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I USED TO BE NEON GLOW BLACK! yeah, i changed my name.Again. Got a problem with it?
Do you guys think it'd be weird if you had a friend who liked the Pittaburg Steelers but owned a Tebow jersey? And on his school binder was a picture of Tebow? 3/13/12
I have made a Community so if you'd like to join just P.M me
I used to be Neon Glow Black.
When i review stories i , Say its good, tell you to update in some sort of way, or i'll say something completly retarded.
Also guys, if i leave a review that insults you, cusses at you, or insults your family
A: I'm just joking and i'll say something else that makes no sense
B: My cousin hacked my account again and he left a hate review like he usually does.
all im gonna tell you is im a male and am not gay so if i somehow know you and you insult me on fanfiction, i will find you and kick your ass.
Screw that im gonna tell you stuff.
i dont use grammer as you can see.
Age: 10-20 . remember my cousin sometimes uses my account. And my cousin is...i think 18? Yeah He's 18.
Appearance: Freckles and Dark brown eyes with Brown hair that either reaches my eyebrows or when i grow it, it can covor my eyes.
Skin/nationality: Uhhh, i'm white skin with Scottish,English,(THEIR DIFFERENT!)Austrian, and many other things i don't know in my blood.
I like making people happy, so i will try to compliment even if the story is terrible. though every story i've read is awsome so i add it to my favorites. so i can read it again.
Favorite games: Call of duty series, Halo Series, Assassins Creed Series
Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Warriors(All of them), Rangers Apprentice, 39 Clues, and some other stuff.
Favorite T.V shows: Family Guy, Simpsons, Phineas and Ferb, Supah Ninjas, American Dad.
Favorite Movies: Transformers Series, Kung Fu Panda series, The Lightning Thief, and a few others.
Boy:If you feel STRESSED, give yourself a break, eat some cake, ice cream, chocolate or some sweets.
I love sports and games.
i play football,basketball,and baseball. i have brown eyes and hair.or dark brown eyes and hair. what ever.
I love the halo series, call of duty series and any football game.
i'll play any sport.
i love chocolate.
books i like are the percy jackson series and it's sequel series,warriors series,rangers apprentice series, and 39 clues series.
I love Red Vs Blue.
My shippings are
Church/Tex ( Red Vs Blue )
Squirrelflight/Bramblecaw or something like that.
StormFur/ and the cat he mates with. :)
Leafstar/Billystorm (Skyclan's Destiny)
Tucker/Sister (Red Vs Blue)
that's all you need to know for now.
also i like being grumpy but then a talking and laughing person.
i can shake my eyes. it's hard to describe but basically my eyes vibrate really fast.
i like wearing underarmor/nike/and champion (or someting similar) shorts.
my fav. colors _ Red,Blue,Green,Purple,Black,Gold,White,Grey,and Brown
i am very humerious and ,though if you dont know me i'll look really scary but if you somehow do you know me. i laugh and talk alot.
Let's see. I have nothing else to say. Well, yes. No nevermind.
They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
"Wanna know something hilarious?" A boy asked his sister "What?" She looked at him. "Look in the mirror."
The star of the football team
If you like pie- copy and paste this into your profile
If you saw Justin Bieber and would slap him with a pole- copy and paste this into your profile.
If you play video games- copy and paste this into your profile
If you saw two people arguing over money and would record it on a camera and walk away- copy and paste this onto your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you believe in God...
1. People who hate pie aren't human but a species unknown to man.
2. You live in America
3. You are a Ravens fan and hate the steelers.-
4. you just look at this and nod.
5. You like food.
7. You can't wait for Red vs blue season 9 to come out.
8. you ate food 2 seconds ago.
9. YOU LOVE EARTH
10. WHY DO YOU LOVE EARTH
11. You have noticed i've been saying random things.
12. you really hate me because you like the steelers.
13. You are not from America and have absoulutly no clue as to what i'm talking about.
14. YOU DIE
15. I'm getting bored.
16. I just hit my friend.
17. My friend slapped me back.
18. You just realized you didn't read number 6.
19. You scroll back up to see number 6.
20. You then slap yourself because there is no number six.
21. If you fell for this copy and paste everything into your profile and you know you did.
If you saw a bank robbery and you'd pull up a chair and shout "C'mon get him! RUN RUN!" -Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate your siblings and would rat them out for 1 million dollars-copy and paste this into your profile.
IF you saw a guy with a gun pointed at ur face and would shout "OMG LOOK! JUSTIN BEIBER!" and when he turns you run away-Copy and paste this into ur profile.
Why are girls named Amanda? Becasue their A-man-duh! (No offense to anybody named Amanda)
Short story TIME
One day a guy robbed a bank. The guard was a mental retard(me) and pointed his gun in his own face thinking it was pointed at the robber.
"PUT THE YOU HANDS UP!" He shouted.
"YES YOU WILL!"
"no i don't feel like it."
"NOW YOUR GOING TO GET IT!" And the cop pulled the trigger shooting himself in the face and letting the robber get away.
If you loved this story then do 2 things
1) Tell me
2) Copy and paste it on ur profile saying "Neon Templar is the cop, not me!"
50 Ways to Scare People in the Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over and over again.
7. Work normally for awhile. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top- secret Pentagon files.
9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
12. Type on VAX for awhile. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes about everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."
16. Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
17. "DISK FIGHT!"
18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (it helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the 3.5 disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
23. When you are on an IBM and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for awhile, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them, and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.
28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
32. Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
33. Assign a musical note to every key (ex. the delete key is A-flat). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.
36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until, you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.
42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRR!" Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.
45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard.Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.
48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week."
50. Two words: Tesla Coil
Another SHORT STORY TIME
One day when 2 boys were in a tree 50 ft. in the air, the younger boy climbed down and taunted the older boy with pumpkin pie.
"I have pumpkin pie with whipped cream and YOU DON'T!"
"GIVE ME THE PIE!"
"ARG!" The older boy jumped on the younger boy, killing him, and he took the pie and left.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and put a star beside ones that are actually true for you. You may be surprised)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
3 kids met in kindergarton.
One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best freinds leaving her. Matt moved to California while Daniel moved to Missouri.
When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfreind so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up.
"Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a bruntette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar.
"Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this.
"Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him.
"What's your name?" She asked.
"Daniel." he answered. She gasped.
"Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her.
"I promised i'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled.
"But Matt isn't." She was lookign at Daniel.
"But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed.
"Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really greta movie.
"Sure i'll go with you." And then they became best freinds. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked Daniel why he came back.
"I made a promise. A promise i would keep."
If this story warms you heart then Copy and Paste it into your profile. If it doesn't then forget about it.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
You have 13 minutes
So... good talk.
there were 3 girls
Post this onto your profile if you hate the Pittsburg Steelers(YOU LOST TO TIM TEBOW!)
Post this onto your profile if you like Pie
Post this onto your profile if you like chocolate
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold youturn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism
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This is Bunny.
Swords of Chaos Series
Swords of Chaos-Discovery-in-progress
Swords of Chaos-Origins-upcoming-summery will be released once Swords of Chaos:Discovery s finished.
Swords of Chaos-A Red Rose-upcoming-same as above.
All is on hold
LOOK AT DAH POLL AT THE BEGINNING! SERIOUSLY A BUNNY RABBIT WILL EAT YOU IF YOU DON'T!
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