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Hey people! Welcome to my profile! My life's story is pretty much the same as your average teenager, has a select group of friends and has likes and dislikes. But I'm not here to bore you, I'm here to entertain your imagination to best of my ability.

Name: not really gonna tell you that cuz you don't need to know

Age: none of your beeswax

Gender: I'm a guy

Occupation: college student and night desk attendant

Home State: New York

My updating habits are completely sporadic. While I have an idea of how I want my fics to go, I have to figure out the minute details; and with life, my addiction to Youtube, COD, and my girlfriend, its a bit of a hassle to try and write on a regular basis. Just thought you should know that... Please don't hurt me.

Hobbies: Reading & writing fanfics, playing video games, reading books, hanging out with friends, Scouting with the Boy Scouts of America, and lastly martial arts (don't piss me off or you might end up on the floor in a world of hurt)

Likes: My girlfriend Animals, Science, Books, Fanfics, people who honor that golden rule of life, Martial Arts, and messing around with my friends. I also enjoy watching the Epic Rap Battles of History, = 3 show by RayWilliamJohnson, and freddiew on Youtube.

Dislikes: Pricks, people who can't take a joke, Spiders (it's a story older than Jesus, please don't ask.), Killers, Nazis, and finally, fics that have Kurenai as the Jonin sensei for Naruto. I'm sorry, but that just doesn't click with me, we don't know what she does for a training regimen, not to mention we don't hear from her much in Shipuuden because she gets pregnant.

Also, she is a Genjutsu type ninja, it's been explained that in order to really use genjutsu, you have to have a talent for it, which Naruto does not have.

Fave pairings: NaruHina (gotta love 'em ;))

ShikaTema

NejiTen-Ten

NaruFemHaku (cuz they can get along with each other don't ya think? Plus there is no way in my mind that a guy can even accidentally be that pretty)

NaruKin (don't really know why i like this pairing, i just do, as long as the previous pairing and the first are part of a harem)

NaruHarem

SasuSaku

CloudTifa (FFVII)

Sokai (Kingdom Hearts)

ColeTrish (inFAMOUS)

ColeKuo (inFAMOUS 2)

HarryGinny (you don't know who this is and i will hunt you down and show you then jinx your heart right out through your anus)

EragonArya(Inheritance Cycle)

AragornArwen(LOTR)

Hated pairings: NaruSaku (as my username implies)

RikuKairi (kairi is sora's girl!)

KibaHina (-_- umm... NO!!)

Links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM Song of the Dragonborn with lyrics in dragon language and english translation (Very good video, but not mine! but plz check it anyway)

Don't forget to review for my stories, they will be well taken care of, but no flames please.

On Hiatus:

Rebirth

Unspoken Shout

I'm focusing on my Naruto/LOK crossover right now, so the rest will have to wait for a while. Sorry!

Finding Hope Chapter 5 has been updated!


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If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile.


If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy,because they don't even talk once in canon, as well as she likes naruto,and uchihas and hyuugas hate each other put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,Thymistacles, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Narusakuh8tr43


Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Thymistacles, Boy of anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, Narusakuh8tr43


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TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hits Naruto and never gives him the time of day.

5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is too violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. (Bitch)

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile


If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile


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Forty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered air-born, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversely proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm-trooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the a-fore mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extra-dimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of blood-flow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninterruptible Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative

47. Law of Regenerative Outlook

All clothing can repair itself in a matter of moments (few exceptions)

48. Law of Klutz proof Weaponry

Any weapon dropped in mud/strapped to back while swimming / has not been used in 50 years will still work at a moments notice (includes guns,laser devices,bombs,light sabers,Gundams,and all swing-able style weapons

49 Law of fluffy actions

There will be fluff at inopportune times (i.e.in a fight,while hiding,during meeting etc.)


Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his friends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, narusakuh8tr43


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't re-post


We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not re-post this because they care more about their image. If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way re-post this with: "To Every Guy..."

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Warframe Effect by Follower38 reviews
'Long ago, man and the Orokin built an empire, a mighty nation that would last forever...now six hundred years after that empire's fall, a Council exploration vessel inadvertently awakens one of the last survivors of that golden age...and in doing so, become embroiled in a conflict that will see that empire reborn...or set the galaxy aflame.
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Banished after bringing Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, Naruto will bring the shinobi world to it's knees with the group Yugure, seeking to bring world peace, no matter what the cost. Note: This is a harem story now.
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Tale of the Kurai Kitsune by ShadowStar91 reviews
He passed on his first attempt, gained a team that cared, a sensei that taught them, and then almost lost it all. Now being placed on a team once more, how will Konoha's Dark Fox handle a stuck up prick and useless fangirl? Slight NaruOC NaruHina SasuSaku
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Fire & Ice by NeonZangetsu reviews
Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Elsa always felt she had to do these things; keep up appearances for the sake of her sister, then her parents, then her kingdom. But what if she didn't have to be that perfect girl? What if she were able to let go? NarutoxElsa. First ever NarutoxFrozen crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,238 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Naruto U., Elsa
The Long Journey by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Naruto travels to a new land in search of something. Chained to his past and scarred by war, Naruto is not the same as before. Gone is the innocence but not the resolution. Naruto finds his home, in war. Analysis fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U., Eragon S.
The Tides Change Once More by Engineer4Ever reviews
The Avatar isn't the only one reincarnated. See how Naruto takes Republic City by storm with the newest Avatar Korra. NarutoxKorra. The First Naruto/Korra crossover! AU. Season two is on!
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,606 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Korra
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 400,509 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Dragons Amongst the Stars by etheral-23 reviews
Life did not stop after Alduin's defeat. The people of Nirn continued to advance and grow, as they sent forth to conquer the star they'll reveal to the galaxy things that were considered just myths and superstition, showing both wonders and horrors. In a quest across the stars, a hero must fight to stop a shadow older than the gods themselves from consuming all life in the galaxy
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The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 292,676 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Maelstrom of the Dead by She Who Walks With Death reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the Guidance Counselor of Fujimi Academy, loved and respected by his co-workers and by the students. What they don't know is that he was in fact from a different world, a world where death and destruction was as common as having toast for breakfast. When They appear and the world around him is going to hell, will he be able to not only keep everyone alive but...
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,286 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka M.
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,873 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Return of the Fallen by Dreadman75 reviews
A mysterious force, long since vanished from the face of the galaxy, is mistakenly unearthed by Cerberus. Will this action be the salvation of humanity, or it's doom?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,188 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Assassins' Creed by Slices reviews
The story of Uzumaki Naruto on his quest to revive the assassin order because of a will left to him by his mother. No current pairing but a probable NarutoXHarem rated M for obvious reasons
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Naruto U.
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
The Warriors Three by odmonkey reviews
Gandalf had heard Saruman talk of their world once, long ago, before madness had claimed him. Konohagakure and the warriors it bred. Aid what was they needed to defeat Sauron and, in their time of need, Konoha answered. An unorthodox take on ninjas in Middle Earth.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,941 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Aragorn, Naruto U.
The Final Frontier by Sorcerer of the East reviews
Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,198 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shepard (F)
Demon Dragon Rider by Leaf Ranger reviews
During the training trip, Naruto is thought to be killed in an ambush. But when a mysterious warrior arises, he has all the world buzzing. Who is the Demon Dragon Rider? Powerful, not G Stuart Naruto. Cold Hinata. NaruHina. Rated M for blood and swearing.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,019 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., Eragon S. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Return of the Black Death by afydith reviews
The long awaited sequel to my story The Black Death of Konoha. Please read the previous story before hand and reread it if you don't remember it too well. This stories rating might change later on. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Emotions by animusic96 reviews
He was a trained assassin. Killing her was supposed to be easy, right? It's just like the other missions. So, why... did this one turned out to be rather different? - Very AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,910 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto In Hell by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
The final battle with the Akatsuki ended the war, but killed Naruto and everyone he loved. By some cruel twist of fate, everyone but Naruto is sent to Hell. Now Naruto is on a mission to traverse the circles of the Inferno and save his friends.
Crossover - Naruto & Dante's Inferno - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 155,786 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Assassin: The Right Hand of the Hokage by The Darkest Soul reviews
Naruto is the last of his clan, a clan of Assassins. When his bloodline makes itself known, the Hokage acts to keep Naruto safe from those that would turn him into a mindless weapon... by training him to be his right hand man and assassin. Naruto is born earlyer, and the Kyuubi is still sealed within him the day he was born.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,228 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 143,366 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
Freohr Unin Fyrn: Du Sundavar Reona by Naratu reviews
Freohr Unin Fyrn: Death in War. Eragon may think that the war is over; but in actuallity, it has only just begun. Du Sundavar Reona has awakened! All of Alagaesia shall tremble at Galbatorix's Greatest Champion!
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Naruto U., Eragon S.
The Darkness of Konoha by badsy reviews
What happens if Uzumaki Naruto was born with the Darkness instead of Kyubi? My first fan fiction attempt. This is a total revamp of the series.
Crossover - Naruto & Darkness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,405 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U.
I'll never let you go 2: Your smile by trinity456 reviews
SEQUEL to I'll never let you go!Now that Naruto and Hinata are together,they're bound to have jealous girls and guys,just trying to rip them apart.With problems from fans,the Kyubi, and clans,will they be able to hold on to their love, or lose it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dragoon of the Golden Heart by Dragon of Time reviews
As a lonly soul leaves the bloody field, he is given a second chance at life. Recieving the power of a being from before the known history of the world, he breaths with life in his heart and courgae on his wings, returning on a mission.NarutoxharemRATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. On hiatus. See Ch. 44 for details.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Outbreak by ElementalShadow reviews
Naruto has fought through his own outbreak...now he must save a doomed future from the extinction of the human race. Can he defeat a greater nemesis?
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,504 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U., Saya T. - Complete
Master Naruto by Scotty77 reviews
Master Eraqus introduces a new Master to the three keyblade wielders as they show the Mark of Mastery, to show them the ropes on what a real master's power is like. Enter Master Naruto. Naruto/Aqua slowly evolving relationship.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Aqua
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Heir to the Stormcrown by Gufetto reviews
"Long has the Stormcrown languished, with no worthy brow to sit upon. By our breath, we bestow it now to you in the name of Kyne, in the name of Shor, and the name of Atmora of Old."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Ninth by dart93 reviews
Released from his prison by a cult that worships him, Naruto takes Gotham by storm. Possible Harem. Crossover with Justice League and Teen Titans later. Dark Naruto but not totally evil and twisted
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,380 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,503 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Prototype by Intimidator1323 reviews
I was betrayed. I should have seen it coming. I was foolish and payed the price. But now I have the power to avenge myself. Let all who have invoked my wrath howl in despair and tremle in fear. I am Naruto Uzumaki. I am a breed apart. I am the Prototype.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Ultimate SOLDIER by Namikaze09 reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing of Kyuubi to Midgar and was experimented on to become the Ultimate SOLDIER. One that surpasses even Sephiroth. When he returns to Konoha will he regain his humanity or fall like his Sensei? NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,581 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cissnei, Naruto U.
Lunar Blood by Darkshadow91 reviews
Naruto is a werewolf fighting with his pack agaisnt the vampires. When a strange woman saves his life, will his loyalties stay firm? Or will he try to end this endless conflict? Mainly Naruhina but might contain Nejiten, Sasusaku, Shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
For the Rest of Our Lives reviews
Naruto's trying to sort out his feelings about Sakura and Hinata, and the Kyuubi offers some insight. One-shot. My first Fic so be nice! Rated T for minor swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete