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Joined 07-04-10, id: 2431786, Profile Updated: 02-13-14
Author has written 6 stories for Birds Of Prey, and Devil Wears Prada.

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Currently working on: Once Upon a Time/Swanqueen thing.

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Nothing Comes from Nothing by parakitty reviews
Things don't go as planned for anyone in Storybrooke after Emma casts a seemingly simple and harmless spell to help her find the reclusive Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 113,603 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.]
The Price of Magic by heartsways reviews
Regina has returned to Fairy Tale Land along with Snow, Emma, Henry and everyone else who lived in Storybrooke. But nothing is ever quite as simple as expected, nor is it as safe as they may think...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,854 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
Tangled Voices by becauseihaveyourback reviews
It's been just over a year since she suddenly left. Just over a year since Jane has heard her voice. When Jane and Maura's daughter discovers a series of voice recordings the two women made together while Maura was pregnant, Jane finds herself unable to stop listening to them. And when a whisper of Maura's presence reaches her ears... she finds herself unable to ignore it.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,666 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
By Process Of Elimination by hope2x reviews
Based loosely off the concept from What Happens In Vegas. Always competing, Emma and Regina find themselves getting just a bit carried away one night. In the morning both are shocked to find their situation has changed and in a town with magic, not everything is so easily fixed. The two suddenly have to find some way to get along before one does't make it out alive.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,465 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] - Complete
Somewhere Progressive by redcharcoal reviews
This is both a sequel and companion piece to WastedOn's brilliant fic, The Art of Survival. What happened after Miranda and Andy turned up alive 34 days after their plane crash? And how did the world react to the "death" of the formidable La Priestly? There will be three chapters. Read The Art of Survival first or you'll really miss out. Go on - it's a great fic.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,813 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/4 - Complete
Metamorphosis by The Kat Valentine reviews
War was won. Friends were lost. Enemies were vanquished. Hermione Granger could not feel beyond an insomniac's detachment. With Bellatrix Lestrange found alive, can she be exemplified, or is this battle a losing one, too? For Hermione, it all feels pointless beyond a glimmer. -Eventual Bellatrix/Hermione-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,019 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
The Long Way 'Round by Dianaprince89 reviews
Jane explores her newly discovered sexuality while her friendship with Maura crumbles. / "She's buying me a drink," Jane studied her food intently. "Like a date?" Frankie pressed. "I don't know," Jane shrugged. "That's a date!" Tommy exclaimed gleefully. Maura's hand slid out of Jane's under the table.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,032 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Is This Real? by kennedy8226 reviews
Rated M for a reason! HG/SS marriage law. Starts light and turns very dark. Rape, torture, strong language and explicit scenes slightly AU. Hermione is in her seventh year when a new marriage law is passed and she is sucked into it. How can she marry with only deatheaters as her options? Does not have a happy ending until the sequel. Please R&R! Everything is JKR's. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,234 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Murder Most Foul by thewriteday reviews
Oneshot after Archie's "death." Regina is sick of being judged by the two idiots. What she really needs is to feel in control again. And she knows just the way she wants to go about it. Smutty.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2013 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
Refuge by Menzosarres reviews
Drea grew up fearing everything magic stood for, isolated in a magicless refuge in the midst of a kingdom filled with such power. When her family is slain by brigands, her life turns upside-down. She finds herself in possession of more magic than she has seen in her life, and the kingdom's most feared, revered mage, Míren, the only hope to teach her to control this newfound power.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012
Pole Dancing With Integrity by MauMauKa reviews
Looking for her husband in a sleazy bar, Miranda gets the shock of her life.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 274,222 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
The Unholy Trinity: Nemesis by MadameCissy reviews
A fragment of hope remains as not only a battle for survival but also for love breaks out. They stand on opposite sides, drawn to each other by something more powerful than they could ever have imagined. Some things cannot be destroyed. [Bellamione] [Hermione/Andromeda][Hermione/Narcissa] [Bellatrix/Narcissa] Sequel to The Unholy Trinity: Serpent Spell. Part 2 of the trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,371 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Narcissa M.] - Complete
A Little Taste by hunnyfresh reviews
Emma has been desperate to know what it's like to kiss the smirk off of Regina Mills, but when she finally gets the chance, it doesn't seem to be enough.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
With benefits by tanithw reviews
When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,039 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Howl by TwilightPrincess89 reviews
Hermione recieves a very interesting propostition...and is reluctant to go through with it. But Bellatrix is more dangerous if she is denied what she wants. The moon is full, and the animal in Hermione has been set free. She agrees and gets more than she barganed for. And the last person she wanted to know, finds out. I Suck at summaries. Please read and review. Rated M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Royal Buffer by Dashed reviews
"Kathryn, is not a sexual ping pong ball, to be used in your game of one upping Regina!" Mary Margret snapped at her. "I'm hardly one upping Regina if she's involved in the sex too," Emma defended herself. Badly. Emma/Kathryn/Regina relationship sex .
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,724 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.
Texting by loxodontack reviews
A series of texts
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
Taken by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Minifill. Bonded asari use pheromones to 'mark' their mates, to Liara's embarrassment and Shepard's delight.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Narcotic Night by Politic X reviews
Andy visits Miranda at a crime scene.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Nobody Messes With My Girl by AidenSky reviews
A series of fShep/Liara one shots. Humor and fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Display by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Anonymous poster wanted to see Liara doing a dance/striptease for FemShep in the Captain's Cabin. Here you go, Anon. Now, someone ELSE go fill prompts on the thread for a change, you slackers! I'm all out of fic again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
There's Time by AidenSky reviews
Me3 fix it fic. Fem/Shep Liara. After the destruction of the Reapers, Shepard and Liara come to terms with what's important, and what happened in Shepard's final moments. Fluff
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Apples and Niceties by meremortal2k3 reviews
Henry wants Emma to convince Regina to let him see her more often. PWP about apples and being nice.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Unknown by the.subverter reviews
Liara becomes all the more awkward when she discovers her Prothean knowledge and intelligence is useless around the indecipherable and confounding Shepard. Liara x Shepard F
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Damn You, Miss Swan by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Emma visits the mayor one night with a bottle of wine to cheer her up. Anger issues and smeared lippy ensues. WARNING: Includes a non-explicit passing reference to rape. This is my first story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
This Is A First Time Story by Temora reviews
Everyone writes stories about the "first time". This is mine, but perhaps not the first time you're expecting...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Agreement by emeraldpriestess reviews
Shortfic. Not everything needs to be discussed at length. Hermione/Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Disarming Athena by Politic X reviews
A lengthy story that takes place primarily in an elevator. Andrea/Miranda
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
Let's Give 'em Something to Talk About by pagesix reviews
When the paparazzi gets involved with Andrea's personal life, Miranda decides to fight back
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
When she is by wonderwoman78 reviews
Jane is being a difficult patient
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
Not Strong Enough by firedancer34 reviews
Three years ago I crossed the line for you. I know I should stay away, but I'm just not strong enough.
Birds Of Prey - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Helena K./Huntress, Barbara G./Batgirl/Oracle
Fighter by PerfectPride reviews
Andy and Miranda femslash pairing. Andy is attacked one evening whilst delivering the Book and receives help from someone she never thought would care.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Underneath It All by fembuck reviews
AU. After Genosha Scott takes off and Jean finds herself growing closer to the Institute's newest addition, Emma Frost, than she ever could have imagined. Jean/Emma, femslash
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,285 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix - Complete
Falling again by belzeboob reviews
This is a sequel to "Falling" by PINK RABBIT PRODUCTIONS. After 11 years Helena comes back to New Gotham to find her mother's killer. Sorry for any mistakes. English is not my native language. Enjoy! Barbara/Helena slash.
Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Hate Me, Break Me by IceHeart161 reviews
Haven't you heard? Hermione Granger is dead. Bellatrix Lestrange killed her three weeks ago. AU/post-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye never means forever by SilkpoetV reviews
Sometimes to attain the love of your life you must set it free...Helena has been in love with Barbara for years, but maybe just maybe it's too late for both of them. Femslash B/H COMPLETE
Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,084 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Barbara G./Batgirl/Oracle, Helena K./Huntress - Complete
New Year by MorriganFearn reviews
The best way to start off a new school year, in Emma Frost's opinion, was with a lie and a truth. Character introspection.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Emma F./White Queen - Complete
Sticking the Landing by adliren reviews
Sequel to Walking Away. Moving on is great, unless you still have something to say. M /MA: Mature Barbara/Helena *femslash*
Birds Of Prey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Getting Out by adliren reviews
Helena drags Barbara out for a little shopping.
Birds Of Prey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Missing You by fembuck reviews
Barbara pays Helena a visit at work. BarbaraHelena, femslash
Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
A Visitor Comes to Town by kosmos9 reviews
[Devil Wears Prada] Nate comes to visit. Miranda gets possessive. Andy gets confused. MirandaAndy, Nate.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by fembuck reviews
Following the lives of three kickass femiwarriors over the week before Christmas. What wacky hijinks will they manage to get themselves into? I don’t know, but we’ll soon find out. BarbaraHelena, femslash
Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Scientific Method by fembuck reviews
Barbara does some thinking and then does some doing, and then Helena does something thinking and some doing. It’s a whole thinking and doing thing. BarbaraHelena, femslash
Birds Of Prey - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Ten Thousand Suns by Strix varia25 reviews
Sam is trapped in the rubble after an earthquake collapses a building on an alien world. Sam/Janet
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Art of Survival reviews
A plane trip goes awry. Andy and Miranda can't survive on their own forever. Someone's got to rescue them eventually, right? A story of not being rescued. (Mirandy.)
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Voice Messages from Friends reviews
What will Miranda do when Andrea is snatched from Runway by a rival fashionista? ***Written for the IDF Big Bang. Miranda/Andy, Andy/Cruella, M/A/C. So... yeah.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
The Other reviews
Miranda has some theories. Investigation follows.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Daylight reviews
Miranda sees something she shouldn't.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
The Syntax of Progression reviews
Barbara's ill-fated time leap brings her to a grim future. Femslash.
Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Barbara G./Batgirl/Oracle, Helena K./Huntress
To Be in Motion reviews
Batgirl must play the game if she wants to keep Gotham City safe... AU Femslash
Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Helena K./Huntress, Barbara G./Batgirl/Oracle - Complete