TheWitchOfTheSouth
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Joined 07-03-10, id: 2431296, Profile Updated: 01-08-12
Author has written 6 stories for Gallagher Girls, and Glee.

Formally, Rachel-Not

My Gallagher Girl and Glee stories are the real ones on here, my Harry Potter ones are just like... Fun extras :)

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Gallagher Girls, and the Hunger Games.

Follewed by many, many, many others. Jodi Picoult and Percy Jackson, for series or author examples.

Favorite Musicals: Wicked and A Very Potter Musical. Followed by A Very Potter Sequal, RENT, and Legally Blonde.

Favorite music: Showtunes and P!nk, and anything sung by Chris Colfer, followed by, you guessed it, many others.

Favorite TV show: Modern Family, Glee, YouTube. Followed by older ones like the Flintstones and Addams Family.

Favorite pairing? Cammie/Zach

Favorite Maurader? Sirius

One I would actually be with? Remus

Gale or Peeta? Team Gale!

Favorite Actor? Chris Colfer.

Hello, Everybody, it’s me, The Witch Of the South. Wheither good of wicked comes before that, I will leave up to you. I used to be Rachel-Not, but nobody knows me by that name anymore. It is long forgotten, and now I am simply “The Witch” or “the Witch Of The South”. Go Wicked!

My motto- If there is science in this world, you still need magic for some things. But if there is magic, you don't need science

Harry > Voldemort > Cedric = Edward. Therefor Harry > Edward therefor Harry Potter > twilight.

I wonder who the the first person was who saw a cow and said,"I think I'll pull these dangly things and drink what comes out.

If you believe in telekinisis, raise my hand.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

He who laughs last doesn't get it

The computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing!

I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile

WICKED QUOTES - book and musical verse

"Well we can't all come and go by bubble!" Elphaba

"Now you wait just a clock tick..."Elphaba

"Lifes more painless for the brainless!" Fiyero

"She Yelled "I will save you!" and threw a bucket of water on to the Witch." Wicked The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of The west.

“I’m the other daughter, I’m beautifully tragic” “Oh…. Well, I’m sure you’re very bright.” “Bright? She’s phosphorescent!” -Elphaba, Madam Morrible, Galinda

“Oh god, tears! They burn like fire!” - Elphaba

"We're going to see the wizard, come what may and hell to pay" - Elphaba

HARRY POTTER QUOTES

“Did you add lacewings to your potion, Potter?” “No” “no sir” “There’s no need to call me sir, professor” Harry and Snape.

“Maybe he’s Ill” “Maybe he was sacked, cause everybody hates him-“ “Or maybe he quit, because he missed out on the defense against the dark arts job again-“ “Or maybe” said a voice from behind them “He’s waiting to here why you to didn’t arrive on the train” – Harry, Ron, and Snape.

“Are you a prefect Percy?”

“you should have said something!”

“Oh wait, I think he mentioned it-“

“Once”

“Or Twice”

“A minute”

“Everyday” – Fred and George

“Look! Harry got a Weasley sweater!”

“This is nice. She obviously makes more of an effort if you aren’t part of the family” Gred and Feorge

“Careful Potter. You see I, unlike you, have been made a prefect. Which means that I, unlike you, can take away points” “Yea, but you, unlike me, are a Git. So leave us alone” – Harry and Draco

“Professor Moody! Is that a-s student?!” “Technically It’s a ferret.” –Mnnie and Moody

“Ron was great! He got one of them in the head, and when you’re riding on a broomstick…” “You did?” “Always the tone of surprise” later- “Wow! You look great!” “Always the tone of surprise.” –Tonks, Hermione, Ron, Ron, Hermione. In that order

“I was a good pet! A good rat!” “ If you’re a better pet then human, Peter, it's hardly something to be proud of” – Peter and Sirius

“you see my dear, when you see Uranus and Saturn in this pattern, it means luck in later life.” “Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavendor?” - Trelawney and Ron

“Are you?”

“He is! Aren’t you”

“Who?”

“HARRY POTTER”

“Oh him. I mean, yea I am.” Fred, George, and Harry.

“Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, its not very good, is it? I tried a few spells myself, but they’ve all worked for me. For example, ‘occulus reparo!” I’m Hermione Granger By the way, and you are?” “Ron Weasley” “pleasure. HOLY CRICKETS, you're Harry Potter!”

“What are you doing watching the news?” “Well, it changes everyday, you see”- Uncle Vernon and Harry

“ Are you actually as stupid as you look?” Harry to Uncle Vernon

“IF WE DIE FOR THEM I’LL KILL YOU HARRY!” – Ron

“Mental? He’s the most brilliant and powerful wizard there is! But yes, a bit mental” – Percy

“Take care of yourself, wont you?” “Oh, you know me Ms. Weasley. I like a quiet life.” –Mrs. Weasley and Harry

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" Ron and Harry

“Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you inherited your mothers brains….” “Ron! Don’t get them hating each other on there first day!” “You're right. But don’t get to friendly with him Rose, granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood.” Ron and Hermione

“If your not in Gryffindor, we’ll disinherit you. But no pressure.” Ron

A Very Potter Musical Quotes

"I'll put my clothes away in the morning, ok?" "Um, no, no, that's not ok. I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have there place. Mudbloods have there place. And so-do-your- clothes! Namely, THE DRESSER!" - Quirell and Voldemort.

"He's a lion, who-can-talk" Draco

"Now your just being cute. you can't go to Pigfarts, its-on-mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us have enough money from our dead parents to buy out NASA. Starkid Potter. Moonshoes Potter." -Draco Malfoy

"Well, the Sorting Hat ran off with the Scarf of Sexual Preferance, so I'm just putting the people who look like good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys into Slytherin, and everybody else can go where ever the hell they want." Dumbledore

"Pretty? More like supermegaawesomefoxyhot." - Harry Potter

"Harry, I don't know about this, I mean, people have died." "Um, i'm the boy who lived, not died." Hermione and Harry

"I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks. I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag." - Harry

"This is terrible" "I know man, I mean, Voldemort is back and wants to kill me and Cedric is dead and-" "NO! it's not that. It's Hermione" - Ron and Harry

"Everytime I see her I get these pains in my chest and I know its her fault that b*tch!" Ron

"You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten the prettiest... I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT about a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it." - Draco Malfoy

"I want Hermione Granger!!! And a rocketship" Draco Malfoy

"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HHERRREE! whoa, Deja vu. Ok sorry. AAHH" Snape

"Severus Snape is the most bravest, smartest, sexiest man I have ever seen" Dumbledore

"Why do you trust Snape so much??" "Because I love him" Harry and Dumbledore

"Hey, Hey Cho come dance with me, I'm Harry Potter, come on" Harry

"Harry I think you need to talk to Dumbledore, because you never know and-" "Oh my god Hermione shut up!" Hermione and Ron

"THE HUNGERIAN HORNTAIL THE MOST TERRIFING THING I'VE EVER SEEN!" Dumbledore

"Who's ready to fight a ddrraaaggggooooonnn. Who am I kidding your just kids of course you're not ready" Dumbledore

"I love you all...exept for you Draco I can't f*cking stand you." Harry

Harry: Hey Malfoy, tell you what, I'll let you switch dragons with me. I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me, I'll give you that opportunity.
Malfoy: Ahh, let me think about it... no.
Harry: I'll give you my gushers!
Malfoy: Oh... no, no. I have a fruit by the foot.
Harry: I'll throw in my teddy grahams with the gushers, you can make little teddy graham sandwiches.
Malfoy: Alright... you throw in that pack of Bugles and you got yourself a deal.
Harry: ... Aboslutely not.

Draco malfoy through out the whole thing, Snape, Ron, Cho, were awesome. Funniest thing you will ever see. watch it. Life will change.

A Very Potter Sequal Quotes-

"WELL if it isnt Harry Potter, the famous Bastard. Name my is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I hate mudbloods and Gyffindor, and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"

"It's cause your a f*cking elf!"

What was Harry thinking when he named his second son?

And however much I love Snape, he's still evil. Sorry.

" A Line is a dot that went for a walk" Paul Klee

Back to Witches and wizards and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and magical feasts

It's all that I love and all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!

Back to spells and enchanments stories and friends!

Back to place were our story began at -

Gryffindor!

Ravenclaw!

Hufflepuff!

Slytherin!

HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!

- from A Very Potter Musical.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

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Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice by morallygreydesi reviews
/"Are you going to kill me, Cammie?" I hissed, not even hesitating to point the gun. My arms didn't shake. My heart didn't pound. I was eerily calm. And then I pulled the trigger./ Follow Cammie through Georgetown University, where her friends are spread across the world and her old enemies are getting closer. Post UWS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,945 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Never Asked To Feel Your Halo by BattleKitten reviews
The thing was, neither of them wanted this-whatever it was, but since when did the Universe care about what Rachel or Quinn wanted? Their cards had been dealt the moment they'd entered that shower together. Now it came down to how well they played them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 259,205 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Stars Above by WaitingforZach reviews
This is an expansion of the star scene in 'United We Spy'. "I never knew there were this many stars." "I can't see them," he told me. His breath was warm on my neck, and he kissed the soft skin at the base of my hair. "I just see you." Rated M for lemon.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Cure for Crupulus by kaitward reviews
Hermione Granger is infected with a deadly magical disease, and Draco Malfoy is the top healer of St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Saved You a Place at the Table by chalantness reviews
They never, ever leave each other while on a job, even if that means sitting in the car in the dark and reading under a flashlight to pass the time.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
Wolf Moon by AwesomePP reviews
I'm not like you. I don't want safe. I don't have a home. But I know someone needs me, I know someone's counting on me so I keep running. Zach's POV of OTSY. (Includes Budapest.)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,434 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Jump Off the Deep End by but we lost ourselves reviews
Cammie Morgan is your average senior in high school. Well, if being chased by an international terrorist organization and speaking 14 different languages is normal. But, like many normal high school seniors, she's about to have to make the decisions that will define her forever.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,225 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I've Been Loving You for Quite Some Time by chalantness reviews
"So, what does a girl have to say to get a sparring partner around here?"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Bex B., Grant - Complete
Six words full of meaning by over-rehearsed reviews
Talking about a character in six words for the hemingway six challenge at HPFC. One chapter at a time of course! Starts with Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010
In The End by You-Just-Might reviews
What if Cammie got her memory back? Cammie, Zach and the gang have to stop the COC. The CIA is full of moles and turncoats so they are on their own. My version of GG6. First fanfiction. Sorry for the bad summary but please R&R.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,564 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Hungry Chameleon by Jelbertie reviews
Five year old Cameron Morgan is asking her dad for something he just cannot give her. No matter how much she asks and how adorable she looks whilst doing so, he will NOT give her some of HIS M&Ms.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Cammie M., Matt M. - Complete
When I Wake by Graphite Eyes reviews
It's Cammie's fault. She left us-she let us hit rock bottom and that's why Zach and I couldn't sleep that night. So I refuse to feel bad for what happened. /Zex (Series of One-shots set between OGSY and OSOT) (Going to edit this one day)
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [Zach G., Bex B.] Cammie M. - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Sunset Means So Much by SmurfZXC714 reviews
"It's his day, and your mother took it away from him." He didn't have anything to say that. "I don't see her when I look at you," she said a moment later. "I don't. Except for this morning and I just couldn't—" her voice cracked and she stopped talking. Zach only now realized that she was crying. ONESHOT.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Ten of Diamonds by AwesomePP reviews
It's hard playing against your enemy- you hope for the best, you deduce and you guess. Sometimes, your guesses are correct and you relish in victory. But for me, correct guesses aren't something you want to come true. Zach's POV of DJGC.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Zach In Shining Armor by AwesomePP reviews
Cross My Heart and Hope To Spy in Zach's POV. Cammie wasn't supposed to fall in love on the job. And neither was I.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,426 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
To Spy Or Not To Spy by DiVaGiRl13 reviews
AU: "It's true, I went through girls fast. Faster than Grant does sports cars and faster than McHenry does shoes. But I don't do it for the reason you may be thinking of," -ZG "Nominated in the GGFF 2010 Awards"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,992 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Hey Diddle Diddle II by macawtopia reviews
With Lily & James finally dating you'd think the Marauder's lives would be perfect, but they're still having issues, like a neglected Sirius, Moony dealing with his first ever girlfriend, and the plotting young death eaters…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,123 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Charm and Good Looks of the Anderson Brothers by sparklyshimmer2010 reviews
Cooper is shameless, Kurt is embarrassed, and Blaine is jealous. Fun times at the Anderson house.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Truce by sweetlylethal reviews
One-Shot: "What would you say to her," I asked, "if you could say one thing before she left?" "Don't leave without me." He said. And, if I didn't know better, I would have thought he was crying. Zach Goode was crying. Zach Goode had officially lost it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Zach G., Bex B. - Complete
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Flipped by AlmostGolden reviews
What would happen if Zach and Cammie switched bodies during an exchange? Remember, if you like it; review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Winner by PPrallon
"When his father arrived with this letter, thousands of thoughts came to Kurt's mind." GLEE. DRABBLE. KURT/BURT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Impatient by TheGrayson reviews
Blaine's worried about fitting in at McKinley, so he holds back a little on the boyfriend act in public. Kurt's tired of waiting. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Text Me a Happy New Year by Lola Me reviews
No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones and text-messaging. Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different. He and Kurt text. A lot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Twenty Sixth by sweetlylethal reviews
- Three Shot - She's gotta be joking. "Come again?" "You heard me, kiddo." And, she was right. I had heard every word. But, that didn't mean I had to believe it. "What's the matter, Gallagher Girl? Don't want to have me for the holidays?"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
We Must Agree On What Matters by lilmm reviews
A collection of drabbles illustrating moments during Kurt and Blaine's first year of living together in New York. Fluff warning.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Right Time To Ask by Endgame Scribe reviews
Brittany has prided herself on her dedication. By sophomore year, she'd been with every boy at McKinley. She's done her absolute best to keep her perfect record, but there's just one problem. Spoilers up to some of 3x05
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Brittany P. - Complete
What Did I Do To Deserve This? by KelsIsVictorious reviews
Finn Hudson is the king of awkward, brotherly love, and his stepbrother Kurt Hummel knows that for a fact. / / Set after The Purple Piano Project.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Bunnies by mishdapperson reviews
Klaine on Valentine's Day, what we didn't see on "Silly Love Songs". This is a prompt from a friend of mine, who suggested I write about... bunnies. This is what my head came up with! Fluffmania!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A New Direction by Eets reviews
This is my version of what could have happened to some of the members of New Directions after they graduated McKinley. Pairings may include: Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Quick!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
We Did It Our Way by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
Fresh off a failed attempt at college, Kurt and Blaine move to New York with little money, but a lot of ambition. Together, they figure out the rest of their lives and their dreams, with a few bumps along the way. M for language and adult themes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,579 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Snapshots by mercurywrites reviews
100 drabbles providing glimpses into the friendship of Lily Evans and Severus Snape. Mostly canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Prom Dresses, Prom Messes by TheLIAF reviews
All is fair during prom season at Shiz. Multi-chapter
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Fiyero T., Glinda U. - Complete
Zach's Way of Things CMH in Zach's POV by DemiSpy reviews
CMH in Zach's POV... What was going through his mind? What we see in CMH is his mask... I wanna see under it. First Fic! R&R! Zammie will be mostly Zach's thoughts. I go straight by the book. Complete Jul.13.11 Edited version posted 8.11.11.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
The Evolution of Klaine Etcetera: Facebook Style by KlaineOnTheBrain reviews
Facebook fic, covering RIB's canon starting with Silly Love Songs. Heavily features The Warblers and Klaine. Please don't shoot me for hopping on the Facebook bandwagon, I simply couldn't resist.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Wedding Song by goodgollymolly reviews
It's two days before the wedding, and Kurt and Blaine still haven't picked out a song to have their first dance to. They dig through their old music and finally come up with an idea. Very fluffy.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm On The Edge With You by EJCriss reviews
Finn happens to spot a suspicious looking mark on Kurt's neck...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Year In Review by ihatepeeps reviews
When the second season ends, the characters hold a staff meeting. Crack.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
A Pillow Fort, A Prune And A Gavel by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
Rachel has called an 'Emergency Girl Meeting' - but for what? Certainly not what everyone else seems intent to talk about... Rated for language and vague sexual references - literally, you have to squint.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Royal Wedding Gallagher Girl Style by behind.my.bright.blue.eyes reviews
The Gallagher Girls watching the Royal Wedding at their crazy all-night-er. Based off my life. Co-written by 2lazy2b clever. Please Read!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Just a little massage by Mawiiish reviews
Kurt hates P.E. But maybe a massage from Blaine could make it all better? Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Another One of Those Wicked Parodies by Areyoufeelingwicked reviews
Just Another One of Those Wicked Parodies. CAUTION: Brain overload. Mentally challenging content inside! Signs that you are enjoying this story include: losing your mine, splits in your side, teary eyes, wrinkles from smiling and laughing.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Glinda U., Elphaba T.
Bellatrix Lestrange's Handy Guide To Muggle Stuff by GoesKaboom reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange discovers the many uses of random Muggle things. Will someone PLEASE take that dynamite away from her? Originally a oneshot called Muggle Explody Things, now a collection of loosely-related oneshots. Complete crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Haymitch Abernathy isn't allowed to by Zelda12343 reviews
Ever wondered if Haymitch has a goofy side? Well, wonder no more and take a look at this list! Rated T for some of the things he does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Haymitch A.
Three Times Gale Defended Katniss Everdeen by audreyii-fic reviews
... and three times he couldn't. Gale always looks out for Katniss, even when she doesn't know it. Pre-Hunger Games through the beginning of Catching Fire. Canon-compliant.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Which Rule Didn't We Break? by Doodle6721 reviews
Over the years Macey, Liz, Bex, and Cammie have broken quite a few rules at Gallagher Academy. But the question isn't which rules did they break but which rule didn't they break. Multiple one-shots. COMPLETE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End by Jobey in Error reviews
How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Gallagher and Blackthorne Strip Truth or Dare by BritishGallagherGirl reviews
Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys play truth or dare / spin the bottle with a twist. Fun-shot, Three-shot, Rated T. Story is better than summary!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
Pull On Your Heart Strings by finally-alive reviews
"He's kind of cute, don't you think?" "Yeah, I guess, if you put a paper bag over his head and cut off his air supply" / Zach Goode stole hearts with the snap of his fingers, Cammie Morgan did not give in that easily. AU, OoC; :zammie:
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Whether You Like It Or Not by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Five times that Finn carried Kurt against his will, and one time that Kurt asked him to. Furt brother awesomeness. Written as a fill for the Glee fluff meme. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Project H: New Moon by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the second film in the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
Reasons You Should Go Out With Me by clearblueskies reviews
James writes lists of reasons why a certain Lily Evans should go out with him. Does his idea work? Will you actually like this terrible oneshot? Read to find out! Featuring: THE MARAUDERS! 'Nuff said! T for swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Locked Up Tight by KisstheRain14 reviews
Of strawberry cream puffs, K-Mart, necklaces and Jimmy. Kind of. "And by the way, your stupid gangster accent sucks." "You mean like your Swahili accent?" /ZxC oneshot, posted for Project PULL/
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
It's Real For Us by over-rehearsed reviews
A tribute to ALL fans of Harry Potter. Because we are the Harry Potter Generation and it's real for us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Across the Table by Rozzy0 reviews
Fifty moments in the life of Harry and Ginny, captured at Harry's kitchen table. Written for the "50 Art of Words" challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 24,093 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Stranger Like Me by Descending Rival reviews
What happens if Elphaba meets someone else who's green? One-shot. Musicalverse mostly
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Elphaba T. - Complete
The most gifted witch of her age by Bagge reviews
Hermione Granger is captured and imprisoned in the dungeons of Malfoy mansion. Alone, wandless, defenceless... Yeah, right!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Project H and the Half Blood Prince by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the sixth Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance by mmaemae reviews
She tried out because she was tired of being known as a know it all. She got in because,unknown to most, she was a great dancer. He tried out because he caught dance steps better than he did the snitch. He got in because he was a Malfoy. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
THE CULLENS and Bella GO ON MSN! by lolthebest1 reviews
Loads of Arguements happen when the Cullen Kids and Bella decided to chat On Msn. With some really bizarre nicknames E.G SEXYBEAST this is really quite funny! I spent ages writing it.... so I hope it's OK!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
First Try At Parenthood by Lyric Medlie reviews
This is the story that goes along with Ginny and Harry as she is pregnant with little James Sirius Potter. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,691 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Truth or Dare GallagherBlackthorne style by Midnight.Rose001 reviews
Four Gallagher Girls. Four Blackthorne Boys. One game of Truth or Dare rated T right now, could change to M
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
The Hobgoblins by Kittenn1011 reviews
The Marauders are somewhere they really shouldn't be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Realization by Carter-Carter reviews
Rachel realizes something. Quinn is creeped out.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
One Short Night by 3Mindy3 reviews
Fiyero is traveling with Dorothy and meets up with an unexpected visitor. Please R&R! Charactes meant to be a little OOC.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Memories by Naranne reviews
"Waving up at him from the photograph, cheerful grins plastered on their faces and looking as if they couldn't be happier, were four people he would recognise anywhere." Slight Harry/Ginny, slight James/Lily. A belated one-shot for Harry's thirtieth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
But I Need It! by denpa wave chick saki reviews
Every girl in a talent show needs a costume, especially one Galinda Upland, who is out to prove that she does indeed have the best singing voice at Shiz. Which would all be good and dandy, if Elphaba wasn't the one dragged in and forced to make it.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
To Be A Muggle In A Wizard's World by dagonette reviews
It's Hogwarts letter day in the Potter household. Letters arrive, as well as news that may or may not be unexpected. It'll be a day to remember. Harry POV. Possibly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Maternal Instinct by RosalieThropp reviews
Elphaba's thoughts on her son's birth.One-shot.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Elphaba T., Liir - Complete
Harry Potter The Musical Panda Version by XxArixX reviews
MY version of Harry Potter! Epic crack fic. Missing some vital parts because it seems better to make you confused. Now with a list of what YOU have learned from your awesome reviews! Beware of F-bombs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dangers of Falling Asleep in Charms Class by Zenelia reviews
Ron falls asleep in class, and Harry and Hermione take advantage of this and do some . . . painting. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As Long As You're Mine by Tinkerbell81 reviews
It's Halloween at Hogwarts and the Halloween Ball is in full swing, even the Wicked Witch of the West is there. What will happen when two of the returning Year Eights are left alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just A Chat by BlueGreyRainbow reviews
Zach's mother has a chat with him in the CoC headquarters. Post-OGSY.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Zach G. - Complete
Harry, You Belong With Me by Scorpiogrl reviews
Hermione thinks that Harry belongs with her, in fact she's known it for years. But Harry doesn't see it, in fact he's dating Ginny. Will he ever realize that Hermione is perfect for him in a way that Ginny never could be? HP/HG obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not so Spoilt by Lupa Dracolis reviews
Snape seems to think the Marauders were all spoilt brats. Well, let's find out if he's right. Rating for implied violence. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
10 facts about the Next Generation by Kelsbury reviews
I loved reading these so much, I decided to write one myself. Includes all the Next Generation kids, including Teddy and Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Teddy L. - Complete
Wicked in Under 15 Minutes by entwined-in-a-web reviews
What happens when Wicked in condensed to 15 minutes? My parody of the show! Will probably not take fifteen muntes because it's in two chapters...REVIEW PLEASE!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Tell Her Something by Megan Hale reviews
Oneshot Songfic. Draco writes a letter to Harry to tell Hermione all of the things he wanted her to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperate by amorae reviews
Sandy can't hide it anymore. He's horny. Really, really horny. And he can't seem to find anyone who will have sex with him. Rated for some language at the end, and just because it's weird. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kurt H., Sandy R. - Complete
Harry Potter goofyness 'Dick and Jane' Style by mistfur reviews
This is a bunch of small one shots that are short and stupid. Hope ya like it. Warning:this story is updated randomly and harry dies, because i think he should have died ,but he didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P.
Interview With A Witch by Leia Emberblaze reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask the the Wicked characters questions? Here's your opportunity! Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero and all the other characters are waiting to be interviewed! This is sure to get very funny very fast...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
The Dare by Missglitterystars reviews
Elphaba dares Glinda to watch a horror movie!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Inside the Gallagher and Blackthorne Academies by katie4cheer reviews
It's a battle of the sexes during an all-nighter at Gallagher! Each chapter, the boys or the girls have to come up with one reason why their gender is better. There's a short story in each chapter. Credit goes to Kiwiosity for the idea! ZxC, GxB, and JxL
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Fairytale by ElphabaROCKS reviews
What is in a fairytale? Poetry.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Who am I? by ElphabaROCKS reviews
Who am I? So many pseudonyms, so many secrets." A poem about Elphaba many names, freeverse poem. Based on the book.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by wekfnwekonf reviews
It's the summer holidays, Hermione is looking after her one year old cousin and who does she see? Draco Malfoy, and he insists on hitting on her. VERY OC, no Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
50 things I am not allowed to do in Oz by Imtotallynormal reviews
50 things that are banned in Oz. :
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010
Notes by ElphabaROCKS reviews
Galinda was not paying attention in class as usual so she decides to start passing notes. Something written by some friends-areyoufeelingwicked-and I because we were bored.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Sleep Well by Klavierliebe reviews
That was the time she was most vulnerable; locked away in her subconscious, delved into her dreams, when she’s brain-dead to the world around her. Z/C
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Why the West? by ElphabaROCKS reviews
Why did Elphaba say "Look to the Western Sky" if she had no idea that she would end up in Kiamo Ko? This is a one-shot about what Elphie and Glinda do in the Emerald City and why Elphaba chose the west. Rating just in case. My first fanfiction.....
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Maurading, Mischief and Memories by xox-hattii-xox reviews
When you share a dormitory with people, they become more than just a room-mate. In some, rather more rare, cases, they become the ones you would die for. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Gryffindor Boys Dormitory memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Remus L., James P.
Memories of Empty Space by Alex Rose reviews
Lilly Potter reflects on her father's character and the effect of his experiences on him as an adult. Set after HP7's epilogue. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Lily Luna P., Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Project H reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Chamber of Secrets by Project H reviews
A parody of the second Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Philosopher's Stone by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
You Have Me Confused With Someone Else by MisunderstoodDreamer7 reviews
Elphaba accidentally casts a spell that makes people think that she's Galinda, and Galinda's the green girl! Kinda AU if you wanna look at it that way. Fiyerba fluff. Musicalverse. *Gasp* She actually wrote a musicalverse! Please review!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
5 Ways to Get a Girl's Number by theycallherkaush reviews
He was a spy, after all; how hard could it be to get her number? Charm intact, he fixed his tie and proceeded down the corridor. Easy. It would be as easy as convincing Grant that Bex was a lesbian. Z/C. Fun-shot #1
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Letters from the Marauders by marrythepirate reviews
The Marauders are spending the summer at James' house--but still feel the need to write letters to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
What I must NOT do to Galinda by theaterinspired reviews
Elphaba's diary entry of what she has learned is a bad idea to do to Galinda. Occurs throught the story. Entries are from whenever Elphie gets frustrated at Galinda. I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS! ONE SHOT
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Intelligent by Wicked.Essence reviews
This songfic is based on off "Popular", but this time it's Elphaba's turn to teach Galinda the ways of the...not so popular.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
no inkling by It's me get over it reviews
Just before an Order meeting Lily finds out what James and his friends had really been up to just before their Aurour graduation. And she doesn't like it. And why is McGonagall now avoiding Sirius? Response to a challenge with mention of JP/LP FL/AL & AD/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., Minerva M. - Complete
One Pairing To Rule Them All by TheWarrior12 reviews
Wicked characters all get together, so they can have a meeting to discuss which pairings in Wicked are the best. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Wicked Songs Renamed by Raquel09 reviews
The title says it all. Something stupid I made in my spare time to express my inner Star.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Rooms by siriuslives394 reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Who Owns Your Wand Today? by Can't Stand Deathly Hallows reviews
Harry became master of the Elder Wand by overpowering Draco. But was it really that straightforward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Another Retelling of Wicked! Yay! by Yorkie Lover reviews
The title says it all. :-D Random guest stars appear at times. Hope you like this! Oh, and did I mention I revised the first ten chapters? Because I love you so!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,630 - Follows: 665 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 6,645 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Parodies of Paradise reviews
Parodies of the Kurt and Blaine scenes in each episode. Includes what everybody was REALLY thinking while watching the scenes! Written in script format, character development and plot constancy will be questioned, lines will be dissected, and more!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Four rings, two boys, one marriage reviews
In all engagement fics I've read, Blaine is the one who proposes. But I think take charge, goes for what he wants, romantic, would want to pick his own ring out Kurt would be the one to do it. Nevertheless, Blaine has something in mind too! Proposal fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Problem: Family ties, Solution: Mutual safe house reviews
When nowhere is safe for Cammie and Zach anymore, Macey's dad is off political touring, and Bex's parents have decided that their mission this summer is to dangerous, the four of them are put in a mutual safe house. Follow their summer together!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011
Couple Counseling reviews
"You know what your problem is?" Macey said wisely, "You guys have trust issues. And communication. And a lot more. Know what you need? Couple counseling." Cammie and Zach are forced in Macey's couple counseling, as are Mr. S and Rachel in chapter 2.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Macey M. - Complete
Forbidden Love reviews
Mr. Solomons Pov-Some people say that forbidden love never happens. That two enemies are enemies for a reason. But that's not true. I remember when the son of the leader of the COC kissed their main targot. And it wasn't a honeypot. oneshot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Joe S. - Complete
Pillow Fight reviews
"It was pretty tame, until Zach Hit Bex when she wasn't expecting it, and all hell broke lose 'Oh-NO-You-didn't.' She hissed, before smacking Zach so hard with the pillow he lost his balance." 4 Gallagher Girls and 3 Blackthorne Boys get in a pillow fight
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete