Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
Hey people! Welcome to my profile! My life's story is pretty much the same as your average teenager, has a select group of friends and has likes and dislikes. But I'm not here to bore you, I'm here to entertain your imagination to best of my ability.
Name: not really gonna tell you that cuz you don't need to know
Age: none of your beeswax
Gender: I'm a guy
Occupation: college student and night desk attendant
Home State: New York
My updating habits are completely sporadic. While I have an idea of how I want my fics to go, I have to figure out the minute details; and with life, my addiction to Youtube, COD, and my girlfriend, its a bit of a hassle to try and write on a regular basis. Just thought you should know that... Please don't hurt me.
Hobbies: Reading & writing fanfics, playing video games, reading books, hanging out with friends, Scouting with the Boy Scouts of America, and lastly martial arts (don't piss me off or you might end up on the floor in a world of hurt)
Likes: My girlfriend Animals, Science, Books, Fanfics, people who honor that golden rule of life, Martial Arts, and messing around with my friends. I also enjoy watching the Epic Rap Battles of History, = 3 show by RayWilliamJohnson, and freddiew on Youtube.
Dislikes: Pricks, people who can't take a joke, Spiders (it's a story older than Jesus, please don't ask.), Killers, Nazis, and finally, fics that have Kurenai as the Jonin sensei for Naruto. I'm sorry, but that just doesn't click with me, we don't know what she does for a training regimen, not to mention we don't hear from her much in Shipuuden because she gets pregnant.
Also, she is a Genjutsu type ninja, it's been explained that in order to really use genjutsu, you have to have a talent for it, which Naruto does not have.
Fave pairings: NaruHina (gotta love 'em ;))
NaruFemHaku (cuz they can get along with each other don't ya think? Plus there is no way in my mind that a guy can even accidentally be that pretty)
NaruKin (don't really know why i like this pairing, i just do, as long as the previous pairing and the first are part of a harem)
Sokai (Kingdom Hearts)
ColeKuo (inFAMOUS 2)
HarryGinny (you don't know who this is and i will hunt you down and show you then jinx your heart right out through your anus)
Hated pairings: NaruSaku (as my username implies)
RikuKairi (kairi is sora's girl!)
KibaHina (-_- umm... NO!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM Song of the Dragonborn with lyrics in dragon language and english translation (Very good video, but not mine! but plz check it anyway)
Don't forget to review for my stories, they will be well taken care of, but no flames please.
I'm focusing on my Naruto/LOK crossover right now, so the rest will have to wait for a while. Sorry!
Finding Hope Chapter 5 has been updated!
and come join the dark side.(we have cookies!!)
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile.
If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy,because they don't even talk once in canon, as well as she likes naruto,and uchihas and hyuugas hate each other put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,Thymistacles, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Narusakuh8tr43
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Thymistacles, Boy of anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Narusakuh8tr43
THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, ThymistaclesTenshi Namikaze, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Narusakuh8tr43
TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU
1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.
2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)
3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.
4. Sakura always hits Naruto and never gives him the time of day.
5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)
6. Sakura is too violent.
7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL
8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.
9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. (Bitch)
10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.
If you agree post it on you profile
If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, Thymistacles, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Narusakuh8tr43
Forty- Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninterruptible Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
47. Law of Regenerative Outlook
All clothing can repair itself in a matter of moments (few exceptions)
48. Law of Klutz proof Weaponry
Any weapon dropped in mud/strapped to back while swimming / has not been used in 50 years will still work at a moments notice (includes guns,laser devices,bombs,light sabers,Gundams,and all swing-able style weapons
49 Law of fluffy actions
There will be fluff at inopportune times (i.e.in a fight,while hiding,during meeting etc.)
Who Am I?
I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his friends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.
But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, narusakuh8tr43
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
We're a Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not re-post this because they care more about their image. If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way re-post this with: "To Every Guy..."
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