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Joined 07-03-10, id: 2431011, Profile Updated: 01-31-12
Author has written 2 stories for Corpse Bride, and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Favorite word (at the moment):

Most used word (at the moment):

Word that I have stolen from a movie: Futterwacken

Favorite line from a movie: Well, Things could be worse. Oh yeah...falling to my death...I guess they can't.-Megamind from...Megamind

Something I hate: The "in" crowd, people that swear every other freakin sentance, And celebs that go nude in front of the camera

Favorite Action movie: Proffesor Layton and the Eternal Diva. You might not think this counts, but that sword fight at the end on top of the giant Piano/one-man-band/robot thingy right after Luke just went all Spider-man was too awesome. Just...too awesome.

Favorite Comedy movie: Megamind

Songs I like: Jack's Lament by Danny Elfman

Favoite animal: Penguin

Buisness: None

Think of a random phrase. what is it? Catch Me If You Can!

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? His mother decided to release him and take him to ERAS.

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Hot Air Baloon by Owl City

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: south

What is the weather? Cold and dark. Bwahahahaha!

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? rubber ducky!!!

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? When he goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

If were you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? I would get all the games in the world

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? A dessertanarian

Gods or Titans? Gods (duh)

Ranger or Knight? Knight

Bow or Sword? Sword

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? The Revolutionary war

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My brothers hoodie hood thingy

What is the last thing you watched on TV? Proffesor Layton and the Eternal Diva (heck yeah)

Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:45pm

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:16pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother's computer

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was coming back into the house, from the car, from early morning bible class, at 6:40.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? the computer

What are you wearing? Baggy BYU T-Shirt my dad gave me (he's soooo obsessed), fancy dress slacks, and nikes. Wha? Did you expect anything different?

Did you dream last night? Dr.Nefarious went ever crazier than normal and it was SCARY. Not like weird scary... like SCARY scary. Like I'd rather be locked in a room whith the Joker than have that dream again.

When did you last laugh? When my mom and I disccused the sociology of pizza.

What is on the walls of the room you are in? A map of the world, and a guitar owned by my dad.

Seen anything weird lately? This one guy walked bt me in walmart the other day singing "HOORAY HOORAY FOR 5 DOLLAR DVDS!" over and over again.

What do you think of this quiz? random

What is the last film you saw? Proffesor Layton and the Eternal Diva (Lurv it)

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A mansion

Tell me something about you that I don't know: Uhhh... I don't watch rated R Movies

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would they be? Terrorist and Child abuse(that includes kiddnapping)

Do you like to dance? Yes

George Bush: *smiles akwardly*

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Crystal, Ashlyn, or, Selina

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Patrick, Drew, Montgomery

description: I have short red hair, bright green eyes, and a chin that kinda sorta looks like a butt.

I am a girl.

I am insane.

I have weird obsessions.

I live in a family of 7.

I love Fan fiction.net and recommend it to all my friends.

I don't play sports.

My favorite food is olives.

My friend says I act like a twitchy hare, talk like a hyperactive squirrel, and fight like a rabid wolverine.

My favorite shoes are my steel toed camping boots. I can brain a bear with these things!

I will feircely defend my friends and family. I once beat two guys three years older than me away from my younger sister with an empty book bag. I was 7 years old.

I once flipped a big kid. (It was an accident, Patrick!)

I've lived in 5 different states.

I'm constantly being accused of having ADD. IT'S NOT TRUE!

okay! That's pretty much every thing you have to know about me. Now on to my obsessions!

Things I like: Tim Burton movies, Megamind, Batman, Spiderman, Pokemon games, Ben Stiller, Johnny Depp (SQUEEEEEEE!), Olives, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Drawing, Invader Zim, The Joker, Scarecrow, Manga, Anime, Final Fantasy (my favorite is 6), PROFESSOR LAYTON, AND PSYCHONAUTS! OH, PSYCHONAUTS!!!!

Things I don't like: Dora, creepy zombie movies, Junk mail, automated phone calls to the wrong number that don't shut up, zombie games, broken pencils, annoying sisters.

How come there are only,like 16 James and the Giant Peach stories! It needs more but, dang it! I can't think of anything!

Now for some copy and pasty things!

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.

If you get freaked out by disaster movies (e.g. Day After Tomorrow), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Dr Seuss is a clever man for being able to think up all those rhymes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever called (or almost called) your school teacher 'mum' or 'dad', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If in a quiet room, you're the one who always asks 'Why's it gone all quiet?', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you noticed that it was a miracle that someone didn't come and attack Will and Elizabeth whilst they were kissing during the battle in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you weren't satisfied with the ending of AWE; and you feel that Jones shouldn't have killed Will, and Bootstrap should have stabbed the heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you HATE child abuse like me copy and paste this to your profile.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the heck is my ceiling!?"

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're obssessed with Penguins Of Madagascar, and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give that Gosh-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Come on. Sharing is caring.)

If you like the old Cookie Chrisp commercials that feature Chip the dog, rather than the new ones that feature Chip the wolf, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Seriously. The new ones that they have now with the wolf in them are clearly a version of the Trix commercials.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile.(Honestly, where'd she go?)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, xRiverbreezex, Fictionlover14, Saffire55, queen92a, SalaciaNereid, Tigerblossom

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.(sometimes means most times.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been caught for reading in class for multiple times, paste this onto your profile.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

KIDS ARE THE FUTURE. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. ACTUALLY, RUN.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Stuff I've done in bold. Enjoy!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

At least 5 children each day, from around the world, die from child abuse

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Profile your into this paste and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, PoseidonGirl16

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I'm some one people like to talk to. I'm not popular nor unpopular. I have some friends. Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I like who i am and don't judge myself to harshly. I am the kind of girl who doesnt need a guy to complete her. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to. I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics.

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt'skinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 9

It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. Burito.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

If you ever wanted to dance like there's no tomorrow

But couldn't, because you're too shy,

Promise me, that you'll dance in the privacy of your room,

to the weirdest song on your ipod,

and never feel embaressment.

Because every one should have a chance,

to dance.

If you're going to do this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Define normal.

Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.

What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?

My best friend is better than yours so stick that in your juice box & suck it!

He broke my heart. I broke his jaw.

She's my best friend. Break her heart I'll BREAK YOUR FACE

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.(SO TRUE)

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If at one time you misseplled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you:

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles you feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.^

My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

wWw.IhasAbucket.cOm - Copy paste if you're against Bucket Theft! : ' (

10 Reasons Not To Read The Below Messages

1. It's a waste of your time

2. No, really, it is

3. Seriously, stop reading.

4. If you just read the word 'Roflcopter' in the last 60 seconds, you suck

5. See, number 4 was a reason.

6. Though number 5 wasn't

7. Because you're bored

8. Wait, that's why you're reading this, aren't you?

9. Stop reading this, seriously.

9a. Seriously.

9b. Seriously...

10. You know, seriously, every second spent is time you'll never get back. Let this be a lesson to those of you that wasted your time reading all of the above.. Every bit of time you spend is time you'll never get back. Stop reading these chain things once they get lame, and use your saved time for more constructive things.

If you fell for this, copy this to your profile, and teach someone else this lesson about using your time wisely.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s an ape?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Michael Jackson should've left his face alone, copy this into your profile.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

100 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once accomplished, move on to a harder word

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Walk through the store and start talking to yourself loud enough for everybody to hear; "I'll bet they have better prices at TARGET!"

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags, against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

45. Make a trail of lemon aid on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist But I AM a man if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.

69. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works)

70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Hugh G'butt"

73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV's to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

79. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you're walking through the doors act like you're expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

90. Put lingerie in the men's department.

91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away.

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

100. If you are a girl; Loudly preform the following skit with another friend who is also a girl. Remember to talk loudly and in girly voices;

Girl 1: OMG! So ashley here how did it go with bob here last night? I mean you... him... all alone in that big big house... WHAT HAPPENED! I absolutly HAVE to know!

Girl 2: WE DID IT! I mean it took a bit of persuasion but WE DID IT! I finally got him to play checkers with me! He was really good to!

Girl 1: OMG Seriously? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

If you're LDS, copy and paste this on your profile and pm Salacia Nereid saying you did!!

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Don't ask. Cause even if you do, I won't tell you. So turn that into a slushie and drink it up.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (My room is actually neat, but I saw this on someone's profile and thought it was funny.)

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then it hits me.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

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Fanfic100: Professor Layton by Candyland reviews
One hundred themes for one hundred stories about our favorite puzzle obsessive professor and his apprentice. — Bump in the Night: The professor goes out of town for a night, leaving Luke and Flora alone. After all, how much can happen in one night? —
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010
Star Force Adventures by reithedragonboy reviews
Just a story I thought of while I was listening to all of the music from Megaman Star Force. It's a different approach to how Geo and Omega-Xis met and how they saved the world. Hope you like it. Rated T to be safe.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Geo Stelar, Omega-Xis
Prison of Souls by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
Thirteen year old Dib never expected to be promoted to second commander of the Swollen Eyeball. The mighty Invader Zim never expected to be on the run. And amid all the confusion of change, this new and lethal threat could be the undoing of them both.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,589 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Zim, Dib
The Deep End by RoboticMasterMind reviews
old and super n00b story! Now as a lone Irken banished and trapped on earth since birth, he seeks revenge. Will he have to suffer forever or will he find a friend to help him. WARNING contains blood, gore, violence & etc!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Dib - Complete
Gir Sings the Cheeseburger Song by OhHowDelightfullyDreadful reviews
CONTINUED! Zim is gone for the night, and Gir feels the need to express himself to no one in particular through song and dance. With things ever be the same? Definitly no real romance. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Gir
Professor Layton and the Epic Bloopers by Laytonfanatic reviews
Take a look at the making of the Professor Layton cutscenes. Warning: All characters will NOT act as they do the games. (on hold)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011
Duckham Asylum by Celey reviews
An asylum is built to hold the likes of Darkwing's rogue gallery. Within its walls, the Fearsome Four undergo psychological evaluations.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Wunderkind by xxxPiratePrincessxxx reviews
Spirited away from the safety of Narnia, Lara Pevensie finds herself in a world completely different to her own. A blacksmith - a governor's daughter - a pirate - and one heck of an adventure. It's a long way back to the wardrobe. JackxOC WillxElizabeth
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Changing Times by imaginarydeathmuffin reviews
I knew nothing of my family. I didn't know who my mother or father was. I didn't even know if I had siblings or not. That's why I left; I wanted to find the part of me that was missing. Takes place during first PotC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,408 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009
A 100 Pages From Balthazar's Incantus by SapphireShelle91 reviews
A 100 Pages From Balthazar's Incantus, for The Balthy 100 challenge.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Balthazar B., Veronica
Irken Rainfall by LIMBO Dib reviews
A new student arrives at Skool and captures the attention of both Zim and Dib. But what if Ray isn't as normal as she seems? Major OC-age. No lemons. Will probably never be updated again, and possibly deleted.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,002 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010
A Walk in the Dark by Gamegirl27 reviews
He wasn't always the Pumpkin King. In fact, he wasn't always dead. He had a life, friends, a family... What happened to him...?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,242 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
EVERY day is bad joke day! by picklevictory reviews
your everyday, garden variety, sixth golden ticket story. based on tim burton movie, wonkaOC near the end. finished 11/2008. it was epic. 7/13/2010, NEW AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,702 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Alice in Wonderland: Green Eyed Daughter by nineteennintytwo reviews
She was an illegitimate child; born out of wedlock, and only her mother seemed to know where she came from. But when a dark haired man kidnaps her mother, she must seek aid in the father she's never even met. AlicexHatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, OC - Complete
Snatched: The Story of Snowkit by Prin Pardus reviews
Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,597 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Do You Trust Me? by nineteennintytwo reviews
When she returns, Alice brings a heartbroken Margaret into Wonderland with her, where the two sisters face challenges that they never dreamed of; Margaret faces a long pregnancy, while Alice debates her feelings for a certain Hatter... OLD STORY.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Margaret M., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
The Bride, The Groom and The Other Woman by Imagi reviews
When Victoria doesn't reach the church in time, she loses her only chance for happiness. Or has she? Pairings are EmilyVictor and VictoriaOC. Unbelievable! : I'm floored by all the reviews and I am VERY GRATEFUL. THANK YOU EVERYONE! :D
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,923 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2005
Sometimes You're Right by Feddlefew reviews
No one but Raz felt that the brain stealing incident had loses ends. And, you know what? He just happened to be right. Post game, T for swearing and violence, cannon pairings.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Beyond the Imagination: A Journey to Nowhere by owlreader reviews
So, the kids have formed a Star-clan sanctioned clan, and they are beginning their trip to join the real clans, as written by Erin Hunter. What will they meet on the way, and how will they settle once they're there? Sequel to Beyond the Imagination. R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,307 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Firestar
Butterfly by Prince Nightingale reviews
Emily...what was it like to die?"
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Paranoia by hiddenmoon9 reviews
What is Boyd thinking as he writes on the asylum walls?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Boyd C. - Complete
Kowalski's Origin by SmallerThan reviews
It's obvious that Kowalski had to get smart somehow. read all about his and young Skipper and Rico's adventures, and now Private's adventures too. Read Grand Finale! Dedicated to Blouper :
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,160 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Kowalski - Complete
Beyond the Imagination by owlreader reviews
Over the summer, there is almost nothing for Austin and her friends to do. They invent a clan for themselves and think it's imagining. Or is it? I've been fixing my writing, so the story gets better the further in you go. :D Please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Teenaged Traumas by Candyland reviews
Layton was learning a few things about teenagers.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
True Love by fairyMei33 reviews
A rewrite of The Corpse Bride. Victor and Emily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
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Smile reviews
What if Flint had a little more help with the whole food fiasco? Meet G.R.I.N. a fully automated, wise-cracking, OC lab assistant.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010
Ravens reviews
Don't we all wonder exactly what happened next to the graveyard by the old oak tree? This is my version of what happened the night Emily was murdered. First fic! One-shot! Title change cuz I didn't like.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete