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Joined 07-04-10, id: 2432288, Profile Updated: 04-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, One Piece, and Naruto.

Note [03/04/2013] :It is with great regret that I inform you that this account will not continue to post stories. This thus means that the One Piece fan fiction I had started will not be finished. What with starting college in 2012, I no longer found the time or motivation to continue it and a new obsession has taken over. I've forgotten the plot. I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. If someone wants to pick up where I left off, you are welcome to it. Once again, I apologize profusely.

- Kaylee

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Karin's Date by peppermint quartz reviews
Sequel to Hitsugaya's Date. Six months after the events of Hitsugaya's Date, Karin is completely enmeshed in the war. HitsuKarin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,281 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Footnote by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Instead of obsessing, she merely read through some files neatly stacked on a far corner of her desk, trying to forget that pleased smile playing about Draco Malfoy's lips as he pocketed that fertility potion. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Love Potion 101 by Vaerin7 reviews
Poor Ichigo has been slipped a love potion by Yorouchi! She says it was an accident, but who's dumb enough to believe her. Now he hasn't just been pushed into heat, but the Taicho of Seireitei are all fighting over him! What's a berry to do?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Intoxication by Tristana reviews
or not... Malik sends Altair out to buy incense, being clear as to what he wants. What if Altair comes back with the wrong one? Fun times! AltMal, written for kink meme. Rated M for a reason.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tastes Like Strawberries by Raicheru reviews
Ichigo gets caught by a group of bullies who bring him to thier leader. Shirosaki likes what he sees and intends to make the redhead his. But when his past resurfaces, it turns out he's the one who needs to be saved. Yaoi- HichiXIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,728 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Dirty Boy by sunxsleepsx reviews
Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Engorgia by Fr333bird reviews
Draco is left with an embarrassing and painful problem after an accident in his potions lab. Harry is the mediwizard who takes the case. Lots of adult content, fluff and slashy smut. Definitely a feel good fic, no angst here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
May The Force Be With You by iEvenstarEstel reviews
Abby aims to seduce Connor. Series 2 fic.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
The Trouble With Tabloids by SpecialNotCrazy reviews
The lives of movie stars and musicians seem to no longer interest the reporters of Jump City so what do they write about now the Teen Titans. Watch as they start rumors, take pictures, and twist the truth. BBxRAE STAxROB CYxBEE rated for saftey.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,039 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Size Matters by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W., Hannah A. - Complete
Foreplay by HidingBehindASockPuppet reviews
The war is over, but Harry and Draco have always fought, always, it's all they know. Or is it? Maybe, just maybe all that fighting was leading to something else. Maybe, it's just foreplay. Mythical 8th year. EWE. Slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wounded Bird by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Merlin has a penchant for bringing home strays. That's never included humans until this one. After all, he'll freeze if he stays in he alley for the night...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Few Words Suffice by Myashke reviews
When Arthur strains a muscle, Merlin must tend to him.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Control by A Beautiful Oblivion reviews
All Desmond ever wanted was control. And now he'd have it. WARNING: LOTS OF SWEARING AND GORE. Read at your own risk. Oneshot, set after the events in the Apple Room. MAJOR spoilers for Brotherhood.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Desmond M. - Complete
Burning in the Dark by mirrorOfsin reviews
"You must learn never to deny me," she whispered biting his ear hard. His fists balled as her hands skimmed over his chest. "Or yourself Draco. Never deny yourself pleasure." /M for incest, sex, violence. Bellatrix/Draco. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty by surprisedreader reviews
Matthew shows up at Holland's hoping to surprise him with his visit and throw in some surprise kinky kitty sex but things don't always go according to plan. Sometimes you just have to improvise. Neko!Canada/Netherlands Smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Like Smoke From Fire by Myashke reviews
Gwaine helps Merlin lose something in Arthur's bed. Where he sleeps.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Solid Gold by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Sequel for Strawberry Bad Boy; Shinji and Nnoitra's story. Follow the two of them four years after the end of SBB and see where they are now and how they got there.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,058 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Nnoitra G., Shinji H. - Complete
Invisible Man by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
AU "You are capable of more?" "More? Your majesty?" "More types of spells. More brain cells as well?" "Yes," he hissed. "Protect yourself." "What?" "Carl, shoot him." Getting captured by Uther doesn't quite have the results Merlin expect
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,214 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bet by surprisedreader reviews
This is a Netherland/Canada fic where Matthew lost a bet with Holland and has to sit through a meeting as Holland plays with the controls for the vibrator he has in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
A Lover and a Brother by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
Shameless smut. With a tiny bit of fluff. And about a sentence of plot. Don't read this. RussiaXAmericaXCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Summer Heat by lovelielove reviews
Circumstances leave everyone at Headquarters stuck indoors during a heat wave. Hermione accidentally discovers Snape's sweet secret. AU, One-shot, M to be safe. Edit: 1st of a soon to be Seasons Series. Look for Autumn Air next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Exercise in Self Appreciation by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Merlin is Arthur and Arthur is Merlin. Only this time destiny makes it a little more literal. Merlin decides he likes the consequences. Arthur, less so... Bodyswapping
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fault by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Special relationships are supposed to be easy. But Alfred couldn't leave well enough alone and Arthur's not completely blameless and Matthew keeps getting dragged in. Featuring America, England, Canada, and the unfortunate relationships between them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Dancing with Devils by diamond-helen reviews
A red dress, dancing, and previously hidden desires make a happy witch, SB/HG/RL. Birthday fic for angelically-devilish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tattoo Fetish by Are-san reviews
Ichigo is in University, working part time in a tattoo parlour. With his shinigami duties to top it off, not to mention certain shinigami friends, how will he manage to keep his secret kink a secret?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Pages From The Book of Firsts by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Drabble challege based in the SBB 'verse. Every wonder how Grimm and Ichi deal with the kids as they get older? Well, here's a small taste of it ;p discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
He's Totally Clueless by RukiaRocks reviews
Karin works at Otaku Cafe that serves not only real people, but avatars in the ever popular game, REM. While serving an avatar, she stumbles upon a hidden quest. There, a computer character steals her first kiss. Is she falling for this heap of data?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,192 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Open Borders by Taxie reviews
February 28th, 1815. The Treaty of Ghent has been signed; the militia have gone home, the war of 1812 is over. America invades Canada a second time, but with different intent. Uh, I just reloaded the second chapter. Hopefully it appears this time!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Odax and Tricho by Dragongal333 reviews
Canada experiments with his brother's little fetish. Kinkmeme Deanon. Incestyness ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
I Can't Choose by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Threesome of Severus/Hermione/Lucius. Hermione had been their friend for years, but lately there have been odd, almost flirty looks sent to her by each man. With the help of a lot of alcohol, she finds out what the looks are all about. Rate MA. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
7 Hours in Hell by sylent nighthowl reviews
Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
iSee You Naked by SeddieAnonymous reviews
You thought things couldn't be more awkward between Sam and Freddie as is but after seeing each other naked. Everything changes. How people see them. How they see themselves and mostly how they look at each more then friends. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Spare Key to My Heart by Fatalyst reviews
The Kagamine twins can't get inside, and it's raining, so they take shelter in the car and dry their soaking wet clothes over the heater while they snuggle up in a warm blanket together.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Gay Chicken by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All I have is you by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
A b-day present for Tiana Misoro! When Ichigo gets suspisious of his boyfriends disapperings, he throws him out. But what will happen when they meet up again to make amends? Crappy summary...Sorry! Please just read it! T for language!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Creature Within by nicevenn reviews
Draco knew from the moment they boarded the Hogwarts Express that this year was going to be a disaster. Veela fic. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Things You Do by evalanis reviews
Draco has always driven Harry crazy with the things he does, a clandestine meeting in a Muggle hotel only sending him further into madness. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
More Lovely and More Temperate by Saucery reviews
Arthur is under the influence of a sex-changing curse... Or is it a blessing in disguise? Arthur/Merlin with a side-dish of bodice/petticoat! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Price of Family by Elpin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack, Harry Potter is found by muggles and left at a workhouse. Years later Malfoy is looking for a safe and controllable playmate for his son and finds young Harry... Pairing Harry/Draco Set in 19th century.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,031 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insufferable by Lyralu reviews
Short, sweet and smutty. Near lures Mello to a safe, sound-proofed room... you can guess what happens next! Mature content. MelloNear. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Progression by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Why oh why did Germany agree to share a bed with his overly affectionate yet oblivious best friend and insatiable, perverted brother/lover? Prussia/Germany, eventual Prussia/N.Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining by iEvenstarEstel reviews
After an encounter with a creature from the other side of an anomaly, Abby and Connor find themselves in a unique situation.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
With a Kiss, We Fall by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,241 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Blackmail Is Not Just For Slytherins by HexxKitten reviews
**COMPLETE** Draco is a bad boy, & he gets caught & blackmailed by a bossy, know-it-all Gryffindor... FemDom, M/s, Oral... This started as a oneshot, but it had chapter babies ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Morning in Gryffindor Tower by The Almighty Bonk reviews
Harry wakes up to a redheaded surprise. M for a reason, folks. Slash Hp/Rw. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In Bed With Remus Lupin by GreenEyedBabe reviews
After Slughorn's party, Remus wakes up hungover and stark naked. Realizing that he's slept with Hermione, who is his best and only real friend these days, he runs and hides out of fear of her regretting their drunken night together. One-shot. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
My Reluctant Maid by Deminos reviews
An AU, PWP Oneshot. Meh!Ichigo in a neko-maid's costume for Grimmjow's birthday... no plot, no meaning just hopefully humorous. XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
An Unexpected Pleasure by LuLuLaLa reviews
Ginny stumbles upon her twin brothers doing something...naughty. But she can't turn away... Smutty incest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Ginny W., Fred W. - Complete
The First by Emerald-Words reviews
AU. ONE-SHOT. She was his first everything and yet, at the time, they were just friends.His curiostiy ruined them. Ruined her. But was it all hopeless?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dark Desires by Death Can't Be Trusted reviews
Ichigo and his hollow share a dream. The next day he wakes up to find Shirosaki in his bed! At first they want nothing to do with each other, but as Soul Society turns against them they have to work together to stay alive. Rating may go up. UP FOR ADOPTION. PM me if you are interested in accepting my terms.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Seven long years by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur and Merlin are both eighteen, and the both of them are still virgins. One night, they're a little drunk, and create a pact to lose their virginities to one another if they haven't lost it by the time they're twenty-five. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Anything you can do by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin gets fed up of hearing his dorm neighbour Arthur's rather loud amorous activities, so he decides to give him a run for his money. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
iWore it by totalqt16 reviews
It's Sam and Freddork's wedding night, folks - and Sam is reluctant to ummm ... model ... the new ... outfits - Carly has presented as a gift at her bridal shower. No lacey frills and silk for OUR blonde-headed demon! PLEASE REVIEW!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Lovedotcom by Racey reviews
Ichigo isn't having much luck finding a decent guy since his admission to being gay. Renji introduces him to a dating website, and after a few disastrous dates, he's ready to give it up. Insert Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. AU, yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hot Mess by chalantness reviews
It's Bobby Bishop's birthday and Kat has to cook dinner. However, Hale thinks otherwise. Let's just say they cook up one hot mess.
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/30/2010 - W.W. Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
A Helping Hand by Laurielove reviews
Draco asks Hermione to lend him a hand ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hello, Doctor I'm the Doctor by The Sainted Physician reviews
The Eleventh Doctor and the Meta-crisis 10.5 finally meet, but how will they react when they discover the true purpose of their existence? And how will Rose feel about the man who left her behind without saying goodbye? With bonus Amy Pond! One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Reflections and their Audience by yasiko reviews
Merlin and Arthur get dinner and a show. LEMON, BoyXBoy
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Three's a crowd? by WinterStorrm reviews
Draco walks in on Harry and Blaise and realises too late what - or rather who - he really wants. Harry/Blaise to start, Draco/Harry/Blaise eventually. HBP compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Who High by HalloweenGuardian reviews
Ever since the Doctor and the Master regenerated into teenagers, they've been forced to a. go to high school and b. spend a LOT of time together. After awhile, they both start to realize that they don't hate each other as much as they thought they did...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Fantasies Come True by iEvenstarEstel reviews
A response to a challenge from Iellix, who wanted Connor and Abby to find each other's respective porn stash. I've set in Series 1, as that poor young paleontology student desperately needed a shag.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Harry Potter's Formspring Page by Caffeinewired reviews
You can learn a lot about a wizard on the internet. T for language. Contains spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
One night stands don't turn out well by randomfan17 reviews
Ulquiorra comes into Orihime's room one night and gets what he's been craving for a while. smut and ooc for both of them. disregard AN at the end.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Teichi by FairyNiamh reviews
Temari spies on Naruto and Gaara. Language, OOC, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Naked by Lokifan reviews
Ron sleeps naked, and he's determined to convert Draco. Draco finds it all rather embarrassing. Cute Ron/Draco PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Release by Ookami Kasumi reviews
Naruto / Kiba and Shikamaru are out in the far practice field. However, what they're practicing is more along the lines of Dominance and Submission. Yaoi / COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Gonna Lose Control by Capricornus152 reviews
Eleven/Rory. Rory almost becomes an alien courtesan and the Doctor shows him the 'error' of his ways...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Sunday by H1me-sama reviews
Ichigo has, once again, a rough day. Shiro is just trying to help him with that, why can't he see how much he cares? Ichixichi yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
How it Happened by PsychoticDemonic reviews
"You know," France said so nonchalantly that it was anything but nonchalant. "I've always wondered why Canada is on top of America." England spat out his tea. "Huh?" America asked, eyes wide. Canada groaned. America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Girl Problems by 13eyond The Boundaries reviews
Rukia is having some girl problems, so she sends Ichigo and Koichi to the store for her. Randomness and doom shall ensue. For those who don't know, Koichi is the name I use for Ichigo's hollow. There is shounen-ai and coarse language here and there.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Scholar by Mistress Krane reviews
Falling into a fountain while you're studying…sucks. Being brought into the boy who knocked you into said fountain's dorm…doesn't really suck. And when the handsome, dark-haired dormmate of the boy invites you to walk, how can you say no? AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Morning After by diamond-helen reviews
Harry and Ginny get married, Remus and Hermione go home together, Remus wakes alone. Where can Hermione be? Oneshot, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Inverted Love by RandomDraggon reviews
My eyes open to a starry night sky, ocean water lapping at my body as sand works its' way into my hair and clothes. I can hardly breath, my chest hurts so much. I look, but Ben is nowhere. I don't know where I am on this overgrown planet, lost, powerless.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ben T., Albedo
Problems by rinkaku reviews
Ichigo learns that there's a hefty price to be paid, whence you make fun of your lover for being fond of baked goods. A painfully, pleasurable consequence, that is.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
It was a dream right? by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Part of the SBB universe, set years in the past when Ichigo and Shinji were only sixteen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Shinji H. - Complete
What The Best Friend Saw by Cithara reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's becoming frustrated with the fact that Ron seems to be keeping things from him, so he determines to find out for himself just what Ron's secret is, and is floored by what he finds. Ron/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Eternity by Ravyn Skye reviews
DEDICATED TO PINK BEAD GIRL! A misunderstanding with a shop-keep puts Sesshoumaru in a dark mood, on his and Rin's 450th wedding Anniversary. Rin's humor saves the day, and leads to a romantic dinner and evening together.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Dirty Old Perverts by StardustRudie reviews
It seemed like a good idea in theory. Find him, push him into the nearest closet and then ravish him senseless until he promised to never leave her side again. Alas! She didn't take one thing into account...
Nabari no Ō - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - R. Shimizu, Kouichi A. - Complete
No Way In Hell by FranklyMyDear89 reviews
The twins shared a somewhat panicked look and dashed for the stall, tripping over each other in their haste. As the door swung open, time seemed to stand still. Terry stepped out, only…only she wasn’t really Terry anymore. Dedicated to Ro-Chan. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Cat Life II: Dog Style by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
The antics of Naruto and his new ginger kitty continue! Sequel but can be read on its own. AU PWP and smutty. Very naughty. Be warned, be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Sin by BonneNuit reviews
Seme/Male-HaremxIchi Ichigo is chosen by the gods to be a sacrificial sin. Aizen, Grimmjow, Starrk, Kenpachi, Shinji and Nnoitra are chosen to be the other sins and all find themselves affected by Ichigo. GrimmIchi AiIchi KenIchi ShinIchi StarIchi NnoIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Caught by ChepOnFire reviews
All she wanted to do was bring him a reward for his hard work. But when Temari enters his room, she finds someone's already taking care of him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
But Not Every Day by Capricornus152 reviews
When Miss Evangelista dies, she feels it for a second. Takes place in 'Silence of the Library/Forest of the Dead' and contains spoilers. Evangelista/Other Dave among others.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/10/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy: April Fools OneShot by Mistress Penelopye reviews
April Fools OneShot using my AU fanfic Strawberry Bad Boy :D Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ask the characters from Strawberry Bad Boy anything you want and they will answer. 1000 review kiriban for all my lovely Duckies!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Dirty Me by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Shinji takes Nnoitra over to his empty mother's house for a bit of alone time. RP based on my own AU story Strawberry Bad Boy. Hardcore yaoi warning.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Shinji H., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Material World by BonneNuit reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo are sparring when Shirosaki Dark Ichigo materializes. GrimmIchi ShiroIchi threesome. There will be NO GrimmShiro! Oneshot, yaoi, please read the warnings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Upside of Being Stood Up by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
GeorgeHermioneFred - When Hermione's stood up on Valentine's Day, she wonders if anything could possibly be worse. Karma answers her, but a chance meeting with the Weasley twins proves that karma works both days. Submitted for the TE February Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Don't Talk About Sex Club by obsidians reviews
Formerly Titled 'Who Needs Men': Annoyed by Ranma's and Akane's inability to choose their life partners, the Wrecking Crew comes up with a way to relieve their sexual frustrations. Warning Lemons, Threesomes, Incest and Yuri
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Shampoo, Ukyo - Complete
A Brother's Revenge by Gimpi reviews
America goes to visit his brother and Canada decides to take his revenge on him for always forgetting he exists. One shot. Rated M for brotherly sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
It's a fanfic of a fanfic! by gackt groupie reviews
This is based off of Mistress Penelopye's Strawberry Bad Boy. Our favorite boys play drunken rounds of DDR. The story's better thn the summary, I swear! Grimm/Ichi Nnoi/Shin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Grimmjow J., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Mint Sauce by peppermint quartz reviews
Ichigo is cranky because of finals. M, pretty much PWP, UraharaxIchigo. Set in the 'Not About You' universe. Bleach is not mine.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
The Cure For Insomnia by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Lately Hermione hasn't been able to sleep. When she finally does, what happens when a certain pair of twins wake her up? TwinsxHermione. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Incomplete Disaster by Caffeinewired reviews
Hermione had worked so hard in planning this New Years party. But all she got was drunken wannabe indians, running around with Ginny's underwear on their heads, and Fred and George were only making it worse. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
287 Presents by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Austria owes Prussia 287 years worth of birthday presents. Prussia decides its time Austria should give them to him. All at once. Immediately. Prussia/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Skittles by Cylinder reviews
