Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
Name: Evil Overlord of All Things Evil. Or, you know, Annie.
Favourite Food: Reviews.
Nah, I kid you. CHEESECAKE. Or pie. I like pie.
Languages: I speak English and Hindi and have dabbled in French and Gobbledegook. Furthermore, I am renowned in 23 countries for my expertise in the Mermish language. (Tell you what, since I like you, I'll tell you a secret: I don't actually know Mermish. I just shriek a lot and everyone thinks I'm brilliant. Try it yourself! Also, I hope the UN doesn't see this or they will send me a Letter Of Disappointment.)
Approachability: Feel free to PM me, as I am very approachable. However, do not approach me from behind as I may panic and morph into a Ninja. Also, if you're going to flame me, please refrain from using the words 'beehive', 'smart car', and 'carpet' as I am allergic to these words. Thank you.
27/8/14: So, I log onto this site after a while to discover that the times have moved on and everybody has cover art for their stories now. If any of you are artists/photoshop geniuses and would be interested in designing cover art for me, get in touch please! I especially want a cover for Bodyguard, and I am really abysmal at any art form save writing. I will, of course, be giving you full credit and will endorse you on my profile. Thanks in advance!
13/4/12: If you need a beta, feel free to contact me. I'm looking for new things to edit right now. :)
Okay, so for those of you who actually visit my profile page, I have a question for you: D'you think I should do more Scorose One-shots? Like a series of some sort. The K-Rated Kisses Series. The Rambling Rose Series.
And if so, any requests? PM me with your opinion, yo.
AWARDS AND STUFF
Bodyguard has won Best-Post School at the HP NextGen Awards and this is my first award EVER so I'm muchas thrilled :D
Thank you to all those who voted for me, whoever nominated me (let me know if it's YOU!), and the moderators for setting up these awards.
Now excuse me while I go prepare my oscar-worthy speech.
Golden Sparks & Death Omens
French, by aPaulineR: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7929177/1/#
Quidditch and Rose Pancakes
French, by aPaulineR: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7282031/1/Quidditch_et_Pancakes_a_la_Rose
Messing Up 101 and On the Job are on indefinite hiatus. I'm really very sorry about this. I hate that I undertook not one, but two projects that I couldn't complete. It isn't fair to me or to any of you who read them. I'm afraid life has gotten in the way. Maybe one day I will come back and pick up the proverbial pen for these stories, but until then, please read my other, completed works, and feel free to look through my favourites for some stellar stories. Much love, yo.