Calvi-sama
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Joined 07-04-10, id: 2432671, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 7 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

I write, therefore I am.

My rock is my home, I guard it with a tonberry, and a bandersnatch sleeps at the foot of my bed. Like any writer (or wanna-be *raises hand*), my cats are my kids, and I'm developing bad eyesight and back pain from sitting in front of the computer to much. When I ain't writing, I'm shamefully attempting to apologize to my two beautiful horses for not going out to see them more often.

J'adore Vincent Valentine, and am a proud and hopeless Valenwind devotee. Yes, you have heard me correctly: Valenwind. I write primarily FFVII fiction (as one would expect given the aforementioned pairing *snickers*), and co-authored several stories with silence_laughs over on LJ (here she's streaking around as PfenixB), and with us the Valenwind plotbunnies abound, so keep checkin' here, there, anywhere for new stories *winks*. We also have our Valenwind fics posted on my LJ site under the username calvi_sama and in the comm cerberusgospel. S'go and check it out if you're so inclined! We love the comp'ny! I also have a cross-over FFVII/VIII fic going with madisuzy entitled Wherever You Will Go, as well as another FFVII series featuring Vincent and Tseng called the Salvaged Fate Trilogy and we've just finished the first story entitled Fractured, with Broken and Bound to follow. But basically, this account is a place for me to post my solo-fics and whatnot. I hope you enjoy them.

Now, while honest constructive critisism is welcomed, if you feel you have to flame, I would encourage you to seek therapy or anger management classes as I am most definitely NOT flame retardant. This is fiction, guys, plain and simple. One person's interpretation, that's all, and if you're gonna get yer knickers in a twist over a story, then I'm inclined to think that you have priority issues. So that being said:

Yaoi is life, yaoi is love...the rest is all details.

Oh yeah, don't know what yaoi is? Google it...and if it causes you to make funny faces in disgust, then I have a simple solution for you: don't read it. Andwhatever you do, don't let someone whack you on the back of the head, 'cause having to live with that face? Would seriously suck. Happy reading!!

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Besides FFVII and my Cid x Vincent OTP, other fandoms I enjoy are:

FFXII - a sorely under-appreciated game, which utterly confounds me because it's friggin' brilliant.

Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru - I actually ship the main pairing here! Weird, huh? Actually this is the first time I actually approve of all the pairings.

Bleach - If I had to pick a pairing to ship, it would have to be Bayakuya x Kenpachi. My God the sex would be volcanic! 8P These two work much the same way Cid and Vincent do in that they're complete opposites (only they actually want to kill each other), and yet somehow they just work.

Hellsing – Gotta ship Alucard x Alexander Anderson. What’s better than putting two psychopaths together? *snerk*

Junjou Romantica - saw the anime and fell in love with it. I adore Hiroki x Nowaki, though one can't help falling a little bit in love with them all

Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) - an amusing anime, and physical coincidences aside, I would pair Sabastian with either Bardroy or Agni

Fushigi Yugi (Mysterious Play)

Sorcerer Hunters

Supernatural - I have to confess, who wouldn'tlike to see Castel and Dean have a close encounter of the erotic kind? >

Torchwood

I'm sure there are some more out there that I can't remember or have lost track of, but those are the most recent/prevalent in my mind. Who knows, maybe some day I'll attempt a story or two. ;D

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Void I by kremesch reviews
VincentXTseng Vincent POV Yaoi. In Vincent's search for penance, he discovers that misery doesn't always love company, or at least, doesn't want to admit to it. And in this case, it also has a name. COMPLETED
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 232,076 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Tseng, Vincent V. - Complete
Garage Tension by CornCob reviews
Cid stumbles into a less than valid predicament, and requires Vincent's help. Rated M for Cid's dirty thoughts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Cid Highwind on the Art of Seduction by Chibi Koun reviews
Cid feels bad for guys who can't hit it off with their crushes. So he decides to give them some advice... By telling them exactly what he did to convince Vincent Valentine to be his! Rated for sex, swearing, and let's face it: Cid himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
A VCR Complex by sapphireDoG reviews
Cid owes Reno a favor. Reno wants to get that favor. How does it involve Vincent? Yaoi, Language, M/M/M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Good Advice is Hard to Come By by GuiltyRed reviews
Crackfic. When Cid and Cloud have a little heart-to-heart, it would help if either of them knew what the conversation was about…
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Cloud S., Cid H. - Complete
Void by kremesch reviews
Vincent POV. Tsengcentric. VinceXTseng. YAOI. When Vincent is paid a visit by a man he saved six months ago, he finds himself slipping into temptations he no longer wants to fight. COMPLETED
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,696 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Tseng, Vincent V. - Complete
DIABOLIC by Ookami Kasumi reviews
FF7/AC / Vincent Valentine is kidnapped by the ghost of Sephiroth for a very personal mission. COMPLETE SxVV Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
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Always reviews
A man's thoughts are rarely simple, particularly Cid's, and especially when they pertain to Vincent. Suggested yaoi, rated M for language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Out of the Closet IV The Morning After reviews
Much anticipated conclusion to the Out of the Closet series. Those who were trapped in closets are out and the results are rather... eyeopening. YAOI, explicit, viewer discretion advised.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
In Which Cid Talks About Vincent reviews
A short, plotless drabble where Cid talks about Vincent. One moment in time out of many in some world far far away... Rated 'M' for language and mature themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Out Of The Closet III reviews
The guys are persuaded to go to a FFVII convention, in costume…I think you can figure out from here why they're hiding…now they have to find each other and get out, without killing each other or anyone else! Swearing, minor yaoi and adult content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Vincent V., Yazoo - Complete
Out Of The Closet II reviews
The guys are persuaded to go to a FFVII convention, in costume…I think you can figure out from here why they're hiding…now they have to find each other and get out, without killing each other or anyone else! Swearing, minor yaoi and adult content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Angeal H., Kadaj - Complete
Ghosts reviews
It's over, Chaos is gone and Vincent has finally forgiven Lucrecia and moved on. Or has he? Het, Yaoi, swearing, mature content. Vincent's POV.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Out Of The Closet reviews
The guys are persuaded to go to a FFVII convention, in costume…I think you can figure out from here why they're hiding…now they have to find each other and get out, without killing each other or anyone else ! Contians mature content, Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
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