Even in the darkest of nights there will be a light to show you the way, and there will always be the darkness so that you will not be blinded by the light

Mottos: 'The best battles won are the ones that are never fought at all.'
'Death before dishonor.'
'We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give' Winston Churchill
'May God have mercy upon my enemies for I shall have none' General Patton
'It wasn't curiosity that killed the cat, it was stupidity'

Favorite song: Fireflies by Owl City, DoTa by Basshunter, Ultrasound by Johnny Massacre, Monster (with growl) by Skillet

Favorite Games: Star Fox, Halo (all), Spyro, Sly Cooper, Rouge Galaxy, Gears of War (all), Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age: Origins, Dynasty Warriors

Favorite manga: The Rising of the Shield Hero, The Gamer, One Piece

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Ichigo say if he woke up and saw he was in Yoruichi's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this into your portfolio if you do at least one of these things.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What if you don't know how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Children's Asprin:
Warning: Keep Away From Children
(How are they supposed to get the medicine?)

Candle:
Warning: A burning candle is fire
(WOW! I'm amazed and enlightened!)

Frozen Pizza:
Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(So... You first.)

Blanket from Taiwan:
Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(No comment...)

Frisbee:
Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(Um... How? I always thought frisbees were just one little disc...)

Railroad Sign:
Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(Wouldn't they be already dead?)

Hair Coloring:
Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(Yummy! Hair dye!)

Puzzle:
Warning: Some Assembly Required
(Well darn, I was planning on just enchanting the picture!)

Top Ten Grammar Peeves

1. It's "I couldn't care less." "I could care less" means that you actually do care

2. An apostrophe is never used to form a plural

3. "Literally" means it actually happened, not that it figuratively happened

4. "Loose" and "Lose" are two different words

5. "Your" and "you're" are also two different words

6. "Their", "there", and "they're" are three different words

7. "Nonplus" does not mean what you think it means

8. "Affect" is a verb. "Effect" is a noun

9. "It's" is short for it is and "its" means "belonging to it"

10. "Irregardless" is not a word

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, UBE Chief, Infinity Warrior, GrimReapersLostSoul, Mythic Soul Cry, Bloodwolf432

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Leaf Ranger, Bloodwolf432

Star Fox: Project GATE

Pokemon: A Second Chance

-None of the working(s) listed above may be copied, altered or changed without permission of the Copy Right Holder (Bloodwolf432)

Authors worthy of recommendation

A Drunk Canadian: My insane buddy, and a great author, 'nuff said. Apparently decided to change his name

Syxx Fox: Twisted, amazing author, but twisted. Armageddon Soul takes a well known hero down a dark, bloody path. Read at your own risk!

Sanitarium: His great works of Exchange Student and Survival on a Frozen Hell make him someone worthy of high praise

Zythxx: High school with the starfox crew and a realistic view what happens there. Not all stories have happy go lucky endings

Everyone else, I love you guys but I don't have the time nor the attention span to do so but everyone in my favorite authors all deserve a viewing

Link to greatest beatdown ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9wtbzGjCI