Crystal Hope Dragon
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Joined 07-02-10, id: 2429666, Profile Updated: 08-20-14
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hi, and welcome to my profile. I'm a big Yaoi fan with a Pokémon obsession I've had since childhood.

I hope you enjoy my stories.

Everything from here on out is profile fill. If you like profile fill ups, continue. If not, I don't want to bore you so please continue with your fanfiction.

You know you live in 2014 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

FEMALE COMEBACKS Pick up lines, responses. Add to it!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes. Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "FEMALE COMEBACKS"

If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead’?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get 1-5 hours of sleep on the weekdays and think you'll make it up on the weekend but don't, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I fit most, but I passed English(and fight with the guy who beat me by 2 points on the final this year, I will top the score next year! Hizah)

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Bold all the things you are!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and koolaid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devi.l

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Don't tell my mommy though!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESIBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Sandy11-1990, JoaNymAr12, Hitsugaya16, RarusuRinnu1310, -Rowann Redfern- darkdream jashin, Ice Prince Hitsugaya, Stellina Ballerina, CrystalHopeDragon

Fake Friends?? ... or ... Real Friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Only in America are we this stupid:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her C

all her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

95% of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:

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A Different Kind of Soulmate by Thunderstar666 reviews
After finally achieving his dream, Ash finds himself disappointed and bored. So when he and Pikachu share a mysterious dream he jumps at the chance for another adventure, one that will force him to see the world in a new light. AshPikachu, Pikashipping, transformation!fic. COMPLETE
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,626 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Family Is Not Everything by DarkKing1 reviews
Danny's parents have accepted him as their son and Rosie as their granddaughter, but there is no happy ending. New problems begin to arise and Danny and Sam have a big argument, leading San to do something drastic, but not without Danny interfering. What has happened to the young couple? What will Rosie think when she sees her parents?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014
Brother Trouble by RobotBendingVampire48 reviews
Astro is happy with how things turned out. Everyone seems to accept him as a robot hero, hes back with his best friends, and his father finally accepts and loves him. However, when Toby turns out to be alive, and Tenma wants to keep both boys as his sons, they instantly hate each other, and that's where the brother trouble starts. Can they learn to get along and be good brothers?
Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012
Pikachu's New Life by fanfanfanatic reviews
Ash has come back to Pallet town to visit his mother but has an the shock of his life when he realises that Pikachu has become a human boy. Pikashipping and possible MxM material in later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,066 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Bracelet by Invader.Neo reviews
It all started with a perverted game. .:ZADR:.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zim, Dib
Ash To Pikachu by suika1021 reviews
When Ash wakes up to find a naked boy in his bed and claiming to be Pikachu, what is he going to do? Believe him? And how will he deal with his pokemon? And why does his feelings change for him? M for yaoi. want more, review.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Happiest Parts Of Our Lives by sweet-and-simple reviews
Friendship and love could change anyone. That had only been half the reason why she had dumped a cyndaquil on her arsonphobic big brother's lap, though. PokemonXHuman, slash, maleXmale, etc...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
Touch by twicebornbacchus reviews
AU: When Rikuo bought his first slave, he hoped to fulfill his fantasies; instead, he discovered Kakei had cheated him. Not only was Kazahaya completely inexperienced, he also had a unique talent that would make life difficult - and tempting - for Rikuo.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Rikuo H., Kazahaya Kudo - Complete
Thunderbolts to Lovestruck by MargeryDoe reviews
What was Ash going to do? How could he deal with a now sexy best friend who had once been able to sit on his shoulder? While having to deal with public baths, a lot of PDA, sticky situations and an all around clueless Pikachu boy, love strikes?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
More than a sister by Dukeofnachos reviews
Phil wasn't normal, and he never would be. He knew this and so did everyone else. But these feelings towards his sister... those shouldn't be there, right? Warning: Twincest!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Phil D., Lil D. - Complete
Born to Flirt by LittleMissPink96 reviews
The Rowdyruff Boys discover a new way to annoy the Powerpuff Girls. Reds, Blues and Greens One-Shot!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by AnonOrange-FFA reviews
Sometimes, you've got to lie. But if you're going to lie to your own mother, you'd better make up a good story to cover your tracks. Rating is mostly for language and/or Elesa's bad taste/bad in general jokes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Emmet, Ingo - Complete
Tactility by kirathaune reviews
Al is newly human, and craves physical contact. When Ed obliges him, it leads to an embarrassing predicament. Elricest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Control it up! by But I'm No Mercury reviews
Discontinued.
Shake It Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rocky B., CeCe J.
Danny Phantom and Astro Boy Crossover by Jaylina reviews
Exactly as mindbending as it sounds. It figures my first fic would be a bizarre crossover... contains ongoing plot and suspense. Rated T for teenagers cursing and lots of beating up ghosts and robots.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,506 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010
The Cave by WhiteMagePrincess reviews
Another story with Yue and Teiya. Their second meeting. I made this first person as Yue's point of view.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Umbreon/Blacky, Mightyena/Guraena - Complete
I blame the Bermuda Triangle by AndradeFreak reviews
This is set during Suite Life On Deck Bermuda Triangle Episode. What happens when Zack and Cody fall for each other because they don't know they're twins? Warning: Twincest,sex,and complications. Hope you enjoy.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Does This Suit Me? by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Feliciano loves shopping. Ludwig doesn't. So the Italian decides to try and change his lover's mind. Germany/N. Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Change in Class by YamiMarik1994 reviews
Sam is a Delcatty used to getting his way. But there's a shift in the pack order when his trainer lets in a wild Mightyena named Chase. Mightyena X Delcatty Yaoi. A project with WolfietheLion.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Mightyena/Guraena, Delcatty/Enekororo - Complete
The Shortcut by SanteeLegs reviews
Doumeki decides to take a shortcut in order to make Watanuki make much more pleasurable noises. MATURE
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/4/2011 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Let's Misbehave by Moon Prynces reviews
He grinned, eyes glinting with mischief... Throughout the years it meant causing trouble. Now it meant...something entirely different. Bubbles/Boomer
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
A Certain Saint Valentine's Day by Rahar Moonfire reviews
I know valentine's Day is long gone, but AkiChan323 wanted me to do this for her. It's KuroFai. I've made this into a multi-chaptered fic. Wish me luck on the KuroFai Yaoi goodness in Gregorian/Victorian era England.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kurogane, Fai
The Most Magical Place on Earth by fooledheart reviews
Yuuri decides to drag Wolfram and Greta to Disneyland for some family fun...and perhaps some quality time with his fiance.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
My Stupidly Awesom Best Friend by AliceBurton-ButtercupMcCracken reviews
my friend had this on her profile and i thought it was fiction material. ENJOY!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Just A Love Story Right? by Tordyy -El Tord reviews
It's just a simple love story? Classic RRB meet PPG. 3 one shots. Normal parings. Sorry I know I changed this summary 2 times.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
The SemeUke test: Spain and Romano by iLucienne reviews
A new series! Romano receives an email about a certain test... Oh my God, are you serious! Spain... and what's next? M for my favorite YAOI, and everyone loves a little fluff, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Zangator by Rocket Admin Morri reviews
Zane is a Zangoose, left in the daycare to make eggs. The only problem is that he's gay. However, more than one trainer uses the daycare, and when one leaves a Feraligatr named Faber there, sparks begin to fly. Lemon warning, size difference, pawplay, M/M
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Zangoose, Feraligatr/Ordile - Complete
Can I still be your friend? by Dee Rhymz reviews
Billy and Mandy are 15 years old and people are questioning their relationship. Meanwhile, Mandy has been acting rather awkward herself.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Billy, Mandy, Grim, Irwin
Mending Broken Hearts by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a Leafeon's heart is shattered by a recent relationship turned sour, her trainer tries his best to cheer her up. She then realizes that all she really needs is sitting right next to her... HUMANXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP ONLY!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Leafeon/Leafia - Complete
To Catch an Abra by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a trainer fails to catch an Abra for the umpteenth time, the Abra feels sorry for the trainer and decides to make it up to him...discovering her true feelings, as well as his, in the process...HumanXPokemon Lemon Warning! 18 and up only!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Abra/Casey - Complete
Fai's Class by KuroFaiSplee reviews
Kurogane and Fai are at school. Kurogane is in history, but Fai is in sex ed. class. Fai doesn't want to watch the video, but would rather instead to show Kurogane all the things he's learned in class. Now with sequel! Fai's AP Class!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Two's Company by TalksToSelf reviews
In highschool Kurogane was always the popular guy, the resident heartbreaker and womanizer. Upon finding out his best friend Fay is a virgin Kurogane decides he has to do something about that.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
BDSM by Stiorra reviews
Coming home to Italy chained naked to his bed was not what Germany had in mind for his day. Plot-less smut. Bondage. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/3/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Win me over by Kammyh reviews
What will happen if the principal of Yuuri’s school involves all of his students in a Saint Valentine festival? Will Yuuri get over his fears and invite his official fiancé? YuuWolf
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Proper Restaurant Etiquette by TalksToSelf reviews
Horitsuba-verse. Fay-Sensei and Kurogane-sensei are out for a meal together anyway long story short somehow Fay ended up under the table so...
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
One Night by BarianQueen reviews
COMPLETE One night together was all it took. Jimmy and Rachel share a night of passion and love, and she finds herself pregnant a few weeks later. Will this make Conan finally tell her who he really is? JimmyxRachel Chapter 11: Final Lemon
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Always Meant to Be A Pokemon Valentines Story by Draven Nightly reviews
Paul human and Cream Lopunny-morph have been friends since birth, Best friends since grade school, and lovers since she evolved. But can their relationship stand up to their true feelings for each other? AN: I wrote this for a contest on AGNPH
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Lopunny/Mimilop - Complete
So Much is Unknown by RainbowMunchies reviews
Ash and Pikachu get bumrushed in some old stone ruins. Only pure love can save the unknown. The title is a hint. A lemon not too much later. ;D An Ash/Pikachu slasher for my poll results. :3
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
In The Arms Of by Digi12 reviews
ItalyxGermany - Italy wakes up after a night with Germany to find the blonde man gone. Lost in his thoughts, eh wonders about the other nation....and of someone he lost long ago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A pirate's life for me! by TalksToSelf reviews
After two damn years on a ship, having been sentenced for murder, who is Kurogane to turn down an offer of the intimate kind, even if it's from another guy? KuroYuui M rated.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
The Black Rose Blooms by Lord Genesis Shadow reviews
Can one who has never known real love fall for someone who keeps saving her? Can one who never stays in one place for too long fall for someone he keeps running into? What are the odds? What are the chances? Well, let's see. Rated M. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Fine Heated China by Lord Genesis Shadow reviews
Her life used to be good. She had two friends she'd never give up for anything, she had a place she was needed, and everything was just right for her to be happy. That all changed one day. Her life used to be good, but now, it's great. Rated M. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Love me Gingerly by Lord Genesis Shadow reviews
A young eevee halfbreed charms a disillusioned cadet into setting her free when she is arrested by the Johto police, and the unexpected happens between pokemorph and human. Rated M. Request done for DeCaf M4.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Kole Fire by Lord Genesis Shadow reviews
Humans and Pokémon are forbidden by law to do certain things, but laws aren't always right, and not everyone follows every single law. Kole Richards and his Pokémon Alice fell in love, and that, was against a very strict law. Rate M.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Brothernap by Voidance reviews
There were certain things Kaoru Hitachiin did not appreciate in the morning, and waking up without his twin by his side was one. Just what kind of game was Hikaru playing? HikaKao. Minor KyoTama.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Scary Godmother: Boy trouble by TAPSfan201 reviews
Ever since Jimmy found out that Hannah's friends where real monsters he's been protective. Him and Orson really don't get along. Can Hannah stop the fighting, and can Orson tell her how he feels without getting hurt by Jimmy.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Beastly Instinct by RendezvousPoint reviews
A nine-tailed cat as a pet is rare, but a nine-tailed cat that can transform into a human isn’t good for the heart. Especially if the boy-cat leaves delicious vibes of beastly pheromone in his wake, the one that put even humans to his feet. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Electric Shock by shounenai4life reviews
Electric. Richie/Virgil.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
On the Inside by Antje reviews
An indulgence of your five senses, and maybe your sixth, with some plot squeezed in.
Zeta Project - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,412 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Not Gonna Get Us by xRae Asakurax reviews
A look at how Virgil and Richie's relationship changes over time from when they first met. VxR!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Virgil/Static, Richie/Gear - Complete
Avians and Stinging Insects by Acepilot6 reviews
No.21 in the Road series. Phil and Tommy find themselves in the unenviable position of having to tell Dil about the birds and the bees...very silly fic. Enjoy and review!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Dil P. - Complete
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Human Selves reviews
This is an AU. In this story, they all grew up as humans, living their seperate lives. But when Miles Prower gets bumped up to high school because of his amazing intellegence, their lives all colide. This is a sontails, please read it anyways.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sonic, Tails
Brotherly Love reviews
Just a fluffy HikaKao story, it was my first fanfiction. And yes, I know the title is generic. '
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Happiness reviews
Pikachu never thought Ash could return his feelings, it would take a miracal, and it seems that miracals do happen. its alot better then the summary, trust me
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete