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I have decided to stop writing my story "No Such Thing As Happily Ever After". I simply no longer have any inspiration to continue. Sorry


16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here

15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male


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I'll be home for Christmas by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella Swan pulled the plug on the wedding juggernaut and ran. Reduced to short stays and voluntary isolation, she moves from place to place. The Volturi can't track her, but it doesn't mean they can't find her some other way. Human, she broke her promise to them. Depressed at Christmas, she meets an older man in a bar and he takes her home. Who is he? Why is she drawn to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 187,777 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Bella, Joshua U.] [Angela, Jacob] - Complete
Venom by BetterinTexas reviews
The venom in Bella's wrist is spreading. She is slowly dying. Old Quil knew when he saw her that she was the one he and his friend had been watching for. The woman who could wield a weapon capable of killing vampires and much more. A weapon that she needs to save her life. Because the battle to end all battles is coming. Vampires won't be in the shadows much longer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 211,075 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5538 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Gone Fishing by Milly3c reviews
What does a straight camera man do in a gay porn business? Fall in love of course! Set in the world of Corbin Fisher, Edward and Jasper are in for a ride. Over 18's ONLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,671 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Moon over Rio by dantemalfoy reviews
Edward/Jacob slash, mature content. Summary: Edward spends a most pleasurable honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
So Are We by C.I.Gataki21 reviews
Derek's been away and soon comes home wanting to be with his family and show them how happy he is, Stiles and their daughter Laura Marie couldn't agree more which she shows by trying to growl, just like her dad.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Three Worthless Years by LadyofSpain reviews
Bella meets Jake at CAP ey hit it off and writing to her, he falls in love. She has a boyfriend, gets pregnant, and stops corresponding. He can't forget her even while in Iraq. 3 yrs later he's at her door demanding an explanation. Nommed for best AH story at JBNP 2012 Awards, and Eclipse awards, best action, & 3rd place win at 2014 Fandom Choice Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,978 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Time Heals, Even When it Seems Impossible by Rosmelie reviews
Edward loses his wife to a tragic accident. Bella's been in an abusive relationship. What happens when their daughters worlds collide? Rated M for later chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,267 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Bella
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7302 - Favs: 5,550 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,776 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Short stories Drabbles all Edward and Jasper by BeCullen reviews
This is where I am posting my Edward/Jasper Quickie Contest o/s's. I may also add to this in the future, because I loved writing these 500 word stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward, Jasper
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Edward, Bella, And Jasper by Yami-Red-Uchiha reviews
Oh God. What if Edward and Jasper were bisexual and Bella decided to let them play? What happens if she joins? May continue, depending on feedback. First 3some. Rated for obvious reasons in the title...Don't get it? Lemons and a foreplay are at hand J/B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning Up by DelphiusFanfic reviews
A new firefighter join's Edward's station. Will the rest of the team be able to put out the fire? *SLASH*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Enchanted Forest by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
One-Shot entry for the JBNP Halloween Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella, Paul
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Major's Pet by OCDJen reviews
In a world of violence where humans are food and pets, can a special pet become the love of a certain Major? Written for Ealasaid77 birthday. Human/Vamp, DARK FIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,153 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Shattered by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Set BD, Jake's POV. MA AU. Warning: very dark; character deaths. Bella wakes up as a newborn vampire; a proper one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Jacob
Wake up and smell the coffee by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Paul wakes up after another night on the town. AU, NM world, MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Celebrating for the First Time by MinaWritesSlash reviews
Carlisle has good news to share, and he can't wait for Edward to get home to celebrate a especial date for the first time. Written for the Fandom Gives Back. C/E One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Hearts Ever Right by Untamed Loner reviews
Paul and Bella have moved in together and are enjoying being together as mates. Fate has finally dealt them a good hand. At least until some unwanted guests show up. But despite everything, Paul knows one thing will always remain constant and that is HER.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Going For It by angelbethy reviews
Edward and Jasper are best friends. But does Edward even know who Jasper really is? Could a secret destroy their friendship? Will one night, a lot of beer, and a long-overdue confession keep our boys from going for it? M for lemon slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Touch Paradigm Phenomenon by Jack Solo Black reviews
Sheldon has a problem and he wants Leonards help... SLASH. M/M. Sheldon/Leonard. Smut. Rated M for a reason! lol.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
But it's My Birthday by onecouldn'tsee reviews
AU, PWP. Jackson/Derek/Danny/Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Jackson W., Derek H. - Complete
Eye Candy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 365 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7230 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by capitalab reviews
After high school graduation, Edward takes advantage of Bella. Five years later, she struggles as a single mom with little help from Edward. But when Edward sees Bella moving on, how far will he go to save his relationship with his son? With Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,204 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dinner Party by Fr333bird reviews
Written for Twikinkfest. Riley is a naughty tease and Carlisle decides to teach him a lesson. Contains mild bondage, use of restraints, kinky fun. Plotless porn with no apologies *grin* AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
When Garfield and Sawbridgeworth collide by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Can the exchange student program change lives? Can it heal wounds? The only problem: they never wanted to be in the program. Features English Edward and Texan Jasper. Slash. Entry for Foreign Slash Exchange O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Learning The Hard Way by Mrs. Agget reviews
Edward has his sights set on someone, but doesn't realize what's right in front of him. He learns...the hard way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
In the Darkness by Boy On Strings reviews
Stiles is blinded in the final showdown with the Alpha, Derek tries to comfort him after realizing he almost lost something forever.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Love and Pain by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Everyone dreams of a perfect romance, but what should you do when it becomes a violent and terrifying nightmare? Jacob Black loved Emmett Cullen but will Emmett's brother Edward be able to show him what real love is and save him from this nightmare?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Running Home by Sabi'sSookie reviews
*ON HIATUS*He broke her heart and she ran, only to come home and realize that he's not done with her by a long shot. One Shot entry for the Passionate About Paul Contest. Now continued...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Paul
Crawling For You by elenamoreno reviews
Hopefully a sweet, sexy story using Jake, Paul and... Elena. Will contain lemony goodness in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Paul, Jacob
Mismatch Made In Heaven by Mrs. Agget reviews
Edward meets Jasper in a bar. Edward is a rough and tumble cowboy, and Jasper is shy and geeky. Will they be able to fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,528 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Alpha's Mate by KaiaLuna reviews
Sam imprints on an emotionally damaged Bella when she moves to Forks to live with Charlie. RATED M FOR A REASON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 196,713 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sam, Bella - Complete
DayOff by kandierain751 reviews
While Jacob has the day off, and Bella's still stuck at work, he decides to have a little fun in teasing her. Of course, things never really go the way you plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22650 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Entrapped by Chewie4370 reviews
My breathing stopped. It felt like slow motion from the moment he held my gaze ... He turned his back on me as he walked to join the remaining BloodLust Riders. JacobxJasper slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Jacob, Jasper - Complete
Kiss my Soul by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Bella is betrayed by those closest to her. When she finds true love it is cruely torn away from her. Story/time line and charector age differs from S.M. edward still leaves and James/Laurant/Victoria still take place. B/J - B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 117,526 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Embry - Complete
Interrupted by empty blank reviews
Oh, but that's not the problem I have it's not even the fact I imprinted on a vampire, no not that either. It's the particular douchebag that I imprinted on. Edward Cullen. bella bashing, cussing, lemonnnnnnn slash m/m
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Imprint by BeCullen reviews
Paul has a secret. He has imprinted, and nothing in the world could seem worse to him, except, maybe, for the pack finding out. Will he escape and be with the one person in the world that has captured his heart and soul or will they be destroyed? SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Paul, Emmett - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Heated Desires by jacobluver113 reviews
Jacob has gone into heat. With the entire pack trying to get into Jake's pants, he doesn't know who to trust around him. Will someone change his mind, though? SLASH! Jacob/Paul
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
Can You Handle The Fire, Love? by ping-pongplayer reviews
Bella is beautiful. No wonder your bisexual." I laughed. "I love both of you guys. What do I do' He asked. I turned to him. 'Then have both of us.' Emmett is gay, who's with Jasper. His ex Bella comes into the picture, and things get heated. THREESOME!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
At Last by KJulie reviews
Emmett at last gets what he wants.
Switched at Birth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Daphne V., Emmett B. - Complete
Taking Chances by Butterfly Betty reviews
Singe mom, Bella, and single dad, Edward, meet as their boys start school. Their boys become fast friends but will Edward and Bella? Or will they become more than friends? AH&MA for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 151,767 - Reviews: 5738 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Together by SerialAuthor reviews
They just want to be together. Edward/Jacob Yaoi Homosexuals Gay Hard to explain. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hysteria by Mrs. Agget reviews
Rockstar Jasper has lusted after crew member Edward the whole tour. At the last show, will he get what he wants?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Our House by NanaMun reviews
Jacob meets the new neighbors - 3 odd, but beautiful men, who share an unconventional connection. And he feels it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,068 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Dancing in the Flames by WhiskeyMouth reviews
Forty-eight years after the Cullens leave, Bella Swan is a vampire, and pursuing her education at Dartmouth. Her roomates just happen to be a certian Rosalie and Alice Cullen. Emmett walks in the door, and old feeling resurface. One shot. Written badly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Managing Emmett by IcantBEEhave reviews
Bella Swan owns her own sports management firm. She has been in love with her star client for years, will do anything for him and give him anything he wants. What happens when he wants her? For the Me and Mr. McCarty contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Angel by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First and Last Day of Forever by CereuleanBlue reviews
The honeymoon scene from Breaking Dawn with a bite. Edward can't stop himself from doing the one thing he most dreads doing. No Renesmee YAY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Undone by Scorp112 reviews
She took a risk that left her with nothing. How do you tell someone to come home when you're the one who sent them away? How does Bella break the news to her ex-husband that the baby she's carrying is his? *1st place winner in Beautiful Bellies Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy by jacobluver113 reviews
Edward is attracted to a new boy in his anatomy class. He soon finds himself lusting after him. But he soon gets a whole new lesson on anatomy. And his teacher? None other than Jacob Black. SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lick by BeCullen reviews
While his husband sleeps, Edward decides to worship his body. Slash E/J Oneshot written for jagr9563's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Give in to me by bellaBBblack reviews
"Don't you see, Bells? How can it be so clear to me, to everyone, and like mud to you? He left you. He abandoned you. And now you're just going to… what? Run off after him? Stop him from pulling some Romeo bullshit?" End of New Moon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Bella and Quil find themselves comforting eachother after the loss of Jake's friendship. Can drunken sex turn into love? B/Q OOC Rated M **Lemon Filled** Beta: Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,076 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Quil Jr.
