XenoHybridChick
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Joined 07-05-10, id: 2433437, Profile Updated: 10-20-11
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.

98% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared of the face of the earth. Put this on your page if you are part of the 2% that would run around your house going "YEAH!!!!! HE'S GONE!!!!!!!!"

No I do not like Justin Bieber, you got a problem with that?

NOTICE:I have mentioned that I will be removing some of my stories right? Well I can't do that right now but I will not continue them. I will be working some a few other stories. They'll be good I promise. Just keep your chins up alright? Some of them might be submitted by SabertoothLioness my kickass best friend.

Hello and welcome to my glorious profile here on this site. I am the am author who is trying to make her mark on this site eventually!

Name: XenoHybridChick(you can call me XenoHybrid of Xexe as I will not give out my name)

Age: A number

Gender: Female that’s all you need to know

Height: None ya

Weight: None ya

Location: None ya!

Race:Dire Werewolf(on the rare occasion a Xenomorph Hybrid or a Half-Dragon

You can also find me on Howrse my username is Ladylioness and you can also find me on alienvspredator2.com to contact me make a topic on the main forum and name it The Lunatica. I love dogs and horses and I am part of the “Punish The Deed Not The Breed” movement for the dog breeds that are discriminated against by the Breed Specific-Legislation(also known as the BSL law and the Bull$#!% Law)

Interests: Horse back riding, muscle cars, dogs, cats, snakes, belly dancing, reading, watching TV, RPGing, listening to music and eating food.

Favorite Horse Breeds: Mustangs, Arabians, Quarter Horses, Thoroughbreds, Tennessee Walking Horses, Mawaris, Barbs, Brumbys and Nakotas.

Favorite Dog Breeds: Wolfdog hybrids, Pit Bulls(Punish The Deed Not The Breed people!), Alano Espanolas, Louisiana Catahoula Leopard Dogs, Dogo Argentinos, Presaa Canarios, Cane Corsos, Rottweilers, Dobermans, Great Danes, Boxers, Miniture Pinchers(Min Pins), Chihuahuas, Mastiffs and Newfoundlands.

Favorite Muscle Cars: Camaro, Mustangs(all types), Charger, Challenger, Novas, Stealth, Viper, Cheval, Barracuda, Corvette and Solstice. I also like trucks such as the Topkick, Kodiak, Silverado and Sierra.

Favorite Food: Junk food, sushi, caviar, chicken, pork, beef, turkey, yams, fruits, rare cooked steaks, vegetables and venison(deer).

Favorite TV Shows: Pit Bulls and Parolees, Pit Boss, Most Extream(Animal Planet) Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI: New York, CSI: Miami, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Good Wife, The Defenders, Whale Wars, Hunter and Hunted, The Walking Dead, Dexter and Transformers Animated and Hunter and Hunted.

Favorite Moves: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Predator, Predator 2, Predators, Alien vs. Predator, Lake Placid, Eight Legged Freaks, Arachnophobia, Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, Constantine, The Expendables, War, The Forbidden Kingdom, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, 10,000 BC, Ice Age, Commando, Spider Man, X-Men, Clash of the Titans, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Wolf, Cursed, An American Werewolf in London, Critters, Death Proof, Kill Bill vol.1, Kill Bill vol.2, Hidalgo, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps: Unleashed and Ginger Snaps: The Beginning. I have yet to see Resident Evil: Afterlife but I know I’ll love it!

Worst Movies Ever: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. As you can see I am not a Twilight Saga fan and I'm sick of people saying it’s a great film/book series read some real books for crying out loud! As well as crappy remade films, those go on the list as well.

Favorite Artist: A Perfect Circle, Evanescence, Gwen Stephani, Sean Kingston, Eminem, KT Tunstell, Sum 41, LL Cool J, Rammstein, Ciara, Carrie Underwood, Three Days Grace, The Used, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins, The Black Eyed Peas, Kelis, Shakira, Sick Puppies, Within Temptation, Placebo, Mellissa Ritter, Skillet and Saliva!

So that’s all you need to know.

Happy hunting,

XenoHybridChick

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(Ok I added more stuff lol!)

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name: Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby,cullendrive, MidnightEmberMisery, XenoHybridChick

"No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."

"Hell was full so I came back."

"Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry,"

"Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone"

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"

"I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face,"

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

33 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I'm sorry

Girl says:

I'm sorry if I'm not a whore

I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".

I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you

I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm sorry if I'm weird at times

I'm sorry that I write about you every day

I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough.

I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.

I'm sorry if I'm annoying

I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.

I'm sorry that im different from those other girls

I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.

I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

If you are very secretive about your fics with your family and don't want them to read them cos you 'get embarressed' but have no worries about the rest of the world seeing them - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever despaired when you cannot write a new chapter/story - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you suffer from writer's block and loss of creativity frequently - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is/are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

████ You say prep - I say goth

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.

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I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

Are you a Ironhide fangirl? If so copy and paste this to your profile

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You say Team Edward I say Team Starscream.

You say Team Jacob I say Team Ironhide! Because Ironhide is a body-guard/friend/soldier and weapons specialist ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE!!!

SabertoothLioness is my best friend. She helped me when this bully named "Ligh" insulted my story. Lioness published the story and Ligh bitched and compalined about it. If you don't like any of my stories then don't read or review them ok?

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The Ultimate Predator Encyclopedia And Guide by Choco Scorpion Bat reviews
The Ultimate Predator Encyclopedia And Guide For The Hardore Fan. Describes everything you ever wanted to know, from anatomy, hunting techniques, and social caste system. Includes info on religious beliefs, technology and history. The most thorough guide to Predator you'll ever find on . Made specially for the hardcore Predator fans! UPDATE: Separated into chapters!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Scar - Complete
Galloway's Daughter by Transformers123124 reviews
My name is Elizabeth Galloway. I am the one and only daughter of Theodore Galloway. I had no friends until I met the Autobots. So many things have happened to me. I trust my new friends, no, my new family to keep me safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Galloway, Barricade
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
How to Survive A Horror Movie For Dummies by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
Fourty fail-safe ways to survive a horror movie for dummies. T for language.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Disgust by Smoltwire reviews
Starscream comes to a realization after encountering a human female that murders children. 07'verse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Watching Aliens with an Alien by Rift XIII reviews
I'm back and watching the movie Aliens with an Alien. Chaos ensues.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
I Kissed A Predator and I Liked It by OceanFire9 reviews
Never-shown-in-theaters Alien vs. Predator scene, featuring the song "I Kissed A Girl," by Katy Perry but with a Scar/Lex twist! There's a whole lotta freaky goin' on! AvP, Scar/Lex. T for brief language, heavy smooching, & mild predator perviness.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Baby Got Back by DaemonicKitten reviews
A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Watching Alien with an Alien by Rift XIII reviews
It's basically me watching, well, more like 'attempting to watch', the movie Alien with an Alien.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
How To Survive A Horror Movie by DethRose reviews
This is a list of do's, don'ts and whatevers you need to know to survive a horror movie. Now with more suggestiony goodness. UPDATED! Seriously though. Those who don't follow these simple rules are dead if they ever go into a horror movie. UPDATED!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
The Discovery by Arctic Banana reviews
Part 5: Barricade and Bumblebee have a "reunion" and the Decepticons entertain themselves with human games- particularly the ones where Blackout can get away with causing the others severe physical harm.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Alien Queen by Charles Xavier reviews
A song parody of 'Dancing Queen' by Abba.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Humans and Predators vs Aliens 3: Prophecy by Red Crown reviews
The clan has returned to hunt on a new planet that rumor has their race used to inhabit. They find ancient ruins that talk of a prophecy that must be fulfilled and it includes five lengendary heros must fight a race of powerful ancient
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,808 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Humans and Predators vs Aliens 2: Battle on Earth by Red Crown reviews
The clan is back with an all new adventure and this time it's Earth. Los Angeles is war. Terrorists and druglords are making a killing, but the real fighting starts when an insane Predator and a new type of Queen appear on Earth.(Completed)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,348 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
Humans and Predators vs Aliens by Red Crown reviews
A clan of Predators are hunting on LV-1201 when their ship gets destroyed and the alien threat becomes too much 4 both them and the humans. They realize to survive they must side with the humans, but can they take on corporates as well... (Completed)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,363 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
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Fear and Rebellion:Enemies and Friends
Teenager Cleo Lewis and her friends Reno, Tio, Akira and younger sister Brenna struggle to fit in at school and in their home lives. Until the students at Spring Wood High begin dying. Will the five prevail over their worst fears? Or will they lose?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 3/9/2011
How It All Started
This is just a preview of my up and coming fanfiction series "Cleo: A Force To Be Reckoned With". Originally "Akira: A Force To Be RECKONED With". This gives a preview into some of the characters the will appear in my series. Enjoy and let it unfold.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Your Sweet Fragrance reviews
Cleo is kidnapped by Starscream an held captive for 9 days straight. Hilarity, adventure, mayhem, chaos and weirdness ensure. Maybe even a little romance no?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Starscream