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Joined 07-03-10, id: 2430877, Profile Updated: 08-26-14
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Evil Overlord of All Things Evil. Or, you know, Annie.

Favourite Food: Reviews.

Nah, I kid you. CHEESECAKE. Or pie. I like pie.

Languages: I speak English and Hindi and have dabbled in French and Gobbledegook. Furthermore, I am renowned in 23 countries for my expertise in the Mermish language. (Tell you what, since I like you, I'll tell you a secret: I don't actually know Mermish. I just shriek a lot and everyone thinks I'm brilliant. Try it yourself! Also, I hope the UN doesn't see this or they will send me a Letter Of Disappointment.)

Approachability: Feel free to PM me, as I am very approachable. However, do not approach me from behind as I may panic and morph into a Ninja. Also, if you're going to flame me, please refrain from using the words 'beehive', 'smart car', and 'carpet' as I am allergic to these words. Thank you.

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REQUESTS

27/8/14: So, I log onto this site after a while to discover that the times have moved on and everybody has cover art for their stories now. If any of you are artists/photoshop geniuses and would be interested in designing cover art for me, get in touch please! I especially want a cover for Bodyguard, and I am really abysmal at any art form save writing. I will, of course, be giving you full credit and will endorse you on my profile. Thanks in advance!

13/4/12: If you need a beta, feel free to contact me. I'm looking for new things to edit right now. :)

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Okay, so for those of you who actually visit my profile page, I have a question for you: D'you think I should do more Scorose One-shots? Like a series of some sort. The K-Rated Kisses Series. The Rambling Rose Series.

Or something.

And if so, any requests? PM me with your opinion, yo.

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AWARDS AND STUFF

Bodyguard has won Best-Post School at the HP NextGen Awards and this is my first award EVER so I'm muchas thrilled :D

Thank you to all those who voted for me, whoever nominated me (let me know if it's YOU!), and the moderators for setting up these awards.

Now excuse me while I go prepare my oscar-worthy speech.

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TRANSLATIONS

Golden Sparks & Death Omens

French, by aPaulineR: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7929177/1/#

Quidditch and Rose Pancakes

French, by aPaulineR: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7282031/1/Quidditch_et_Pancakes_a_la_Rose

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STORY STATUSES

Messing Up 101 and On the Job are on indefinite hiatus. I'm really very sorry about this. I hate that I undertook not one, but two projects that I couldn't complete. It isn't fair to me or to any of you who read them. I'm afraid life has gotten in the way. Maybe one day I will come back and pick up the proverbial pen for these stories, but until then, please read my other, completed works, and feel free to look through my favourites for some stellar stories. Much love, yo.

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Exitus Acta Probat by JellyBellys reviews
After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in. AU after OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,265 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/31/2004 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Blaise Z.
Panned by uchiha.s reviews
AU. Famed critic Voldemort pans Hermione's play, humiliating her in front of the world. As she vows to prove she can write a perfect play, being around Voldemort makes her reconsider the vows to her boyfriend Viktor she is planning on making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lacrimosa by uchiha.s reviews
semi-historical AU with magic. After Draco purchases Hermione as his new concubine, she is thrown in the path of the new composer for the court, Voldemort. And soon she finds herself making a deal with the devil himself... TMR/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,493 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Entrancing Wendy by Laurielove reviews
Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
The Cure for Crupulus by kaitward reviews
Hermione Granger is infected with a deadly magical disease, and Draco Malfoy is the top healer of St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What The? by Madame Dee reviews
After being turned into a six year old girl and thrust back to the year 1944, Hermione must make a new life for herself in the wizarding world, after she solves her little age problem. But what happens when she comes across a certain Tom Riddle? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,944 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Fox by frostykitten reviews
"Bloody - Granger! What in the hell are you doing hiding in shrubberies?" "I knew I was going to catch you eventually. You're about to go steal something, aren't you?" Despite his repeated denials, Hermione knows that Draco's the Fox, an international art thief, and she's determined to catch him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Infant Stratagem by panneler-san reviews
In which Mad-Eye Moody has the brilliant idea of forcing Granger to seduce Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Anna Jones's Diary by Miss.A.Jones reviews
It's Monday morning and Anna Jones has woken up with a hangover, an unfinished assignment, and her Professor. To make matters worse, the Daily Prophet's just arrived and her mother's on the front page... SB/OC, L/J, RL/OC, OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 273,268 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Who Needs Friends by camnz reviews
Friends prove difficult as Hermione and Blaise start dating, especially his friends. Malfoy is particularly offended by Hermione's presence on the scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,511 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Timeless Choice by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Sequel to One Timeless Chance. The fabric of time is delicate, intricate and intertwined. Just how much of Time's tapestry must Hermione Evans destroy before she can can weave her own? TR/HG A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,976 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Witch by uchiha.s reviews
AU, Oneshot. She turns back to look at him and he reaches out to take her - but their hands never touch. TMR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Royalty by PalTheBadAss reviews
Princess Elizabeth is not only a muggle royal but also a witch. However, She loves her ballgowns and parties and wouldn't trade the for all the magic in the world. So what happens when she is forced to shed her tiara and pick up a wand? Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - James S. P., OC
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,927 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Présages et étincelles by aPaulineR reviews
Traduction de "Golden Sparks and Death Omens", par Annevader. Que Scorpius énerve Rose, rien de nouveau. Sauf que cette fois, elle est déterminée à ne pas le pardonner. Jusqu'à ce qu'il s'excuse... Présages, bibliothécaires, baisers et étincelles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 463 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Barolo by uchiha.s reviews
Post DH, EWE. Oneshot. Charlie is forced to accompany Hermione on a business trip to Italy. As they grow closer, Charlie finds himself confronting the things he's been running away from as Hermione finds herself drawn to the most complicated man she has ever met.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Upholding the Law by frostykitten reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Print Warfare by frostykitten reviews
Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Conversion by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. Hermione Granger has developed a crush on Draco Malfoy. She wants him to notice her, so she sets out to find ways to do so. But there's one small problem: Draco Malfoy is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,200 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Before You Hit the Ground by Ducky-san reviews
Gang member Natsume Hyuuga never lost. Runaway Mikan Sakura never loved. Until she gave him something to fear losing, and he gave her something to fear loving.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,593 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Quidditch et Pancakes à la Rose by aPaulineR reviews
Traduction de "Quidditch and Rose Pancakes", par Annevader. Rose joue au Quidditch et fait des maths tout en affrontant des Cognards, des petits sourires satisfaits, des regards méprisants et une imagination sur-développée.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wake Up by birchermuesli reviews
James Potter is convinced that he and Lily Evans are meant to be. Sirius tries to help by gaining access to her thoughts. There he finds 'sexy chickens' and Remus Lupin's buttocks. But then everything goes haywire, and Lily is seriously confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Respite by purpleheart72 reviews
As Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy manage to stay together against all odds, an unexpected obstacle comes up that throws the both of them for a loop...an invitation to Malfoy Manor! **Third in Hogwarts Series!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,136 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Astoria's Guide to Slytherin Guys by OurLoveIsForever reviews
"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Dreamers by Marmalade Fever reviews
Through their respective Ministry professions, Hermione and Malfoy have been paired to solve a mystery occurring on a sleepy little island within the Ministry's jurisdiction, but the island is a little sleepier than they had originally presumed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broken: The Epilogue by inadaze22 reviews
It's the separate epilogue to my epic story, Broken. I kept the ratings the same
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Numbers in Choreography by November Romeo reviews
AU. One shot. Natsume Hyuuga is a lawyer struggling with a psychiatric illness that permanently changed his life. This is his story, told through the most unlikely narrator, about the most unlikely friends.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Natsume H., Hotaru I. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
One Timeless Chance by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
It's a long shot, a suicide mission, something she's not even sure she can do...But she has to try. To save everyone she loves, she must learn to use a kind of magic she hates, from the one she hates most of all. HG/TR A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,478 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Wooden Tulips reviews
Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 2,406 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 7,907 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,128 - Reviews: 3894 - Favs: 9,335 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Adventures In Babysitting by NixItAll reviews
Harry and Hermione have a simple task: babysit Teddy while Andromeda is away. How much trouble can a toddler get into anyway? RegulusHermione Complete, now with epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,957 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Regulus B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Soul Crossing by KitMay reviews
If we were alive today, we would never have met' When the Order learn of Voldemort’s latest plan, they embark on a mission to destroy the Veil for good. But when the mission goes wrong and Hermione is pulled in, who can she turn to? Regulus Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,091 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4134 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/18/2007 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Outside of Enough: A Sirius Story by fellytone reviews
Sirius attends a Black family reunion and realizes that he's had enough of being a Black. A completed short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4675 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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On the Job reviews
Rose and Scorpius, long-time rivals and reporters at The Oracle are paired up to go deep undercover to investigate the true loyalties of the Minister for Magic. Rose isn't sure what's more dangerous: the actual assignment or the fact that Scorpius and her may just kill each other out of sheer irritation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Pumpkin Juice reviews
Hermione hadn't meant to do it. She hadn't meant to fall in love with Draco Malfoy. Of course, nobody blamed her, not initially of course. Considering it was all the fault of whoever had slipped that blasted love potion into her morning pumpkin juice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor reviews
There's been a murder at Malfoy Manor and Rose is sent to investigate. With the list of suspects growing by the hour, will she be able to solve the mystery before the killer strikes again? RxS/Murder Mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,127 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Golden Sparks & Death Omens reviews
Scorpius Malfoy getting on Rose's nerves is nothing new but this time she's determined not to forgive him. Until he does something unexpected; he apologizes. Well, that's a new one. Omens, librarians, kisses and sparks. Scorose/One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Messing Up 101 reviews
"I never pegged you as one to wear red knickers. Very commendable taste in underwear, i must say." "POTTER!" ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - OC, James S. P.
Bodyguard reviews
With a psychotic killer on the loose and Rose as the only witness, her life is suddenly in danger. To protect her, an Auror must follow her at all times. But did it have to be her ex-flame, Scorpius Malfoy? #Winner of Best Post-School at Next-Gen Awards#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,108 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Quidditch and Rose Pancakes reviews
Rose plays Quidditch and does some Math while fending off Bludgers, smirks, sneers and an overactive imagination. Scorose/One-shot. Review, s'il vous plait! French translation by aPaulineR, the link for which is on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Finite Incantatem reviews
Neville overhears what he assumes is a prank that Malfoy plans to play on his friends, and decides to put a stop to it, but instead, gets caught up in a fight that has nothing to do with him but everything to do with the Dark Lord. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010