Author has written 8 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Bleach, Patriot, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inheritance Cycle, Emergency, Harry Potter, and Princess Diaries.
'You know, I really appreciate the way you know when to reaffirm my faith in your basic insanity.'
It has been a long time since I've been on this site again. And what is it but my love of Emergency! that brings me back 'home.' I was interested in finishing 'Versus' so I decided to return for one last hurrah!
I've changed a lot in the time I've spent away from this site. I'm no longer in EMT-B classes, I decided as much as I think it would have been a great job, it wasn't for me. Instead I'm working as a bather in Petsmart Grooming Salon and I'm going to an academy to learn how to become a professional groomer this winter.
So I'm still a fan of couples. ABSOLUTELY NO SLASH COUPLES!I DO NOT support homosexuality in any way. Call me opinionated or prejudice, but that is the way it is. While on the subject, I also and VERY PRO-LIFE.
Couples I Support: Sam Flynn/Quorra, Ed Elric/Winry Rockbell, Dave/Becky, Ichigo/Rukia, Renji/Rukia, Spock/Uhura, Gabriel/Anne, Spock/Christine Chapel, Erik/Christine, Indiana Jones/Marion, Faceman/Amy, Hiccup/Astrid, Anakin/Padme, Boba Fett/OC, Obi-Wan/Siri, Qui-Gon/Tahl, and hundreds of others. Oh, and since someone asked, in Naruto, I support: NaruXSaku, SasuXa-slow-and-painful-death, SasuXLog (haha), ShikaXTami, KibaXHina, and RockXSaku (RockLee kicks butt :D)
A/N: No. There is too much that needs to be said. I am a fan of Star Trek, I'm not a Trekkie though. So honestly, if I don't have all the correct lingo, I'm terribly sorry. Star Trek is a vast and wonderful land that I am still learning about, and I started watching TOS when I was ten. I've never seen any of the seasons past The Next Generations, but I've seen all the movies. I'm just not as obsessed as I once was. However, I'm enjoying oneshots as of late, and you may be seeing a vast collaboration of Spock or McCoy oneshots.
I Want to Be a Friend: A completed poem about Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy's thoughts as he dies. (Okay, I know Dr. McCoy never really dies on the series, but I randomly got the idea when I was in the shower one day, so what can I say. It's unrelated to anything and it's random)
Versus: A story of a feminist journalist named Cassie Roland follows John Gage and Roy DeSoto for a week to gather information about a 'all-men' situation in order to bust seams in the fire department and promote women's lib and inspire equal rights within her female readers. John and Roy are not too happy about this , for they believe that women should not be firefighters because it is too dangerous and strenuous. They plan to break their new pest of her misogynistic attitude. But Cassie doesn't give up easy. She believes that women can be firefighters and do just as good of a job, if not better. Which side will win out? It's an epic and age-old battle: Misogyny Versus Misandry.
Why?: A short little drabble about John Gage's thoughts during Roy DeSoto's funeral.
A/N: Yeah, I'm one of Ed Elric's biggest fans, but I'm horrendous at portraying him in fictions. So if I do terrible at writing in Edwards POV, I'm very sorry, but I did my best.
12 month Brothers: COMPLETE! Plot: Ed and Al Elric were in a car wreck seven years ago, where their parents were both killed, and now Ed (being 19) and Al (being 14) must go through another tragedy. Al starts to show some concerning illness symptoms and they later find out that Alphonse has leukemia. The doctor assesses that the illness is terminal and Al (who found out in late December that he has leukemia) will not live past the end of the next year.) Ed resolves that he is going to make this the best year Alphonse ever lived and plans all sorts of fun things to do. Subplot:Yeah, an EdXWin pairing :D
A/N: I'll only be doing stupid, short drabbles on these and mainly about Hanatarou, Ichigo, or Renji. No stories for me unless I have a sudden lapse of brilliance, which I highly doubt.
Grant me Strength of Heart:A oneshot (a very small oneshot. More like a halfshot) about Hanatarou and what he wants and desires in the outcome of his life. This is my favorite drabble. I loved the way the words came together with my thoughts. Hanatarou was one of the anime characters I related with the most. I was never in the in crowd, yet I wasn't emo. He's just there to help wherever he can, whether he's appreciated or not. I adore Hanatarou.
Ouran High School Host Club:
My Everything: A short little drabble about Tamaki's thoughts about Haruhi.
A/N: Don't get me wrong. This is one of my allllltiiiimmmmeeee favorite movies. I love the Revolutionary War, I love Heath Ledger, I love everything about the movie (except Tavington. He's a demon spawn. Yes, that's right fangirls. Come and attack me. I just dissed your oddly evil and horrible fangirl attachment.) Anyways, I don't think, even in my large expanse of knowledge about the American REvolution, I don't think I could get everything historically correct. I had enough trouble with getting Star Trek fans calmed down when I tried to do a 'Trekkite Correct' fan fiction going. And I hope to God that there are more history buffs than sci-fi nerds out there. For the sake of that hope, I would like to diverge away from writing stories about this and stick to hurt/comfort/feelings oneshots from whoevers perspective.
His Little Boy: A oneshot of how Gabriel felt about his father in a series of times in his life. Starting from 'his' little boy, through the teenage years, when he's married, and on his dying day.
100 Ways to Say I'm a Legend: I'm desperately trying to attempt a collection of Murtagh moments using his POV throughout the books and a few made-up moments. This could be a failure, but I'm going to try my hardest to complete it.
'Did they run out of jokes and the interesting joke store you shop at?' -Brundan from Night in the Museum 2
'What are you looking at, you hockey puck!?' -Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story
'It's snowing!' *slams door in Peter's face* -Toodles from Hook
'Dare to dream bigger, Darling,' -Eames from Inception
'Son of a building block, it's Woody!' -Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story
'Brice. Rice, mice, lice! I think I'm allergic to the name!' Johnny Gage from Emergency!
'I like being bad, it makes me happy.' -Venom from Spiderman 3
'That's a big door . . .' -Sam Flynn from TRON: Legacy
'For every mother's child who cries out in terror at your face and says "Dear God, what is that thing?'"-Wesley from The Princess Bride
'What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?' -Timon from The Lion King
'Oooh, stuffed crust!' -Minions from Despicable Me
'And what is it that I'm meant to have wrote...I mean written.' -Firman from Phantom of the Opera
'I don't think there is acute anything about him.' Reepicheep from Voyage of the Dawn Treader
'Hey listen, I might be skinny, but I'm tough.' -Johnny Gage from Emergency!
'You've gotta quit thinking about it that way. It's not really what you're like on the outside that he doesn't like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.' -Gobber from How to Train Your Dragon
'Oh, chuzzy!' -Minion from Despicable Me
'Oh, I get it. This is like Star Wars and you're Yoda and I...am like a Jedi!' -Dre from The Karate Kid
'But Hannibal, rules are meant to be broken!' -Faceman from the A-Team
'I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! TOUCHDOWN!' -Murdock from The A-Team
'Why you cute little devil you!" Johnny Gage from Emergency!
'Blowing up squirrels is fun, eh?' -RockLee from Naruto Abridged
'Yes, you diseased child, do as you wish.' Harry Potter from Potter Puppet Pals
'Oh that's nice! Ash on my tomatoes!' -Pippin from Fellowship of the Ring
'Get off that! That's not a climbing frame!' -Scotty from Star Trek 2009
'Brains!' -Random Character from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged
'What's that? It's hard to hear you over melting city.' -Carl from Llamas With Hats 4
'I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect!' -Faceman from The A-Team
'Tattooes are tacky. Dying isn't tacky, it's just inconveinent.' -My bestest friend, Player.
'Flick said he saw some grizzly bears by Pulaski's candy store.' Ralphie from A Christmas Story
'That's great ... we need caffiene.' -BFF, Player
'That's right. I'm an android! A gay android!' Dumbledore from Potter Puppet Pals
'In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we knew is still hanging in space somewhere around Lake Michigan.' -Ralphie from A Christmas Story
'The what now? Is that French?' -Gin from Bleach Abridged
Carl: It's too late now...you...I totally don't remember your name. Paul: We've known each other for 3 years, Carl. Carl: And what an impression you've made.' -Llamas with Hats 3
'No, that book was accidently destroyed maliciously.' -Gru from Despicable Me
'In America.' -America-obsessed guy from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged
'Carlll, there's a dead human in our house!' -Paul from Llamas with Hats 1
'I love the smell of revolution in the mornings! It smells like hushpuppies! -Murdock from The A-Team
'Paul: Carlll, what did you do? Carl: I'm not sure I know what you're referring to. Paul: You sunk an entire crew ship! Carl: Are you sure that was me? I think I'd remember something like that. Paul: I saw you fire a harpoon into the Captain's face! Carl: That sounds dangerous. Paul: You were headbutting children off the side of the ship. Carl: That must have been horrifying to watch. Paul: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures. Carl: Well thank God the children weren't on board to see it.' Llamas with Hats 2
'My size? My size is the amount of space I fill up. Thanks for asking!' Murdock from The A-Team
'I was reading a book, then I went downstairs, and there was this guy standing there...so I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.' Carl from Llamas with Hats 1
'You're a nice man. I hope if your wife ever gets run over, it's by a man as nice as you.' -Valerie from Emergency!
Chet Kelly: You know, gage, I think you're bitter. Johnny: Aw, you noticed? -Emergency!
'Shwartz!' Ralphie from A Christmas Story
'You know, I really appreciate the way you know when to reaffirm my faith in your basic insanity.' -Roy DeSoto from Emergency!
'Halloe Everybady!' -Kalenkoff from You Can't Take It With You
'No, I'm not nuts! I'm not! I'm condiments! I've been promoted!' -Murdock from The A-Team
'You know that guy that lived to be 114? Well, he was an Indian and this is all he ate! He would have lived longer too if he wasn't run over by a bus coming home from his girlfriend's house at 3 o'clock in the morning!' Johnny Gage from Emergency!
'[puts voodoo spoons into a pickle jar] My friends need to be punished.' -Lilo from Lilo and Stitch
'Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.' Lilo from Lilo and Stitch
'That concludes our flight on Miracle Airlines. The airline that has Lady Luck as your co-pilot.' -Murdock from The A-Team
Johhny Gage: Can we be alone? Chet Kelly: Sure, but you've injured my feelings. Johnny: Good! -Emergency!
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