Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Star Fox, and Super Smash Brothers.
Even in the darkest of nights there will be a light to show you the way, and there will always be the darkness so that you will not be blinded by the light
Mottos: 'The best battles won are the ones that are never fought at all.'
Favorite song: Fireflies by Owl City, DoTa by Basshunter, Ultrasound by Johnny Massacre, Monster (with growl) by Skillet
Favorite Games: Star Fox, Halo (all), Spyro, Sly Cooper, Rouge Galaxy, Gears of War (all), Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age: Origins, Dynasty Warriors
Contact: Xbox Live: Warhammer 1000, Youtube: Bloodraven432 Be sure to tell me that you're from here otherwise i might just ignore you and not talk back. I enjoy a good chat and a good game as well, so don't be shy on contacting me
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Ichigo say if he woke up and saw he was in Yoruichi's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On artificial bacon:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Blanket from Taiwan:
Top Ten Grammar Peeves
1. It's "I couldn't care less." "I could care less" means that you actually do care
2. An apostrophe is never used to form a plural
3. "Literally" means it actually happened, not that it figuratively happened
4. "Loose" and "Lose" are two different words
5. "Your" and "you're" are also two different words
6. "Their", "there", and "they're" are three different words
7. "Nonplus" does not mean what you think it means
8. "Affect" is a verb. "Effect" is a noun
9. "It's" is short for it is and "its" means "belonging to it"
10. "Irregardless" is not a word
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Leaf Ranger, Bloodwolf432
Star Fox: Project GATE
Pokemon: A Second Chance
-None of the working(s) listed above may be copied, altered or changed without permission of the Copy Right Holder (Bloodwolf432)
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Syxx Fox: Twisted, amazing author, but twisted. Armageddon Soul takes a well known hero down a dark, bloody path. Read at your own risk!
Sanitarium: His great works of Exchange Student and Survival on a Frozen Hell make him someone worthy of high praise
Zythxx: High school with the starfox crew and a realistic view what happens there. Not all stories have happy go lucky endings
Everyone else, I love you guys but I don't have the time nor the attention span to do so but everyone in my favorite authors all deserve a viewing
Link to greatest beatdown ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9wtbzGjCI