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Author has written 9 stories for Glee, A-Team, Hunger Games, We Will Rock You, and American Idiot.

If you don't get it, I'm a Rent head and a Gleek. I put the N in Rent in caps and the L in Gleek plus a Z in the middle because N+Z+L=New ZeaLand. And I live in gods own!!!!

BTW, I like puns (okay, that was lame!)

Pairings I love!!!!






Kum (Kam)

Kurt x Anyone



Almost any really!!!!


Mimi x Roger

Roger x Mark

Mark x Maureen

Angel x Collins

Angel x Roger

Benny x Mimi

Mimi x Mark

Again, almost any!!!!!


Face x Murdock

Hannibal x Face

BA x Face

BA x Murdock

Mudock x Billy

Face x Amy

BA x His Van

Face x Anyone

Murdock x Anyone


Face x Murdock

Face x Hanibal

Face x Sosa

Murdock x Anyone

Face x Anyone


Gaz x Scara

Meat x Brit

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH (my family is), so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I work as a CLOWN so I MUST be happy all the time and want to join the circus.
I cut school, so I must be in a gang or on drugs

So that's a little bit more about me!!!


reNtZgLeek :)

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The Pact by that-pretentious-bitch reviews
When Kurt gets pregnant the girls from glee decide they aren't going to let Kurt go though it alone. MPREG and Slash. Main pairing:Puckurt with some Artina, Finchel, Mercedes/Mike, Quinn/Matt, and Brittana, mentions of Wemma and Burt/Carole.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Scars by godivaraphael reviews
When Kurt finally makes a move on Finn, their relationship takes an unexpected turn. But will a new boy at McKinley impede on their relationship? And how many secrets can Kurt keep before it swallows him whole? Slash. Started pre-Season two!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,621 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Camping by CrayolaBox16 reviews
Kurt and Puck do make a good couple. It just takes a week long camping trip to realize that. Pink here! Multi Chapter story! Read and review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Wiping Out Tent City by thatiranianphantom reviews
Every artist needs inspirations. The Glee club is visited by the originals, courtesy of one Sue Sylvester. RENT-crossover
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Will S.
First by CrayolaBox16 reviews
These are the firsts of the Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel relationship. Pink here! Last chappy is up! Read and Review!*Complete*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kurt's Secret by lolacola01 reviews
After the infamous house party at Rachel's Puck starts to see a change in Kurt. WARNING: Male pregnancy involved in this story.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Almost Lover by DevonWren reviews
Foremost Kinn, some Finchel, some Puckleberry-Finn, and then if you squint really hard there might be some Puckurt. Please R&R! Now Beta'd - thanks to Tianne and TheLongFallOfProse x Finn's unsure after something his mom said; does he need to love Kurt?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Superman by eshizzle reviews
Puck and Kurt are about to start a new school year as a couple, nothing could go wrong, right? Sequel to Clark Kent
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sorry, I Suck at Titles by that-pretentious-bitch reviews
At a sleepover meant to help them bond, everyone finds out plently of suprising things about Kurt which leads to a relatonship between him and Puck. Slightly morbid/disturbing topics like cutting and suicide. All the guys r gay/ bi. Lots of angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Breathing Space by OrDiNaRyPeOpLe reviews
"You still love him, don't you?" You freeze, halting in your tracks as you gaze into his eyes. His hazel, green eyes. "Finn?" You ask instead of answering his question. "Finn." He confirms. You gawk. Breathing space.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Costume Maker's Apprentice reviews
Four new students join New Directions, changing everyone's lives. Rachel finds a rival, Mercedes finds love, Kurt finds a boyfriend...AND a crush? On a GIRL? What will this year bring? Set in Season 2, slight spoilers. Pairings inside
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,527 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Rachel's Party by Victoria1127 reviews
Rachel begged her dad's for a party. Well, she got one, all right.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Summertime by vcg73 reviews
Kurt and his friends find some fun on a hot summer day.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Love and Detention by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn makes Kurt late for school, and they get sent to detention. Nobody could have predicted what happened next.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Slut by nine miles to go reviews
Brittany isn't stupid, but she's sure made a lot of mistakes. Is Will Schuester one of them?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Brittany P., Will S.
Letters by HeavyDrugsOrGroupHugs reviews
When two schools decide to begin a letter writing assignment, a group of teenagers get more than they bargained for. High School, Pre-Rent
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
The First Glee Club LockIn Clothing Optional by Victoria1127 reviews
When Mr. Schue decides the club needs a lock-in, hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Naughty Birthday Girl by pandaneedshug reviews
Rachel really wants to have a sleepover for her 17th birthday, and her dads agree on the condition that she doesn't have any boys over. See what happens when Kurt comes over and her dads get mad. Sorry I suck at summaries, Kurt's and Rachel's POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
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The Lovers, The Dreamers and Me reviews
Years in the future, Galileo is left alone to find comfort. He reflects on life, until it hits him full force.
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Galileo F.
iPod Challenge reviews
An iPod Challenge for American Idiot. Pairing is SaintJesus and rating is for Jimmy and Johnny stuff. You know, drugs, all that kind of jazz.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Johnny, St. Jimmy - Complete
The Capitol's Hunger Game reviews
SPOILERS TO THE END OF MOCKINGJAY! When the 76th Hunger Games starts, it's with the Capitol's chidren. This is the story of those Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011
That Don't Impress Me Much reviews
What happens when you combine Face, Murdock, a radio and the 'Vette? Read to find out! FxM
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Face, Murdock - Complete
Why Rachel Carries A Rape Whistle reviews
Says it all in the title! Mentions of Rape. Duh.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
What Did You Just Say? reviews
Kurt is daydreaming and Finn said something that he didn't relise could be a problem! Rated for Kurts potty mouth I know, right!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
I'll Cover You In Damp Bedsheets reviews
What happens when Glee, Rent, Kurt, Finn and Bedsheets collide? FANFICTION! Sorry, REALLY sucky summary. First Fic, please read! The chapters titles are jokes on songs from rent. No babygate and Finn&Quinn are still together, kay.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kurt H.
GleeBook reviews
Facebook plus Glee plus Kinn equals a whole lotta fun!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Kurts Day In Heaven reviews
Please just read. One-Shot. I suck at summarys.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kurt H.
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