Black and white. Red and blue. They contrast each other in the perfect way, almost like they were meant to be. Pink and yellow - they clashed. They were supposed to repel, hate, KILL each other. But breaking the rules was just too tempting to bear...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
MODELS by Boogermeister reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki works as a male model for a while. But he finds rivalry when a new, blue-haired man comes along. Will this rivalry becomes something else? YAOI,GrimmIchi, RenjixByakuya, etc. Bits of humor.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,354 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Kawaii Lil' Neko Naruchan by Xoxo em0lovErs reviews
Iruka just got back from the store and he spotted a humanoid Neko all alone in the rain. He brought it home to take care of it. Too bad there's already another humanoid cat at home. What'll happened when they meet? threeshot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The One and Only by lunaryu reviews
Since the beginning they knew who they were. With the experience and memory they created together, it was natural to love each other. Well it was supposed to be brotherly love, but unconsciously…would they think the same? Warning: AceLu-Lemon
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Dangers of Cake Baking by diamond-helen reviews
Remus and Sirius try to bake Harry a birthday cake, leading to chocolaty smutty goodness. SB/HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Deliciously Distracted by diamond-helen reviews
Celebrations lead to awkward morning afters for Hermione, and new professors are distracting. RL/HG/SB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Escapade by Mistress Krane reviews
Finally getting a well-deserved break, Sakura heads to Konoha's hot springs expecting a relaxing day. Unfortunately for her, two Uchihas are intent on ensuring that it doesn't happen. Non-Massacre, ItaSakuShis
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Strawberry Kitten by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi, KenHana A/U : Heading home from work, Grimmjow passes a pet shop where he spots Neko!Ichigo in the window. Naturally drawn to him, he just had to take him home, and "train" the shy, wary, virgin neko. A series of lemons with some plot. :3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Working Out Frustrations by Xanthophobiac reviews
No hollows to fight, no shinigami barging into his room and no insane father trying to bust his door down. To put it bluntly, Ichigo Kurosaki was bored and needed to work off all his energy. What he get's is not what he expected though. Hichigo/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Nap Time by yaoifan124 reviews
Even though Ace and Luffy are in their teens, Shanks thinks they still need a babysitter. When they get their new babysitters what so they do to pass the time? Aren't they too old for naps? AceLuffy pairing. Lemon. One-shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
As You Wish by Clearheart reviews
Kaname and Yuuki discover the fun of issuing out Pureblood commands. KanaYuki. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
True Love Never Dies by XoChristineXo reviews
AUPeter Edmund and Lucy have been in Narnia for 5 years. Now Lucy is beginning to feel very different about a certain Narnian King who happens to be her best friend, but will all that be ruined by a meddling Calormen Princess? Lucy/Caspian, Peter/OC, Ed/O
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,636 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Saddle Blanket by dratcat reviews
Shirosaki has been invading Ichigo's dreams lately, making his life a living hell. "I refuse to be th' Horse forever, King. I'm gonna buck ya off, and when yeh fall, know that it's gonna hurt." ShirosakiXIchigo. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Little Red Kagome, Plumespixie's MST take on it by Ravyn Skye reviews
HUMOR FIC! Inuyasha, Sess, Kag, Mir, San and Rin are forced to make funny commentary about a badly written fanfic. CRACKFIC, HUMORFIC, based on the same idea as the tv show 'Mystery Science Theater, 3000'... Give it a chance, I swear, it's hilarious!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Inuyasha - Complete
My Alarm Clock by KanraToshi reviews
Edmund's secret for waking up a sleepy-head Peter everyday. EDMUND/PETER
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
What Happens in the Hospital: Hinata by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Hinata visits Kiba when he's injured. She's got a sweet little secret, until she takes Ino's advice. Too bad Kiba's stuck in his hospital bed...unable to escape her. Yeah...LEMON, Hinata/Kiba. Hinata's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Fire in the Storm by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Charlie find themselves stranded together, and boredom quickly turns into heat!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Date by peppermint quartz reviews
Hitsugaya meets a girl who sees spirits. But there's something different about her... A simple story, with everyone's favorite not a kid shinigami. Completed. Will have a sequel: Karin's Date.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,639 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Rory J. Evans reviews
Peter/Edmund, Lucy/Tumnus. Incest and slash. At the very second Susan was walking past their door, High King Peter the Magnificent was being thoroughly debauched by King Edmund the Just.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
All's Fair by A. LaRosa reviews
Sukka, one-shot. Suki believes that Sokka has taken a step too far, and it's up to her to get revenge in the sweetest way she knows how--by following Sokka's example. Review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
The art of Seduction by lovematters reviews
Yes, that was it. She had finally cracked. The power had finally gone to her head. Because there was no way Tsunade would give her an S-class mission to seduce Uchiha Itachi if she was in her right mind. SakuraXItachi Oneshot Non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5313 - Favs: 9,587 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Drops of Jupiter by 1954 reviews
AU. SASUKExNARUTO. ONESHOT. Naruto looked around at the golden water and the blood red sky aglow in shades of the sunset as though it was made of drops of Jupiter. For once, he found that he could not even argue with his rival, best friend, and brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quidditch Affairs by xoxomrshmalfoyxoxo reviews
A sexy little one-shot about Ginny and Oliver. SMUT! Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ginny W., Oliver W. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Ginevra Makes Some Friends by DracoErotica reviews
Sequel to Hermione's Adventures. Mature sexual content adults only! Oneshot. Probably no sequel :o REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Influenza by Emerald-Words reviews
What happens when puppies get sick? I guess we'll find out...Inuyasha gets sick and like always,only his leading lady can care for him...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Mirror, Mirror by yinyanglover reviews
Mirror Mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all? Is asked again and again. But what would happen if asking mirrors could kill? T for death and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 397 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Heat by Bonnie Black reviews
Twoshot, SLASH. Remus turns seventeen and goes into heat for the first time...lucky Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hide and seek, and unfair play? by Myst-chan reviews
It's strange what a simple game of hide and seek can lead to. Lemonwarning, oneshot, Fluff. KibaXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 191 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sharing Thoughts by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Yet another story involving Amazon potions, which does not turn out the way that the perpetrator intends.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Wish for the rain by Cithara reviews
ONESHOT HD. Quite cute. Quidditch is cancelled due to the dreadful weather, the rain brings back some interesting memories for Harry and Draco is less than pleased that Harry still has a towel round his waist
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Many Sohmas Are There Anyway? by Aiffe reviews
Tauna Sohma, a Mary Sue, comes to Japan looking for Kyou. But with so many Sohma Mary Sues already there, she just may have to go door to door! [Parody, Oneshot.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 507 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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One Piece: The Mystery Fruit reviews
Jump on board the Going Merry with Luffy and the rest of the gang for a crazy adventure that never seems to end! It's like an AU Arc before the Jaya Arc but after the Arabasta Arc. OCxLuffy. INCOMPLETE. I'M SORRY
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Luffy
Impossible Love reviews
SongFic. My first one. Song is Impossible by Shontelle. Sooo yep! Enjoyyy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Wait, Doctor Who? reviews
This is my first doctor who story so go easy on me. I had the idea during school in drama class. The lights were dark and flickering and WELL JUST READ IT ALRIGHT! Contains Weeping Angels... and possible spoilers if you aren't a hardcore fan...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete