Author has written 6 stories for South Park, and Elsword.
It saddens me to see my profile so empty. So I'll add some stuff.
Name: Just call me Melli
Birthday: August 3
Gym Plunnies: A collection of multi-chap fics involving various couples, past loves, and a government conspiracy or two. High school really ain't all it's cracked up to be.
As If We're Miles Apart: The group had dissolved a long time ago and there was no difference, but now, with Stan and Cartman gone for the summer, Kenny and Kyle are left to enjoy each other's company. Though awkward at first they start getting used to their new summer routine. Time passes, things are said and feelings take a few steps up. But when school comes around the corner, Kyle and Kenny go back to ignoring each other. The question is, how long can they keep it up?
Listening to the Things People Say: She was popular and he wasn't. They were from two different worlds and that was that. He was nice enough and everyone knew who he was but people still wouldn’t allow it. In a world where your opinions don’t matter and whatever choice you made had some sort of impact on how people see you, is popularity really that important? And are there no other options? Apparently not. So which is it, Your happiness or theirs?
Cause None of Us are Angels: Damien's a loner. Not because no one likes him, but because he chooses to be. He won't let himself get close to anyone. And for good reasons. So when his dad gets transferred and he's forced to move back to that small mountain town that started it all what’ll Damien do? Past memories haunt him and he finds himself seeking comfort from Pip, the guy who should hate him the most… If said guy actually had the ability to hate. But as Damien spends more time with Pip, many of those self-made promises that kept him alone for all these years are finally broken. And when Damien realizes this he starts distancing himself again. Because if no one gets involved, no one gets hurt…Right?
And We Can't Help But Make Mistakes: Stan and Henrietta are close friends. Have been since the fourth grade. Henrietta likes Stan, but Stan’s dating Wendy. Wendy and Henrietta don’t really like each other. And it gets even more complicated when Wendy breaks up with Stan, who has no one left to turn to because Henrietta has been avoiding him. Will Stan finally see what’s been in front of him the whole time? And will things ever be the same again? Probably not. But who knows? Stranger things have happened. It is South Park after all.
Bio Plunny: Kenna’s family used to be rich, but after the incident her family is now a low class working family. Soon after, though, she is betrothed to Kyle, the son of a rich noble (who is a friend of Kenna’s father) and is sent to live with the Broflovskis. She doesn’t officially meet Kyle until they’re both sixteen. Kenna has seen pictures and is told how great Kyle is (courtesy of his mother) and has started to think that Kyle is somewhat of a jerk. She ignores the fact that she’s betrothed to him when other problems occur.
Possible Future Story Summaries:
When Your Lips Lock You Will Both Catch On Fire: "My dad said that if i kiss someone i'd catch cooties." "Well MY dad said that if i kissed someone I'd get them pregnant. And if that happened then he's kick me out of the house." "My dad said that if i kissed someone then both of us will catch on fire." "Wha-?" - Creek (oneshot)
Everybody Burns, And When It Starts To Hurt: The flames receded as the boy in black took several steps forward, holding out his hand to help him. The blond boy quickly backed away from him, eyes wide as he stepped further back with caution. Confused and afraid, the blond said what the other boy never wanted to hear. "Stay away from me." - Dip
Death Rolls The Dice: Kyle dies in an accident. Kenny makes a deal with Death to try and get him back. The deal? Both of them have to fall in love. Terms? Feelings need to be mutual but other than that, anything goes. You just can't cheat death, can ya?
SongFics (or Fics Based on Songs):
Boyfriend:And while she can easily control her anger, trying to steal her boyfriend was not something you want to do if you don't want to get on her bad side. But that's nothing to worry about, he's not interested in you anyways. K2. Genderbend.
Already Gone: Wendy is unhappy and she doesn't know why. She has everything a girl could want but, is that really what wants? Stendy.
The Man Who Can't Be Moved: "Nothing was the same after she left. Everything reminded him of her. His heart too broken to be put back together. So he decided to wait." "Did she ever come back?" "No one really knows." Creek. Genderbend.
All You Wanted: Popularity was the last thing on my mind. I never really cared about whether or not I was popular. I thought it was stupid, trying to be something you’re not just to impress other people. It’s not worth it. And he knows I’m right. K2.
Why Don't You Kiss Her?: "Dude, she's like my best friend. I can't tell her that." "And why not?" "Because it'd ruin everything!" Style. Genderbend.
Also, if you're reading my story Memores Acti Prudentes Futuri, then check out kuroange1's MAPF Omakes.
Currently Fave Songs:
Stuck Like Glue by Sugarland
Je Suis un Homme by Zazie
'Til the World Ends by A Static Lullaby
Find a Way & Anywhere but Here by Safetysuit
Perfect by Maren Ord
Perfect by Marianas Trench
Sweet Serendipity by Lee DeWyze
The Writer by Ellie Goulding
For the First Time by The Script
Shows (Cartoons, Anime, etc.):
South Park (If that wasn't obvious)
Magi - The Labyrinth of Magic
The World Ends With You (Game)
Hetalia - Axis Powers and World SeriesElsword (MMORPG)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Anon
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - Anon
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Oprah Winfrey (really?O_O)
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Proverb
Give expression to the noble desires that lie in your heart. - Gordon B. Hinckley
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King Jr.
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - Martin Luther King Jr.
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever. - Doug Horton
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H. G. Wells
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov
When love begins to sicken and decay it uses an enforced ceremony. [Julius Caesar] - William Shakespeare
Acta Non Verba - deeds, not words
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