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Joined 07-05-10, id: 2434226, Profile Updated: 09-19-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and High School Musical.

It's not because I'm opinionated. I'm just always right!

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. -

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal (I think I’m a little polish…)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (I think I’m a little polish…)

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy( i might be
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and cool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (I'm kinda goth, i wear a lot of black)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
Ihang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (r we known 4 having bad teeth?? thanks guys)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.

I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching
the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
When 'Mom' was your hero and 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran fastest?
When war was a card game?
And life was simple and care free?

Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you wish you were an innocent little kid again.

Copy & Paste This


X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
XYou own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 5


X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.



X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2


X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band. (Yeah I'm in band. Who cares? We’re going to WONDERLAND!! WOO!)
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4


X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 1


X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Your guy side

XYou love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (but really? Who doesnt wanna be a firefighter?!)
XYou own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
XBaggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.


Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 11

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

Notice all these things about friends? They mean nothing when you have none.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!"

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."

"If you love someone, tell them. Because hearts are often broken with words left out."

"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."

"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."

"I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd come out and eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it."

"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck."

"YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO."

"Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

"Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro."


2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

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You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C:

" Woman was created from the ribs of man.
Not from his head to top him.
Nor from his feet to be walked upon.
She was made from his side to be his equal.
From beneath his arms to be protected.
From very near his heart to be loved."

" Age is simply mind over matter.
If you don't think about it.
It really doesn't matter."

" The only way to correct what
you've done in the past.
Is to live differently in the

" The Ten Commandments aren't
multiple choice."

"What part of 'Thou Shall Not'...did you not understand? God

" It's not every time.
You get a second chance
in life."

"Quote the 25th letter of the
alphabet... Y ' "

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Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9170 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16091 - Favs: 7,551 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sam's sister by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Sam has a little sister. She is dumped on his doorstep and he is stuck with a fifteen year old girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,213 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sam
Full Moon by summer-echo-11 reviews
Hayley Uley's life changed when she became a mermaid with Cleo, Rikki, & Emma. When she was able to cope with that change, another one occurred - moving to Forks. But along with that change comes werewolves & vampires, & the mermaids are dragged into their war.
Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,884 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jacob, Sam
Time Heals by wolfpack princess reviews
PostBD After Leah's breakup with Sam she had daughter she kept secret from him for 5 years.Hailey lives on the Makah Rez with Danielle,a close friend of Leah.What happens when the pack comes to visit.Will sam except his daughter?What about Emily?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Leah, Sam
Imprinted by Violet2389 reviews
Melanie's world is turned upside down when she falls for a wolf with a bad temper. Follows along the Twilight saga books-all four books will be posted in this story page. OC. Currently being rewritten!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 104 - Words: 211,747 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Paul
Isabella Clearwater by LilIzzy reviews
Isabella Clearwater returns home after her father has a heart attack putting him into forks hospital. When she arrives the pack is surprised by what happens…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Marcus
Natural Instinct by Kaiottic-Rawr reviews
Koda struggles with her day to day life caring for her younger brother,going to school and dealing with her abusive father.What happens one day when she finds a photo,a photo that might lead her out of the dark tunnel she walks re summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Paul, Sam, Brady
Once Broken, Twice Loved by vampiregirl2808 reviews
They say you only really experience love once. Because you don't have any fears. Any pain. Any walls. They obviously didn't know Bella, who has been once broken, and is about to be twice loved. BxJ and BxP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Jacob, Paul
A New Friend by lil joker 1989 reviews
Seth didn't know that on a random gathering with the Cullen's he was going to imprint on Edward. Now they have to figure out away to make their relationship work...The story is now completely different from the original.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/30/2010 - [Edward, Seth] - Complete
Life After The Family Concert by zanessatroyella2013 reviews
This story is going to be how the gang's life is after the family concert. There will be drama, love, hate, and a lot more. Couples start to form with the kids and see who wants to follow in their parents footsteps.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
Our Battle Cry by Dancin-Babe reviews
After tragedies have happened, Aria VanDer Pol has to go live with family friend Emily Young and her fiancee. Not only does she have a secret of her own, but now she's about to learn another secret, and certain boys cant seem to make up their mind about her. But what happens when someone from her past comes to wreck havoc? Will her friends, new & old, be able to help her? A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,352 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 6/20/2010 - [Jacob, OC] Embry
Parental Consent by adcgordon reviews
Troy & Gabriella's parents play a huge role in their lives. What do they think when T & G get together and what role do Maria, Jack and Lucille play in their journey? Rated T for safety, potentially in later chapters.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,118 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
The Love Bites Chronicles: The Alpha by GrizzlyBear n.n reviews
What happens when Bella the vampire meets Sam the wolf? read to find out first in the series. Rated M because I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,626 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Sam
Murders, Twin On High by JadeAburame reviews
When Janine finally gets a craving for blood, she makes a mistake and kills an ex-marine. Then when NCIS comes to investigate, the Cullens, Volturi, The Quileutes, and another Coven are in danger.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
A new call by kjtc28 reviews
As I looked up I saw his eyes they where the same as the eyes Sam gave Emily the first time he saw here. I WAS IMPRINED ON BY……..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Embry, Leah
Jasper and Alice adopt by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Alice and Jasper want a baby. so they adopt. soon Rosalie and Emmet want a baby too so they adopt as well. This is a year before Edward meets Bella. Fun stuff happens. just read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Edward adopts by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Title says it all. Edward adopts a little girl. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward
Addition to the Family by sparks-haven reviews
A girl comes to the Cullen family to cause problems with everyone. Warning: Not completely decided on this yet but may contain physical punishment in later chapters...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 136,308 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jasper, Paul
Broken by Stephycats7785 reviews
Embry finds Leah in the woods and realizes just how broken she really is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,883 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Leah, Embry - Complete
A Loving Family by BelieveInTheHoundsOfJustice60 reviews
It's Jasper taking care of Bella who is a baby. They are trying to finding a new life when they stuble onto a certain family in the Washington State. Will they find a loving family and be excepted and find love? Watch them grow up. Please READ and REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Playing Doctor by bitascull reviews
Carlisle is a doctor with six ‘kids’. Bella is a 300 year old vampire who is a shield, healer and telekinesis. She’s going to be working at Carlisle’s hospital as a new doctor Vamp/Vamp Some Lemons I NEED A BETA READER Read info inside at end of chapter 1
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Believe Not the MakeBelieve by Cantrelle reviews
CHAPTER FOUR FINALLY UP! AU. EdwardBella. Edward cleared his throat. "My girlfriend, Bella Swan," he announced. Bella choked on her food. This was the joke of the millennium! They didn't even know each other!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fighter ON HOLD by punkdaydreamer reviews
it has been thirty years since edward left and she has been getting her life back together with her children and best friend then one day her past comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Imprint Story by Darkangle14 reviews
She was forced to move away from her family to pay for her great grandmother debt. She moved in to the Clearwater's house and if that isn't enough Seth just changed into a wolf for the first time. When he finally come home a suprise awaits him. Seth\O.C.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,364 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Seth - Complete
Stand There And Watch Me Burn by angelicmethod reviews
Formerly known as 'Gonna Give You Something'. This is Jacob and Nessie's story of how they finally come together as a couple and try to figure out that thing called love... with a few bumps in the road. No one ever said that love was easy. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,162 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Another Torturing Day by teamwolfpackjacobseth reviews
Edward is hesitant to leaving Bella with Paul when the Cullen's go to play baseball. When Paul's snide comments about Bella's sex life becomes to much what will happen? Rated M for lemmony lemons late on!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,094 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
Summer Vacation by Twireader81 reviews
New couple, Bella and Edward, spend their summer break from university together in Forks, strengthening their relationship. Bella gets to know the Cullen family and becomes reaquainted with her dad. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 600 - Words: 987,905 - Reviews: 13796 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob and Renesmee Their Story by kaitie333 reviews
Renesmee is 16, phsically at least, and wants Jacob to see her as more than just best friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Guardian by JMFanficQueen reviews
Bella is a Guardian. She moves to Forks to take a break from her duties where she meets a certain bronze haried boy and his family. But she'll soon realize she can't escape her duties that easily and once things are set in motion, they can't be stopped
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,141 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Deadly Secrets by summer-echo-11 reviews
2 secrets surround Forks - 1. No one knows that the reason Bella left Phoenix was because of her secrets. 2. Paul has had to keep his imprint a secret for months. So when the secrets are finally revealed, no one expects how badly their lives will change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Paul, Bella
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Battle That Is My Life by MeganCSmith reviews
Bella Black is over 80 years old, But dosen't look a day over 20. She has lived through a lot of stuff. And When The Cullen's return, so does the phasing. She helps her family and her worst nightmare happened she imprinted! What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,168 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Taken By Surprise by Sara.M.07 reviews
"He promised to love me forever. Every single day of forever. I didn't know forever was so short." Bella learns of Edward's extracurricular activities. Will Jasper be able to put her back together and will Jacob step aside for Bella's happiness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I Was Here by BurningAngelWingsToDust reviews
Tyler and Bella are best friends and they fall in love. But in the car crash Tyler dies. Bella get depressed and a few years later she meets a guy who's name is also Tyler and he looks just like the dead Tyler would look now.
Crossover - Twilight & Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella
Chancing Fate by JMCullen09 reviews
After relocating to Forks with her parents to take ownership of the family store, Bella Swan meets an angry Edward Cullen - who happens to work at her parent's store, but not by choice. Both have secrets and pain. Is their meeting coincidence or fate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,770 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Do I Know You? by Momentarily Sane reviews
Bella was not Charlie and Renee's daughter, in fact she was born centuries before them. When moving to Forks she runs into our favourite vampire family, but how does she know one of them? And who is she running from? Why?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Broken but not shattered by the gentle lamb reviews
Claire experiences abuse from her current bf. Will Quil be there to pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Second Life by rozey113 reviews
What if the wolves were late saving Bella from Laurent in the meadow and Bella gets changed into a vampire? what happens when Bella goes to find the Cullens after she has been changed. Will she like what she sees? Bad at summaries. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6659 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten by You May Call Me reviews
Bella is a vampire. She was "born" the same year as Carlisle. What will happen when Bella comes to Forks? What if the new vampire changes the Cullen's lives forever. But will she be a ally or enemy? What lurks beneath her pretty face? Who will she let in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 149,986 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bite Me by Jeakat reviews
Leah accidently sets her Alpha a challenge he can't refuse. Now chapters, and I've bumped the rating up to M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,014 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Second chance by vampiregirl2808 reviews
Bellas life fell apart after Eward e dosen't talk to her friends,never leaves the house, and rarely eats. She still thinks he's out there so she goes to his meadow, but when she gets there she's in for a surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Changing Tides by knicnort3 reviews
Jake left after seeing Bella on her wedding day. 8yrs later, he returns to visit his dying dad. Billy's last wish is for him to finish high school so Jake agrees. He meets beautiful Vanessa Mason and imprints,but who is this girl?-BD AU *romance, drama, adventure, a little mystery, even some humor *sum inside*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,768 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Midnight Sunrise by SweetlyBroken33 reviews
Based after Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie have a set of twin girls that are anything but alike. Join the girls as they find out just what they want out of life and what they will do to get it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Death of an Alpha by jaytan reviews
Sam dies in the battle with the new born vampires and life has changed completely for Jacob Black and his pack. eventual Bella/Paul pairing as well
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,825 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Everything About You by DTS Guru reviews
Paul imprints on the new girl in La Push, but he reminds her too much of the past she is trying to forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,326 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Paul - Complete
Kiss Me by kristy267 reviews
What does fate have in store for Quil and Claire after a heartbreaking accident? "I love you and nothing is ever going to change that. Don't ever forget that, Claire Summers." ***I Own Nothing*** T rated just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,536 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Blood Moon by dvnielle96 reviews
"I can't risk you getting hurt, Seth..." She looked up at me, her golden eyes boring into mine. "But I'm not gonna let the Volturi hurt you." I whispered, taking Gwen Cullen in my arms. Seth/OC R & R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Seth
Trapped in Twilight by LHNT reviews
An everyday girl from our world, who just happens to dislike the Twilight saga, gets a gag gift on her b-day and she got more than she wanted she got a one way trip into the lives of Twilight, literally. How will this poor anti-twilight girl cope?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,274 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Let Go by LetItRock reviews
HIATUS. Life is never perfect and Bella's is far from it. But when her family moves to Texas, she meets Jasper. Can he teach her to just let go? Can Jasper - someone with his own hardships - save a girl who has kept her heart locked away for so long? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,573 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Somewhere Safe, Somewhere like home by DuckieHamilton1 reviews
Sam's sister Abbie escapes from her unsafe life and comes home to the only safe place she knows. But what secrets are hidden in the world she used to know? Can she stay safe? Paul/OC (Abbie)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,339 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - [Paul, OC] Sam - Complete
Love You Forever : A Paul Imprint Story by Just-Soldier-On reviews
Elizabeth Black is Jacob's cousin, what happens when Paul imprints on her? Elizabeth has an uncaring mother, what has happened to her to make her so 'rebellious' to her mom how will she react to the 'wolf' world? WARNING: There is lots of swearing n humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,279 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Paul - Complete
Right by beinginfinite reviews
It's just that easy. I love you, and I know you love me too. And that's all there is to it. Imprint story. QuilxClaire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Home by WildHope83 reviews
They say home is where the heart is. I never knew how true that saying was until I found my heart resting in the hands of a tall Quileute in La Push, Washington of all places. With him I truly was home. PaulOC; COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,198 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Paul - Complete
Misery Business by MollyWollyRose reviews
Leah is a beautiful girl, shattered by past events she tries hard to forget. Jacob is a werewolf with a few secrets of his own. One night will change their lives forever, and Leah is thrust into the supernatural world she never knew existed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Hell Hath No Fury by MollyWollyRose reviews
Leah and Rosalie are nomadic vampires, living on the blood of the dregs of society. What happens when they encounter the small town of Forks and all its dark, mythical secrets? Will it be a sweet dream, or a bitter nightmare?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Jacob, Leah
A Broken Spirit by The Vampire Pony reviews
Warning: Child Abuse, but I hope I didn't put too much detail I tried . Basically, Edward has been abused by his parent's too long. He runs away finally, and meets the Cullen's a little at a time. Will he fit in? Will his parents find him again? Find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward
Taming a Shewolf by jjjc517 reviews
Leah is an independent shewolf that hates all vampires, that is until she meets Nahuel. Nahuel is a vampire that has always felt like he was on the outside. Will he feel the same for Leah, or will their differences keep them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Leah, Nahuel
Love is Complicated by JMFanficQueen reviews
Sequel! Bella and Edward are finally back together and are now wed. The combined family moves back to Forks as cousins. The only problem . . . the wolves are still there . . . and Jacob is their leader. What happens when Nessie and Jake meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Maniacal by lavender skyy reviews
As we move through life, the force of fate creates events that we only appreciate when we reflect on our existence. Unlikely bonds form and tragedy forever changes the lives of Ness, Jacob, his once-lover Kimber, and the Cullens. Turns AU mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,253 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Puzzle by wolfsbane92 reviews
Paul Meraz is everything her parents warned her about. Beautiful, dangerous, passionate, broken, a puzzle begging to be solved. Paul/OC. Off shoot of Melt, but that does not have to be read first. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,892 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Paul
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17737 - Favs: 11,193 - Follows: 5,733 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Wind Blows by Fluffy Nouget reviews
Moving from Hawaii to La push: ew. Being thrown into the realm of make belive: uh oh! Finding the guy of your life and somehow managing to keep him through so much drama: hallelujah! SethxOC. Complete. Now including epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,727 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Seth - Complete
All Because of Walmart by JMFanficQueen reviews
As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,459 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Life, My Choice by mighty-moo reviews
This is a Twilight INSPIRED fan fic. Its about a werewolf named Serenity who runs away from home with her sister Rena so they can avoid an arranged marraige. Way better than it sounds! PLEASE REVIEW! I OWN MY LIFE, MY CHOICE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Twins In Enemy Land by JadeAburame reviews
The Cullen's find themselves with a baby, but being that she is twin sister to one of the La Push kids, what problems will that bring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010
My Little Secret by glitterfairyshells reviews
Summary: Edward and Bella had an argument after their graduation. This led to Edward walking out of Bella's life and Bella keeping her little secret. What happens now when a tragedy makes Edward reappear into Bella's life. B/E, J/A, R/E AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Intoxicating Life of Hale and Taylor by mistressofdarkness666 reviews
Rosalie has always had the attention; no one to deny her. But what happens if her singer finally comes into her life and doesn't show interest? Can Rosalie change HER mind? RosalieXOC, usual pairings COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 73,788 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete
NEW KIDS, SLEEP OVERS, LOVE & LOLLY CASTLES by vampz.vs.wolvez reviews
emmett and bella swan are new at forks high. emmett already has some friends. what happens when one of his friends falls for his little sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Life as a Swan by vampz.vs.wolvez reviews
STORY:OUR NEW BEGINNING WTH NEW TITLE N SUMMARY.Bella,Edward & Jasper swans parents get a divorce when their kids.now as adults their mums getting remarried they have no choice but to go.havnt seen the cullens in 5 years swans need them now more than ever
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Sway by Hibbleton78 reviews
Single mom Bella finally has life under control again when a new PD starts working at the same radio station and teaches her that she doesn't have to be alone to take care of her responsibilities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 199,675 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Believe in a miracle, and it'll find you by Smile 83 reviews
60 years POST BD: Edward and Bella are in high school once again. A new student is very interested in Edward. And if having someone after your husband isn't enough, Bella has been having weird feelings lately, feelings that resemble certain human ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Night She Brought Me to Life by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
Edward and Esme both died in Volterra and one night Carlisle finds Bella in the woods and tries to help her overcome her grief. But is disaster waiting just around the corner? Please do give it a go if you're a Carlisle fan. IN-PROGRESS. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,262 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Breaking Dishes by Lightning Before Thunder reviews
Raleigh Young,17, with a 3 year old daughter.Her and her parents are going back to La Push to live with her aunt.When she meets Paul she has a connection to him.But she ignores him for her daughters sake.Will she accept him, when he accepts both of them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,621 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Paul - Complete
Dream Chaser by SadieGirl18 reviews
A certain dream haunts Claire. It's summer and she doesn't want to stay in New York anymore. Taken away from La Push at a young age because of a secret her parents won't discuss. But Claire won't give up. She's going to chase her dream. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Regrets and Forgiveness by SadieGirl18 reviews
Hannah has been an outcast ever since Paul and his buddies humiliated her,and have tormented her ever since. But what everyone doesn't know is the pain their adding to her already hard life. Find out what happens when Paul imprints on her. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Paul - Complete
Circumstance by boniron16 reviews
Full summary inside. Nominated for the Indie Twilight Awards and three Sparketeerawards including Best Angst and Best Cliffhanger. This is the story of Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and his son...Andy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 157,320 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticking Together: The Next Generation by wowza811 reviews
The children of the original pack are getting older and beginning to take over their parents duties. This story shows the life of the wolf children filled with love/family/friends/teenage drama. First fanfic, hope you like it! changed the rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Sunrise by Ru'a Craine reviews
"I gasped.A new pain spread through my chest,a burning ache,and somehow, I knew this wasn't Edwards doing.This had something to do with Aiden." After Edward leaves,new vampires come to Forks. They have blue eyes and Bella MIGHT have fallen in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella
12 Years Later by HarryPotter7881 reviews
What if Tyler Didn't die in the 9/11 attacks but what if he lost his memory instead. Ally never got over him and before he "Died" She got pregnant and had a daughter. And when he remember's he goes to find his Ally. I know i suck at summarys but read?
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010
I'll Be Good For You by Tilly Whitlock reviews
Single mother Bella has a son that's four years old. He suddenly gets a new best friend who has a hot father named Jasper. What happens when the families mix and mingle. Rated MA for Lemons and Language. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,588 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Sam and his sister Talia by wolfpack princess reviews
Adopted from emily007.Sam has a mom named Danielle who was married to his father Joshua Uley and they had Sam and his sister Talia together.Jousha took talia when she was a baby and Sam and Danielle never saw her again. Until now and a Seth imprints!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sam, Seth - Complete
You Promised! by SomethinSurreal reviews
Carlisle left his daughter Bella when he was changed. Years later will Carlisle be able to help save his little girl from the monsters of her past? And what is going on with Edward? E/B eventually T for mentions of rape. ON LONG TERM HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Excuse Me I Must Be Mistaken by Mrs.Natasha.Cullen reviews
"Mr. and Mrs. Bella Cullen. Has a ring to it you think?" Angela seems to be the only one that notices Edward and Bella's feelings for each other. But with Edward, Bella and one biology project their lifes just might change forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Silent Wishes by xXxGoldenFlowerxXx reviews
Edward and Bella are building their lives together. With plenty of ups and downs, how will they cope with the sometimes serious problems faced? How will they manage when they are torn away from each other in the most unimaginable way? ... ALL HUMAN ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lap Dog by DTS Guru reviews
Imprint story. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Tell Me Why by Baimbi-Babe reviews
Bella is 16. After Edward left Bella changed. She Had found out her parents aren't her parents, and that she had a brother. What has this to do with her new powers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Paul
Baby Bella by sammie-chew reviews
Rose found bella in a car accidet. her parents died and baby bella was all alone. rose raised her as her daughter but will bella be jaspers mate? book is better then it sound i swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Rosalie, Bella
My Savior by teamjacobrulez reviews
In the midst of her near death, he was the only one who was there to save her. When everyone else had abandoned her, he was the one who came to give her comfort. When no one else loved her, he did. After suffering a bad heartbreak, can she love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Jacobs Twilight by IWasntLostTillYouFoundMe reviews
Travil trough all four book though the eyes of jacob black. And realize that every story has more than one perspective.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Jacob
Paul Is A Father! by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Paul finds out he's the father to twin two year olds, a boy and a girl, when they show up on his porch. Watch Paul, a single werewolf father, raise these two kids. please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Paul
Olivia and Missie Cullen by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Seven vampires and two human children. Watch them all raise these two kids. in this story the vampires sleep. enjoy! please review! read it! you know you want 2. yes you looking at the computer screen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Nadia Cullen2 by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
Ok here are more things that happen when Nadia is little. Enjoy and review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009
Nadia Cullen by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
this is the real story about a 4 yr old girl who is saved by the cullens after her parents are murdered by a vampire. all the cullens are in it and jake and seth. most jasper and alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,104 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper
A Summer With The Boltons by whackedout101 reviews
What happens when Gabriella's mom has a business trip and sends Gabriella out to stay with some close family friends, the Boltons for a whole summer? What happens when she meets a certain blue eyed boy? Will love blossom or will it be total chaos?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,363 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
The Dash In Between by Stephaniiie reviews
***HIATUS*** AU/AH/OOC Bella's a rebel, Edward's a control freak. Both have their reasons and are as messed up as each other, stumbling blindly through their lives. Sometimes, all we need is a push in the right direction...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,319 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
As Easy As Breathing by 25kait25 reviews
Victoria and her army is coming and Bella must make a choice; Jacob or Edward? Her sun or her world? But what will happen? What does life have in store?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Drunken Consequences by Phoenixhp5 reviews
In a fit of rebelliousness Bella makes some poor choices and Carlisle is forced to reign her in. Warning: Contains non-sexual spanking
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Better Off by SmileyShananahan reviews
"You win Jacob, for now." I took on last look at her through the window, with that filthy mutt, and knew that it was all my fault, but soon, that will change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Catch Me I'm Falling by Estella.B.Darlington reviews
Trinity A. Smith, your average girl right? Not exactly. Growing up in different homes can be hard on anyone but finding out your family never wanted to give up in the first place can be even harder.- Okay I'm no good at summary's but I tried!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,429 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Embry, Jacob - Complete
evoL by kaayy13 reviews
Kayleens Spending the Summer in LaPush. She Loves Paul. She hasn't seen him or any of the boys in 2 years. Paul imprinted on her best friend. Then you add yet another imprinting shape shifter into the mix. Note: I suck at summarys so please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Embry, Seth
Protecting is a waste by JadeAburame reviews
When Harmony comes to Carlisle for immident medical attention, secrets are easily realised about the Cullens and Quileute, but Harmony comes with her own secrets and plans to change the way things are going with the newborn army being created.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
Brand New Life by Pnkrkriotgirl reviews
Jennifer was kidnapped by two vampires who also killed her entire family. She escapes and ends up in La Push where a certain pack of wolves and a special coven of Vampires will not only protect her, but give her a reason to live and love again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Paul, Jacob
Scenarios: The Road Not Chosen by adcgordon reviews
The decisions we make affect the lives of many people...sometimes even those we don't really know. When the future holds a fork in the road for our fave couple can they find their way back to the road not chosen? Do they want to?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,210 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Once we were Kings by sweetp-1 reviews
Seth is the new kid at Forks High. The last thing he expects to find there is Edward...and his very own love story. Top 20 finalist in the Black Balloon contest, now continued. AU/OOC. M for language and slash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,346 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Temper Trip by JMFanficQueen reviews
Renesmee and Jacob have taken the role of 17 year olds at Lion Pride Private School but when things get serious between them, secrets are formed. When some of those secrets spill out, how far will Edward go to do what is he considers 'Right'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
One Heart Two Many by Estella.B.Darlington reviews
Seth Clearwater's best friend comes to town. Blah blah blah. I can't write a summary, please read. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Seth, Embry
You are the music in me by twilight1996 reviews
"edward will belong to me" Her voice was confident. But little did i know that she was right, edward believed her stupid lie, instead of me, and the only thing to make him see will be through music. -Bella enters a music competition, that tanya is in.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,691 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Triple dog dare you by 13shiroyami reviews
A truth or dare game with the most hilarious dares and embarassing truths ever please read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Anytime by Bluebell140 reviews
Gabriella was there for Troy when his Grandpa passed away. Now it's Troy's turn to return the favour. TROYELLA all the way.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Bellas revenge by 13shiroyami reviews
bella and alice decide to get back at edward and jasper for stealing her panties i dont own twilight all ownership goes to stephinaie meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Don't Let It Go by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Jenna & Paul have been keeping a secret from Jenna's older brother Jared...But Jared and Paul have been keeping a secret from Jenna. How will it all work out or will it even work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Paul - Complete
Summer lovin the feeling last 4ever by Embrysgirl4ever reviews
What will happen when Sam's niece comes to visit him. Warning there will be some pranks,and fighting. 1st story please review Rated T cause I'm paranoid Review if you think I should continue
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Embry, Sam
Innocence by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Lakota Primrose went through something Traumatic and goes to live with her sister in La Push...Can a certain Quileute help her? WARNING::Rape Content::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Paul - Complete
Infinite by Team Space Heater reviews
Quil and Claire are madly in love. Life couldn't be better, right? But something has to go wrong eventually because, well...it always does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Rebellion, Drugs and other Unmentionables by claireylee824 reviews
Bella Swan was left by Edward Cullen and instantly turned into the local bad girl. She healed like he said she would; with the help of drugs, alcohol and other things. rest of summary in story BxE/Rated T/R&R. Updated to M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Three Of Us! by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Jake's pissed off about the way he's being treated, can he get his mates' to understand and what will they do to make it up to him. SLASH. Paul/Jake/Sam.Just a little, filthy Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jacob, Sam - Complete
If I Have To Wait by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Someone from the Wolfpacks past sends a friend to them for protection. Will they protect her? Or refuse to help when they find out who she is...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Paul - Complete
See How I Feel by Im a Skyscraper reviews
read as Gabriella, Annie, Kelly and Andrew run, hide, suffer, and go through things that are not normal for kids. they go through abuse, death, love and more. i wrote this when i was only 8 years old
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Gabriella M., Troy B. - Complete
Radiating Stars by withoutspaces reviews
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off and die.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
The Silence by elemental13 reviews
This is a Stanton and OC story. Read before you flame please. Kylie is being rooted from everything she knows and taken to LA to live with her dad. She meets an abnormal group of girls who are hiding something. Then she meets Stanton. ON HIATUS
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008
A New Life by Pnkrkriotgirl reviews
After he saves her from vampires she thinks he is her angel, but he just thinks he is a monster. Will she be able to show him how wonderful he really is or will he fight his imprint to protect her from himself. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Paul
Broken Love by JMFanficQueen reviews
NM - Edward left Bella pregnant. 50 years later, Nessie has grown and Bella is a vampire and leader of the Swan Coven which includes Melinda, William, Sophie, and Alexander. When both covens collide, what happens. What will Bella choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 91,692 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twist by annabethchase96 reviews
Remember Me with a twist. Full summary inside. Rated T for language and mentions of rape
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010
Fingerprint by temporaryinsanity91 reviews
your fingerprints never fade from the people you touch. T for language.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
A Twist In Feelings by Brittanyswmonkey reviews
Crossover - Twilight & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Sharpay E.
The Love Of My Life by 25kait25 reviews
Bella never jumps off the cliff but what will happen when Edward finds out about Bella and Jacob's developing relationship? Hopefully, Bella will resist Edward her 'drug' and start a life with Jacob her 'sun'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,551 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
I See You by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Krystal's heart gets broken by one of the Quileute boys...Can a Cullen piece it back together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Emmett, Jared - Complete
Heartbreak Warfare by A lesson before dying reviews
A girl who hates imprinting, due to her new 'ex-girlfriend' status, discovers firsthand just how unexpected imprinting can be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Embry
The Fathers by zanessatroyella2013 reviews
When the gangs father go away to war things change. What happens when they come back two years later to find out something about their children that they don't like. Will the fathers destroy what has happen or will the gang fight back. T&G,Z&S,C&a
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
622 way to tell you obsessed by 3liana reviews
622 way to tell your obsessed with twilight NOT MINE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Virtues by Storms reviews
The Ones Left Behind: The darkest days of Carlisle and Esme’s lives were the three days of waiting when Edward went to Volterra. What they went through was heartwrenching.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A little misunderstanding by Mrs.Natasha.Cullen reviews
She caught the flash of her phone out the corner of her eye, and turned to discreetly look at the new message under her desk. "Is something funny Miss Cullen?" Mr Mason asked."Please read the text to the whole class Ness." * STORY PUT ON HOLD *
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Hold On by WildHope83 reviews
After a rough year, Amanda Kent was looking forward to her family's annual trip to her maternal grandparents' home for the winter holidays. With everything going on in her life, she never expected to fall head first into strong open arms. PaulOC COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,563 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Paul, Jared - Complete
Dance In The Dark by x-Blueberry-Muffin-x reviews
Bella goes on a night out with friends and bumps into one rather dishy doc...who seems to take no notice of her. Or does he? Based on Dance in the Dark by Lady GaGa...but not really a song fic.Please give it a go if you're a Carlisle fan. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Twisted Fates by starshine.taylor reviews
Angela is heartbroken when Ben disappears for a week. When he comes back he's not human, he's a vampire. He leaves Angela, but Angela would do anything to get Ben back. She goes to the Cullens, but none of them are safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Angela, Benjamin
Vampires by TwIlIgHtLuVeR1994 reviews
I'm not good at this so just read it. please review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009
Renesmee Cullen: Rising Sun by Anonymous1794 reviews
Nessie is celebrating her six/sixteenth birthday with her family and best friend, Jacob. He has something important to tell her after the party which changes both their lives. What is it?- R&R. 2nd Place Best Post BD- Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Waking Up by PlantMurderer reviews
New Moon Au, An older, wiser, Isabella tells the story of how she woke up, and became the person that she is today, a strong, confident, smart woman who lives on life her own terms. Bella/OC mild but honest criticism of Edward *spoilers through NM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,991 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella - Complete
Have You Moved On? by iluvpynk reviews
In New Moon, Edward decides to come back, but he's too late: Laurent already bit Bella, and Edward thinks Bella is dead. Now 90 years later, Bella is back in Forks, and so are the Cullens, but there's a new member: Jennifer, Edward's new girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
See Me Who I Really Am by whackedout101 reviews
Gabriellas the new girl. But everyone calls her the 'loser'. She studies day and night. Her mom kicks, slaps, and puches her. Her dad died. Troy the jock. Popular, practices 24-7. Dad hits him. But can people See Them Who They Really Are?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 66,126 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Love vs Instinct by angelfishlex reviews
Edward Cullen is a human blood drinking vampire who becomes fascinated with a human girl whose sweet scent tempts him to near madness. What happens when a rival vampire also lusts for both her body and her blood?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One fall later by the gentle lamb reviews
That faitful birthday night in New moon. In edward's point of view. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper
It's all Severus's fault by JadeAburame reviews
When a potion goes wrong Harry, Severus, Elizabeth, and Neville find themselves in the future, in the Fork, Washington, United Sates of America. Where they meet shape-shifters Quileutes and vampires Cullens .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009
He's a Heart Breaker by XxInspiredxX reviews
When Kiara moves to La Push she's not expecting much. But when she meets a certain someone, everything changes! Sorry, bad at summaries, R&R&R. Updates will be consistent. Flames welcome
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Paul, Jasper
Changing Places by kimlovesjasperhale reviews
a Bella and Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper
A Christmas At The Lodge by TwiHard24 reviews
The Cullens are spending their holidays at the Hale Lodge-just like every other year. Emmett's trying to get Rosalie, Jasper's trying to make his move with Alice, and Edward is intrigued by the Lodge's singer/snowboarding instructer.AH REALLY FUNNY!REVIE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The book is real by JadeAburame reviews
You know the Twilight Series right, well what would you do if you found out it was real? Well this happeneds to a 16 year-old-girl named Delilah Uley.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,229 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009
Wanna Play a Game? by x-Guinevere-x reviews
Eric & Pam Fic. Bored, Eric and Pam play a game through the thrill of text messaging. This fanfic was taken from the speculation on who Eric was messaging on his SideKick during the 1x07 episode of true Blood.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Pam, Eric N. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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One Happy Family or is it reviews
Its about how family has nothing too do with blood and how love can get you through anything will SAM and Emily break up will the Cullen's make it through counseling will the family stay together or will they end up separating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Broken Love the Swan coven and the Cullen coven
Bella is a Detective Nessi is a Teacher Jake runs the Pack Leah has imprinted and so has Seth but they all live with out Edward or the Cullen's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Life and Love reviews
Who is Tammy? Who is Joseph? Dose Troy still love her? Dose Gabby still love him? Will life take over and love fall away? please read
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Troy B., Gabriella M.
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