Mind Games and Biological Warfare by Fr333bird reviews
Written for the Pimp my Bunnies Contest. Jasper uses his gift to get revenge on Edward by torturing him in public, sexually of course... Contains explicit adult content and slash. AU, Vampslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Miror Quaenam Sis Tam Bella by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Paul stops Bella before she can jump off that cliff and ruin her life. Complications ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Never Enough by GrayMatters reviews
Bella & Jacob's 15-year marriage is over & Jacob moves on into the arms of another woman. Bella isn't sure how to move on with her life. When she meets Edward Cullen sparks fly, but can she take a chance? Or will her fears keep her from what she wants?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,093 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Instinct by Villainess Foul reviews
I take over at the beginning of New Moon. It was instinctual for vampires to find their mates and When Bella cut her finger, Jasper got a whiff of her blood and knew...that she would be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,873 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Game of Chess by Mrs. Agget reviews
Just what the title says, only Jasper/Edward style! Written for mynameisserendipity for her birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Morning Delight by Treytrey12 reviews
What happens when Bella wakes up and wants a little bit on jacob... this is my thrid fanfiction I have been getting alot of alerts to make more so here you go...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
This Mortal Life by hidingfromsomeone reviews
For Jake, the only thing that could make life any worse would be imprinting. The only thing that could make that any worse would be imprinting on another guy. One- shot for Slash Backslash contest NOW EXTENDED! NC-17 for yummy wolfy lemony slash scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,278 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Domward by dangerkitty reviews
Edward gets his Dom on...not suitable for under 18. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Slippery When Wet by Blackandback reviews
An intimate and steamy insight into the married life of Bella and Jacob. Rated M for lots of loving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
I like the way you love me by NeetNeet reviews
Sometimes real life gets in the way of a valentine's anniversary. SLASH Edward and Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
If You Can't Be by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Best friends, roommates, they've known each other all their lives. What happens when one's boyfriend can't make their Valentine's date? Written for the No Stress Love Fest. Jasper/Peter, Jasper/Edward, AH. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Sweet Southern Soul Man by princessxoamber reviews
Contest entry for Pickyourownadventure: Alice drags Bella to a club one night, she meets sexy guitarist, Jasper Whitlock, and her one wish, that today wasn't laundry day and she had worn sexier panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Can't Forget You by TwistedforTwilight reviews
Happy Birthday rmhale. Jasper fell in love with Edward five years ago, but Edward had to return home. Now he's coming back for another visit. E/J - All human - M for coarse language and mentions of sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ever The Same by itsjustme1217 reviews
Edward has had a very difficult week but, tonight, Jasper has plans to make him forget everything but their love and future together. A o/s for the "Do you have what it takes to be a Dirty Bj H00r?" Contest! AH AU/Slash Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Copy Boy and the Editor by BeCullen reviews
Emmett has had a crush on his straight boss for months, but never thought his feelings would be reciprocated. Can he summon the strength to take the chance, or will he end up heart broken and jobless? Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Emmett, Charlie S. - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poisoned Love by 9PoisonIvy9 reviews
What if, when Jake took Bella to meet Sam and the others, Paul imprinted on her. Can Paul fix Bella or will she be the broken girl forever? And will their love survive the newborns and Victoria?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,787 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Never Forget by Twilightobsessed09 reviews
Edward forgets his anniversary, how will he ever make up for it? Have a read and see... E/J AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
War of the Roses by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
What do you do when you find out the one person who should never betray you...has? When Edward & Bella have trouble conceiving and he turns to someone else for comfort...will she ever be able to forgive him? AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,927 - Reviews: 12292 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends by theboysandgirlslike2play reviews
Jacob has been in love with his best friend, since he was old enough to know what love really is. What happens when a mini massage leads to something more? For the Bathed In Black contest. M/M pairing, if its not your thing dont read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
To Love and Serve by Mrs. Agget reviews
FGB fic for mynameisserendipity. Kingward and Knightsper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Little Romance by anotherglass reviews
One shot romantic story featuring Eric and Sookie. Technically post season 3 but mostly a stand alone with some lemony goodness.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The Black Bandits by DirtyBJH00r Contest reviews
They break into student's dorm rooms for late night pleasure. But one bandit wants to up the stakes by targeting Professor Edward Cullen. What could go wrong? Graphic Lemons. Slash. A o/s for the 'Do you have what it takes to be a DirtyBJH00r' Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The Charmer and the Lost Girl by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Bella's caught during Jacob's first change, and his actions pull her into a mythical world where there's no right or wrong, but there are rules - especially in love. Demetri's a charmer, Bella's a lost girl... O/s. Lang/Lem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Demetri, Bella - Complete
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,866 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Doggy Paddle by Pyroken reviews
Paul gets invited by the Forks High swim team captain for some after school lessons. M for sex. Lemons you guys call it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Paul, Sam - Complete
Sexy French Dream by mellyb6 reviews
Bella wakes up to her boyfriend whispering sweet nothings in French. And Bella apparently loves it when Jacob speaks French. Written for artbeatsandlife's birthday. Bella/Jacob. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Cracks in the Crystal Ball by SydneyAlice reviews
A fortune teller promised Bella that she'd lose her heart to a green-eyed boy. Six years and two kids later, a husband and wife struggle to rekindle the passion they once shared. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 145 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Born to be Mine by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Six months after Jacob dies, Bella Black moves her young family to California to be with her brother. Meanwhile, across the country, Dr Edward Cullen is preparing for a similar move. AU AH OOC. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Libido Revelation by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Whilst sneaking into the boys apartment one night Penny makes an interesting discovery. Rating increased for smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Next Time I'll Listen by xoJayxo reviews
He should have listened when they told him the guy was no good, then he wouldn't have ended up in the back of a car with that no good guy. Now he was pregnant, and the no good guy was already gone, and he has to face his parents...Next time he'll listen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Sex on Fire by VampQueenV reviews
Bill is shocked to stumble upon something he never thought he would see.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Happy Birthday by JasperLuver48 reviews
It's Jasper's birthday and Edward has a little surprise for him... Some slashy boy lovin' for mw138's birthday! If slash is not your thing, then please back off and let the rest of us enjoy! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Date My Mom by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett and Bella have been best friends for a long time. Bella's son is positive that the two of them should be together and he's not shy in voicing his opinions on the matter. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Replacement by Beautiful Figment reviews
Emmett is a closeted Calvin Klein model. Slashy bathroom times and food fights ensue after PA, Jasper, gets pulled in to join Emmett's photoshoot. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Show Me by Beautiful Figment reviews
A continuation of Louder Than Words. Edward returns from a week-long job conference and has come to an inportant conclusion in his relationship with Jasper. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Painting Lesson by abbymickey24 reviews
A forgotten phone leads to a rewarding painting lesson. Bella/Garrett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bella, Garrett - Complete
Winning my Freedom by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Gladiators held much honor in Ancient Rome. Slave Edward will do anything to survive while his masters seductive wife Isabella watches from afar. Their forbidden lust is strong, but can anything more come from it as they both struggle to resist? AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Five times Jacob tried to convince Bella by lilabut reviews
Five times Jacob tried to convince Bella to have a baby, and the one time he didn't even mean to. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Snowflakes and Blood Red Sheets by cbaty reviews
"Just him, just us, snowflakes and blood red sheets. That's all I'd ever need." Edward and Jasper spend Christmas Eve together. Rated M for a reason. Under 18 please stay out. Slash, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Camouflage Christmas by beegurl13 reviews
Army Edward gets deployed, leaving his pregnant Bella behind. What happens when Christmas comes along and he can't get home to her and their daughter? O/S written for Southern Fan Fiction Review's 25 Days of Edward Christmas O/S's. Rated M, canon E/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Hunting for Jasper reviews
Bella graduated and moved to Texas. She meets Jasper and Peter in a club, you can guess what happens next. i'll give you a hint, rated M for sex. Bella & Peter & Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
A Summer in Forks by AshletD reviews
Bella Swan has a seemingly perfect life- a great job, a great home, and a wonderful boyfriend. She isn't prepared for how all that will change when she goes to Forks to care for her father after surgery and meets local mechanic Jacob Black. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,629 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Good Girl Gone Bad by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Bella found out her man was a cheating dick... at the alter. One night of wanting to let go changed things forever! AU/One shot. Bella/Paul. Mature readers ONLY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Heartbreaking to Beautiful by Crash Hale reviews
Having James before she was able to provide for him, he was taken from sixteen year old Bella, and given to her older sister Rosalie. The love between Bella and Emmett holds them together while their son is raised by others. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Top by wingedraksha reviews
Bella takes control, for once. Lemon set in The Backs of Hurricanes; James/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Bella, James - Complete
Morning Love by KatieySwan reviews
Bella and Edward engage in some sweet morning love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
16 Hour Home Leave by EdwardXBells4ever reviews
Edward and Bella are happily married. The only problem is that Edward is in the military. But he's home for 16 hours. Well, that's as much as Bella knows. A surpise pops up, two actually. A/H, one-shot. Read and enjoy. Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Red by laffertyluver23 reviews
Laurent kidnaps his old lover in hopes of seeing the red eyes he loved so much. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Jasper, Laurent - Complete
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Busted Headboard and Bitten Pillow Effect by SarahCullen17 reviews
Carlisle and Esme take a trip to Isle Esme and discover Edward and Bella's destruction of the white room and blue room. The evidence of their children's fun makes them crave a little destructive fun as well. Will Isle Esme survive? Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Naughty Series by Yaoifan101 reviews
Okay this is a whole series of oneshots. That involve Jacob and Seth doing 'naughty' things to get 'punished' by their boyfriends. It's mainly Edward/Jacob and slight Emmett/Seth Yaoi! Only second try at posting sex fics REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward, Jacob
The Forest Is Many Things Including Beautiful M by No Longer Writing See Profile reviews
During the days of grace that should have been after their mating, Jake finds himself lost in the forest of Pandora, luckily he finds an oasis of safety and love when a familiar face appears. First ever lemon attempt . Please R&R
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Just the Way You Are by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
Carlisle hears a popular Bruno Mars song for the first time and feels like it is written for his wife. He comes home to find Esme cleaning the kitchen and sweeps her away to an island...no, not that island. Best One-Shot Avant Garde Award Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Impossible by EJ Santry reviews
For the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. Being in the mob isn't Edward's biggest secret. His secret is not allowed. It could cost him his life, and he is waiting at home. AH. Slash. EdwardxRiley
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Flirting With Jealously by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Edward is not too happy about Jacob and his endless need to flirt with random people. It was now time for the vampire to teach his little puppy a lesson. Edward/Jacob Slash Warnings for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The City by artbeatsandlife reviews
::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Don't let go by Ceeecilliaaa reviews
ON HIATUS. It had been a year since Jacob Black told me that he imprinted on me, and we had been together ever since. He was everything that I wanted, needed, and yearn for. AU/SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Emmett, Jacob
Somebody's watching by KatieySwan reviews
Bella and Edward are having sex and they don't know they are being watched. Who is watching them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One February Friday by LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
No Quiero Para Siempre Solo Te Quiero Para Vida by notashamedtobe reviews
What if when Edward sent Jake the wedding invitation, he didn't run away like a pansy? What if he went and confronted him? What if when Bella found out, she decided that enough was enough? Jake tells them he's leaving. Bella tells them not without her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Inevitable by James-h00rs reviews
Bella Swan is in love with her best friend James, who has a girlfriend. Cliché? Yes. Can she wait around until he realizes who he really loves? Maybe. Loosely based on the song "Inevitable" by Jessie James.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2010 - James, Bella - Complete
Art of Seduction by Yaoifan101 reviews
Jacob plays a little with Edward and seduces him..and Edward knows just the way to repay him EdwardXJacob Yaoi first Sex fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Need You Now by OCDJen reviews
After eight years, Jasper's heart is broken. Can it ever be mended? Written for FGB, AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Tech Guy by gypsysue reviews
A Birthday Fic for Erica. Alice is having Internet troubles, Jasper is the tech guy, working his way through college. Side story about Emmett and Edward will be completed eventually. A/H Alice/Jasper Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Family Matters by gypsysue reviews
Happy Birthday Beth. This is a birthday fic for ejsantry. Edward and Jasper are happily married and raising their son Jake. After an incident at kindergarden, Jake becomes withdrawn. Rated M Just in case I write more for Nae. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Possessive by twilightHDfan reviews
Possessive can be defined as "having or manifesting a desire to control or dominate another, especially in order to limit that person's relationships with others". Paul isn't the only one in La Push who's possessive. SLASH. Jake/Paul. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
Coach by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Seth's love life is difficult, but its completely worth it. Seth/Emmett...underage warning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Seth, Emmett - Complete
Shooting Stars by Rosmarina reviews
*Winner Best Fluff Slash Backslash Contest 2.0* The meadow, a meteor shower, two men in love and the family they made. Edward makes a wish on a falling star and decides it's time to take what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Emmett
From Enemies To Lovers by multicolouredeyes reviews
Jasper reflects upon the development of his relationship with Paul as the battle against the Volturi approaches. Entry for the Slash Backslash 2.0 One-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jasper, Paul - Complete
The X Games by TwistedforTwilight reviews
My entry for the SLASH/BACKSLASH 2.0 contest. Skatesper competes in The X Games. ExJ AH/Slash - Edited: M for language and mentions of sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Ritual by sapphirescribe reviews
For Slash/Backslash 2.0. Edward and Jasper have been together for decades and once a year they take a trip to get away from it all. AU, a bit OOC, Vampy, bloody, lemon zesty. M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Three Of Us! by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Jake's pissed off about the way he's being treated, can he get his mates' to understand and what will they do to make it up to him. SLASH. Paul/Jake/Sam.Just a little, filthy Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jacob, Sam - Complete
Taking Cues by araeo reviews
ENTRY FOR SLASH BACKSLASH 2.0. Edward finds himself admiring a stranger he often encounters in the courtyard of his apartment building. Will it take more than a friendly rivalry and a few games of pool to get him to act on his attraction? AU/AH/SLASH. R/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Engraved Invitation by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward and Jasper take turns deciding everything - restaurants, movies...even who will share their very passionate bed for the night. What happens when a Jasper in guyliner and a bisexual Edward encounter a PVC-clad Bella? Bday story for EchoesOfTwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
1027735 Miles from Texas by OCDJen reviews
There's 10277.35 Miles between Jasper and Edward. How do they get off while waiting to be together? With Skype of course. Winner of the Long Distance Lovin' Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bad Medicine by KayEmm reviews
A dark, sexy time between Bella and Caius. Warnings inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
All And Enough by NanaMun reviews
Edward is fed up with Emmett's double life - as a straight football player and his lover - but he can't call it quits until the new boy shows up - gay and the new quarterback for the school's team and completely enamored with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward - Complete
Little Wolf by bluenewmoon reviews
Jacob finally turns, and then imprints on none other then Sam Uley! Not only is he a wolf but he's a submissive, can he deal with, wolves, vampires, and suspicious friends all while falling in love with a guy he hates? Sam/Jacob SLASH! AUish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,770 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jacob, Sam
Get Lucky by gypsysue reviews
Fandom Gives Back fic for Alfalfa04. Re-added. Seth dreams about the sexy bouncer at his nightclub, will his dream finally come true. Slash Emmett/Seth A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Emmett, Seth - Complete
Crumbled Walls by gypsysue reviews
Fandom Gives Back fic for Alfalfa04. Re-added. Edward has lived most of his life surrounded by the protection of well built walls, can Jasper break through the final layer of his husbands heart to claim him completely SLASH E/J A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Black and White by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob gives up phasing and it turns out to be harder than he thought, so Bella helps. A love story. Set in Eclipse AU future. VERY mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Hand in Hand by Savannah-Vee reviews
Just a quick little drabbly thing I wrote for OnTheTurningAway's birthday. I just thought I'd put it here for others to read. I'll put the link to her birthday blog on my profile page. SLASH. Edward/Riley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Slappin' Pistons by Lady Isabella aka frosty1974 reviews
This is a hot seXy all human story involving Emmett/Bella/Jake. In this story you will have fun with crotch rockets, muscles cars and MMA fighting. This story is very much a love, drama, and suspence thriller with some angst! Have fun reading ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,650 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Sorority by Christie Hart reviews
The Clique is all grown and after 10 years the girls have to face their pasts now in California...with the Briarwood boys? And what happened that caused a feud between them? The slightly scarred characters from the Clique in my spin of the future.
Clique - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Teach Me! by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Jacob is a teacher at an all boys school. When a student that plagues his mind asks him for more then what he's allowed to give, will he give into his feelings or will he follow the rules? I think we all know : Major Slash EM/JB A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Caught! by KatieySwan reviews
Edward and Bella get caught having sex by their son.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With all the love I posses by BeastyB reviews
Edward is a HUMAN in the Army. He has been gone over a year and writes letters to Bella. What will happen when they reunite? LEMON :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What was she doing? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
The Storm And It's Bringings by KatieySwan reviews
A storm is raging in Forks, and Bella is home alone. Charlie calls her and asks her to go to Edward's since they are both home alone and wants someone there incase something happens to her. What does happen though? Something Charlie wouldn't want to know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Killing Moon by Pavarti reviews
ONE SHOT - Timing: Bella is in La Push with Jake and he tries to kiss her the first time, what if instead of hitting him, she kissed back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
I Can't Believe I Love You by effin emo reviews
Okay… Edward's gay/bisexual, Bella's dating Jacob, Edward finds out he might be in love with Bella who is his best friend, Jake cheats on Bells and… Well, read to find out. Lemon in the fourth chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something New by mskathy reviews
Bella surprises Jasper, after a business trip, with a little something new in the bedroom. A submission for the Twi-Girl Revolution Under Her Thumb Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Otherside for Jacob by the-wolfgirl89 reviews
DARK songfic after breaking dawn. Contains references of suicide. Character death, you are forewarned
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
FAMILY by lacrymosa-91 reviews
Jacob comes to terms with his membership in the pack when he finally realizes where he belongs. Jacob/Paul/Sam. Strong M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
The Omega by Untamed Loner reviews
As Bella spends more time around Jake, she begins to discover changes in herself. Suddenly, she doesn't trip, the wolves are completely calm around her, and she keeps feeling people's emotions. Now, she's on the Volturi's most wanted list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,468 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Leaving Her by CherBella reviews
From the moment they first met, he was always leaving her. In a moment of crisis, Bella reflects on her life and marriage to an Army man. An entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Frustration & Domination by sadtomato reviews
One painfully shy virgin and one brooding vampire virgin? How I think Edward and Bella's honeymoon may have really gone down, with lots of awkwardness and self-doubt. Who will take charge when the frustration peaks? Lemon, obvs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Give it Up by lettersinthesky reviews
SLASH. Ricky/Ben. A very bittersweet reunion.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ben B., Ricky U. - Complete
Wont You Let Me Love You? by Twipen reviews
For My Valentine" contest. Valentines Day for Dom, Master Edward Cullen, his sub/Bella and his slave/Jasper. Gifts are exchanged and The Master concedes on playtime. BDSM/X-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
You Belong to Me by IrishLoveForever reviews
Living in the town of Forks, Bella has a normal life, boyfriend, and best friend. Everything starts to change when people mysteriously disappear. What is happening to them? Why does she have the feeling that someone is watching her? AU/OOC Dark Cullens
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,329 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unlikely Meeting by asilentwish reviews
Jacob and Edward meet for the first time at the treaty line and realise they are more than enemies; they are mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Right There by OCDJen reviews
After a drunk night with his Gay best friend, Jasper is left to wonder if there was more to him then he knew. Will he embrace his sudden new side and take a risk? Or will he forever be in denial? RATED M, E&J, Lemons. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 171,351 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Moonfire by wolfgirl89 reviews
It's been a year since Edward left Bella cold, broken, and in the arms of her best friend, Jacob. Bella knows her love for Edward will never die, but lately she's been seeing Jake in a whole new light. Rated M for language and tasteful but HOT LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,152 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Dusk by XxTwilight CrystalxX reviews
Bella comes to Forks the summer before her senior year and meets Jacob first. What will she think of Edward and the rest of the Cullens? Can the wolves keep Bella safe from James and Victoria's twisted plans? Sequel complete, and next installment wip.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,127 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Distraction by TwiBoy reviews
Edward is driven to complete distraction after running into Seth Clearwater. Entry for the Divirginizing Edward contest. AH/OOC Rated M Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Rachel's Side by The Forgotten Femmes reviews
The story of an Imprint. Rachel and Paul’s story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Rachel, Paul - Complete
Punishment by daydreamer22688 reviews
Isabella learns to never cross her Master. Heavy D/s. One Shot. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unfaithful by juxtaposed92 reviews
One-shot. Based on the song unfaithful by Rihanna. Bella is cheating on Edward with Jared and she realises it's time to end it with Edward. All human. Sorry it's a really crap summary I know
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Jared - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by xXHaruXiaOTPXx reviews
ExB hottness. warning: lemon ahead!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Reservations by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with LittleLea05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Didn't You Know How Much I Loved You? by Untamed Loner reviews
Based on the song by Kellie Pickler. Jacob and Bella get close after Edward leaves. They share a night of passion and their relationship developes further. What happens with Edward comes back? Will Bella realize just how much Jacob loves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Happy Birthday, Miztrezboo Geekward & Dorkmmett by BamaBabe reviews
With the help of Jasper, Edward and Emmett get dates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Role Reversed by Buffyxenaman reviews
Edward tells Emment what he wants. Edward/Emment Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Troubles A Heat Brings by Jakky101 reviews
Jacob's gone into heat, and it seems to have a major affect on everyone except the humans. What happens when someone totally unexpected develops feelings for him in the process of it all? M/M, JB/SU, AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Jacob, Sam
The Alpha and his Lover by Evelyn627 reviews
[Complete] Sam takes Jake for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sam, Jacob - Complete
Fall For You by Live720 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,564 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Jake and Jasper: Home Alone by awkwardoctopus reviews
Jake scheming to bed Jasper WARNING : YAOI/ I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. enjoy :D xD .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Jacob, Jasper - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gallery Opening by abbymickey24 reviews
It's Bella's big night and when her husband can't make it she finds someone else to share it with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bound to Love You by angelbethy reviews
Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest Entry. Quiet Jasper falls under the spell of exciting, domineering Edward, only to have his heart broken. When Edward realizes what he's lost, can he give up control to regain his love? AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Swimming Lessons by hookedontwi reviews
Submission to Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Teacher Bella/ Coach & Dad Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Believe by lovedforeternity reviews
Submission for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Oneshot- Bella and her son are settling in a new city. Bella finds herself attracted to her son's football coach, who is all to tasty and all to married. Will she fight the attraction? Could you? AU-AH Rated M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By the Moon and the Stars by SophiaBushFan reviews
Edward and Jacob have a rocky relationship. One's a wolf, one's a vampire, both know they should hate each other, but both feel a pull of something different.Please Read & Review! Now Rated M, I'll let you guess why. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,188 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Loba Bella's tale by lifelesslyndsey reviews
All to suddenly her world falls apart. The Rez call's to her. Edwards makes her feel sick. Jacob's looking better every day, and she's practically crawling out of her skin. "Renee? Who's my father?" BxJ M for Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,987 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Home for Halloween by SubtlePen reviews
Two single parents, a two year friendship, one night when everything changes, and 'home' begins to mean something new. BxE, AH, ONE SHOT. A DILF contest entry!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember the time? by loonylovegoodloveshp reviews
On a day at first beach, Bella realizes that Jake's having a hard time and tries to help him fix it.Only the outcome isnt what she expected at all. Oneshot, Rated M just in case! Set during New Moon, only Edward never comes back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Anniversaries and Rabbits by nobloodnofoul reviews
A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Anniversary by gypsysue reviews
Emmett drags Edward along on a blind double date. AU/AH/OOC Slash. Edward/Jasper ONE SHOT Now fully Beta'd! thanks to my wonderful Beta Taloolah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stars by emg78 reviews
Love at first tattoo. Entry for the Tattward and Inkella comp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
We Still Have Tonight by Crittab reviews
Another take on the love scene in Breaking Dawn after Alice leaves. Edward needs to have Bella completely-Now. Rated a hard 'M'-- Dom Edward makes a brief appearance though still pretty tame . Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Ma'am! by CarminMoon reviews
Entry for the Tattward & InkElla contest. Emmett decides to get a cover-up from a past relationship. Will this new tattoo bring about a future relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews
One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pregnancy Complex by Mika Casey reviews
Penny made an announcement that changed Sheldon's life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Tattoo of My Life by dqwhit19 reviews
Edward gets a tattoo that symbolizes his feelings for Bella. How will she respond, after their long history together? AH for the Tattward and Inkella contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toys: An Emmett x Jacob x Seth Story by calhale reviews
Seth refuses to believe that his best friend and Emmett are together. When he goes looking for proof, he finds it. Maybe not in the way he expected but he gets it. Rated M for a reason contains yaoi and self love. Is a companion to Sharing and Lonely.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Physical Proof by IrishGirlTaken reviews
Bella faces her fear that Edward will leave her again. He's ready to prove her wrong. My entry for the "Love Through Lemons" Contest hosted by LolaShoes and tby789. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strip Search by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
His by dm's princess reviews
Jacob and Bella getting hot heavy, just cause.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Sweet Slice of Married Life by lavender.ferryboats reviews
Edward and Bella are married and living together. A peak at their every day life. AU/AH, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever by GreenVelcroTechnology reviews
Nibbling on Edward's neck as he had done previously, he nuzzled his face up Edward's ear and whispered hoarsely, "Your mine." Jacob/Edward. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Set Fire to my Heart by Wolffy102 reviews
Bella can't stop thinking and Jacob decides to make her forget. Rated M for smut smut smut Disclaimer: I own nothing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Lovin' in La Push by Alexa Elisabetta reviews
A one-shot BxJ. Bella returns home to Forks after a summer away from her childhood love Jacob. Their reunion is definetly M-rated. Major lemons. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Cullen's Secret by AidennPluto reviews
Bella has a lot to learn about living forever. Some, she learns the hard way, like the fact that monogamy isn't exactly in the Cullens' dictionary. Beware the oversexed Cullens. And an unsympathetic Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Dreams by amaemae8 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Now three years out of college, they are living in New York together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticky Testing by LiGhTiNg.FaStXD reviews
Edward is married to Bella and is a math teacher at UW. Today is an exam day. He finds a gift underneith his desk. He starting to love exams. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silk Roses by Tuesdayschild84 reviews
For My Valentine” Contest Entry. It's Edward and Jacob's first Valentine's Day but Edward has to go away. So what does a lonley werewolf do? And would Edward really leave for their first Valentine's together? Slash and fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Wild and Intense by sirius31 reviews
Bella is spending the day with Jacob when things become a little heated. *Lemon* Written for everyone on Team Jacob. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
It's You and Me by dm's princess reviews
What would have happened in New Moon between Bella and Jacob, if the phone hadn't rung...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Smutt: Werewolf with a Vampire by JesTeeDee reviews
Edward dominates over the obdient mutt. Jacob sucumbs to the leech.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
A Second Chance by sleepyseven reviews
The Sequel to 'James Returns'. Bella is trying to deal with her feelings for James but something is telling her it's not over. Edward is having a hard time adjusting to the new Bella. Rating for all kinds of naughtiness and language. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,398 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Tutor Me by Obsess3d-mUch reviews
Bella is failing Biology, she devises a plan to pass her final exam, with the help of Edward's vampire knowledge and unique tutoring skills that leave Bella wanting more! ExB ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2008
Never Again by kArlITaLUna reviews
My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Ridin Dirty by Obsess3d-mUch reviews
ONE SHOT: Jacob takes Bella for a ride on his motorcycle. Harmless right? You’re so wrong. Rated M for smut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Where you least expect it by quickbunny01 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella finally moves on and falls in love with Jake, but he mysteriously disappears leaving her to raise their son. Will Bella be ready when the past unexpectedly returns bringing new possibilities for the future? AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chained on Halloween by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest" - Alice is holding a Halloween Party. Bella and Edward have a bet - winner has the other chained. Who will it be? Rated M BxE R&R? Thanks! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Threesomes are fun by Shadow of Apocolypse reviews
More Gay smut, this one involving Emmet, Jasper, and Edward...Yummy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
A Good Night by LethalVenom reviews
Edward/Bella smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sons and Father Moment by ResDes2 reviews
This is a total slash involving Carlisle, Edward, and a little bit of Emmett. Review and tell me how gay it is and how sexy it is. Besides, no one had written a slash between Carlisle and Edward yet, and I felt it was deserved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Another Day Gone By by Lacessit reviews
You sat across from each other. Two feet away, you'd guess. So close. Yet so far. Orange was not a flattering color on him. - MxD. Rated for themes & mild language, just to be safe.
Clique - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Derrington, Massie B. - Complete
Completed by MissyCullen reviews
Bella and Jake take the next step in their relationship... Lemons! Formerly known as the tame and fluffy story "Complete", but now a lot more fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
I Know by wrecking reviews
Jacob wants to do it... on the bed. Edward/Jacob Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
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