the monsters are saving it on a daily basis. But even they are not prepared for a new threat that will push the planet and them to the edge of chaos. New friends and old adversaries will follow.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Pirates, and tiger, of the Caribbean by Numbuh296 reviews
AT WORLD'S END UP! Calvin and Hobbes find themselves in an epic adventure on the high seas. Meeting rouges such as Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, and Davy Jones, will they become the best pirates of the Caribbean? Reviews greatly appreciated.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,988 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007
Many Faces of Doctor Cockroach by RedHatMeg reviews
...as seen by his friends, mainly Link. Sometimes drama, sometimes fluff, sometimes pure madness! Face Number 2: Dance Master, or - Doc's music tase and reasons for PhD in dance.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Dr. Cockroach, The Missing Link
I'm There When You Need Me by FireStar104 reviews
Stories of when the monsters needed each other, for the worst or for the best... they're there.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012
Prank Calls by FireStar104 reviews
Short prank calls from the monsters. Hey, they got nothing better to do! Well, except fight aliens.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012
Parenthood by DawnoftheMonsters reviews
They've overcome many obstacles: aliens, robots, invasions, men with guns, aliens disguised as men with guns. But now comes the biggest challenge of Sarah and Matts lives...something more terrifying than alien apocalypse! Warning: Adult content in places!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Area 52: The Beginning by Claws McDonald reviews
How did this giant and secret building came to be? Why was it build? How were the monsters' lives before they were taken to that place? Only one person has the answer.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - W.R. Monger
Metallic Winter by ambigousAnonymity reviews
It has been a month since Edward's death. Now he spends his time all alone in the mansion, sitting in front of an open attic widow, while the frost bites at his fingers and toes, not thinking. Until Peg comes up to the mansion,saving Edward again.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Dance by Laerkstrein reviews
She'd always been beautiful, and he'd always loved her. But the way she danced was like nothing he'd ever seen.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
White Dress Turns Red by Insanity with Cheese reviews
Each time you see a snowflake...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
A Different Childhood by futureauthor13 reviews
What if Megamind had landed in the prison, but couldn't stay there? What if the government took him, and put him in an underground prison where he met a familiar group of monsters? Total AU/Crossover fic Complete!
Crossover - Monsters vs. Aliens & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,134 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Megamind - Complete
Titanic Heart by JCK824TO reviews
WALL-E finds an VHS copy of the movie 'Titanic' and invites EVE and MO to watching it with him, little did they know what sad emotions waits for them in the best selling movie of all time. R&R
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - WALL-E, EVE
The Infernal Holly Bush by Jedi Arwen Sparrow Winchester reviews
Gollum accidently gets teleported to the North Pole and meets Santa Claus. Santa happens to have need of a delivery boy...Crack! Fic, please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Gollum - Complete
Love's Curfew by Starkiller reviews
Susan refuses to accept her feelings for Link. Rated for suggestive themes. Susan x Link
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Susan M./Ginormica, The Missing Link - Complete
Morphica by Tonycakes reviews
A new monster has joined the crew. She turns their world upside down. With her spunky attitude the monsters are in for some excitement!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Dog Lovers by legi0nn reviews
Everyone, even a dog has new beginnings. Some may end quickly, and some may last a lifetime. At least, that's what Alpha learned.
Up - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009
And Another Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Sei-sama reviews
An idea juggled in the early years of this humble monster containment facility: Do monsters need therapy?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Halloween in Area 52 by Sei-sama reviews
B.O.B. needs a Halloween costume. Dr. Cockroach works on something a little more important than anything to do with a stupid holiday.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Gollum on Red Bull by AthenaPersephone14 reviews
Dr. Robert Hayes invents a machine that can transport anything to anywhere, even into books and movies. But when he transports a six-pack of Red Bull into his Lord of the Rings book, things become a little dicey for Frodo and Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Gollum - Complete
Stories of the Heart by Writerdragon reviews
Little drabbles and oneshots for Dr.C/Susan couple. "Teen" to be safe.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Wedding woes by Writerdragon reviews
When Dr. Cockroach proposed to Susan, everything went fine. But what would her parents think? Will they accept the fact that thier daughter's going to marry him? And what will happen when Derik finds out? Sequel to The Origin of Werewolf. DrC/Susan. DONE.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,461 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Please Come Back by Sei-sama reviews
Before the accident. The normal life of Dr. Cockroach...previously known as Jeffery G. Hedison.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
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Eating Aliens for Breakfast reviews
One early morning at Area *Bleep!*, the monster Phyllis/Electrill and the alien Sta'abi have a monsters versus alien battle of their own.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2
A Lifetime reviews
A genius and an immigrant cross paths one day. Little will they know of what will happen during their lifetime. Dr C/OC, some Invisible Man/OC, maybe some Link/OC.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,159 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Dr. Cockroach
The Invincible Adversary reviews
Four years have passed, & great expectations are awaiting Jenny & the monsters. In that time, an alien invasion arrives with the force to wreak revenge & destroy the team. No. 3 & last story of the Invisoline Trilogy. BOB/OC, Monger/OC
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,358 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - B.O.B.
The Area 51 Triad reviews
A series of one-shots for the BOB/Dr C/Link friendships. No romances. Period. Rated K plus just in case.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Invisible Yet Not reviews
What if the Invisible Man survived his heart attack? What would've happened next? I give you the story of the Invisible Man AKA: Harry Francis .
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012
The Incredible Chase reviews
Sequel to 'The Invisible Love'. 4 years have passed. In a mission, Jenny & the monsters meet 3 monsters being chased by a galactic menace. BOB/OC, Monger/OC/Link
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - B.O.B. - Complete
It's For You reviews
Twelve years after the first night with the girls, a minion named Phil has hid his feelings for one of them. Can he reveal those feelings to her before it's too late? R & R. Phil the Minion/Agnes
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Minions, Agnes - Complete
Second Ice Angel reviews
Story of how Edward came to sculpt the ice statue of Kim. Please R & R
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
The Invisible Love reviews
A new monster arrives at Area Fifty-Two. She reminds the monsters of a past monster while she turns B.O.B.'s world upside down. B.O.B./OC
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - B.O.B. - Complete
Memories and Farewell reviews
This is the part in the beginning at the end of Carl & Ellie F.'s life together. Carl reminisces and visits Ellie in her last hours. CarlXEllie. Please Review
Up - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete