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Joined 07-05-10, id: 2433880, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

This is all practice. I like to write, weave words like a basket. Like a pretty one.

I'll write anything as long as I have a beginning, middle and end in mind, including erotica. I love reading it, so writing it is the next step, though as of yet I'm not particularly good at it.

I'd like to think that I'm growing though.

Grammar and punctuation are important to me, so if you see something in one of my stories that counts as those sort of blunders, please tell me. Fresh eyes often see what my tired ones skim over, and I have something of a pet peeve with errors in stories. I take it a little seriously since I'm practicing for my own novels. Stories are hard to come up with, but I can sure as hell write them when I do.

I haven't done much yet: one complete story (well with one-shots I plan to add when I get ideas for them) one one-shot, one currently underway, one that's a little lost. I have like ten on my own computer, but Lord, I have no idea where any of them will go. I just keep them around to read from time to time when I'm bored or I have to fly.

Dauntless Core is on unofficial hiatus, just because I'm ridiculous. I know how I want the damn thing to end, but Star Fighters keeps me so occupied and happy that Core takes the back seat and waits patiently for me to finish her.

Star Fighters is starting out swimmingly. Sci Fi makes me so giddy.

I do take commissions, and I promise to do them well if you want me to do one.

Also I love to beta work. If you're looking for a beta, I can help. I'll make sure that thing swims with grammatical correctness.

Music:


When I write, I normally go to grooveshark and put about three or four songs on a playlist and just max out on that baby.

Currently Listening to: The Music Scene by Blockhead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw

I've been having a love affair with My Morning Jacket. Specifically Touch Me I'm Going to Scream Part 2. After that Wordless Chorus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBeBNZVQr6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OMpaFvTOFk

For every emotional scene I write, I turn to the 2011 Jane Eyre Soundtrack by Dario Marianelli. The violins are beautiful and haunting, and they always make me cry when I put myself in the perspective of my character. Also the Pride and Prejudice soundtrack is good just in general.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljh79hIrQ2Y

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Peace for Traitors by ScarletTigress reviews
Naruto's marriage to Sasuke and Sakura has given him both legitimate power in Konoha politics and a real family. Life is happy, peaceful, but dark foes are gathering and their plans threaten everything he has. Sequel to Peace for Monsters. SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 344,100 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,842 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Body, His Plaything by gungnirburst reviews
In a futuristic society, Sasuke orders a "doll" to keep him company, but when it does finally arrive after months of waiting, Sasuke quickly finds out that the unit is not exactly what he wanted. [AU. Sasuke/Naruto. Humanoid!Naruto.] [Discontinued.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 7/4/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
The Wedding by Fairheartstrife reviews
A week long pre-wedding celebration turns into something unexpected for two of the guests. Old friends, rivalries, and romance blend together for an eventful ceremony. Sasuke x Hinata along with some side pairings . Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Closer by EmbraceDiversity reviews
The original story of A Traitor Branded that was scrapped. Will be finishing now. SasuHina, AU. **Renamed due to completely different plotline/development** Complete. Image by Kamulat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Moment Echoes by Lamentha reviews
Belle returns to Beast a moment too late, listen as the moment echoes through a castle, and see what becomes of them in consequence. For everyone who wishes Beast had never changed. I'm going to do my best to ensure that this is a fiction of quality.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,077 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Beast/Prince, Belle
white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Chemicals Between Us by VioletWylde reviews
Its the 1st day of his Junior year and already Naruto is having issues with his chem partner. Naruto decides to forge ahead and attempt to befriend the raven-haired boy. Will he succeed or will he get more than he bargained for? M for language and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,346 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Meantime by michelerene reviews
Sasuke shouldn't have been surprised when Naruto came home with stars in his eyes, sappy grin on his face, and a plea on his lips. "Iruka says it's a way to give back!" SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Promised by SkyyeStrike reviews
"Here. You need it more than I do." She tapped her head. "After all, I get to remember you, everday from now on." She said bitterly. Memories were a bittersweet gift, but Naruto didn't know if she could go one without them. SasufemNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Save Me by dmnq8 reviews
1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,691 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Elegy of Suzaku Kururugi by Coeurlito reviews
The Zero Requiem was not the end. For Suzaku Kururugi, it will never be the end. Oneshot.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
In a Lifetime by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Would you relive the worst day of your life just to spend one more day with your departed lover? Sasuke would. AU, Yaoi, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Traitor Branded by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 4,881 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Hero Now and Always by DC Luder reviews
Tragedy strikes without warning and Diana must find a way to cope.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
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Rock Stars reviews
Team Seven: the biggest band to hit the world since the Beatles. Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno rule the music scene with a rebellious, sexual flare, but not even the biggest fans know what happens behind closed doors. NaruSasuSaku- ThreesomeFic in an erotica special.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,581 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Star Fighters reviews
Born an expendable child of the royal family of Otogakure, honorable suicide is the highest thing Sasuke could ever hope to attain. His death was hoped for, expected, but not to be. Captured by the enemy, he must decide to accept death or live anew
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,528 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dauntless Core reviews
High School becomes much more complicated for Sasuke Uchiha as he becomes better acquainted with Sakura Haruno, an aspiring athelete with more than one secret to keep- It didn't matter if Sasuke liked her. He couldn't save her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Origins of the New Uchiha reviews
When a very pregnant Sakura is kidnapped, Sasuke must journey not only through the obstacles to find her but also his own memories. "How do you know you're going to find her?" "She's my wife." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,732 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Dare You reviews
A simple game at a playground turns into a relationship-changing shuffle when Sasuke dares Naruto one too many times.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete