Author has written 4 stories for After School Nightmare, Naruto, and Kuroshitsuji.
well im back...kinda. i have been writing again a little bit. I confess the lack of updates is now from sheer laziness and i do apologize. hate me if you will. i have managed to write 2 new chapters for ghost of you and im trying to decide if i like them for the story or not. im also trying to convince myself to continue the third new chapter i started and will definitely be in there. and i'll be changing the direction of the story a bit. no more high school. i hate that place enough as it is. they will be ninja even if im still awful at writing fight scenes.
so i'm not dead. just bare with me.
And this is just some random stuff I found entertaining because I will never post any personal information =)
95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5%yelling "Jump you Bitch" and then start to open fire just incase she doesnt jump.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice that #5 is missing.
10.) You actually scroll up to check...
11.) And now you laugh at your own stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!)
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it.
-Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome
-Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
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Kids Are Quick
TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America.
TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-Eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
If you believe we should kidnap Kishimoto and make him spill the rest of Naruto to us copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those annoying chain letters on Youtube or Email copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile