If your reading this i've final got the guts to post something and I love cupcakes! that is all *looks down* oh apparently not.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
I've changed my penname because it's way more creative and doesn't give my name away easily
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
CALLING ALL NERDS. CALLING ALL NERDS. DO NOT FEAR FOR YOUR SAFTEY AND PRIDE ANY LONGER. NERDS WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE ONE DAY BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS TO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT BRAINS ARE BETTER THAN BRAWN. FOLLOW ME THOSE WHO ARE 7 LESSONS AHEAD IN MATH, OR HISTORY. FOLLOW ME THOSE WHO PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED TO HEAR CURSE. WE WILL BAND TOGETHER BECAUSE NERDS. ARE. AWESOME.if your a nerd and proud of it copy this onto your profile and add your name. totallyawesome1398, HuntressBiancadiAngelo, Naturestune
Slenderman Avoids Hawaii because of me but that doesn't stop Slenderpalm he throws coconuts =D
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Writer2TheEnd, HistoryNerd ChibiLover123, Naturestune
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.
25 Reasons I owe my mother.
1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mout and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about weather.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."
11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."
13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.
" You are going to get it when we get home."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."
List of crazy stuff!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.
Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.
Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.
Crazy is when you're trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.
Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.
Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character who's bigger than you. (CHEEEEEEEECK!!)
Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.
Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. (CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK!!)
Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. (CHECKAROONIE!)
Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P
Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. (CHECK)
Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.
Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.
Crazy is when you think the word "pickle" or 'fork" is funny.
Crazy is picking up the phone and saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" Just to see what reactions you'll get. (Check!)
Crazy is saying "Ooh, shiny!" every time you see something you think is cool.
Crazy is when your friend picks up the phone by saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" you respond with "I'd like a large, with the following toppings: Copycat, you stole my thing. Please deliver by sundown. Bye." Then hang up.
Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says "I'm Serious" or "Seriously."
Crazy is when whenever someone says "JK" you have an incredible urge to yell "ROWLING!"
Crazy is when you want to faint for no specific reason whatsoever.
Crazy is when you text someone who is right next to you. (CHECK!)
Crazy is when you think that people in pictures are staring at you and are freaked out by it. (CHECK!)
Crazy is when said people come out of the picture and start talking to you. (UN-CHECK! THANKFULLY!)
Crazy is when you have the urge to jump in a giant vat full of pudding, juice, jello, or the fountain of youth water.
Crazy is when you are sitting here trying to think of new things that are crazy. (CHECK-O-RAMA!)
Crazy is when you think in third person constantly.
16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash paying, a
EMO--Extravagently Made Origami
YAOI--You Are Overly Insane (Me and my friend made that up XD but I heard this one online: Young Attractive Outgoing Intellectuals)
YURI--You Understand Righteous Interventions (Me and my friend made this up too :3 )
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn, we sure messed up!
Why is rap so named? Because the 'c' fell off at the printer.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
What do you mean I'm dead? I'm here ain't I?
This is Bob >:) Bob likes sharp things, Bob likes you, I suggest you run from Bob.
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. ("A lot" meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Would copy and past this into their profile